The Almighty

Hey, guys. Deep sigh. I have been struggling to find an answer to a question very important to me, however, because of the nature of my very question, I have been failing.

Another sigh. The question is: How was the serpent able to enter God's garden, Eden? Did the serpent enter the owner's land or property without permission, trespassing, or, and I hope this is note the case, was the serpent allowed to enter God's garden?

Let me say that I'm not an schoolar so I'm out of my league, however I do know this serpent who deceived Adam and Eve was not a normal serpent because in the Bible's last book that very same serpent is said to be Satan, the dragon, the old serpent. So that one serpent was Satan himself. Why I'm saying this? Because some people may say it was a regular serpent, but it wasn't because of what I just said.

By the way, why does this question bring the worst in christians? Why when I ask them about this they seem to get mad or avoid answering the question? It's a pattern that I have noticed and it bothers me.

This dumb question is really driving me nuts, guys. Sigh. My world is imploding. Everything tell told me may be a lie, you know? Frick.

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  1. 1 month ago

    There is no Eden. There is only Dilmun. There is no Adam and Eve, there is Enki and Ninhursag. There was no talking serpent. The Torah was compiled by israelites in the Exilic and Persian period, full of tales and myths from their past to create a grand mythos. All of this, and yet God still lives.

    • 1 month ago
      Troubled soul

      Thanks anons. Deep sigh. I’m in a public toilet and my ass is being pounded by a huge wiener. I don’t know why I agreed to this but it hurts real bad. I don’t think I’ll be able sit down for a week. Another sigh. I hope I don’t have AIDS after letting this hobo bareback my anus.

      • 1 month ago

        Deep sigh. I understand, brother. Keep on trucking.

  2. 1 month ago

    Some say God had something to do with it

  3. 1 month ago

    Everything that happens is under God's will. History is His-story.

  4. 1 month ago

    sometimes it seems like God set us up to fail on purpose.
    >make a tree that Man shouldn't eat from
    >tell man not to eat from that tree or he'll die
    >give man a wife
    >wife gets tricked, eats from the tree, gives to man, man eats from the tree willingly, choosing to die with his wife rather than live without her in obedience to God
    >because woman was tricked the trickster is cursed and given partial responsibility for the sin she committed
    >however man is given full responsibility for sinning and it curses the entire planet for his sake
    God had to have known this would happen, he set up the bait, allowed the deceiver in, knowing that man would fail, and choose his wife over God.
    and yes there was a plan of redemption.... but at the same time, God said it wasn't good for man to be alone, and He didn't just mean only 1 man, He could have created millions of men asexually like He did angels.
    Somehow He wanted man to have a partner that was complementary, and breed sexually.... but ultimately planned to take that relationship away because when the resurrection happens, there will be no more marriage.

    It's like God somehow changed His mind.
    He originally created angels to sing and praise Him, and men to have dominion on the Earth and rule and populate it.
    But when creation is remade, marriage and sex are taken away, and God wants man to be just like angels, just singing and praising and stroking His ego forever.

    Why'd God change His mind?
    If He wanted man to just stroke His ego forever He could have just created it that way from the beginning.
    God created 2 lovers in paradise.
    Paradise fell
    God now wants a choir of eunuchs.

  5. 1 month ago

    It’s a story created to make you feel guilty about the state of humanity so you’re easier to control and manipulate.

  6. 1 month ago

    Also, it was God's wiener.

  7. 1 month ago

    are you open to allegorical/symbolic and unorthodox interpretation? because i can answer the question! it will rock your boat.. in a good and bad way

    • 1 month ago

      Let's hear it.

      • 1 month ago

        its gonna be walls upon walls of text with a couple of parts, but whatever, lets go.

        i will start of with giving context first, undoing the errors mainstream christendom has done, introduce the proper approach and view, unite all religions and then using that basis, i will give the answer to the specific question at hand. so here i go.. ill start a new reply, be patient, im cooking now!

  8. 1 month ago

    first, understand that not one thing in the bible can be taken literally
    understand that everything is either symbolic,parabolic, allegorical or mythical
    this being so does in no way detract from its value, btw. for example "myth" does not merely mean a lie or falsity, it is a way of communicating truths in a veiled manner

    and this is what the bible does from beginning to end. its been called the most occult book for this reason, occult not meaning nefarious or evil, the meaning of occult is "hidden" or "veiled", which it is when it hides it truth bombs behind parables

