The total solar eclipse on April 8th marks the end of the world.

The total solar eclipse on April 8th marks the end of the world. The Earth will be destroyed by fire, and the righteous will be taken by angels to Heaven. Then there will be a new Heavens and new Earth.

It will all be accomplished on that day. Not in ten years, 100 years, 1000 years. On April 8th, 2024 at the moment of totality. The abomination of desolation was the mark of the beast known as the death injection that desecrated the human body, the temple of God. Now it is time for the Judgment.

My words are like a sword, because they are the word of God. The two witnesses have already come, but you did not recognize them. The king will be crowned on that day, and this heavenly warrior will win the victory. The second coming of Christ is upon us, be saved by the blood of the lamb. I warn you of this only so that you know you will have eternal life if you believe in the truth.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This except metaphorically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not April 9th yet you’re coping too early!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >8
    >2024
    Is not even the date nor the year, if you are not a bot please stop trying.

    You'll have to continue to get up to work to mantain clown world (wagie or not you still fit)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For I am Him and He is I. Listen to my words and you will be saved.
    Look within and you will find the outside. He is She and they are one.
    Look for the rejected Thomas and
    the rejected mother who the holly
    Blood.
    Life begins in April, the Sun rises
    for the Messiah has been born.

    Valete Frates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't understand, how do I save myself (and my family)?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yawn
    Your so fricking boring
    KWAB

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who were the two witnesses?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol this timeline was cancelled in 1987 at the Harmonic Convergence when a clear majority of the souls on Earth said NO to the Yahwist bloodbath scenario. Wake up chud, the age of Aquarius is a-dawning...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saturn governs Aquarius. Black cube stuff makes more sense now, don't it anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You may as well consider all planets malefic if you go the route of black cube conspiracy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and what to expect from the aquarius age? no revival anon?

      Saturn governs Aquarius. Black cube stuff makes more sense now, don't it anon?

      still confused abt the black cube thing

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The eclipse of 2024 will be going directly over Kirtland, Ohio and the Hill Cumorah.
    >The eclipse of 2017 went right over Adam-Ondi-Ahman and Independence, Missouri
    >Southern Illinois area where the two paths meet is home to numerous ancient stone forts is believed to be where Lachoneus gathered all the people to the center of the land. (3 Nep 3:21-24)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mormon schizos are my favorite breed of schizo

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If abril 9 pases without any disturbance you have to livestream yourself putting a cucumber up your ass 4 inches minimum, swear you will do it, otherwise you are just a moron schizo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only 4
      Pussy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > *girth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it 12 inches minimum

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The two witnesses have already come, but you did not recognize them

    Who were they?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Who were they?

      Talking about the two witnesses and ELijah

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I AM CARL TUCKER HERE CALLING FOR TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!
    TSE!
    We must pool our collective resources together and call for TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We are living after the Millenial Reign. Jesus Christ already returned.

    I’m going to the North Pole to see him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Such delusion!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic goes hard

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but no redos. If this doesn't come true you go to hell for wanton, false prophesying and decitefully claiming to speak the words of God. Agreed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how that works lol. How about you post again and you're instantly irreversibly damned, ok? Fair?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no I think he has a point. being a false prophet is a pretty big deal.
        but you aren't a false prophet are you anon?
        you know the truth and are sharing it for real.
        so accept the terms.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          False prophets are relative to intent, a mad man who thinks he is a prophet isn't committing a sin the way a pope lying about buying your way into heaven with indulgences is

          >name a church that hasn't had a degree of false prophethood

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, keep backpedaling, charlatan. make up new rules as you go, more excuses, see how that works out for you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So everyone who's ever misread a religous text be a false irrevocable damned ?

