The Magic Game

You have 100 points and can choose your powers from the list.
(When you're 30+ and still virgin you have 120 points)

(20) super strong
(20) super fast
(20) delete memories (others or your own; people must agree)
(20) mind reading 1 (people must agree)
(20) you can cum 100 times a day
(20) change your sex once
(20) become very beautiful
(20) chess genius
(20) other artistic talent of your choice

(40) magical hand (move objects with your mind)
(40) shapeshift 1 (change your sex, race, color of skin, hair, eyes etc as often as you like)
(40) create illusions (imaginary things appear to be real)
(40) astral travel (your mind can go anywhere instantly, also other dimensions)
(40) super health (never get sick)
(40) independence (you don't need food, water and air)
(40) killing people with your mind (short distance)
(40) flying
(40) mind reading 2 (forced)
(40) being invisible

(60) instant healing (yourself and others)
(60) mind control (forced)
(60) teleport
(60) you know everything (that can be known by a human)
(60) shapeshift 2 (transform into any being as often as you want)
(60) invulnerable (no attack can damage your body. Does not protect against sickness and aging)
(60) forever young (does not protect against sickness)
(60) give a 20 point magic skill to other people (you have to choose the one you can give, people must agree)

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    know everything and creation of illusions.
    with heightened knowledge of internal anatomy and consciousness and abilities to manipulate and circumvent it, combined with the ability to basically create any program or usage of the fundamental ability or tool of manipulation, without having to sluggishly create them with in world tools, you basically have everything you need to fastrack yourself and your consciousness to the end. You could only make it, I guess better by replacing le knowledge with anything that increases longevity, so as to eventually attain all of it, and have infinite time to increase yourself, but it really wouldn't take that long at all.
    Holy frick that'd be amazing
    man I sure wish my mind could already do that ( : V )

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >everything you need to fastrack yourself and your consciousness to the end
      What "end" would that be?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reintegrating the components of (You) being forced to induce reality instead of ones own will, allowing you to release yourself and all others.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing everything would drive a person mad I think. Not only that, but it would make reality boring.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    (40) shapeshift 1
    (40) super health
    (20) super strong
    (20) chess genius

    These seem the best choice. With shapeshifting I can make myself as beautiful as I want and stay youthful. Super health, so I’ll never get sick and therefore live an extremely long life, if not forever. Super strength will not only help me stay alive, but it’s also something you could use to make money and become rich/famous. Chess genius, because I figure this must greatly boost your intellect over all, allowing you to learn, grow and appreciate life more so, and also it gives you another means to make money to support yourself.

    All in all, these seem like the best choices. Although ultimate knowledge is tempting, since it’s possible that would allow you to gain any power, it’s also kind of a curse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >These seem the best choice.
      Not if you want to survive. Some "witchhunters" or CIA or such could take you out easily.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they be after me? I’d easily be able to go incognito and blend in with the general public. Beyond that, even if I was found out, I’d be able to shapeshift and start a new life. I also have super strength, and the ability to never get sick, if we imagine superman as the base for super strength, I’m basically impervious to bullets, and even if I did happen to get shot, I’ve got super health and would likely be able to recover easily. Plus, I’ve got genius level IQ to stay ahead of the game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would they be after me?
          Maybe they think that shape-shifters are allied with the Devil.
          >if we imagine superman as the base for super strength, I’m basically impervious to bullets
          No, that would be invulnerable. Superman has both.
          >and even if I did happen to get shot, I’ve got super health and would likely be able to recover easily
          I would say a bullet through the head would just kill you. There's no more time to use healing magic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >120 points

      i'm sorry anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s fine. I accepted my fate long ago.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delete memories
    Shapeshift 1
    Magical Hand

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >know everything a human can know
    >pick no other option
    >immediately exit reality

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hm, buddhist masters say intellectual knowledge is not the same as spiritual realisation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean that's correct but in this instance that's just being semantic right?
        I assume knowing everything a human can know would also entail all useful spiritual knowledge

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In the buddhist context realisation is seen as a "siddhi", and that's a skill, not a knowledge (like enlightenment is the highest siddhi, and things like flying and shape-shifting are low/mundane siddhis)
          But I don't know for sure.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the image was pewdiepie
    it would be funny to spend 60 points to genderbend other people but i'd probably pick different ones if actually confronted with this decision

