The devil's juice

The devil's juice

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    energy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't give you energy, it allows you to borrow it from the future with interests.
      Pretty much the israelite of energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not real energy. It's just temporarily straining your blood vessels and adrenal glands to give the effect of focus and alertness for a brief period. Tea is better.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taste good

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >speaking ill of café

    you are lucky to keep your head

  4. 2 weeks ago
    METTEYA

    Yum!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But is it good for you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ray peat says so, so yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ever notice how the answer to that is sometimes yes and sometimes no. And how it seems like that for just about everything these days? Why is truth so unattainable?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost like few things involve single variate effects or are easily comprehensively defined, you fricking brainlet.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're a pussy

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's kind of shit. Anger/tension to stimulation ratio is anywhere from mid to garbage depending on the bean, roast, and brewing.
    But hey, try to find another stimulant that's socially acceptable to use. At least it tastes good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is that different than weed strains?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weed doesn't boost your energy like a stimulant. Different substances have different effects.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tea has some kind of compounds or something that balance out the jitters so you get energy without the anxiety

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tea is not stimulant, the frick are you on about? And coffee doesn't give you anxiety either

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even though tea is much more superior to coffee, I still wouldn't call it the devil's juice, for that honour is reserved to alcohol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alcohol

      thats called the liquid israelite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        juice and israelite already rhyme. now please, for the love of god will somebody get me a glass of juice

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's nearly too addictive for me to stop and I can get on and off nicotine no problemo. like it's some kind of intergenerational addiction. I can quit only by switching to tea, and then quitting that, but I never quite feel the same.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quit this shit and ur life will get a lot better but its gonna suck for 2-3 months. its the same as weed for how fricking bad it is for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you quit all caffeine? I went without for a month or so but then got on green tea again

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee ruins my meditation

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd twin her peaks if you gnowutimsain

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Seanonymous

    i like it but i've been thinking anything you wouldn't give a death row patient might be bad. Jimmy Carter and Mormons and Adventists inspire me. On the other hand vices are fun too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Pope said it’s cool, dude.

      Mormons make up for it with other vices. They eat more ice cream and chocolate in Utah per capita than any other state.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Porn was a big issue when I lived there, also meth after '08 housing bubble

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to quit but I can't stay awake without it and have checked out countless other causes for why I fall asleep, even while driving. Wellbutrin made me able to stay awake for a while, but it stopped working after a few months.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee is bad for me
      >i am on psyche meds

      homie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not on any meds because nothing worked except Wellbutrin. I'm diagnosed with ADHD but the meds don't help.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >body asks for sleep
      >drug to stay awake
      Well quit and sleep what you need. At some point you'll reach homeostasis and don't have those sleep problems, but first you have to repair the damage.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine, nicotine and cocaine make the world go round.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is halal and allahaprobes it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone in another thread asked me to say "hi"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey man. NTA but I hope you're doing good.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer meth

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >devils juice
    >pic of black coffee
    What's God's juice, iced cappuccino?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Water , homie, water

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >increases productivity
    >increases vitality
    >no ill effects unless you're drinking ten cups a day

    ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elevated heart rate and breathing shortens life. Burning your receptors and shit with adrenaline isn't good either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So? Coffee isn't adrenaline for one and who gives a shit if you only live to 70 instead of 90? Wanting to live to an age where you can't even take care of yourself makes no sense at all, especially considering retirement age is just going to keep rising and the level of care for old people will keep dropping

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit made the world evolve in so many levels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean capitalism?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason you're posting here is because someone high on caffeine developed the internet

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
    Don't drink coffee and have idle hands, simple as.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is literally the drink of the Gods (soma)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If thats the case, then why is it the choice drink of the slaves?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    true

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like toxic bean water that changes the acidity of your gut, effectively destroying your microbiome and causing an array of health problems while stimulating your adrenal response as though you were under attack, creating artificial stress and shortening your life span. drink it as much as you want, its good. 🙂

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a better combo than a cuppa coffee and a smoke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pupa!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smoke + pancake + coffee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shot of whiskey to finish the breakfast and I'm good to go.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this guy ok? In the video? He seems like he's somewhere else and I can't watch past a minute or so

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashwaghanda bio

  34. 2 weeks ago
    vtuberJP

    I prefer a short hmv every morning to keep me horny, frustrated and hungry throughout the day, gotta get that fkn grind homie and you need to be motivated. Light a fire under yo ass with a real devil juice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmv?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hentai Music Video.

