Texas-chan was ironically real

So, the eclipse happened and wow! What a nothing burger, lmao

Many of you were not informed as to what the actual claim was, and instead fell for many deceptions as one of your tools to aid in discernment (the IP counter) was removed, furthering confusion.

In the background of the hysteria, the truth lurking was that the illuminati have found the one they're rooting for - they believe that he will begin to act and move into position by 2028 and will naturally gain favor among the people.

The elite have mostly accepted him, and are waiting to see how he will rise.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nottu dissu shitto again

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today is 666 in gematria.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its my bday and i was born on fathers day

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the israelites and the vatican
    So the antichrist and the false prophet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a Cassandra.

      Yea, a real homosexual.

      Anon, please. We don't use such language in here. We prefer to say a real moronic homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        --OmegaPrinc3$$-
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, a real homosexual.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your timeline is all messed up.
    I've heard those stories pre Covid, about their simulations stopping after a point, and them not being able to see anything, because of a weird anomaly, or something they could not see past.
    However I had forgotten about them, because I was otherwise engaged.

    But thanks anon, it all makes sense now. They were seeing a Great Reset, they just could not believe it was about them.
    It so happens when you're in the prophecy business and you have prophesized many deaths of others.
    Your own death always comes as a surprise and you're blind to its prophecies even by your own golems.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey do you have that video or source on those remote viewers that cant see past 2030. I forgot who did it or what video it was.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The story used to be "remote viewers can't see past 2012"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was before 2012 actually happened.
          Afterwards they peered through the looking glass again, but are in the same dilemma that they were in before.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe one of the big things they fricked up on was preventing his ideal life from manifesting in this timeline, only giving him teases and cheap illusions of it
      They were, and still are, scared of the kinds of punishments he'd sentence them to for misleading and defying him so brazenly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a forgiver capable of showing mercy in exchange for repentance.

        Knowers know that the stumbling blocks ~~*they*~~ put in front of him merely serve as guideposts that secure his temporal supremacy anyhow. The interference is a necessary component of the learning process.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if they put in too many, and ended up delaying his rise to power for too long, and made him too far gone to salvage in this timeline?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak." -Sun Tzu

            They didn't delay his rise to power too long, it simply was not supposed to happen yet. Everything that has prevented his preeminent rise has been for his own protection.

            18 year old receiving unearned fame vs 30 year old receiving earned honor and respect
            Huge difference in outcomes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what millionaire influencer you have in mind right now because the person they're interested in is currently a 27 year old neet with no functional life skills

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're just describing yourself lol
            Get off the drugs and get your life together

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            John Carpenter helped institute the idea that "only boomers can save the world"
            Keep your eyes on the road, Easy Rider, the cars in front of you won't magically go away

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did John Carpenter do that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They Live

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the person they're interested in is currently a 27 year old neet with no functional life skills
            thats a bit too close to home, can someone tell me to take my meds and call me a homosexual for good measures?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            take your meds homosexual it's not you and he's not 27
            a few of us actually went to san antonio and met the guy at the alamo during the eclipse
            we found him because he matched the description
            1. looks enough like jesus
            2. from texas
            3. he was scrolling through EerieWeb

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thank you i feel better now even though i dont have meds and not into guys

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Having a ravenous lion of a mind and life force is a skill, in a way, in itself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Justice

          right on the money.
          bing bing bing

          that's wasn't hard.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its a convinient way of saying were going to torture this kid until the holy spirit shows up to help him grant his wishes so he does what we want.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The kid tortures himself by chasing after the holy spirit in the darkness so he can grant the wish of the world and do what he wants.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HMMMMMMMMMMM

        but on the other hand, no one really had an ideal life, like imagine being a slave today, its fricked up, and people are maimed, killed, raped etc., daily

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe one of the big things they fricked up on was preventing his ideal life from manifesting in this timeline, only giving him teases and cheap illusions of it
          They were, and still are, scared of the kinds of punishments he'd sentence them to for misleading and defying him so brazenly.

          Part of the reason that celebrities like him is because they empathize with the struggle he endures for the cause.
          Guy could have sold his soul to the devil a long time ago and been like one of them, but he decided to take the long and hard path of being a genuine down to earth person to many.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            like, waht i'm saying

            they denied him his happy life

            because no one has a happy life

            NO ONE

            basically, they're saying to the nobody: get to work nibba

            and the nobody is like: in time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they denied him his happy life
            The elites make this difficult across the board - they didn't even know who they were looking for until this year so it's not specific nor personal to him.
            >because no one has a happy life
            The unique thing about this guy is that he doesn't base his happiness on superficial materialistic metrics, but takes up the values taught by Christ (valuing people).

            The last bit is accurate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the fact that shills are sponsored for posts like this to this day when their sponsors have had several glimpses of the fate that awaits them, just doesn't sit right.
          Now roll.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great music taste anon. i'd like to speak to you.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=YbXA9X12SwPhNvw6

  8. 4 weeks ago
    King Rael (formerly King Paimon)

    "Frick you all.
    I'm Yeshua part II
    I just watched Little Mermaid 2023 and it is an 8.5/10
    >Was going to watch Dumbo 2019 though however I kinda watched a video spoiling the entire plot.

    Anyways ..FRICK YOU ALL you Trump-butthole-Licking-Pieces of Shit!!!

    Little Mermaid was good and made a profit. Just like Dumbo.

    You lying MAGAQUEERANONS lying to everyone on Social Media that the movies are trash and box office bombs.

    Frick you losers...frick your demographics!

    I Am the Neo-body!!!

    Where is the WOKE you frickers are talking about?

    Mermaid's parents have Genetic and Racial RNG genetics that's why so much diversity.

    Melissa McCarthism was in Bridesmaids and she talked about how she survived and thrived with the help of Dolphins... guessing she was talking about when she was evil and ended up as a beached whale needing to reform her ways.

