THE SANDOWN CLOWN

“Hello, and I am all colours, Sam.”

When asked if it were human, it said it was not; when asked if it were a ghost, it is reported to have answered, "Well, not really, but I am in an odd sort of way." All other questions about what it might be were answered solely with "You know."

https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sandown_Clown

What was he?
An alien robot? A clown ghost? Was his hut a spaceship in disguise? Was the microphone a translator?

It is a weird story, for sure.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably a Faerie havin' a laff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just one of the fair folk having a laugh like said. That’s British humor for ya’.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you take the concept of these entities being dimensional travelers and not intergalactic, i think AC Sam and the other varied accounts from that era make a little more sense.

      Literally just one of the fair folk having a laugh like said. That’s British humor for ya’.

      A machine elf that bled through to our world?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just one of the fair folk having a laugh like said. That’s British humor for ya’.

      Grow up primitive, faeries are use misidentified aliens using tech you don’t understand

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you take the concept of these entities being dimensional travelers and not intergalactic, i think AC Sam and the other varied accounts from that era make a little more sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      A machine elf that bled through to our world?

      these are intriguing

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fey. Demon. Same thing. Somehow occupying a physical body for a little while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pick up a fricking biology book you pagan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Natheren

      >When asked if it were a ghost, it is reported to have answered, "Well, not really, but I am in an odd sort of way."

      >Fey. Demon. Same thing. Somehow occupying a physical body for a little while.
      Yep, that's pretty much it. Fey, fae, however it's spelt, they're no different from ghosts or some form of intelligence from another reality or plane of existence. Physical one minute, ethereal the next. So many dumbasses forget the old lore and just assume they're suppose to be physical magical beings people once believed in hiding in the woods or caves. For all intense and purposes they are something "like a ghost" so Sam was telling the truth.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More than likely some guy in a suit, possibly a perv, but also possibly just a lonely eccentric man playing a game that only made sense to him. The construction workers nearby who supposedly couldn't see him is the only thing that really doesn't add up, and it could be that was just the kids (or the dad, who was the real source for this story) throwing it in to make it sound more fantastic.

    I'll give the whole story this; of all the alien encounters where the alien was supposedly trying to appear friendly or pleasing to humans but not pulling it off, this one genuinely sounds the most authentically "alien".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously some guy in a paper mache costume scaring the kids

      How do you explain the weird head movements moving the berry from his ear to his eye?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously some guy in a paper mache costume scaring the kids

  6. 3 weeks ago
    All Colours Landing

    There are more of them. They have hidden "bases" all around the world, and sometimes appear to random people. Though they generally seem harmless, there are weird effects associated with their appearances. There was an incident with one in Argentina that was reported at someone's workplace. Another in USA of a similar shack and voice to the Sandown one that immediately vanished.

    Many other stories go unreported or unconnected to these phenomenon, but they are there to be seen if u look. Pic related is a sketch from the Argentina case. We don't know if they are interdimensional, from Earth, or from somewhere else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did say he had another base on mainland england

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just Vivec

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PWBFYD2.jpg

      I've been inside the "house" that thing "lives" in, in the early 1990s as a kid (NOTE: I didn't see "sam").
      When I was 6, I my dad was part of a eng civil war reenactment group and I was dragged with him to the isle of white (same sandown area). I wandered off from the encampment playing alone, I went further and further down a trail (basically open fields on both sides) and saw a "house" that kind of looked like a garage. It had a low door (like 3 feet tall), and Quonset hut roof. I snuck into it. To left of the door was a machine(almost like a car jack). The walls were covered in gears. There was a table in the middle, and on the far end was a door that opened to a shelf with a kettle/tea-set. Upsairs was a bed, and a dresser with a clock on it.
      There was a window looking out to a highway (you could see cars going down), although there were no windows on the outside NOR highways you could see in the area. I remember feeling like the house was accelerating upwards (like a roller coaster feels), & I got scared. It felt like someone was trying to trick me since the highway veiw looked the same. I remember thinking, "I don't want to do this", and (IDK where the thought came from) I basically ordered the house to go back down, and it did. I go out quick, and turned & there was nothing there but a field.
      I remember running back scared and telling my dad. But he dismissed it as a nightmare. But it was too vivid and specific to be dream.
      I usually don't tell people this becuse they assume I made it up or I'm schizo and make fun of me. I'm only mentioning it because I can confirm that thing is "real". I have considered contacting mufon/etc, but frick it, I don't want weirdos and deboonkers making my life hell.