    now, is this my opinion, that this is so, or can it be substantiated from the bible itself?
    the bible innumerable makes reference to how its content is not literal:
    1. Jesus did not speak except in parables. there is no qualifier in the statements, except that it states that he spake not to the "outsiders" except in parables only. who is an outsider? you! the insiders are the angels and the inhabitants of the kingdom, not mere humans
    2. in the O.T. it says this "i will open my mouth, i will utter >dark sayings of old<" dark sayings are veiled sayings, i.e. parables, allegories, etc.
    3. paul makes a reference to an O.T. story and clearly states that it is not to be taken literally, I quote Galatians 4:22-24:
    > 22 For it is written, that Abraham had two sons, the one by a bondmaid, the other by a freewoman.
    > 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born after the flesh; but he of the freewoman was by promise.
    > 24 Which things are an allegory: for these are the two covenants; the one from the mount Sinai, which gendereth to bondage, which is Agar

    verse 24 says that it is NOT literal. this did not literally happen. its allegorical. there is an embedded deeper meaning and that ONLY is true. the outer shell, the elements of the allegorical when taken literally, is useless

    in other words though and this must be clear from the get go: nothing literally existed nor literally took place!

    next part follows.

  9. 1 month ago

    now, how i came to this conclusion, dont ask me.. i studied this for years without bias because i was thankfully not born a christian and thus was not subject to brainwashing from mainstream from childhood, thus i have no allegiance to one interpretation over the other, thus i could weigh all options and consider all things in general...

    to understand the problem of the allegorical "fall", you must understand the symbolic usage of words.
    a key passage which deciphers the meaning of "eating" is Proverbs 30:20, I quote:
    > Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness

    from this verse, you can extract the meaning of "eating" - it is clearly having sex.

    taking this knowledge back to the allegory of the fall, eve was beguiled by the serpent and thus, "ate".
    eating here means sex and more specifically, orgasm (dont ask me to give a reasoning - i had to wrestled with sex magicians and gnostics who want to justify orgasmless sex for achieving entrance to the kigndom, which is a perversion)

    thus, the symbols of the allegory can be deciphered in this way:
    - the garden = the human anatomy
    - midst of it = center of the human body
    - forbidden tree = genitals
    - fruit = orgasm
    - eating = sex/orgasm
    - serpent = lust

    now, the most important symbol here is the serpent. the serpent has always been symbolical of lust across all traditions and across all cultures
    serpents and dragons are equivalent and one can be substituted for the other

    the age old myth of an archetypical hero (you!) having to slay the dragon (lust) is common across our history
    it is the same as the biblical saying "overcome the serpent"

    so to sum op: the fall happened due to Adam/Eve succumbing to lust and fricking, transgressing the only commandment God gave, which is to not frick and orgasm. There is only one sin, all other mosaic laws are just ways to contain the fallen humans, but originally, God only gave 1 commandment - to not orgasm
    next part

  10. 1 month ago

    as Moses raised up the serpent in the wilderness, so must the "Son of Man" be raised

    now this verse is referring to the allegory of moses raising a serpent up his staff.
    the serpent represents lust, raising it up the staff (the staff represents the spine), represents overcoming its evil downwards movement (which is orgasm), meaning containing lust, being celibate.
    this is the way to cure the sickness of mortality, achieving immortality.

    this very same truth has been embedded in another allegory:
    the allegory of the crucifixion of Christ

    it has these key elements / aspects:
    - "Christ" = cristos = anointing/seed/oil in the lantern = your sexual essence
    - age 33 = the number of vertebrates of your spine
    - golgotha = place of skull

    the whole dish has been sprinkled with some spices and hints:
    "as Christ descended, so must he ascend"

    your sexual fluid travels down from your skull (golgotha, "Most High") from your pineal and pituary glands, initially its 2 fluids, which are white and orange in color (promised land flowing with milk and honey is a reference to this).
    these two electric and magnetic fluids produce the cristos when they travel down to your genitals.
    cristos is also called "living waters".

    now there are 2 options:
    - wasting of cristos, degeneracy (reproduction, mastrubation, non-reproductive sex)
    - keeping cristos, celibacy

    when cristos is not wasted, but kept (due to overcoming the serpent, aka lust), then it travels up the spine again, as it descended.
    people help this process by doing daily prostrations - all prophets fell face down in prostrations throughout the bible, pay attention to it! nothing is pointless.