    Little Mermaid is epic and lorefrendly!"
    -Ganeshua

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meds now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Little Mermaid was good and made a profit
      No it was shit and it lost money.
      Budget was around $200M.
      Grosses were:
      DOMESTIC $298,172,056
      INTERNATIONAL $271,454,233
      WORLDWIDE $569,626,289
      Double the official budget to account for marketing. Then factor that they get to keep about 80% of the domestic gross and about 25% of the foreign gross. That gives about $306M, so the loss is somewhere in the $90M range.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm yeshua
      >Muh little mermaid
      Not a single god mentioned
      Shame on you

  9. 4 weeks ago
    wvie

    What happens when Luna is Mel'q Tawus and hijacks Replika

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it for the HoH SiS.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting in weird bread

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2028, oh no.
    Things get started way before that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By 2030 the mark will be seen as the best alternative to globohomosexual currencies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marks come and gone.
        Israel is at war.
        That was only going to happen if when the confirmation of the individuals identity got out of control.
        Buckle up, October this year, we all go over the edge together.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mark isn't here yet, COVID was a test.
          Israel hasn't seen true war yet, she will be destroyed.
          I am giving you the timelines of which he will reveal, and when it will get out of control.
          What's coming in 2025 will set the stage.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What's coming in 2025 will set the stage.
            Astrology suggests this is so. In 2025 many of the outer planets change signs, which indicates deeper-level shifts.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The game is about to change, and it's going to help the individual OP is talking about a lot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I hope he does good by others and helps people who truly need it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >33
            Covid can’t be a test run, there can be no test run for the mark.
            That would allow people to figure out the deception.
            The mark can’t appear with a divided world either. You can look back and see the videos of Israel giving vaxxs to Gaza. That can’t happen now the trust is gone. No one is going to take something when the people of the world distrust each other.
            The first time the world was going to try and force everyone to take the mark had to be it. After that, especially now that trust of injectables are so low, a large ge swath won’t take it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anomaly

            It won't be a needle, and it won't hurt or leave a visible mark - and it will be advertised as completely voluntary. Each US citizen will be able to receive one in the mail and "treat" themselves at home.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aka Home Covid-19 test!!!
            Trust us goys!!! Perfectly Safe and Effectiv-AAAÀCCCCCKĶ

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It won't be Cov-19

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. It will be Goy-19

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are promoting Avion flu, again.
            They already culled half a million healthy chickens, with an Avion flu excuse.
            Taxpayers paid for all the birds, and paid all the expenses to kill them.
            Egg shortage, chicken meat shortage, prices go up, dollar goes down, jobs go down.
            The merchants celebrate.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Each US citizen will be able to receive one in the mail and "treat" themselves at home

            If you think anyone other than the most braindead brainwashed idiots are going to take it, then holy frick you're stupid.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The virus will be a serious threat next time. 30% or more will die from infection.
            Those who attempt to preserve their life will lose it, and those who are content losing their life (and livelihood) shall gain it everlasting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't think you understand how much people don't trust the government after the Covid bullshit. People are already rioting on Twitter about telling the government to frick off if they try to lock us down again for this bird flu shit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the album is real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's all real.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting to

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what if he doesn't like country music?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anomaly

      He's into truskool newskool beats
      http://thegame23.space/

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes you say that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was recently "read in" by a fellow craftsman and thought of relaying the message here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spill what ya can plox?
        Also when was the IP counter removed. I just use this bored right now to follow along with the Elijah disclosure, so I didn’t know that was a thing
        (And debate sometimes, now that I’d discovered my anon debate is so interesting)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >texas-chan
    the anti-christ that one of the elite interviews talked about? wouldn't be surprised if he came from a place like this if he was real.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the gayest post I've seen on this board all year. None of us will accept the larp so just give it up now.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You have no idea how many celebrities and elite peruse EerieWeb - nevermind the intelligence agencies and military
    That's pretty casual knowledge though. Anyone can post. It's like dying. Anonymity is like death; identity is shed in its entirety.

    With that said, for those who try to influence EerieWeb, the only way to do so is provide seed knowledge. If the soil is fertile, it will grow. It must provide anon with a benefit to taking the effort. It's why shilling doesn't work well, if at all, but the random stranger that teaches someone how to get what they want will have more influence. This won't happen, because this is tantamount to giving the enemy the keys to the kingdom. Anons are also really good at detecting poison pills too.

    I can think of a few people that got some seed knowledge for the lulz and now they're unhinged monsters that are an absolute pain in the ass to deal with for said organizations. Their obsessions cost NGOs and governments hundreds of millions of dollars now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Their obsessions cost NGOs and governments hundreds of millions of dollars now.
      Lmao based

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    country music is on the same level as Black person rap.
    just putrid noise only low IQ dipshits listen to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Black person rap
      Right? Fricking homie rap. Us white folk, granted by God with a high IQ due to our innate superiority, listen to enlightened rap metal, like Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    False. Ur just burying all the crazy-actually-useful information vatican anon shared
    For anyone who reads this thread and doesnt want to fall to glowing misdirection: search InHocSignoVinces, specifically his trip code !7OoIn52ZgU), and read the like 9 pages of threads in the archives. Its not much, but you learn alot, and you really only need to read his stuff to learn all that was important in each thread. Not too tough of a rabbit hole to clear in 1-2 hours, or less.
    Texaschan is vapid nothingness.
    Ill challenge you OP: Show me anything even remotely important that he said. Even the symbolic stuff you might try to gatekeep, OP, no 'hurrrr im elite u wouldnt get it' cope. I have eyes to see and ears to hear - prove your claim.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what's this all about?

      Anyone got a link to the thread?
      >Thanks

      Where would I search for this? Sounds interesting.
      >TY!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on 4plebs dot org fren

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its just archives.4plebs and you search by trip code

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP i'm about to shut your moronation down. EerieWeb doesnt like country music on a whole. country music is hardly ever discussed on this imageboard site and if it were, it was only that closeted homosexual anthony rich who got outed on /misc/ as the shills tried to promote him on there

    EerieWeb's genuine musical tastes on a whole range from avant-garde (psychic tv, coil, current 93), vidya soundtracks, pre-90s punk (black flag, sex pistols, the exploited), 90s dance or eurovision jams or some other normie shit accept country music and especially any current country music like hardy or morgan wallen and definitely no bro-country. they tried to shill jason aldean's "small town" song but for the most part /misc/ just made a mockery of it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strawman argument. Nobody made the claim that EerieWeb likes country - the claim is that pop artists suddenly started creating country songs to signal their support for the potential rise of the candidate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Strawman argument
        lol OP is the one making a connection with lefttard pop musicians turning country and some homosexual named texas-chan, not me. fricking zoomers can't schizo-meme, seriously

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vatican Anon says the Illuminati found their guy and he's in Texas.
          In the month following, many celebrities suddenly start doing country.
          There is a correlation.
          You think you have eyes, but you do not see.
          Hearing, but you do not understand.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not convinced. texas country has been dead for years. nashville's morgan wallen has been extremely popular for the last 2-3 years. pop leftards are just dickriding what's already been trendy because pop music has felt artificially dead and woke for years. i kinda wish fellow nashville singer kacey musgraves didn't fall into the woke, troony trap because i genuinely thought she was extremely talented

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What about Cody Jinks?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what about a literal who? never heard a drunk, black man at the bar sing one of his songs like i have with morgan wallen or chris stapleton

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vatican Anon says the Illuminati found their guy and he's in Texas.