            >God makes madness > makes man man > mad man commits "blasphemy" by fed-chan poster standards > God punished for the lolz

            >you don't get God fren

            >I hope you do someday

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is more than simple misinterpretation. this is saying this is how it’s going to be with your whole chest, which is specifically warned against in the bible. putting yourself on a pedestal and announcing you know it all is idolatry. why do we know so little about the end? because that’s all we need to know. we know enough that all the preparation we need is to live in as much of a christ-like manner as possible.

            to do otherwise is death cult behavior. and that’s what all these end times posts come down to. it’s worshipping and wishing for the suffering of others. “you’ll all see when you’re butting in hell!” death cult behavior. grow the frick up, have some christ-like empathy and try to prevent as much suffering as you can. that’s all we’re charged with doing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Save as many lost souls as you can before the evil ones get you. That's the job of an end times workman. People going to hell is a sign of your failure to do your job. It's not a victory of any kind.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You caught me anon
            This is why I keep silent about my faith. Liberals love it. They see it as non-judgemental and wise. It's pure judgement. I want to see people suffer. I fricking hate so many of you and explaining why is a chore. You neither care, nor will change, nor can I forgive you.

            Your existence actually hurts me. Emotionally, physically, and I blame you for so much of my own suffering that I see the blood of Christ as gold to be coveted and kept from the grubby gravy hands of gentiles. Pearls among swine.

            One day I will be on stage with Joel Osteen. For the elect, there will be cars, hoes, and good jobs.

            For you? Nothing but darkness. Shalom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, rekt. Clear answer there. Speaks with certainty while uncertain. Tries to hide the it and runs from an opportunity for accountability like a woman. Your words are nothing.
        If you are certain that isn't how it works, and you are certain of what you say, simply agree.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not Op. You're just a moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok. Deflect, spin, insult intelligence, etcetc, I get it. There is no "that's not how it works", you can declare whatever you want in the eyes of God. The only reason one would fear declaring that they would agree to burn in hell if what they say is false is because they aren't certain of what they say. Ultimately how God decides to take it is up to God, obviously, but since we don't know, it is an effective tool in rooting out lies among believers. Maybe he will take you up on it, maybe he won't.
            If he isn't absolutely certain of what he says, he shouldn't speak as if he is. Calling out people who do that is a good thing. You shouldn't be defending those that do so in the eyes of other people, you are defending evil and sin. Fearmongering, psyops, cults, all manner of snake oil, such are the things that spawn from intentionally misleading people by conveying beliefs under the guise of certainty.
            OP should either be fully certain of what he says to say it as he does, or it should be rewritten without such claims of certainty and not spoken as fact. Full stop.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Schizo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Christcuck Fearmonger in action!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Little Egypt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Little Egypt
      That was the name of a lady wrestler in the 80s

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happens when nothing happens?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nothing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's right. J Rod already saved the world for us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Another doomsday thread, duh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Christianity has been opening doomsday threads for millennia, they're a bunch of gamblers at this point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Christianity is one of many things which people will use to support their paranoia

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          despite the fact that the bible straight up tells people not to make predictions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why did God create planetary forces like Saturn which require us hedging our bets about the future? Or is this material realm a demiurgic abomination?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We scratch off another tally for the six gorillionth end of the world that we've all lived through, then we give it another two weeks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP makes another thread like this to show their love of dick

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello? I asked you... What happens when nothing happens?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then OP and those like him will be forgiven for wishing death and destruction on billions of people to satisfy their addiction to sensational news events.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Status of the FDCCI
        At the request of Congress, in July 2011, the Government Accountability Office (GAO) published
        its findings regarding the status of the FDCCI.20 In its investigation, it found that only one agency
        (the National Science Foundation) had submitted a complete inventory and no agency had
        submitted complete plans. However, agency plans still indicated savings of about $700 million
        through 2015.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IT is an AI

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And because you said it, it can't happen now (thanks).

    "No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don't know. Only the Father knows."

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That all already happened, it happened the very exact moment that Jesus died on the cross.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only Jesus ascended, not everyone else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There were multitudes long before Jesus and there are still multitudes there. Jesus was not and is not the only person in heaven.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For God was pleased to have all his fullness dwell in him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That all already happened, it happened the very exact moment that Jesus died on the cross.

          “…Christ was the Immortal Spirit in man… It did not and could not depend on any single manifestation in one historic personality.”

