the truth is that jesus (and few others) found the way to immortality and supernatural power. here's how

the truth is that jesus (and few others) found the way to immortality and supernatural power. here's how
>baptism "pouring water on the head" is an allegory for veganal cervical mucus entering the penis through the urethra, read "god-man: the word made flesh" for more info on what happens next. jesus was tempted (to cum) in the wilderness (sex) for 40 days
>in the old testament there's the tree of knowledge, knowledge in hebrew means sex: "adam knew (had sex with) eve, and conceived". you must not eat from the fruit of sex (orgasm). according to the talmud the fruit of knowledge is a fig, figs in ancient times were an allegory for the vegana, cut one in half and see
>in buddhism, the buddha meditated under a fig tree (fig=vegana), was tempted (to cum) but resisted and achieved enlightenment
>in zoroastrianism, zoroaster met god when he bathed in a lake. another reference to being plunged in a liquid
>the hindu vedas refer to the soma/amrita drink that gives immortality, another reference to a liquid that has to be consumed in some way. also see yoni & lingam
>in alchemy, vitriol is an acronym for "visit the innermost part of the earth (earth=feminine,vegana), rectify it (don't cum) and the philosopher's stone shall be yours" philosopher's stone is pineal gland which hardens through this process
>in ancient indo-european creation myths, a hero drinks a liquid of immortality (cervical mucus + drinks it through the penis) and defeats a monster (temptation to cum)
>in east asian and indigenous american folklore the moon rabbit creates the elixir of immortality with a mortar (vegana) and pestle (penis)
and much more. these hypotheses beg for experiments to be made. anons with wives/gfs, try this out. we must all seek the way to immortality and supernatural power, for it is possible as history has proven it. not even a schizo, have eyes to see and ears to hear. i'll make a full video eventually about all this to go more in depth and to spread this knowledge more

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here are some pics i found on the subject

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pic rels are from "the perfect matrimony" by samael aun weor, 1/4

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2/4

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3/4

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4/4

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's your thoughts on picrel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      many have tried and failed to follow this facebook pic. it's just not the way, many dedicated monks have yet to have any supernatural abilities.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anons with wives/gfs, try this out
    try what out exactly? do i just go celebate out of nowhere? or do i gotta try to edge myself w the pus and STILL not cum? like.. what are you actually proposing? i sure hope i dont gotta edge for 40 days in the desert to never die but i guess I'd attempt (i'll claim for science but really for God and my skitzophrenia)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women secrete cervical mucus during the prime of their menstrual cycle. simply let that liquid enter your urethra during intercourse, and don't orgasm/ejaculate. you might not be able to do this if you're circumcised since it restricts the urethra's opening

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've definitely balled a b***h on her period and not finished. sadly I am circumcised so I cant prove or disprove your theory i guess.. although i should* definitely be dead. I've been brought back to life 9 times and shouldve died a few others. maybe I am immortal anon. maybe i'm just lucky* maybe im here for a reason or something or maybe im in hell. idk but... I'll try again with specific intent i guess. ill actually read on your pic posts earlier too when i have a minute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not when she starts bleeding. look up cervical mucus

        >women secrete cervical mucus during the prime of their menstrual cycle.
        I guess i dont know when the "prime time" is idk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to edge you can use Uddiyana Bandha to have an internal orgasm instead. I theorize that ghosts want to dissipate of they don't like sticking around on this Earth but they want to stay if they fell like they're cumming all the time.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    40 days eh? I'll give it a shot

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anon that's just a guide to getting a UTI

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Jesus was clear about sneaking into heaven wouldnt work.. but sure try everything else than just trying make your heart soft

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TO ALL OCCULT INDIVIDUALS ON THIS BOARD

    You may reach dominion over earth, fire, water, air and space, but what is the use of it if you're going to die and leave all of your knowledge to the worms under the earth? You can travel all the astral realms and meet strange beings that will impart sweet secrets to you, but what is the use of it if at your last breath you will lose them forever? You may commune with the highest demons and forge powerful contracts with them, but what is the use of it if they can't ever help you get away from the clutches of destiny and transitoriness?