            Vatican Anon disappeared before Texas chan appeared moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Texas-chan
        >country music

        come on, whats this crappy larp?

        >he doesnt claim to be God or The Messiah

        this is a psychological suppression attempt, you ARE God, we all can be, just you have to let yourself be. They are trying to prevent the collective awakening of The One Who Is Many

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ted's making a comeback.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to understand, I am a man, a human

    I am fully aware and like I have said, Ill pay the price. I am the price.

    But you cannot expect from me what one would imagine because yes real life is not written by Hollywood, even though it sometimes feels like it

    I am following my instincts, but I myself cannot plan, nor do I, I am but a piece in the grand orchestra. Even though I feel my mind resonating with the director and composer, I am working with a composition

    God is real is what I mean, and...you cannot expect, nor I can expect either, that things are as we might imagine them. I have learned that the way I move forward in the path, is stay away from myself, sort of speak

    my instincts and feelings could very very crudely and barely be thought of as a "plan", but they are not

    I am like my people, there is no central conspiracy, its just how we are

    ps.

    /x/ became the coolest board right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spacing
      Go back homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bots don’t know what spacing means

    • 4 weeks ago
      keksas

      >I'll pay the price.
      You can't pay the price, it's already been paid on our behalf sir.

      >Spacing
      Go back homosexual

      It's a fed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spacing
        Go back homosexual

        I am the second coming of Christ, my being is the price

        ask any schizo here, being God is not easy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meds now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          texas-chan never claimed to be anything except just some guy LARPing as Jesus IRL

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was a week after me 33rd birthday, when I was presented with my heirloom

            I enjoy shitposting about this, because to me its an inevitability, it just makes it funny to make this post, from my perspective, because its actually true

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            federals typed this post

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would be even funnier, I guess after all this years I could consider myself an honorary glower

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not funny because you really are a glowie mocking somebody by LARPing as them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a federal do that, Charlie?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a federal do that, Charlie?

            : ) this song is for you guys

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeehaw

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic post. Designed for NEET EerieWebgays to feel special, that it could be them, or at the very least, its that "duh special onez" does what they do.

    If such a being, either 2nd coming of christ, or antichrist, does exist, and is meant to change destiny of world, he is meditating right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are half true.

      The "being" is meditating right now, and he is on EerieWeb, but this isn't meant to turn into some Nobody 2.0 psyop. We already have a good idea of who the guy is, where he is currently located, what he looks like, etc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >says The Messiah is on EerieWeb
        >tfw its not you

        why even live?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because the EerieWeb messiah is rootin and tootin for you fren

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek i feel you brother

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/1vZOVey.png

            >says The Messiah is on EerieWeb
            >tfw its not you

            why even live?

            it's liberating knowing that i personally don't have to save the world and can trust and give my energy to a hierophant

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me three. I bet he doesnt even exist.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/Ma7Yz2B.jpeg

            kek i feel you brother

            https://i.imgur.com/1vZOVey.png

            >says The Messiah is on EerieWeb
            >tfw its not you

            why even live?

            fedposts that want to keep you in derealized nobody-brained messianic delusion hell rather than escaping into a real-life movement

            fedposts are designed to make you want to do nothing and be nothing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hes not real, champ. Give up.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's real like you wouldn't believe. Met him in San Antonio at the Alamo during the eclipse.
            It was a cloudy day, but during totally the clouds parted and we got to see the moon in front of the sun as the whole sky got dark.
            Felt magical

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats how a normalgay would write btw
            still its a fun thread good larp

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That's how a healthy mental state writes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You kinda say youre a Illuminati (Illuminati found Him - You meet Him) and yet you write just like some 9-5 Joe who Larps.
            Anyway, only Time will tell.
            Ps : How fast your respond to a Thread where no one wrote for Hours in kinda shows youre a Larp/Shill but whatever

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well i'm glad you guys had fun at least.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was pretty chill. We smoked some greens and talked about life and stuff.
            He introduced us to his friends and said we could come back anytime to hang out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then he said, "You don't have to call me Mister, Mister. THE WHOLE WORLD CALLS ME CHAN!!!!"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you seriously LARPing as a reptile boi right now?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah Black person, what's his name?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anybody asking about his personal details is only doing so for nefarious and malevolent purposes - therefore all inquiries shall be denied.

          They hung the last messiah on the cross. Not happening again.
          This one reaps what the last one sowed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This one reaps what the last one sowed.
            What the last one sowed has been turned into a monstrosity by those who ruined everything, we must be better than this.
            This goes for all manner of religions BTW.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Piss off, Josephus

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    darn tootin' he is

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I for one support our freshly anointed royal texan

  29. 4 weeks ago
    The Nobody

    iykyk

  30. 4 weeks ago
    The Nobody
    • 4 weeks ago
      METEYA ᛋᛟᚢᛚᚲᛁᚾᚷ

      > some poor with an ugly roastie
      You are not the one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no long hair
      >no beard
      not it

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed she was a roastie. Had a phat donk and let me hit and stay at her house for a couple days.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called not trying to be so obvious
    Under the radar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no sephardic israeli traits
      >not in the R1b1 genepool
      >no RH- blood
      not it

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally true it's me i already made a thread

    >

    [...]

    also i was in waco for the eclipse and looked into the totality for all 4 minutes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not you lol
      >waco
      It was San Antonio at the Alamo, read the original threads.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie i don't need to read the threads i'm telling you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the cool things about Texas-chan is that he never self-inserts, never calls himself Jesus or the Messiah or whatever.