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >genderbend other people
      You would be trans-Jesus.
      But making everyone beautiful would be even cooler, I guess.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I take them all because I don't know math. 🙂

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    100 points

    -40 create illusions = i can use these creatively (attack, defend, infiltrate, etc.), you don't need money if you can use this ability properly
    -60 know everything = so i can focus on execution instead of wasting time learning

    with absolute knowledge and illusion ability i can do whatever i want which includes being able to improve my health, extend my youth and lifespan
    possibilities are endless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >with absolute knowledge
      >i can do whatever i want
      >improve my health, extend my youth and lifespan
      Depends on the nature of fate/karma. Maybe you just know that you will die in 2 years when a tree falls on you, and you can't change it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm annoyed I can't choose knowing everything and immortality (forever young), that would be the best combination. If you have infinite time and infinite knowledge, you will eventually find some way to attain all of the abilities. I'll would just have to go the roundabout way of racing against time to attain immortality with the other two abilities.

    Actually I change my mind, knowing everything is useless if you don't have the power to employ that knowledge and manipulate reality.

    I'm going to go with:
    1. (60) mind control (forced)
    2. (40) astral travel (your mind can go anywhere instantly, also other dimensions)

    If the mind control ability is ABSOLUTE (cannot be resisted in any way) then I can astral travel to higher dimensions and enslave all of the high tier astral beings into training me, imbuing me with power, etc.

    I'll eventually attain immortality long before my mortal existence ends and I'd definitely become a God like being at some point.

    Mind control is just the most OP ability. Even if I know everything, what if the dimension were in right now is one that doesn't allow "magic" phenomenon to occur (and that's why we don't see magic everywhere).

    At that point the only solution is to go to another dimension, but I'd still be weak there despite knowing everything, so it just makes more sense to be able to enslave those that already have the knowledge and power, so that I have knowledge and power by proxy.

    This is the only loophole I can see in this game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >immortality (forever young)
      No. Forever young just means that you're not aging. But enemies and sickness and accidents can still kill you.
      >If you have infinite time and infinite knowledge, you will eventually find some way to attain all of the abilities.
      If you survive it. Could bring you some powerful enemies.
      >knowing everything is useless if you don't have the power to employ that knowledge and manipulate reality.
      Not exactly useless, but maybe not that powerful.
      >If the mind control ability is ABSOLUTE (cannot be resisted in any way)
      It probably can by beings who also have the ability. So mind-controlling gods and demons is a challenge I guess.
      >then I can astral travel to higher dimensions and enslave all of the high tier astral beings
      That sounds like an ambitious plan 🙂
      >become a God
      Well, they say you should aim high ...
      >what if the dimension we're in right now is one that doesn't allow "magic" phenomenon to occur
      Let's start with the asumption that it works here.
      >it just makes more sense to be able to enslave those that already have the knowledge and power, so that I have knowledge and power by proxy.
      The classical wizard story, summon a demon and let him do the job. But there's not much room for mistakes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No. Forever young just means that you're not aging. But enemies and sickness and accidents can still kill you.
        I already know that, but that's just unlikely to happen (depending on here you live). All you'd need to do is survive long enough with your vast knowledge until you find ways to enhance yourself in other ways.

        >The classical wizard story, summon a demon and let him do the job. But there's not much room for mistakes.
        Nah, it's more like mind control a demon into helping you attain demon tier power.

        >(20) change your sex once
        >(20) become very beautiful
        >(20) other artistic talent of your choice
        >(40) shapeshift 1 (change your sex, race, color of skin, hair, eyes etc as often as you like)
        The art one is too expensive. 5 points per talent

        It's easy to find troonys in this thread.

        Also, the two abilities you chose:
        >(20) change your sex once
        >(20) become very beautiful
        Instantly became a redundant waste of points when you chose this ability:
        >(40) shapeshift 1 (change your sex, race, color of skin, hair, eyes etc as often as you like)
        You can both change your sex and make yourself as beautiful/handsome as you want with this skill.

        Then you'd have an extra 40 points to get 2 artistic talents.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's easy to find troonys in this thread
          >Instantly became a redundant waste of points when you chose this ability
          I spent 40 points to get a (You). I'm turning into a dude first thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I spent 40 points to get a (You)
            Go talk to your friends, that's a free (You).