      https://i.imgur.com/jbiX3BG.jpg

      This is what I'm talking about. These events make you feel crazy, and people are not very sympathetic, so a lot of people keep these stories to themselves for fear of ridicule. Trust me, you are not the only one who had experienced this, many more than you would know have. These things are very real, and intersect with us at multiple points. Thank you for sharing your story, truly. Every story helps.

      https://i.imgur.com/oX30Jh1.png

      I just watched a video about the so called Santa Isabel entity on YouTube and this thing was mentioned a lot in the comments. Weird robotic movement and a "sculpted" otherworldly appearance. Reminded me of gargoyles.

      I need to learn more about these guys. Any other anons got any other stories?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check out Albert Rosales' books, they are amazing and collect all the weird humanoid encounter stories from around the world.

        https://www.thinkaboutitdocs.com/ also has a huge database of encounters by date and countries

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Argentina incident occurred the same year the All colours Sam incident, news didn't travel that fast back in the 70s so its definitely odd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cryptonaut podcast had a listener from Canada write in and report a childhood encounter with a Sam like entity matched the description.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff like this gets my attention, Bigfoot and wendigos are boring, I like truly unique sounding entities.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for this. I am absolutely fascinated by this.

      Glad I could help, you may also like the Imjarvi encounter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bigfoot is boring
      You don’t know enough about Bigfoot my friend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literally describing sassy the Sasquatch
        Big Lez show was right?!
        Waddayutalkinabeet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too much vodka?

        Some report a sulfuric smell or wet dog smell?
        Does the smell come from this world or the Bigfoot world. Or does the fissure that's created when crossing between the two worlds create that smell?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like those humanoid things in Baikal

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for this. I am absolutely fascinated by this.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been inside the "house" that thing "lives" in, in the early 1990s as a kid (NOTE: I didn't see "sam").
    When I was 6, I my dad was part of a eng civil war reenactment group and I was dragged with him to the isle of white (same sandown area). I wandered off from the encampment playing alone, I went further and further down a trail (basically open fields on both sides) and saw a "house" that kind of looked like a garage. It had a low door (like 3 feet tall), and Quonset hut roof. I snuck into it. To left of the door was a machine(almost like a car jack). The walls were covered in gears. There was a table in the middle, and on the far end was a door that opened to a shelf with a kettle/tea-set. Upsairs was a bed, and a dresser with a clock on it.
    There was a window looking out to a highway (you could see cars going down), although there were no windows on the outside NOR highways you could see in the area. I remember feeling like the house was accelerating upwards (like a roller coaster feels), & I got scared. It felt like someone was trying to trick me since the highway veiw looked the same. I remember thinking, "I don't want to do this", and (IDK where the thought came from) I basically ordered the house to go back down, and it did. I go out quick, and turned & there was nothing there but a field.
    I remember running back scared and telling my dad. But he dismissed it as a nightmare. But it was too vivid and specific to be dream.
    I usually don't tell people this becuse they assume I made it up or I'm schizo and make fun of me. I'm only mentioning it because I can confirm that thing is "real". I have considered contacting mufon/etc, but frick it, I don't want weirdos and deboonkers making my life hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fascinating anon, have you ever considered going back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      All Colours Landing

      This is what I'm talking about. These events make you feel crazy, and people are not very sympathetic, so a lot of people keep these stories to themselves for fear of ridicule. Trust me, you are not the only one who had experienced this, many more than you would know have. These things are very real, and intersect with us at multiple points. Thank you for sharing your story, truly. Every story helps.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/6z0JlwE.jpg

        There are more of them. They have hidden "bases" all around the world, and sometimes appear to random people. Though they generally seem harmless, there are weird effects associated with their appearances. There was an incident with one in Argentina that was reported at someone's workplace. Another in USA of a similar shack and voice to the Sandown one that immediately vanished.