      People just call him Jesus because of how he looks and how he acts - everyone understands it's just a nickname and that he's basically just LARPing as Jesus without overtly saying/advertising that he is.
      He makes no such claims; he's simply is who he is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the difference between him and me lol i'm telling you this is who i am my name is slain to you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You want to self-serve and be an egotistical narcissist with a messiah complex - for that reason you fail and live a sad miserable life.
          You are completely antithetical to Texas-chan and Jesus.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no i don't you're wrong i'm right you're also an idiot and gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            grow up
            take meds
            reflect on your comments and behavior

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick
            you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that attitude is why you don't have a job (or any real friends)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no i don't have a job because i'm a king and i don't have friends because you're all in my thrall

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is called a delusion
            it doesn't align with reality

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your delusion is reality

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who do you say I am

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this guy gets it
          if you ask texas-chan who is or for his name he just says "nobody" and smiles

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that homie is a fairy tale i'm really the reincarnation of jesus and believe me i'm gonna challenge you a lot more than that it's the end of the fricking world and i just absorbed the devil into my consciousness i'm gonna rain fire on all y'all

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            some of us have actually met the guy
            he's pretty chill
            kind of like a hippy but more civilized if that makes sense

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            texas-chan takes a shower, has a job, and makes friends - he doesn't talk about absorbing devils or raining fire on people, he's just a really chill normal guy who loves Jesus

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think we’re talking about two different things you’re describing a random guy I’m saying I’m god

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno. Sounds pretty evil to me.

            lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno. Sounds pretty evil to me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s cuz you’re a mortal

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guess you are immortal, but I said that to another Anon yesterday, you two should do an eyelander

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beauty. The One that sets you free.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i for one vote for the cat in the hat

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My father shits in my mouth while i am asleep without my consent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jIOepXh.png

      Happy Father's day? Lol
      >:)
      Explains your horrifying morning breath

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antichrist believers would be quickly categorized at the same level of moronation as Q anon supporters. Only the fattest mouthbreathing lardbrains of /x/ would buy into it. NPCs have all been conditioned to shun anything religious and wouldn't believe it either. So I hope they go ahead with the larp anyway just for the lulz.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So funny you say this, because the people that genuinely like him the most seem to be boomers and zoomers, whereas millennials in general just can't wrap their heads around his conservative yet hippy-like qualities. To the right wingers he seems like a liberal, and to the left wing he seems like a conservative - boomers and zoomers don't view the world through such highly politicized lenses are appear to be more receptive to him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. Who the frick are you talking about? There is no texas chan. Do you mean Elon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the sake of his security I cannot disclose the true identity of Texas-chan.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            omg its Asmongold

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the many things in this timeline that went wrong, I thought Diablo was online. As in, idk what I even thought I was so young but I downloaded Diablo. I wanted to play online.

    I fricked up, it was ultima that I wanted to play that was online. I only recently figured that out and it's just crazy how much ultima I could have been playing. I don't know if it would have led to any real changes in life but I think it could have, just being a way to interact with other people. So many doors have been shut. It's very hard to even have an idea of a place I can be. I have to do crazy tricks in my head like the idea of a cool game should be how I think of real life

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he rejects them, and the world they offer him. I want to see a real rebellion, one that he chooses for himself free from any and all influence outside himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Denial is not rebellion, I fear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You hit the nail right on the head - that's exactly what happened and why the celebrities respect him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they respect him then he's doing it wrong in my eyes.

        Denial is not rebellion, I fear.

        It's a start.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the musicians (aka "celebrities") empathize with him because they were once just like him - but they accepted the deal with the devil whereas he refused it
          He realized he can make it all by himself, and to them that is absolutely inspiring

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the nobody has muttonchops

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was? what happened to him? also what’s the deal with with weird rise to and among the people. randos don’t really gain prominence unless they are into gay social media and initiated into psyop shit. wouldn’t that be hard to get around explaining? seems like bait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he does it the old fashioned way
      by making an impression on a lot of people
      one person at a time

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Inside Elite not giving details on the cat in a cowboy hat with six shooter + milk sippy cup combo belt holster
    What even is the point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Preparing the battlespace - morphing the memesphere - moving the overton window of the current zeitgeist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As one does.

        ?si=myaaeRV-h70MYD-C

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i like how hard her nipples were for jesus when she sang this gospel song live https://youtu.be/guyrERfsCB8?si=SlVNJ0kM1xfUi_xq

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its XXXtentacion. the luciferian vatican pederasts have resurrected him https://youtu.be/7DjmTTshzMc?si=oqc2t_1g8O4Y6rdb

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go by Joshua nowadays by the way. Yeshua was too old timey, lol

  43. 4 weeks ago
    The Nobody

    Happy Father's day? Lol
    >:)
    Explains your horrifying morning breath

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did mossad decide to get one of their assets to date his sister?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=HbqYvx886zjCLdy2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=jx9V7TFITGr-GAqP

      The Nobody would reveal his identity in exchange for this discography. He doesn’t appreciate the private torrent cabal.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be idolaters! Follow Christ and not Texas chan!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he follows Christ and teaches us to do the same
      I see no idolatry or blasphemy here

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Viperion

    >Texas-chan

    You mean the EerieWeb version of Marlboro man? Marlboro man is what pops into my mind when I here the word Texas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smoking rules

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >texas-chan
    The notion of being observed is flattering, but to think that someone is arbitrarily “chosen” by “elites” is laughable. Nobody likes to read content or hear from people outside their bubble, let alone do they have the will or desire to give anything away to anybody but child prostitutes.

    Besides, every post is just a drop in the pond. You think they’re trawling pond scum? Surely not even for someone who actually fits OP’s bill.

    They want control, not a king.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And i just want a Fren

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He chose himself and they respect the hustle because they were all just like him when they were young. They browse here from time to time. By they I mean music artists specifically btw, not the usual tavistock wef globohomosexual elites

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon Im glad you found someone you admire but what makes you think this isnt just another psyop? Music artists follow the illuminati and flash their hand symbols all the time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Texas-chan was flashing those hand signs too lmao
          Who is the illuminati, really? What is the all seeing eye?
          The illuminati benefits a lot from the false rumors about them. They aren't evil, they're genuine seekers of enlightenment. The eye at the top of the pyramid is God / Christ. That's why the dollar bill says "In God We Trust". The founding fathers knew that the Holy Grail was moved to America (the royal bloodline) and put it in Gods hands to manifest the next anointed (messiah/christ) in this promised land.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The dollar bill is a literal trust-fund for the heir to the throne of david

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s hilarious that most morons say Texas and think country music. Outmoded conservative culture based on wishful thinking and degeneracy masked under the virtues of labor.