    You may probe into the heart of magick and reap its many fruits, you may rest into the bosom of occult attainment for many years, even ages, but there will come a time when all that you conquered and cherish will be violently robbed of you, and you will have to go into dark depths alone and vulnerable. Death comes for all. Each breath you take, each quote you read, each sigil you draw, each ritual you perform takes you closer and closer to the final hour. Death never stops coming closer, and here you are, totally vulnerable to this most terrible god yet without the smallest amount of worry in your heart, just like a naive cow being led to the slaughterhouse where she will be decapitated.

    How can you ignore this most important fact? You're all extremely intelligent and knowledgeable in many arts, yet you ignore the invincible demon that will eat your heart very soon! How can you tarry? The intelligent person will clearly see that he should focus all his efforts in overcoming this most definitive destiny. All else is secondary. Don't waste your life!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >efforts in overcoming this most definitive destiny.
      I mean.. that's the whole point aint it? as long as its not in hell or limbo or somewhere similar, somewhere you couldnt positively effect in a way that produces change as needed. I dont think theres words in my vocabulary that could express what im trying to convey honestly.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You forget when Jesus beats up the fig tree for not bearing figs, it's a clear analogy of Jesus being mad at some hoe for not spreading the cheeks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The way it's portrayed Jesus was clearly relying the message that women are only useful for sex since he was mad at the "tree" for not doing the one thing it was needed for.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finds the way to "immortality"
    >*dies*
    deboooonked, you fricking liar.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is one of the most important threads on /x/ right now. Thank you OP

    Has this topic come up before? I see all the SR threads - but this specifically seems like truth

    Now I just need to find a woman 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna make an attempt. i still havent read OPs pics but im going to tonight. he said something about menstrual cycle so.. i guess when she starts bleeding, ill attempt and post thread w results. OP is probably gay. but... the fig tree story got me ngl
      >captcha semi related; 42(hitchikers guise? no? ok)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not when she starts bleeding. look up cervical mucus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks tho anon. ill duckduckgo it. i gotta get this info right guis

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting your weird fetish adopted as a belief system.

    I hear that if you are swallowed whole by a sexy snake girl you automatically gp to heaven

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >but it isn't if you can make yourself feel like you're cumming all the time.
    the way you word that doesnt sound appealing to me at all honestly. It would definitely need to be something more than a physical/chemical pleasure to make me wanna stay here. Immortality is a little different at least then in theory i could be around long enough to make legit change maybe fix hell or something even though thats probably a long shot or impossible.. staying in hell just cause im constantly cumming just sounds like.. another reason to stay in hell voluntarily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The trick is to stay on Earth long enough for you to have a gravitational force strong enough to fly without getting sucked into the sun. Eventually you can just teleport. Don't underestimate the power of planet that's covered in living souls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how tf i start saving up gravitational forces to fly and teleport? i'm confused at this point tbh but still intrigued ig

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you focus on a point long enough you can create gravitational force that extends into the dead people dimension so when you die you have a piece of matter from the living to connect you to death.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            whats the advantage/purpose of this? and do i just gotta believe its gonna work with no proof until i die and figure it out? cause thats what alot of this type of "advice" seems like honestly. like honesly most people that act like they think they KNOW about any of this stuff is a red flag cause like.. some shit definitely seems more likely than others but the realm of "proof" for any of it seems damn near nonexistant other than the amount of skizos that believe things they dont understand cause they wanna believe it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going along fine with my journey developing some more easily accessible Siddhus. Idk if I have it in me to master the more difficult stuff lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even gonna pretend to have any knowledge about what you just said. I'm a little lost now honestly anon. I feel like i missed something somewhere