            >I'm turning into a dude first thing.
            It's only better to be a man if you've lived most of your life as one, just as it's only better to be a woman if you've lived most of your life as one. Even if your body changes, your experiences won't, your desires won't, your mentality won't. You won't really enjoy being a man so you'll eventually change back.

            Or maybe I just don't know how shitty being a woman is and being a man is better, IDK lol.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(20) super fast
    >(40) magical hand (move objects with your mind)
    >(40) flying

    come at me b***hes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    super strong
    super fast
    mind control (forced)

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hentai Protagonist Combo:
    (60) mind control (forced)
    (20) delete memories (others or your own; people must agree)
    (20) you can cum 100 times a day

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    (10) delete memories (your own)
    (40) astral travel (your mind can go anywhere instantly, also other dimensions)
    (40) super health (never get sick)

    ...just estimating how many points I have IRL

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(40) mind reading 2 (forced)
    >(60) give a 20 point magic skill to other people (you have to choose the one you can give, people must agree)
    Why can't we have a "heal all bodily ailments once" for 20?
    Also, is it stackable?
    the 40 pointer was only picked because I want to be sure that I'm giving things to those who will not misuse it.
    Good day to you 😀

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why can't we have a "heal all bodily ailments once" for 20?
      Ok.
      >Also, is it stackable?
      stackable?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >stackable?
        Like, a time limit before I can give the same individual more of them?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, no, you can give the skill just once to a person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            🙁

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(20) change your sex once
    >(20) become very beautiful
    >(20) other artistic talent of your choice
    >(40) shapeshift 1 (change your sex, race, color of skin, hair, eyes etc as often as you like)
    The art one is too expensive. 5 points per talent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The art one is too expensive. 5 points per talent
      No. Become a good singer or painter is worth 20.
      Also, buddy, when you have shapeshift you don't need to buy sexchange and beauty ...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, buddy, when you have shapeshift you don't need to buy sexchange and beauty ...
        Sex change and beauty make it baseline reality. Shapeshift lets you change details later.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shapeshift 2, and immediately turn myself into a jinn. I then tay al-ard myself as far away as possible from huemans. No need for the other points.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shapeshift changes only your body, it doesn't give you and extra magic skills. You can look like a jinn, but not become a jinn.
      (otherwise everyone would just shift into God)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God isn't exactly a being, is he. Whereas the jinn it's said are 10% tangible. They do have to eat, after all. Any percent more than 0 is something to work with.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, with some limits there could be:
          (60) become a mythical being of your choice once (you can reverse it if you don't like it any more)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(40) independence (you don't need food, water and air)
    And
    >(60) instant healing (yourself and others)
    allow one to survive an apocalypse, and pretty damn useful even if no apocalyse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A guy with a gun could still kill you. Invulnerable would be of more use than healing. But of course it's more altruistic if you can heal others.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Posting in this thread for manifestation.
    (20) other artistic talent of your choice x 4
    80 points total for: linguistic ability, artistic ability, musical ability, mathematical ability
    (40) independence
    Achieve gnosis, escape this gay Earth. I win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Achieve gnosis, escape this gay Earth
      I don't see how that should work out, but if you say so ...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's simple.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a good sign that
    (40) killing people with your mind (short distance)
    is not a wanted skill.
    The light is with you /x/.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you know everything that can ever be known you can figure out the rest in that list of powers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Possible. But it's probably a risk. Like a quest at a D&D play where it starts with "You have to go into this cave where a dragon lives and steal an artefact from him ..."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Possible. But it's probably a risk. Like a quest at a D&D play where it starts with "You have to go into this cave where a dragon lives and steal an artefact from him ..."
        Not that guy, but there probably exists some kind of dragon poison or some poison that specifically fricks up reptiles really bad, so you could just use that and kill the dragon pretty quickly. If you can literally know everything within human knowledge that a huge loophole.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the structure of reality. Like, would you know that the stone you will step on next will break, and you will fall into an abyss? But when you don't do it then, and therefore in never happened, could you have known it? Or maybe knowing *everything* means you see all possible timelines and quantum-states of all things at once - and then your mind just tilts.
          I can't really imagine how that ability actually would be. Same as with time-travel. There are many versions of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >would you know that the stone you will step on next will break
            That sounds more like knowing the future than knowing everything that can be known by a human (which I don't think the future falls under).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That could be a debate. If the future is a matter of causality, and you know everything about the stability of the stone and the physical forces when you step on it, you know the potential future for every step you make. That would mean you would never make a mistake, or only if your body doesn't behave as you had intended. But even that would be something you could know, as you know the condition of all muscles and nerves in your body ...
            Maybe the know-everything should get out of the game. Too complicated.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you know the potential future for every step you make.
            1. Potential is not equal to outcome. So you still wouldn't know the future.