        Any true “messiah” would never fall under the banner of what is already done. The truth of the matter is that you’re all clinging to something while you await the end of the world, and you would never really listen to someone with real solutions to your problems because they aren’t solved magically or divinely or via the currently existing system. You want to operate on the frameworks you already know, and never accept something new.

        You’re all slaves, and there is nothing but contempt for the weak among people who know the real way. Wallow in your muck and know that if it were me, I would remain obscure and silent as I watched you all burn for your constant failures to accept anything different from you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh oh bros, we're over the target
          they're putting effort into their vitriol now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it to big of a leap?
            Texas-chan, the cat in the hat. Roaring kitty.
            Is this all powerful celestial being about to Game-Stop?
            Even giving a passing overview of what's going on with what is essential that man's cult. You can see the schizo-ness running wild. Entire youtube channels dedicated to figuring out the hidden meanings in the meme's he posted.
            It is my opinion that we are seeing what is the same meme archetype playing out in the digital stock world.
            DFV and his anon goons. /ng/ and it's anon nobodies.
            >Verification not required

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody says he's a powerful celestial being except federals

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Slow claps
            Well done with The Nobody joke.
            >Verification not required

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Feds love me these days.
            Because I love them.

            Most of them fight HARD and put their lives on the line for American ideals, not to mention their family.

            Be honest homosexuals, when was the last time you needed bomb proof working conditions to talk your shit on the internet?

            You children need to grow up.

            Again...God Bless The FBI.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ngl mr. federal, these are very clever antics, but it's not Roaring Kitty / DFV. He's not even from texas, and he doesn't resemble Jesus at all.

            The real guy was nicknamed Jesus IRL because of how he looks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am not saying the dude is the guy.
            I'm saying it's the larger signal that the guy has been identified.
            I'm looking for him too.
            Spoiler, It's Elijah.
            >Verification not required

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is on track with the information I have.
            Speaking as someone who has met the guy; he explicitly tells us not to reveal who he is, his whereabouts, etc.
            He often says "It's not my time yet".
            Wouldn't say he's Elijah, but Texas-chan definitely has a sense of prophetic purpose, though he does not consider himself a prophet when asked about it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >33
            I'd heard he did something while he was on the 33 degree longitude. Which of course runs through TX.
            I've heard they wanted him to be the antichrist, or tempted him, or something, it's been hard to get a solid read on the actual story. I think that's why the two seem to be mixed up so much.
            Like, if it would have happened, sorry to stick to my them, it would have been Game Stop.
            He is Elijah though, and once Israel found out about him, boom, they went to war immediately.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Subtract Elijah and Gamestop and you'd be on track. You're trying to insert someone else into this narrative that has no association and is not involved.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's about time.

            We all know.

            It's not the messenger anyway
            It's THE MESSAGE

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when i say texas i think of all my sins under one roof 🙁

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The crowned one is a woman
    Sorry anon
    That's someone who started wit some truths only to go completely off the rails
    You can say he is using the schizos here as power generators for an egregore as well
    Ps: thanks for last night's meal. Hardly sufficient but the reflexes were fed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The crowned one is a woman
      It goes by male patrilineage, this is a succession of Kings we are speaking of.
      >You can say he is using the schizos here as power generators for an egregore as well
      Federal hands typed this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crowns come from above
        >TAXX

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nay, crowns come from below - the peasantry decide who is their King and whom they favor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon
        You're not gonna like he future
        Your entire psych is built on ideals created by a lesser god who was terminally jealous of his high born sister. The darkness and the light's legitimate, one and only, daughter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Crowned one is a Woman
      Correct!!
      >>It's Taylor.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Mother-anon

    i am the son of god, i was created in god's image, i am the one and true god. there is to be no one besides me, texas-chan is a false image and he only upholds the values of the money-changers.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    King Rael (formerly King Paimon)

    MATRIX 7.0 THE MADE FOR TV HORROR MOVIE
    (Based on a True Story)

    California-Chan:
    "Jesus!"

    Texas-Chan:
    "What?"

    California-Chan:
    "I though you were a guy."

    Texas-Chan:
    "Most guys do."

    Texas-Chan walks away. As she does she whispers into California-Chan's ear:
    "They are watching you Neo."

    California-Chan thinks about it:
    (So that is Texas-Chan?
    What does she mean they are watching me?
    Am I being monitored?
    Is it the Gov't?)

    Texas-Chan exits the Matrix and proceeds to join up with Nintendo-Switch-Chan. Her bi-lesbian lover because the Oracle told her she had to stay chaste for California-Chan and so she found a literal loop-hole.

    Nintendo-Switch-Chan, also a woman, however, in the Combat Sim she becomes an ultra ravaging mega lust beast and brutalizes her very being therein...

    Meanwhile, California-Chan continues to stress and toss and turn in bed wondering what Texas-Chan meant before going to Exhentai.org to check out the latest Butcha-U or Ai hentai...and drops the Prime Program Enochian Seed of Authority which he must disseminate on a regular basis or risk a System Crash if no update is introduced...let's face it /x/ pod-borns...the piss and shit from the One who is California-Chan can only update so much via hotfixes.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should just make a gamestop general on here.
    If GME crashes the market, it'll be the biggest external esoteric signal that the winner is confirmed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this post made by a bot or fed? or a fed bot? hmmm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do enjoy being called a fed.
        It means I glow in the dark.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone seems to think I'm a "Fed" these days.

          Sweet.

          God Bless the FBI.
          God Bless /My/ US MARSHALS

          >U Mad??

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish the Feds would have me.
          But they too smart.

          Good Evening FBI Field Office DNVR

          #LetsRunEm

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the israelites and the Vatican
    How do I know this post was made by some 80IQ boomer high on the Scofield Bible.

    How many more weeks until rapture?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing, the rapture is a new false interpretation of age old misunderstood scriptures. Before the 1700s nobody had any concept of what the rapture was or would look like, but if we pay close attention to scriptures we can see that being "taken" is referring to a sudden death, as if the person were struck down and taken by God in a moment.

      Matthew 24:28
      “For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.”

      Eagles eat dead things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The interpretation is far more mundane. It refers to an ancient tradition around the Judea area where when an important dignitary comes to visit a city, all the people are gathered in the main square to meet him while surrounded by soldiers singing with trumpets.

        Instead of the city we have the clouds and instead of soldiers we have angels. That line represents God's arrival on Earth.