        I also enjoy them, when I am on stimulating drugs.

        Tea is not stimulant, the frick are you on about? And coffee doesn't give you anxiety either

        Why are the ignorant always this arrogant? (Green/Black) Tea contains teain/caffeine and is stimulating, even though more gentle, as it contains less teain/caffeine than coffee. Also does tea contain an amino acid known as l-theanine, which puts the brain into a more relaxed state (increased production of alpha waves). L-theanine neutralizes the jittery effects of caffeine, thus does tea cause less anxiety and nervousness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People use tea to help them sleep, people use coffee to keep them awake. If you think tea is a stimulant you must have an insanely high sensitivity to a tiny amount of caffeine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, you are talking about herbal teas, like chamomile, lavender or fennel tea. Yes, they are inducing sleep and relaxation, but they are not tea in the classical sense.

            I am talking about real tea, which is called Camellia sinensis in latin. Green and black tea (same plant, black tea is oxidized green tea) are inducing stimulation and relaxation at the same time, but definitely more stimulation. Black tea is more stimulating than green tea.

            People drink (green/black) tea for a gentle wake up in the morning. You can try it out for yourself, try drinking black tea before sleep, I can promise you that it will at least worsen the quality of your sleep. But you will most likely not be able to sleep.

            You are ignorant, my brother and that is okay. Do your research. Here an interesting article for you to read: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/stimulants-in-tea#TOC_TITLE_HDR_3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >like chamomile, lavender or fennel tea
            No I'm not, it's normal black tea and people drink one before bed to relax and help them sleep. I even know people that use coffee to help them sleep they just have a very weak cup of it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know of that effect, but that only occurs, if you are in a sleep deprived state. You won't achieve that effect, when you actually slept well.

            And the exception proves the rule.

            Are you baiting by any chance?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that only occurs, if you are in a sleep deprived state. You won't achieve that effect, when you actually slept well.
            Funny you kept bringing up ignorance and arrogance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rather transmute that energy into aggressivity.

      Difficult to achieve, because high libido goes hand in hand with the desire to dominate and fight. But horniness creates dependency, because subconsciously you are serving the feminine spirit, but live the illusion of independence. One must reject the female beast in order to be liberated and act in truth.

      Maybe one is allowed to desire the flesh, but it is over as soon as you fall in "love".

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The truth, provided one consumes it regularly.

    It depletes your vitamin B1 and B6 storage (both essential for neurotransmitter production).
    Also depletes your magnesium, calcium, iron and some other minerals.

    It keeps your cortisol levels high and decreases L-tryptophan availability for serotonin synthesis.

    It's a drug and has to be treated as such. And it is a very overrated drug at that, I rather enjoy potent amphetamines 1-2x per month than to drink coffee. It is simply not worth the comedown. Gives you 10-15 minutes weak to mild euphoria, just to rob you off your happiness for the next 10 hours.

    Quite difficult to treat the addiction once the consumption became a morning ritual.
    The smell alone evokes nostalgic memories.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op are you fricking mormon or something

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps you could be bothered to provide reasons as to why it is the Devil's juice?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The devil's feces :S

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Apple juice would be guess not

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >quit coffee 2 months ago
    >suddenly fall asleep quickly
    >need only 7 hours of sleep
    >wake up without problems never feel tired
    >teethare whiter too

    coffee is really shit

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The devil's juice
    >Picrel is not Monster Energy drink

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whew, lucky that i never got addicted to the coffee demon.
    never understood ppl who drink coffee. it smells interestingly, but the taste. absolutely, horribly disgusting. disgusting, revolting and vile.
    i wouldnt drink it if they offered me money.
    but instead the rality is, ppl actually pay money out of their own volition to get that disgusting undermensch brownoid powder which they additionally have to manufacture with boiling water and elaborate filtration systems, to get the absolute cope of a drink. and imagine, that some "people" actually buy the full bean and have to restart the complete cope process from the very beginning with shredding them to a powder, wild.
    fricking normies get out of my site REEEEEEEE

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