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's how

    Anon, do you want to sell me a course and a dvd?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the truth is that jesus (and few others) found the way to immortality and supernatural power. here's how
    He was a talented cultivator, I've seen it with my own eyes, junior.
    >be me
    >humble immortal elder exalted august ancestor
    >Saw Jesus face slapping the Pharisees when he was on earth
    >Elders: Junior you dare forgive sins? you are courting death
    >Jesus: You have eyes but cannot see mount tai. Fellow cultivator, I shall forgive you falling to the demonic path and restore your cultivation
    >Elders: Insolence, Kowtow a thousand times and cripple your cultivation. Only sect leader can forgive and restore cultivations
    >Jesus: I am the heir of the sect leader,

    >*Elders cough out blood from shock*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont understand anoon. pls explain what this post means.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was in truth a reincarnated Isekai'd chinese donghua enthusiast with a overpowerd cheat system that gave him advanced qi healing skills and purifiy skills
        He was also owner of the "The Radiant Lineage of the Divine Savior, He Who Walks Among Mortals with Compassion and Power, the Sacred Ancestor of Light and Redemption." bloodline and celestial diamond vajra body.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah yeah gimme the clifnotes i aint got time to search all the chinese donghua to figure out the probably 5 real pieces of information i dont already have in some form so i can know how to have my own overpowered cheat system. cant i just jailbreak existence somehow?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cant i just jailbreak existence somehow?
            Yes, Yes, there is a "me" to escape and a "place" and a "someone" to escape from.
            There is a better "place" somewhere else and a better time to be.
            So keep struggling.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yea sure. so you're implying a consciousness in an eternal void right? like nothing exists at all just me trying to distract myself from my forever alone nothingness existence or whatever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Haha, calm down, youngster. Just pulling your leg a bit.
            Don't fall for Buddhism, it's a heaven-defying demon consuming the world!
            That is all the advice I can give good luck Junior.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I STAY calm /b/ro. (thats a lie I have major existential anxiety) Idk much about buddhism at all really. I do spend alot of time trying to figure... something out, something i dont have a good word for i guess.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          howd he get his "overpowered cheat system" anyway? and what does his lineage have to do with it? if there was one and he wasnt like a literal Son of God(in which case thats all the explanation you need) wouldnt there be others? whats the need to know shit? thats what i need to know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >wouldnt there be others?
            There are others.
            Jesus Christ's brother Hong Xiquan the Heavenly King of Great Peace personally came down to earth and corrected the bible after it was corrupted by the demon devils for millennia.
            Only the Authorized Taiping Version of the Bible is infallible and true.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Only the Authorized Taiping Version of the Bible is infallible and true.
            say im curious, is there accurate english version?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Hong Xiquan the Heavenly King of Great Peace
            I guess the real question is.... is He real, a skitzo, or a joo-plant? how did he pull a rebellion that huge, establishing a whole kingdom of 30 million outta nowhere? did he get boughted by da joos? they were being sneaky back then too guis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I become cultivator? especially talented immortal supernatural powered cultivator?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How do I become cultivator? especially talented immortal supernatural powered cultivator?
        Forgive me, junior. But I only know how to practice sunflower refinement cultivation which involves becoming more "androgynous"

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Schizo thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got jiggy with girlfriends while on herbal pills. Much to their delight and confusion, they came but I never did. I didn't experience anything profound, but I did get blue balls.
    Try not to listen to people on here with the winning combo of autism and schizophrenia. Purity is overrated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason why they preach purity is because they can't get pussy. It's a coping mechanism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is absolutely nothing that happens from nofap either. I have gone without sex or masturbation for years in the past simply because of depression. Where the frick are my supernatural powers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are yogic and TCM techniques that involve not ejaculating for long periods of time, however all these zoomers refraining from touching their dicks aren't accomplishing shit other than dedicating the time they normally spend jerking off to other things.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk anon. You forget anon, Jesus had powers through the will of the creationist Father. No mortal body can self ascend. And any mortal who wants to self ascend is probably following alchemy of evil impersonating Yahweh God of he old testament. If you can reject any bodily desires then congratulations anon you've beat the game. Which is impossible. Even Jesus had to die before resurrecting into his new temple(body) after 3 days.

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