    "the seed must die so that the tree can be born" is another hint.
    when the seed enters your golgotha, it dies there.
    then after a while (3 days) the tree is born.

    next part

  11. 1 month ago

    this is not a one time event, its a continual process which occurs culmniatively over decades, this is the race and the hope for glorification/enlightenment. you are watering the garden by being celibate

    so the WHOLE message of the bible is this:
    1. mortality is due to orgasm
    2. immortality is regained via celibacy

    the statement that no one comes to the Father except through Christ and him crucified in golgotha, is NOT a christian only truth.
    it is an universal truth.

    the buddhist monk, who is celibate, keeps his cristos and it is crucified in his golgotha, thus he comes to the Father (nirvana / enlightenment).
    the vedic monks, who are also celibate (brahmacharya), also achieve moksha (liberation)
    the muslims (sufis), who are very keen on sexual purity, who cover up, also achieve fanaa (union with God, excition of false-self/ego).

    so basically, all religions are actually the same under the hood. whether they use the same allegories or the same words and symbols or not, is irrelevant.

    now in light of this, i will answer your specific question as to why God put the serpent in the garden.

    the question must be reformulated.
    why did God put lust into the human body.

    the answer is simple:
    because God did not snip humanity into existence, God formed humanity out of the dust of the earth - this is allegorical and in our current times, can be best explained with evolutionary biology.
    we came slowly into the scene.
    first the mineral kindom ->
    then the vegetable kingdom ->
    animal kingdom ->
    human kindom

    the human vessel has slowly evolved to its current state through the kingdoms. each kingdom produces various vessels which changed over time.
    reproduction was a "necessary evil", so to speak, it was not evil in the sense that it was strictly tamed and guided by God through holding the hand of its creation, via "instincts".

    next part

  12. 1 month ago

    when it came to humans however, the handholding stopped, due to greater capacity of free will.

    now, humanity has inherited lust from its evolutionary process, but is now urged by the saints of all religions, to let go!

    lust is now uncontrolled and rampant, its being misused for purposes other than reproduction!

    lust (the serpent) is now holding us back from further evolution into the next vessel (the glorified body, the rainbow body, the immortal fetus).
    it is a bottleneck right now which humanity, without the holding hand of God, must overcome out of their own free will and wisdom!

    why was it placed in the garden? to bring forth your vessel!

    another note: do not take tangential elements of allegories too directly. in the story of the 3 pigs and the wolf, it is irrelevant that the pigs can build houses. you could ask the author how pigs could build houses, but this would be beyond the point of the allegory, it was not created to address that.
    likewise, the allegory of Adam/Eve was not created to address all of cosmology and why everything is the way it is.

    does this satisfy your question?

    PS: please overcome the serpent - no more cooming and gooning, thanks!

    • 1 month ago

      its not cooming, its copulating. God said to have children all over the land, this God is of course a malevolent prince who "rules over the prince of the power of the air" (Ephesians 2:2) that created man in his likeness and "let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.” (Genesis 1:26) This is the mortality fertility god/goddess who "rules" over us via naturalistic hormonal instinct, the reptilian cortex of our brain that controls our motives and instinctive behavior (e.g., sex, power) even in deep sleep, the four "F's" fight, flight, feed, and fornicate, as well as aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays. "the god of this world hath blinded, lest the light of the glorious Gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them." (2 Corinthians 4:4) This is the trickster archetype, the jester / horned DMT machine elf, & rainbow serpent entities we commune with under psychostimulants while our consciousness is frequency-shifted. "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light." (2 Corinthians 11:14)

      • 1 month ago

        >God said to have children all over the land
        no, he did not initially.

        when mortality kicked in, the strategy from preserving immortality changed to preserving the race, by establishing immortality through proxy:
        individiual mortality but the continuation of the race, through procreation.

        is this my opinion or can it be derived form the bible? it can - Jesus said that there is no marriage in heaven, no taking nor giving in marriage, since we will be like the angels of God - because the angels of God are immortal and immortals have no need for the crutch of procreation!


        > And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light

        this is about procreation appearing natural to man.
        satan = serpent = lust.
        appearing as an anngel or appearing angelic = being perceived as good = the broad way to destruction (personal death) = procreation/sex/cooming, transgressing the only law God gave.

        it really is that simple.
        this is the sole reason why celibacy/monkhood is ALL PERVASIVE.

        • 1 month ago

          to add a bit more:

          if you pay close attention to N.T. verses, you will see that marriage is never recommended directly, only condoned in case that one is absolutely incapable of keeping their cristos, is being burnt up by lust...

          the only times marriage is put in a good light, is when its used in a metaphorical manner, like the marriage of the church with christ.
          this has nothing to do with degeneracy, the marriage as perceived by mortal coomers.

          go read genesis 6 and understand the fall of the angels, who became mortal / were chained to tartarus for ONE sin - fricking (human women).

  13. 1 month ago

    The serpent shows the way to hidden things and expresses the introverting libido, which leads man to go beyond the point of safety, and beyond the limits of consciousness...