        Many other stories go unreported or unconnected to these phenomenon, but they are there to be seen if u look. Pic related is a sketch from the Argentina case. We don't know if they are interdimensional, from Earth, or from somewhere else.

        https://i.imgur.com/oX30Jh1.png

        I just watched a video about the so called Santa Isabel entity on YouTube and this thing was mentioned a lot in the comments. Weird robotic movement and a "sculpted" otherworldly appearance. Reminded me of gargoyles.

        Apparently this is possibly the same creature

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There was a window looking out to a highway (you could see cars going down), although there were no windows on the outside NOR highways you could see in the area. I remember feeling like the house was accelerating upwards

      Jfc why does this feel so familiar? Thanks for posting this anon. I think I have some kind of similar childhood experience but I'm struggling to recall the details. Also a bong btw and we used to visit the area on family holidays when I was 5-10 years old. When I was very young I used to see ghosts and strange stuff occasionally and the following may or may not be related..

      >Be 6 or 7yo
      >Bored, in the family car, on the motorway for many many hours
      >Look up at a bridge over the motorway as we approach it
      >Driving along the bridge is what I can only describe as a "clown car"
      >It's structure is mostly made from oversized mechano (kids construction toy) with other toy features such as polka dot cloth and toy wheels
      >Overwhelming feeling of other-worldlyness about it
      >The vehicle/entity knows I can see it, and knows that I know what it is (hard to explain sorry)
      >For whatever reason I know that it is not of this world and there's no need to mention it to my parents

      This kind of thing is so difficult to explain. Partly because the memories are distant, obviously, but also because at the time and as a child susceptible to these kinds of things, it seemed normal (to some extent) and not THAT crazy or memorable of an experience. Since around puberty I don't experience such things any more. The sandown clown and your story really hit home for me, I think I've had contact of some kind with this race or species of being, so to speak.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A demon.
    All cryptids are demons. They can appear any way they desire.
    If you don't know this you are uninitiated.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched a video about the so called Santa Isabel entity on YouTube and this thing was mentioned a lot in the comments. Weird robotic movement and a "sculpted" otherworldly appearance. Reminded me of gargoyles.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watched a video on this clown, apparently according to some other guy in this thread there are more than one (as any other alien species or whatever it is)

    i'd really like to see a depiction of what one would look like without the mask in the video i watched of it it took of its hat when it went into the hut and it had balding red shmorky hair and talked like shmorky so maybe it was him

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clowns are the depictions of what nephilim looked like.
    giants with red hair, they also had red lips and noses from eating humans.
    since they aren't human nor angel 100%, their souls are stuck here in a different realm of existence.
    thats why when people take dmt, they usually see jesters or clowns.
    its the souls of the nephilim that are stuck here in a sort of limbo.
    or thats one theory at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nephilim
      GET THE FRICK OUR OF /X/ YOU CHRISTKEK moron. NO ONE BELIEVES YOUR MADE UP FAERY TALES.
      AVE SATANA (HAIL SATAN)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nephilim IS /x/ relevant though. Lmao what a stupid Black person you are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Paul

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's an ultraterrestrial. Some of them have some of these strange clown like features. There is another account of a "clown" nhi that interacted with a man in a prison and terrified him before running off. Theres stories of them from all over apparently, but All Colours Sam is the best known.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clown aliens
    only on /x/

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could be in nature with my tribe.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    "that's such a great question"

    >THAT CAT'S SOMETHING I CAN'T EXPLAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNN

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the sources on the non-Sandown ones ya'll are mentioning?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was either an alien or the ghost of a dead clown

    Or just some guy from the nerby fair dressed a clown trolling kids for laughs

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite high strangeness stories.

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