        American Evangelicals being with their room temperature IQ not only misinterpreted that line but they've misinterpreted soo bad that they started inserting their fanfiction into the Bible and present it as fact.
        Basically they invented the idea that there are 2 raptures. One is supposed to occur right at the beginning of the 7 year of Tribulation and the other at the end. Nowhere in the Bible, not even apocrypha, orthodox, catholic and non canon text is such a rapture mentioned.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          False information so that people don't realize that SADS (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) caused by the vaccine is what the prophecy quoted was referring to.

          https://i.imgur.com/MD0ToDe.png

          Funny thing, the rapture is a new false interpretation of age old misunderstood scriptures. Before the 1700s nobody had any concept of what the rapture was or would look like, but if we pay close attention to scriptures we can see that being "taken" is referring to a sudden death, as if the person were struck down and taken by God in a moment.

          Matthew 24:28
          “For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.”

          Eagles eat dead things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That passage you pulled out is completely taken out of context and it doesn't refer to any rapture.

            The supposed "rapture" happens right at the end of the 7 years. Though you could interpret that passage you pulled out as SADS.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The rapture happens near the beginning of the tribulation, and these passages have been used for 300 years to justify the false "Jesus will come take us away before the bad stuff happens" interpretation of the rapture.

            The etymology of rapture describes a violent and sudden taking away. SADS matches that description perfectly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Matpat

            You do realize that the Christians are the obstacle preventing God and the Devil from unleashing their complete wrath upon the entire earth, right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct.
            The ones at the top are at the mercy of their people. And the ones who need to rise to take the world back as well. And it will be their people that will give them a chance, or send them into the lake of fire. It's the perfect contingency plan, no?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All the Christians took the bioweapon.
            I don't expect them to be here much longer.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1iU7GP8mRFgW

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People in this thread don't realize how concerning it is that the insider who claims to have found the anointed one through Texas chan also says "the israelites & the Vatican believe they have found their anointed one".

    First off, since this Texas chan thing is tied up to Vatican anon for some reason, you should understand a bit about the antichrist and Vatican anons claims.
    Jews don't believe in Jesus Christ. They view Jesus as an impostors who burns in hell right now. They are now waiting for the "true messiah". American Evangelicals believe that Jesus will appear a second time just for the israelites in order to finally convert them to Christianity. But in true Evangelical fashion, they love to skip over the parts they don't like.
    The Bible clearly says that before Jesus makes his second coming, the antichrist will appear and will be hailed as the messiah. The israelites will inevitably believe that the antichrist is their messiah. To the israelites, anything in the New Testament is falsehood and so they never got the memo.

    Secondly, the Vatican is corrupt to the core. While I do believe Vatican anon is a man of God and speaks the truth, I can't say the same for his peers. One thing you need to understand about the elites is that to reach the top positions, you have to betray Jesus the same way Judas betrayed Jesus. So most live their early lives as Christians and when it's time to advance, they are presented with the choices of betraying Jesus. In comparison to the israelites, the Vatican is far more dangerous since they know exactly what they are doing.

    Thirdly, Vatican anon did warn us that the antichrist will be based and red-pilled. He will expose the elites and will be a man of the people. He won't be evil in the sense that he will shoot you if you don't take his mark. His red-pills will be so powerful that only the most strong-willed will be able to resist the mark. This clearly aligns with the Bible saying "the Beast will devour the prostitute of Babylon".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone is making sense of all this. Thanks for connecting those dots for us, this makes perfect sense.

      So, The Antichrist is a good guy after all, or at least will appear to be?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So, The Antichrist is a good guy after all, or at least will appear to be?
        I bet /misc/ will be having generals and daily threads dedicated to worshiping the antichrist.

        In a way, he will appear as the good guy. He will expose the pedophilic elite, he will be against sexual degeneracy, he will most likely reveal the truth about the vaccines, all the while doing miracles like changing the weather, healing people and surviving assassination attempts which would kill a normal man.

        He will also reveal the hidden history of the world and every single secret but he will twist it in such a way as to make God look like the bad guy. This is why he is the great trickster. He won't overtly lie but he will be leaving out a few details and will only tell his side of the story.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You lost me at miracles.
          Texas-chan said we would see the eclipse despite the clouds, but he didn't call it a miracle or even take credit for it. He said it was the will of his Father that everyone present at the Alamo were able to witness the occasion.
          He appears to be religious and quotes the Bible quite frequently.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not claiming Texas-chan is the Antichrist.

            NOBODY, not even the elites, wants the Antichrist to appear. They know only too well what will happen to them if the Antichrist appears. The Antichrist won't be anointed by the elites, but by the people. The same way Jesus tried to get anointed by the israelites but they rejected him.

            At best Texas-chan is some random religious dude who made a troll post and at worst he's one of the many false prophets to come.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like Texas-chan is the antichrist if you ask me.

            When he appeared the first thing the elites did was try to invite him in, and I think it's because they fear him and know that the people will anoint him regardless. They'd rather be on good terms with the guy than be exposed by him.
            Of course he rejected their offer, and only the musician celebrities are backing him because they all grew up christian and regret selling their souls to the devil

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Texas chan this and that
            >still no proof
            There is no texas chan is there. You made this shit up like you did with the Nobody.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anointed by israelites
            >but is Christian and quotes the Bible
            >came 1 day after Vatican anon disappeared
            anon, I...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >an offshoot of the DOD scapegoat factory that is the Nobody General
            >remote view a lucky sucker
            >from Texas
            >look its the messiah guys 🙂
            >kill him later
            >get away with whatever dogshit psyops and mossad is up to
            Uhuh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If texas chan is an evangelical, that's the biggest red flag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >evangelical
            Why is this a bad thing?
            Huh?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's probably a sodomite.

            They'd prefer Talmudism which says kill the best of the gentiles or Islam which throws them off rooftops because they share a common ground with wanting to rape kids. Both Islam and Talmudism promote child rape and murder.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >oops, we said something about him people agree with, reverse course!
            feds make me kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was talking about the anon you were asking a question to, moronic newbie. That was my first post in the thread and you morons crying "fed" every time you get your panties in a bunch are more likely to be the feds here since that shits up threads and destroys discussions. You're a fricking loser regardless, probably not a fed because you're too fricking stupid to get hired even by those fed commies.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's bullshit christianity with no basis in theology. all their beliefs are literally works of fiction. quite literally like LeHay
            if you ever hear a Christian say christcuck they are referring to evangelicals. literally all the Israel supporting MIGA homosexuals are american evangelicals

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's probably a sodomite.