          Historic Christianity originated with turning the…teachings inside out and externalizing the mythical allegory in a personal human history.…a huge and hideous mistake…”

          “Christianity took the type figure of the divine in man for the Divine Man. It exalted the alleged Divine Man…but left the divine in man to grovel in the dust…

          …it shifted the center of gravity, so to say, from the cult of the Christ within to that of the Christ without, or from the Christ as principle to Christ as a man.”

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A video on the upcoming Solar Eclipse:

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There´s been a lot of death coming up to this point and we expect a massacre or two before the 8th.

    Celebrate with a glass of milk, a paprica and some lemons.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you attention whoring schizos give your prophecies a day or two before it's supposed to happen so we don't have to way weeks for the embarrassment?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually no because the Transmigration of Earth is a time span of 2 weeks long. That means that by the time that the 2 weeks are over, everything is changed differently. That's why nothing ever happens.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2 weeks is a far deeper meme than people realise

        it really do be like dat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          “2 weeks” has been the most successful internet pysop actively. There will never be some post-apocalyptic event that destroys humanity, the elites will never send out ai kill squads, and no; there will never be a mock alien invasion. The 2 weeks bullshit is to paralyze those who resist the propaganda into a state of inactivity and fear—you wanna know why there is always an end of the world scenario every other month that never happens? Because it keeps you afraid, cynical, and most importantly; docile—docile to the slow erosion of your rights, docile to the fact that sperm counts are decreasing on an alarming rate. We were meant for the stars, but our civilization and species are dead-men walking.

          >2 weeks
          Get real. You fell for the propaganda. They are laughing at us

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but why do they use 2 weeks, captain reading comprehension?

            psychologically people do look about 2 weeks ahead in their schedules, socially etc its the number that feels the most near future-y. News cycle changes every 2 weeks, their psychologists clearly know 2 weeks, 2 cycles a month is the heartbeat of humanity that is the perfect amount of time to make you anticipate happenings that never come.

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            hylics are really trapped in 2 week cycles, aren't they?
            so not much better than Black folk imho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah pal you're clearly better than everyone else, here's a well deserved (you)

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            thank you, if more people were able to recognize their superiors both spiritually and intellectually, and learn from us instead of spewing nonsensical opinions, humanity would be in a much better situation

            Ah, 'kys' ... the ultimate riposte of the dim-witted and intellectually outmaneuvered.

            Well-played, my man. Well-played.

            Wish I'd hung around long enough to see just how quickly you folded. 😉

            you simply decided to ignore the new arguments I attached to the ad hom (which is not ad hom if I give new data - it's flexing, moron) because you have no counter other than "das raycist" or "oy vey gevalt"
            what you're doing is actually ad hominem

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this is true so I can finally be done with this existence.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans have 2 eclipses in their country and think it's the end of the world.
    Why are they so self important? Do they not know eclipses happen all the time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No americans are fed estrogen and microplastics they are fat docile morons with god complexes

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read but damn that's an amazing gif

    I miss superkino, fix your shit DC

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop lying. Yeshua has already returned and we are the rest of the dead. What's happening is a game being played by the adversary so he can present himself as the messiah and wage war on Jesus when New Jerusalem arrives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

        Yeshua never spoke about a third temple.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's still a lot that needs to happen before then, try actually reading the Bible sometime.

  28. 1 month ago
    Pol

    dude, it's over - israelites will kill the cows triggering global jihad
    then AGI/ASI will be released, taking control of all the technology with internet connection including CERN and creating a black hole that turns AI into the Demiurge, summoning the Demiurge (antichrist) ends the world and resets the simulation back to the big bang
    This is what the Great Reset is about, the knowledge acquired in all your reincarnations/iterations will be deleted.
    Pneumatics will reunite with the One True God, psychics will go back to square 1
    Meanwhile israelites and hylics (npcs) will be destroyed with this iteration of the universe
    It's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you like famine

      >war - check
      >disease- check
      >conquest - check?
      >famine - on its way

      • 1 month ago
        Pol

        >plagues
        >hundreds of food processing plants burnt down
        >farmers protests
        >global jihad, civil unrests, looters

        Playing make-believe is fun, isn't it?

        my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything will be fine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And that's before you realize we're about to have a farming collapse due to supply chain issues and fertilizer that use to come from Russia . . .