            2. The ability gives you access to knowledge (storage space), it doesn't give you super human mental processing speeds. Which is what would be required to take in all of the variables you know about and use it to even attempt to predict anything.

            If you have 100 Terabytes worth of data, it doesn't matter unless you have a fast enough processor to read through all of it.

            Now if the ability like "The Thinker" from the flash without any of the side effects, I'd take that.

            Basically he became a super genius that could actually do what you are talking about. Make predictions (like a 90% accuracy), solve murders from the past, learn anything very quickly, etc. But the side effect was that it put a strain on his physical body and he was slowly dying. That ability without side effects is worth the entire 100 points to me, I'd take it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe a limit for the ability could be: you know everything that any human knows. So it would be limited to the information known by humanity as a whole.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >So it would be limited to the information known by humanity as a whole.
            Kinda useless tbh lol. No way that's worth 60 points.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, that could be 40 then. But to know everything that the elites know, and every agent, and all people in the prisons ... the rulers probably would do everything to Epstein you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ok, that could be 40 then. But to know everything that the elites know, and every agent, and all people in the prisons ... the rulers probably would do everything to Epstein you.
            It would be great for insider trading though, that's the only perk I can really think of. But I'd much rather go with.

            1. Dimension Enslaver Combo:
            (60) mind control (forced)
            (40) astral travel (your mind can go anywhere instantly, also other dimensions)

            Mind control inter-dimensional beings to do your bidding in this dimension

            Or

            2. Hentai Protagonist Combo:
            (60) mind control (forced)
            (20) delete memories (others or your own; people must agree)
            (20) you can cum 100 times a day

            Just spend every day of your life fricking pretty much whoever you want whenever you want.

            I'd definitely get a vasectomy before I started using this combo though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Without super health, the hentai-mode would make you sick sooner or later.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Without super health, the hentai-mode would make you sick sooner or later.
            There's nothing stopping you from mind controlling a woman into going to a clinic and getting herself tested for stds before you frick her.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magical hand and instant healing

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    immortality, (60)
    incredible artistic skill(20)
    incredible musician (20)
    speed(20) with the super speed Id assume itd be like the flash, so I could outrun anything correct?
    I could make music and art at absurd speeds further honing my craft, with immortality Id have all the time in the world to do so, thus learn any mundane skill I want with time. if needed I could be an olympic runner, as long as I hold back so I could be paid that way, or by delivery runner instead of driver, ofc with my 2 allocations to art and music, I could also make great commissions for even the wealthiest of the elite. alot of options to lay low, the only issue would be faking my death every 20-40 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >immortality, (60)
      Well, real immortality would require: super health, independence, invulnerable and forever young. Only then nothing could kill you any more.
      >speed(20) with the super speed Id assume itd be like the flash, so I could outrun anything correct?
      The laws of physics would be still there. Like, with super strenght you could lift a car with your hands, but most likely hurt your back while doing it. And how fast you can get depends on how much strain your body-hardware can take. When combined with invulnerable you could go full superman.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magical hand
    Super health
    Chess genius

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Teleport
    >magical hand

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instant healing would also keep you forever young would it not. I would also take telekinesis and because im a perma virgin i will also order another talent to be decided.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Instant healing would also keep you forever young would it not.
      That was debated in the last game. And I can't say for sure. It depends if age is a sickness or not. My position would be that your body has it's natural time limit, and dying at the end is not because you're sick but because you're old. But there was no conclusion for this.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm invisible, can I grab items from stores, or will people see the item hovering in the air?
    Maybe (20) become very beautiful, because I'm ugly AF and would like to see if ppl treat me differently, and definitely (60) teleport.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it’s standard invisibility, so only yourself, though it doesn’t say whether or not you can turn it on and off. So you might end up like the invisible man.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay, over 35 and haven't had sex with a female. Am I still a virgin?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >(20) you can cum 100 times a day
    x5

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    60 points, give others a 20 pointer

    That 20 pointer is mind reading 1

    That's all.
    Give every person mind reading one. Sit back and watch.

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