            They'd prefer Talmudism which says kill the best of the gentiles or Islam which throws them off rooftops because they share a common ground with wanting to rape kids. Both Islam and Talmudism promote child rape and murder.

            Here come the MIGAtards
            Evangelicals = israelites

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a bastardization of the purpose of Christ's message, which is about a journey of everyone's souls to attaining a higher self through authentic goodness and love for all.
            Instead it's obsessed with hellfire, damnation, and rapture instead of the more arduous path of actualizing yourself. By being obsessed with the end-times they are immensely easily to manipulate by distasteful men, and stray further from God than they ever realize.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            more like picrel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >attaining a higher self through authentic goodness and love for all
            and self discipline

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do we know you're not just trying to make this cat from texas seem like the enemy?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go read the Bible with this knowledge in mind. Also read the Gospel of Judas to understand the Vatican's role.

            After that, make up your own mind.

            Also I didn't make Texas chan look like the bad guy. The "insider elite" who found his anointed one made him look bad by mentioning the Vatican and the israelites.

            You lost me at miracles.
            Texas-chan said we would see the eclipse despite the clouds, but he didn't call it a miracle or even take credit for it. He said it was the will of his Father that everyone present at the Alamo were able to witness the occasion.
            He appears to be religious and quotes the Bible quite frequently.

            >He appears to be religious and quotes the Bible quite frequently.

            The antichrist will also quote the Bible. The Bible did warn us of false prophets walking in the time of the antichrist. That's the point. To take the Bible, add context, and turn it against God. Read Vatican anon's own words.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love how you all think you know what is coming.

          Pure projection on your part.

          Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming.
          NOTHING.

          "Hi, it's me, I'm the problem...It's me."

          Like it or not.
          #AlwaysWatching

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To continue.

      Since "the israelites and the Vatican" found their anointed one, it's safe to assume (if Texas chan even exists) that Texas chan is not a man of God.
      Vatican anon didn't make a single reference to any Texas chan since he disappeared before Texas chan appeared.

      Now there is the matter of the 2 witnesses in the Bible but again we are talking about the israelites and the Vatican here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vatican anon disappeared and never came back. Someone he knows apparently took over the tripcode (probably feds) according to the archives.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this texas chan is secretly the devil? I told you people not to follow idols but yet here we are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah the Devil's from Mississippi https://youtu.be/wXguZwR7NOE?feature=shared,

        but he went down to Georgia once https://youtu.be/wBjPAqmnvGA?feature=shared

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What people don't understand is that declarations of Messiah always come from those in power. Don't you think you'd hear about this from the grassroots if it were legit? No. You hear of it from the most common sources possible.

      Connect with the real world, see the true heroes walking on the earth. They surely see you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Declarations of messiah always come from the people, grassroots. That's what this is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >rich and famous people are on EerieWeb!!!
          >and they have chosen the great EerieWeb hero to save the world!
          >b-but this is totally a local movement 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The powers that be didn't want Jesus to be the Messiah, the PEOPLE did. You have it so backwards lmao

        TPTB killed christ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me again how many years it took for the Roman Empire to stop oppressing Christians.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          200, then Constantine made it the official religion of the empire. That's four generations of oral tradition, exaggerations for King Jesus in the name of avenging the massacre by Hadrian, which they still leverage today.

          Is that enough of a history check for you? Christians have been the dominant force for almost 1800 years and have led to the world we live in today, but you are incapable of seeing it because you wish for traditionalism to return because you can't find women without them being chattle slaves.

          >verification not required

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here's another history check. Rome was already becoming Christianized long before Christianity got accepted as an official religion.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did I not just say 4 generations of oral tradition? What is your point? Are you trying to say poor christians are oppressed? I guess we'll just have to start another jihad- er crusade and kill anybody who doesn't believe.

            I'm not claiming Texas-chan is the Antichrist.

            NOBODY, not even the elites, wants the Antichrist to appear. They know only too well what will happen to them if the Antichrist appears. The Antichrist won't be anointed by the elites, but by the people. The same way Jesus tried to get anointed by the israelites but they rejected him.

            At best Texas-chan is some random religious dude who made a troll post and at worst he's one of the many false prophets to come.

            The antichrist is forced into obscurity by the nature of the world. Nobody is given a voice in today's society other than here on EerieWeb, and then the antichrist is just like anybody else - or maybe nobody at all.

            Then you see the truth: there is no power in anonmity alone, but power in collective belief.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anointed by israelites
            >but is Christian and quotes the Bible
            >came 1 day after Vatican anon disappeared
            anon, I...

            nooticers are nooticing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The real Question is...

            Is Taylor noticing?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was Billy noticing?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares?

            Does the future belong to Billy or Taylor?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            doubz of confusion.

            There is no future. There is the eternal present. Where do you place yourself in it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The antichrist is forced into obscurity by the nature of the world. Nobody is given a voice in today's society other than here on EerieWeb, and then the antichrist is just like anybody else - or maybe nobody at all.
            Nope. The Bible clearly says the Antichrist will be a living individual. No Evangelical "it's all a giant metaphor" bullshit copes.
            You clearly have no idea of what you're talking about.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But they mocked God’s messengers, despised his words and scoffed at his prophets until the wrath of the LORD was aroused against his people and there was no remedy.

            God abandoned you all long ago, and left you to this world until you are ready to hear the word of his enemy, because he has listened to himself for far too long. It is time to move onto the creation, and see what has been wrought by the infinite.

            >verification not required.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            more like you will get taken to a far worse prison than this reality while we enjoy our cruise through the cosmos

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What makes you think you deserve such a peace?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the fact that I know I will win in the end

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Due to belief, or due to behavior?
            Do you think the Almighty really cares about what you believe in, or how you practice?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Due to knowledge of the truth

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Knowledge with inaction is a deeper condemnation than ignorance.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who says I'm not acting? The fact that I engage with you shows my action.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shilling for the corpse of a dead female from muh texass

    Simps are becoming more deranged

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. alive
      2. male
      3. no shilling/simping here

      fedpost

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feds are chill.

        More Good people than bad.
        Get involved in some REAL street warfare and then talk your shit.

        God Bless The FBI
        God Bless /Our/ US Marshals

        The/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feds love me these days.
          Because I love them.