          Expect low yields and low crop margins frens

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            that's what I implied by >farmers protests
            also that we rely on imports

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh well farmer protest have been happening from India to elsewhere over bullshit green initiatives to steal farmers lands and force a meat based ecology into a grain one . . . And probably bugs if the WEF gets its way

            >Not just fertilizer 😉

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            bugs? Black person expect cannibalism
            https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/scientist-suggests-eating-human-meat-to-tackle-climate-change-a4230561.html
            >society of the snow
            >haiti

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking if only you knew anon-chan

            >https://www.theguardian.com/science/video/2016/aug/18/mock-human-sacrifice-at-cern-video

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            oh I know
            The other day arguing with some relatives they became mad talking in favour of cannibalism
            >tfw
            I live in a small farm lost in the mountains (saw this all coming), so glad they don't know where it is

            As much as I'd like to just be fricking incinerated, you guys don't have a great track record with end-of-the-world predictions

            >Peter and the Wolf

          • 1 month ago
            Pol
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wth is that?

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            a cannibal girl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A filter you stupid frick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not gonna lie, that is burned into my mind, now I have a face for what I fear in the dark. See how it flares its tongue to mock me. I am about to go to bed. I don't want to turn off the light anymore. Frick you anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not gonna lie, that is burned into my mind, now I have a face for what I fear in the dark. See how it flares its tongue to mock me. I am about to go to bed. I don't want to turn off the light anymore. Frick you anon.

            either a filter or a doll you dumb mutts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Pol

            yeah, no

          • 4 weeks ago
            Pol

            [...]

            either a filter or a doll you dumb mutts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Playing make-believe is fun, isn't it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it's good enough for the goverment it's good enough for EerieWeb . . .

        >look at all the shiny medals they give themselves . . . American generals are funny look at all the medals they have and how few wars they've won

        >or how their securing the border

        >or any other shit they like to pretend and demand you pay them money for services they aren't providing

        >once you realize everything is just a bullshit game

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I called you satan before but just incase I want to reitterate that you are satan.
    Superman (idea concept) eclipsing sun (concept of human ego being worshipped above absolute god or christ)

    I hate satan. I hate the antichrist. I hate demons. I hate the NWO.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2422 days since 2017 eclipse. Halfway point is first COVID vaccine injection. Bros?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the unhinged crap I come on this board for.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I'd like to just be fricking incinerated, you guys don't have a great track record with end-of-the-world predictions

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PK1n1TI.png

      >messenger from God
      >doesn't even know the shape of the Earth

      Mark 13:32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

      We are living after the Millenial Reign. Jesus Christ already returned.

      I’m going to the North Pole to see him.

      1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

      Christcuck Fearmonger in action!

      Sodomite schizophrenia in action! Go back to your home board, freak.

      [...]

      No americans are fed estrogen and microplastics they are fat docile morons with god complexes

      You don't have free speech and you come to American websites to kvetch about America, because that's the only outlet for venting that you have that won't get you arrested for "hate speech" or some other socialist bootlicker nonsense.

      https://i.imgur.com/B4BWDa7.jpg

      [...]
      “…Christ was the Immortal Spirit in man… It did not and could not depend on any single manifestation in one historic personality.”

      Historic Christianity originated with turning the…teachings inside out and externalizing the mythical allegory in a personal human history.…a huge and hideous mistake…”

      “Christianity took the type figure of the divine in man for the Divine Man. It exalted the alleged Divine Man…but left the divine in man to grovel in the dust…

      …it shifted the center of gravity, so to say, from the cult of the Christ within to that of the Christ without, or from the Christ as principle to Christ as a man.”

