>suddenly appears next to your bed at night. >offers you a blowjob

>suddenly appears next to your bed at night
>offers you a blowjob
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spit in its mouth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say: Brah no we don't do that sh*t here, go bum probe someone else. Funniest stuff op I was thinking about this last night.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was thinking about this last night
      this means you're gay
      i'm sorry

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No literally this scenario greys..., ET just poked me in the back with his finger and kept saying "oi, oi" actually pretty amusing dream.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Get outta here you little rascal, I'm tired.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stick my fingers in it's mouth and jostle it. Tell it to get the frick outta here.

  6. 2 months ago
    FrogeFag69

    ask for a foot job

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt want any sexual interactions with it but if he were cold we could cuddle :3

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I woke up in the middle of a "woo woo ghost blowjob" before. I kind of regret jumping up and tossing the covers instead of riding it out

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  10. 2 months ago
    Glow_Nigga

    Alien is bottom.

    • 2 months ago
      synopticon

      >guess again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People see snakes in the shadows all the time. Children know to fear snakes. All women recoil from spiders.

        Memory is at least partially genetic. We are born with a kind of database of natural forms and creatures. All humans instincively feel unsettled in dark or damp, and all flock to open spaces during good weather. Additionally, we are born with a kind of memory about animals and their shapes and natures.

        This is related to the collective unconscious, for example Ouroboros is the mythological dimension of the snake memory.

        "The Mantis" is not an astral being, the Mantis is an envirinmental memory that has mysterious domains of cultural meaning

        Those little grey frickers are from Space.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"The Mantis" is not an astral being, the Mantis is an envirinmental memory that has mysterious domains of cultural meaning

          Then how did they communicate information previously unbeknownst to me?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah bro im taken, take your ass back to niburu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >niburu

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell Benedict Cumberbatch to quit being a homosexual and to get the frick out of my house before I call the police.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask if we can at least get to know each other first, and cuddle over a movie or something, and just talk to each other. I have so many questions for them, I want to understand them. I need an emotional connection with someone before I want to frick them, and it needs to be genuine, my heart will never accept a lie again, my heart knows what false love feels like. I don't want a quick suck and frick, I want to make sweet and passionate love to them after I've come to know them as a friend.

    So that's pretty much what I'd say to them.

  14. 2 months ago
    Cunt Fuckula

    Frick yeah I'm into that shit. Wanna frick an alien so badly (preferably female, but I'll give anything a go)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am ashamed to be the same species as you. Seriously get a fricking grip of your sexuality, you cannot let that thing run unchecked man.

      Desire comes from outside the will but we are given the option to deflect it. "Uhh.. maybe I should fantasize about a human instead. That would be less likely to drive a wedge between me and other humans."

      • 2 months ago
        Cunt Fuckula

        I do fantasise about humans, but if there was a chance to frick an alien I would take it.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much frickin honor. He can share a nonhuman tech with me, though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay the tech makes you travel at the speed of light but the device which enables you to do so can only be activated by sucking on something that’s shaped exactly like a big wiener.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this printer prints infinite money but it only works with anal sex energy

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with its eyes? why aren't they symmetrical?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get my dick sucked and then ask for a joyride in a spaceship.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to get to know you senpai.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What gender is it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greys have no genders.
      They have a mouth and an butthole though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Na then. If it's not female I'm not getting involved.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sticking your dick in a hole is never gay though.
          Only getting a foreign dick inside your holes counts as gay.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Must be a psyop."

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell him that he better help me put my hand into an ATM using quantum displacement and maybe we'll leave the blowjob for later.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit this happened to me at burning man
    https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-007-005:5

  23. 2 months ago
    RON_MEXICO_BWC

    Punch it in the nose

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off gaylien we're full
    you can crash at the discotheque if you want

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    one night I woke up and I swear there was one of these things watching me but I was so tired I just turned around and kept sleeping
    it hit me the other day

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freak out then remember I married this ugly b***h.

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