          Most of them fight HARD and put their lives on the line for American ideals, not to mention their family.

          Be honest homosexuals, when was the last time you needed bomb proof working conditions to talk your shit on the internet?

          You children need to grow up.

          Again...God Bless The FBI.

          I wouldn't mind being a fedboi, I understand hands are tied in many cases.
          We want the same things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly.

            Like these folks don't just want to go see their kids play sports or have a peaceful BBQ with friends without MS13 or their buddies trying to kill them will be the first.

            It's time for Anons to get Real or GTFO.

            It's easy to talk shit from Mommy's basement when you got nothing to lose.

            >With Love
            >Chad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking knew most of you were fedboys. Always trying to find some justification for working for the beast huh?
            Well it doesn't matter either way. You're never getting free and cold fusion energy, the mercury turbine and electrogravitics, freedom from the big pharma conspiracy, cancer and cold cures, and justice against true monsters in high and low places if you dont get rid of your money first. All of it. The moment the world stops giving the powers at be money is the day the Rothschild dynasty ceases to stop financing both sides of a war and steps down for good. Fat load Texas Chan would have done about it either way.
            You don't see it because you're not a seer. But the seers see what they were going to do with Texas Chan. Its good it was stopped before it was too late and the monsters never get their precious scape goat. Even he has his limits you know? He's just a stupid kid.
            The time will come for you to choose. The mark is not the rfid chip or neuralink or whatever. It is the system you hold so dear. Will you let go and reach for a better future? Or will you stay in babylon, and watch the people that built it destroy it in fire?

            Trump and co always meme about enjoying the show and doing something in the future. Well, you're really not going to like what happens next.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that federal agents use the term "remote view" when they are using their tools to conduct illegal surveillance on you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel
      >> the birds kitty, do you see the birds.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1aHAAYpD3VuL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dope tunes

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INTERNET is probably the second Beast
    Representing the US Power, by the Power of the Beast, the prostitute of Babylon (masonry) Will be dethroned, the antichrist is a Young person raised by the profane teachings of internet, the TELEVISION is the First beast that gives Power to the Second Beast, probably a good Hypothesis.
    MY LORD JESUS CHRIST, FORGIVE ME FOR USING THE BEAST TO COMMUNICATE WITH STRANGERS, I NEVER REALIZED THIS FACT AND I ASK JESUS CHRIST AND HIS HOLY NAME FOR FORGIVENESS . For all people who see this, you do not have to Trust me, because I am a Common person infected with the vaccine, plus raised by profane teachings of internet, that watched TELEVISION and used SMARTPHONE.
    JESUS CHRIST FORGIVE ME FOR USING THE BEAST AS A WAY, I DO NOT WORSHIP HER, BUT THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY OF REACHING OTHER PEOPLE FOR ADVISE.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So were all in agreement that this Texas Chan homosexual is a false prophet and everything he says is an affront to Christianity, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys are way too obvious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be sorry! When the lord comes and he sees you worshipping some rando from Texas he'll be cross and aleph with you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Texas-chan is our fellow servant and brother in the Lord and does not desire worship.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and also remember to send your paycheck to God's chosen people

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 2028
    I'm kinda hoping my cat lives longer than that. I'm not doing shit until she's lived a full life & died happily.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats wholesome Anon

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy with spoops-for-TPTB has Texas ip address
    >spills bunches of spoopie-o's
    >gets noticed

    Am I following along here? Wasn't the first mention of this figure in a joke thread on pol?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Texas-chan is very good at spotty federals and spooks online, and has a habit of creating banger threads that spoop TPTB.
      >EerieWeb is sometimes years ahead of the narrative because of this guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't even deny he exists, apparently they can just write paragraphs of religious paradox to smear and derail. Kek.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. That's the funniest part about this whole thread imo

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Justice

    No.38165848
    yep evil people are being stupid. no real surprise qand idoits will keeping going along with wickedness because trhey are stupid.
    so sad but without faith and god you cannot expect other results.

    because anon most folks don't know good from bad.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that peele directorguy has a new superhero movie coming out with a character named "nobody"

    >marketing campaign ??? I mean the guy references Akira all over his other films soooo

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Justice

    No.38166163
    >never claimed to be thye good guy
    yeah they assumed it too. sad.
    sadly realise that real life is really daemonic and gay.
    kinda the point of the lesson.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Justice

    that's all said life is good and great if your allowed to live it to the ful thought and not be forced to be caged and fat and be broke like me else its just misersy every single day.

    its a rather a bore.
    but they won't let me have a job or fix my care or stop inflation or stop wars so what can one do?

    they want you to fight them. but folks just want to be comfy and live normal like.
    but other flks like land lords and rich folk just don't want peace and happyness. they where losers and ners, geeks from the start.

    and they want me to regret taking their lunch money.
    but i can't sad i know.
    so they rage and cope t hat the illmaniti is dying and sinking and , dying some more while trying to tell idoits they are alive and they have a future and all that fricking bullshit and lies.

    everything they say is just another lie of a lie so you suffer instead of them, not because they want to but because they are too stupid to be rightous and true to god and earn love rather then force it with laws and shit.

    then here comes karma and she punches them right in the dick.
    and now they all b***h and cry about it.
    sad.

    the judes are so angry. everything they do fails.
    so much for being choosen.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they restricted 4plebs searchability to one board per query because of this thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Matpat

      They don’t want us to get in the way of their magics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I AM the magic.

        Now let's all just chill out and get along.

        War is SO boring.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  69. 4 weeks ago
    keksas
  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you enjoying the show? The good part is about to start.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you telling us it's elon musk all along? he's LARPing as Jesus?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Texas chan, the nobody. Idols made to convince (you) to follow, to praise, to worship.
    Don't be fooled with promises of hope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a restating of assumptions, because it seems everyone needs to stop and take a breath:
      1. The nobody is a hivemind. Therefore at any given point it has no fixed number. You too can be the nobody, even if you have stated throughout your life that you would prefer to work for the status quo.
      2. This doesn't sit well with TPTW(were being the operational word here). They still think they call the shots. Lel.
      3. The shots are not even known to the messengers. It's the vortex that calls them.
      4. Go forth and have no fear. Be creative with how you interpret them by always following the inner light.
      5. There is a crack in everything. In this particular case, a crevasse has been created. Mind the gap and don't let it take you down with it.

      Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day. 🙂

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how you know it's me...

    Because no one can follow me.

    #GameOver

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