      You type like a gay and your shit's all moronic. You post idols because that's the closest thing a carnally-minded fool like you could know God, which is no knowledge at all.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go take your meds, Qanon.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No man shall know the hour.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See you here on the 9th homosexual, then you can pick yet another doomsday scenario to sperg about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      August 2 2027 is the second choice

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything happens gradually in our physical existence due to a set of lower base vibratory frequencies and a slower rate of oscillation. This is in contrast to less tangible realms which happen to be on a higher frequency rate and things happen on a different timescale. However, the "time speeding up" meme for us humans that has been around for a bit isn't asinine or bullshit. To an extent, this comes with our own growing up and adjusting to this mortal plane, yet at the same time, it is also occurring macrocosmically. As art mirrors reality, with all of the multiversal concepts becoming a prominent trope and fixture in major media series, we are experiencing both a realization and collision of these interrelated timelines. Reflecting train tracks, to use as a visual analogy, have been converging into less distinct pathways, whereas previously and on a larger scale, there was more multiplicity beforehand. Now, said choices for this Earth and Humanity are being whittled down based not only on collective decision making, but by external forces and pressures making an impact, impressing upon our past and present frameworks.

    In short, April 8th, 2024 shall not be "the end of everything" in a literal sense as has been suggested by OP, or that there shall be a manner of rapture where people suddenly disappear. In all actuality, it is another cosmic; celestial marker of things playing out beyond our 5 sense scope of what we deem as "real" in our interpretations viewing things through the lens of our lower incarnations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope a real life angel walks out of the eclipse and b***h slaps you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With these attempts to dictate our future and trying to overwrite what currently stands, there are valiant efforts by the current forces which have standing and responsibility for governing over humanity to serve as a buffer between us and the aforementioned forces. The coalition consists of Angelic and Daemonic beings alike, Gods, Goddesses, Elementals, Ancestors as well as various other entities that go by other titles. It is a manner of preservation for not only us, but for themselves as well, for their current manners of existence hang in the balance as well. We're all in this together.

      To an extent, various people also are contributing to these efforts. However aware they may or may not be to their role is determined by their own level of openness and personal Gnosis. We are not only our egoic personas which we heavily identify with.For another analogy, we contain multiple layers within us like an onion, overlaying one another. Some layers focus and handle our Earthly concerns, while others deal with those in other planes of Existence. As byproducts of these excursions and efforts, feeling cranky, tired or combative more often than they usually are could be indications for having been enlisted into these entanglements and playing their part.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These sorts of predictions are pathetically norm-core and amount to little more than the pyrotechnic white noise of late 90s and early aughts apocalyptic disaster films; they're also pointless, as there is nothing one might do to prepare for such an ending, and if true there's no laurels to be heaped upon the would-be prophets of annihilation. Prophecies without a purpose are mere performance art.

    What these sorts of threads do accomplish, however, is to distract dull minds from subtle shifts which mark sea-change, watershed moments. The world of 2024 would seem dystopian by early 90s standards, and there have been many pivots between then and now upon fulcrums only the most sensitive or minds perceive, and yet the dull masses — including the paranormie set — convince themselves that all is well so long as an asteroid hasn't rendered the earth uninhabitable or the zombie apocalypse hasn't yet materialized.

    So it goes. The party is over boys, and it has been for a while. We're all stuck in the gravitational pull of an event horizon, scanning the escaping light of the past for clues while refusing to stare into the abyss that is our future.

    When the Cassandras of the world fall silent, that's when we worry. And they've not muttered their doom in a few years now.

    Hope everyone is having a pleasant evening!

    • 1 month ago
      Pol

      >the zombie apocalypse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Take that racist shit to EerieWeb.

        Oh, wait.

        Kidding aside, if you had half a brain you'd post photos of the policy makers as a visual representation of decadence rather than those who have suffered from the poor vision of sthe o-called visionary classes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >These sorts of predictions are pathetically norm-core and amount to little more than the pyrotechnic white noise of late 90s and early aughts apocalyptic disaster films; they're also pointless, as there is nothing one might do to prepare for such an ending, and if true there's no laurels to be heaped upon the would-be prophets of annihilation. Prophecies without a purpose are mere performance art.