    But the serpent is also life, in the image furnished by the ancients, the serpent put an end to the childlike magnificence of paradise; they even said that Christ himself had been a serpent.

    - Carl Jung.

    There is an Alchemical saying: Man is the Heaven of Woman & Woman is the Earth of Man. The Woman's task is to bring things down to Earth.

    Sure enough, Wisdom is a Woman, Sophia.

  14. 1 month ago

    > it is a bottleneck right now which humanity, without the holding hand of God, must overcome out of their own free will and wisdom!

    by the holding hand of God, i am referring to instincts and more specifically, how the animals do not have sex for fun, but only for the purposes of reproduction. obviously the fun aspect of sex serves as an incentive, but overall, if you view it not from a local POV, but from far away, a global POV, you see that animals seasonally procreate, there are times and regulations for their coming together.
    this is all guided by instincts.

    and that is what I refer to when I say being guided by God's hand!

    humans do not have that! they may have initially (in an ape vessel) but it was slowly degenerated over free will reigning supreme and completely succumbing to lust.


    but, the end is also clear here. while the serpent will bite the heel of the hero (you), the hero will ultimately crush the serpents head.

    God did not set this whole thing in process, not being able to foresee the bottleneck in the human kindgom.
    God has planned many more kingdoms which will come, the next being the rainbow/glorified body kingdom, where we will be angel like and then many more kingdoms after that!
    God planning those kingdoms implies that the current problem the current kingdom is facing, namely humanity being bottlenecked by coomerism (lust), will be solved.

    so rest assured, even if you live in a degenerate society with onlyfans, thicktot, instathottery, etc.
    these issues will be resolved, because it is all planned out by God!

    • 1 month ago

      forgot to add:

      so coming back to your question again - the serpent is a non-issue, when viewed from a higher POV. its a mere tool to bring a vessel from state A to state B. it will be discarded soon enough.
      so do not be troubled!

      in the end, your cristos will climb up your spine, pierce open the 7 seals and the energetic rush that comes (holy spirit), will unite you with God (salvation, enlightenment, nirvana).

      there is nothing to worry. it may happen in this lifetime or in any future reincarnations, but it will happen, because until then, you are bound to reincarnate, over and over, but once you achieve it, as the bible puts it "i will make them a pillar in my temple and they will GO OUT NO MORE" and thus, reincarnation into this hellhole and suffering will cease, as the vessel will have been perfected by then and the goal of life fulfilled, the holy race finished!

      you have no idea what ultimately awaits you, it is beyond your (current) comprehension what God has in store for you! this should give you violent goosebumps!
      you are the heir of the universe, the son of Glory and you will one day govern all of reality, co-reign with God, with God being in you and through you, operating and guiding all things.
      God is in the process of creating the perfect vessel (avatar) to house it! the temple of God, is your physical vessel, which is a work-in-progress atm!

      thats also why idolatry is forbidden, because YOU are the highest idol - made of the dust of the earth and indwelled by none other than the spirit of God!
      why mimic it with lower idols, creating figures and making lower spirits indwell them, when you are the highest idol? its unsightly!

  15. 1 month ago

    Jesus was the Serpent in the garden if you believe Gnostic Christianity...

    • 1 month ago

      The word was with god and the word was god.

      I AM the way and the truth.

      The serpent is navigating you through the narrow gate, now remains the question: who is god?

      Do you know the answer? Would you reveal it to me, if the answer was known to you? Can the truth be doubted? If the narrow gate is straight, then why do I need to be navigated? How can the word be god, if it was with god? I love to frick. Would you rather ram your hard, sensitive wiener into a wet and warm pussy or would you rather receive a hard, piercing wiener into your sensitive and moist pussy? Is exercise weakening the heart? Or does exercise strengthen the heart? What are muscles? What is oxidation? What causes oxidation? What is oxygen? How do we receive oxygen? How is oxygen produced? Can oxidation result in death? Is oxygen acidic?

  16. 1 month ago

    It's a bullshit simulated "struggle" and I do not consent.

    • 1 month ago

      How does one struggle? Is struggling painful? Does struggling cause me to suffer? Are you struggling right now?

  17. 1 month ago

    Why are you doing this? It makes you look stupid. Your question is making you look stupid too. The whole thing is dumb and most of what you dummies know about the Bible is based on what you've heard. Learn about YHWH and you'll see he's not real. Stop roleplaying. Grow up.

  18. 1 month ago

    the serpent was a wurm, not a snake, and it grew in the decay under the first fallen leaves.

  19. 1 month ago

    God could not handle two humans we are 8billion

  20. 1 month ago

    Because the serpent is the Monad

  21. 1 month ago


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