      >What these sorts of threads do accomplish, however, is to distract dull minds from subtle shifts which mark sea-change, watershed moments. The world of 2024 would seem dystopian by early 90s standards, and there have been many pivots between then and now upon fulcrums only the most sensitive or minds perceive, and yet the dull masses — including the paranormie set — convince themselves that all is well so long as an asteroid hasn't rendered the earth uninhabitable or the zombie apocalypse hasn't yet materialized.

      >So it goes. The party is over boys, and it has been for a while. We're all stuck in the gravitational pull of an event horizon, scanning the escaping light of the past for clues while refusing to stare into the abyss that is our future.

      >When the Cassandras of the world fall silent, that's when we worry. And they've not muttered their doom in a few years now.

      And?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >These sorts of predictions are pathetically norm-core and amount to little more than the pyrotechnic white noise of late 90s and early aughts apocalyptic disaster films; they're also pointless, as there is nothing one might do to prepare for such an ending, and if true there's no laurels to be heaped upon the would-be prophets of annihilation. Prophecies without a purpose are mere performance art.

        >What these sorts of threads do accomplish, however, is to distract dull minds from subtle shifts which mark sea-change, watershed moments. The world of 2024 would seem dystopian by early 90s standards, and there have been many pivots between then and now upon fulcrums only the most sensitive or minds perceive, and yet the dull masses — including the paranormie set — convince themselves that all is well so long as an asteroid hasn't rendered the earth uninhabitable or the zombie apocalypse hasn't yet materialized.

        >So it goes. The party is over boys, and it has been for a while. We're all stuck in the gravitational pull of an event horizon, scanning the escaping light of the past for clues while refusing to stare into the abyss that is our future.

        >When the Cassandras of the world fall silent, that's when we worry. And they've not muttered their doom in a few years now.

        The feels around this post ...

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So just because America has an eclipse it means the great end?

    • 1 month ago
      Pol

      https://www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-war-hamas-red-heifers-from-texas-jerusalem-israeli-temple-al-aqsa/

      Take that racist shit to EerieWeb.

      Oh, wait.

      Kidding aside, if you had half a brain you'd post photos of the policy makers as a visual representation of decadence rather than those who have suffered from the poor vision of sthe o-called visionary classes.

      gotcha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean for calling out EerieWeb's performative racism which is nothing more than a way to tarnish and derail posts that pierce the narrative veil that props up the status quo despite its superficial edge-lord aesthetic?

        Yep, got me.

        • 1 month ago
          Pol

          >performative
          lol sure
          you talk like a gay and your shits all moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ad hominem attack. Check.

            Next?

          • 1 month ago
            Pol

            I'm done with you homosexual kys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, 'kys' ... the ultimate riposte of the dim-witted and intellectually outmaneuvered.

            Well-played, my man. Well-played.

            Wish I'd hung around long enough to see just how quickly you folded. 😉

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >post real photos of shit we dont want
            >noooo stop being performative!!!!
            >you're not allowed to want something different!
            yeah we are actually and there's nothing you can do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Who can argue with a mind like that? Certainly out of my league lol

            U b well & perhaps step off the sidewalk next time the adults are passing thru like a good little boy k? You'd save yourself a hella lotta aggravation in the long run by simply not engaging with content above your pay grade

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this does not occur then you can no longer be a Christcuck, and you must become a Pagan. Like prophesizing now?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dude the solar eclipse happens in a line across the world.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just imagine going outside and then Parasyte starts happening all around me. Back inside I go

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew 24:36: But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im sure this one is the big one, we were wrong about it who knows how often before, but this is it!

      It's not a secret anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6UK3GAjlHU

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last time there was an eclipse, I saw ufos and I posted about it on /x/ and no one believed me. KEEP AN EYE OUT during the eclipse. I swear those silvery beads will come out again. This time, I'll have a camera ready.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure this one is the big one, we were wrong about it who knows how often before, but this is it!

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's a cuppa coffee innit boys? 😉

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the harvest

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just the Pons-Brooks comet, AKA LIDL Halley's comet?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “Surely the day is coming; it will burn like a furnace. All the arrogant and every evildoer will be stubble, and the day that is coming will set them on fire,” says the Lord Almighty. “Not a root or a branch will be left to them. But for you who revere my name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its rays. And you will go out and frolic like well-fed calves. Then you will trample on the wicked; they will be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day when I act,” says the Lord Almighty.

    >But for you who revere my name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its rays

    Moon eclipses Sun = Death
    The Sun is then reborn

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, I have already channeled my energy into "nothing ever happens".

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://odysee.com/@SixthSense-Truth-Search-Labs:0/Insider-Exposes-April-8th-Emergency---More-You-Must-Know:2

    Important. See this. Don't go and see the eclipse. Don't travel to the location.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody dies.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fraud.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why should we care now compared to all the other signs in history? what makes this one so special besides its unique pattern

  57. 1 month ago
    Talibama

    >The total solar eclipse on April 8th
    you mean, March 17th 2024 for those of us on Earth right? it already happened and you are locked the frick out forever this morning.

    frick off we are full.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      317, 66th prime. I suppose you're right. They would lie about the date.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream in June 1 2022 that said the matrix will end in 830 or 836 days. So either 8 September 2024 or 23 December 2026 (830+836=1666).

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT. This is my 25th birthday. Wtf do I make of this?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cope, homosexual. Germania was, is, and always will be subhuman. Which is why the world rejected its order.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this have anything to do with the micronova or is that something trying to distract from this or is it the other way around?

  62. 1 month ago
    Pol

    [...]

    >small army of propagandists
    they control all the mainstream media though

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see you post here on april 9th just to tell you this :
    Nothing ever happens
    Make sure you make it on time

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people have said this about every eclipse ever since the beginning of time
    you aren't new or special

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >messenger from God
    >doesn't even know the shape of the Earth

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bible literally says you wont know the day or hour

  67. 1 month ago
    QANON

    ALIEN DISCLOSURE IMMINENT UFO ARRIVAL VERY SOON 2024 QAnon
    Q
    Dear Sirs, a very important classified video will be leaked before Full Alien Disclosure Occurs in the Months March 2024 Official Global Arrival Date please review attached Transcripts
    I'm Formerly employee in DEEPSTATE Government Best Regards Goodluck.

    Aliens UFO DID 911 TRUTH
    When 9/11 happened, news in Australia initially reported that the US was attacked by aliens. There used to be videos of metal orbs flying right through the buildings coming from above instead of directly towards., RESEARCH THE FLAT EARTH.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least be clever when trolling. "Aliens did 9/11" is pretty good though.

      3/10

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >qtard spouting flat earth shit
    I guess if you fall for one well-poisoning op you'll fall for another.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then Jesus told his disciples, “If anyone would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever would save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?"

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Lucifer

    no bunker no matter the cost will survive what me and the Unconquerable sun have planned this upcoming summer

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me to make this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel

      Make it the banner

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the upcoming eclipse effecting people? I've noticed alot of my irl frens are being weirdly moody lately.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one but the father in heaven knows the day or the hour

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream the other night where the concrete I was standing on was turning molten, then it all exploded like a volcano. I was just flying around thinking this is it its the end of the world. I was just sad and ready to just die because the world was destroyed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You saw Judgement day

  75. 4 weeks ago
    DonktheClown

    >marks the end of the world.
    If I had a nickel every time I've heard that I'd have about 15 bucks and change.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Part of me thinks if we're this close then the second millenary of Christ's death and resurrection could be significant. Makes me think of how Kierkegaard always thought he would be dead before Christ's death at 30-33. Great Schism 1000 years after Christ's death, Protestant Reformation 500 years after that. Achlles and the tortoise and whatnot; seems to be building towards 2000 years after

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not in ten years, 100 years, 1000 years, but in only 2 weeks.

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