Speed Run Enlightenment

Hello anons it’s come to my attention that the best way to piss of the negative powers that be is to enlighten you folks
So as an act of divine rebellion I’m going to try my best
Watch these as an introduction

First https://youtu.be/iDG65ESEqZk?si=AFMtXxhVH2mAAsbr
Second https://youtu.be/Etz2Kgtev5w?si=HtPISC0NINFpcn4p

Then these on enlightenment
Short version https://youtu.be/F_MIw4KG7Qk?si=9-EIH_hVJHS5t3OJ
Long version https://youtu.be/-bgWnzjONXE?si=ZeEgfD4Lzq0oUYtb

Give this a watch aswell https://youtu.be/fXW-QjBsruE?si=UL4EkzUji7NNHqnj
And Replace simples with symbols

And here’s the quickest of all run down created by southpark and a personal favorite https://youtu.be/J40BHZkJZa8?si=lak3pEA1FKZaemus

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not sure how many of you anons are ready for this information but I hope at least one of you is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All i hear is evangelion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      34 not 36 anon
      Now can you find the 3 6 9

      That's not enlightenment.

      You must be gen Z if you think you can speed run enlightenment

      You actually can.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Series F:
    2,10,12,22,36,...
    Continue the series anon.
    Make a map of the series in all forms.
    3,15,18, etc...

    It relates to the above.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      34 not 36 anon
      Now can you find the 3 6 9

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guess not that’s a shame

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must be gen Z if you think you can speed run enlightenment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You might not be able to yah slow boomer but some of us sure can uwu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See you in a few years when you decide to take up a practice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m waiting for you at the finish line slow poke

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What a trashy piece of humanity you have displayed here.

            Did you know that none of that shit has to exist, for you to be real?

            It's a strange concept, I know.

            I'm not saying that atheism is correct.
            There might be a religion that is true.

            By the odds, it's not one that humanity ever interacted with.

            These are bedtime stories.

            The real religion is out there, though.

            Blue Eisenhower November

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers thought the same shit. It drove the LSD movement.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you have the first idea of what enlightenment is. It is not knowledge, to the contrary it could almost be said to be the opposite.

    But I guess maybe what you posted could awaken someone if they are able to integrate it directly.

    ?si=DeTyAUaFyjoyVkHl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first part is just your ego speaking
      > But I guess maybe what you posted could awaken someone if they are able to integrate it directly.
      Is the entire point

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what does this have to do with Blue Eisenhower November ?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neil A. First human to walk on the moon.
    A. Lien ?

    Reality Winner - Name of girl who whistleblew about the Russia 2016 election bullshit.

    Bernie Madoff with all your money
    Sam Bankman Fried convicted for being a bad Bankman.

    Existence is lazy and follows paths of least resistance.

    My name means nothing in particular, except in Armenian, I am God's own Judge.

    For reals my name translates into God's Own Judge.

    So... If I get to judge God's work that's one thing, but if I get to judge God for morality, we are going to have a long trial.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wish I knew I got 3 more I’ll be posting through out the night but outside of that no source is known
    I recommend you watch thr other videos I posted but if you’re purely just interested in geometry this is a good vid to hold you over

    ?si=5OlFTukbZCtcpFbo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish I knew I got 3 more
      three more like the square the circle ones? are they more to it or something ddifferent/related? i thought i had all the square the circles but if theres 3 more im missing 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah I wish I like to think they where a gift I managed to grab and hold onto
    Whoever made them probably didn’t want them getting out since they’re so profound yet so rare like nobody knows where these frickers came from

    >I wish I knew I got 3 more
    three more like the square the circle ones? are they more to it or something ddifferent/related? i thought i had all the square the circles but if theres 3 more im missing 3

    There’s 3 more to the pho ones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Phi*
      I stand corrected one more after this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh i see now... i dont think ive seen/paid attention to the phi ones before. thanks for posting anon. will be here stealing pics. i would try to add to the conversation but im trying to speedrun my enlightnment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No problemo anon glad I can help and feel free to steal away such is the nature of knowledge the greatest thief and gate keeper of the gods

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You really don't know where they came from?

        Interesting. Because I do.

        There is one on every continent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright frens I’m off for the night see you shillls glow agents super natural entitles immortal beings and morons behind keyboards tomorrow

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >keep deforming reality until the reductionist models add up to the sold hypothesis-narrative
          It's "enlightenment" unless it's *insert boogeyman* that does it huh?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>keep deforming reality
            just the representations of reality, even

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have zero faith in the supernatural, you watch degenerate tv shows, your life is a lie and you are not enlightened in any way.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just want to help you. Start contemplating deeply about spiritual topics like I did then you too will start to believe in the unseen.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy moly after watching south park deepest moments 19 i have attained nirvana

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >baby’s introduction to sacred geometry

    That’s how I got started on the path a decade ago as well Jr! Wait till you find out that the reason yoga/kung fu was invented was so monks/yogis could meditate for 8+ hours a day and not have their body deteriorate.

    Hint mastering the mind is the meat and potatoes. Buddhism and then learning some jung, alchemy/high magick for westerners will help. Good luck!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Buddhism and then learning some jung, alchemy/high magick for westerners will help
      You didn't learn Buddhism if you found any "serious" "use" in the latter lol.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Enlightenment Speed Run:
    >Meta game before your run so you incarnate with the intention and goal of enlightenment. (You already did this probably)
    >Press Play, play game, attain 1M Enlightened pts.
    You won congrats

    Long version:
    >BE ME
    >ALIVE
    >hOW?
    >wHY?
    AAAAAAHHHHHHH
    >guess the game doesn't end?
    >What game do I want to play?
    (1B years of experimentation and play later)
    >I just want to be cozy and comfy with my infinite homies
    The end.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Op here am back I’m not the Killy yourself anon but I agree with them wholeheartedly
    funny how these threads bring out the biggest egos with superiority complexes which always stem from insecurity of one former another
    Like go live your life’s morons clearly this place isn’t helping you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked Based Holy 777

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always nice to come back with a good omen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You cant just intellectualise your way to enlighten. Buddha went through a great shock and Christ was crucified!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No shit moron who claimed that
      Or did you just assume that was implied cause that’s a pretty fricking stupid assumption

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So if i get a bad time on enlightenment, how do i unenlighten myself so i can try again? Its hard to get a world record speedrun when you only have one shot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just choose to forget your past and reincarnate we do it all the time

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Share it all. Give of what you have, and you'll be rewarded with much more. I no longer believe in secrets, just universal truths and a spirit of giving.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you give it all away, people just get stun locked with the overwhelming amount of information and ignore it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most anons can’t even be bothered to read something as long as pic related

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    quality bread OP thanks, let's keep it going

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I’m surprised this thread is still alive gg frens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      STOP DOING THIS GAY ASS FREE ASSOCIATION QABBALAH CROWLEY WAS WRONG THE GOLDEN DAWN WAS WRONG THE KIRCHER TREE DOESNT WORK AND THESE ATTEMPTS AT PLUGGING ASSOCIATIONS INTO DIAGRAMS ARE TRAPPING YOU

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Said a schitzo to a god

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're metapussical modlel ist le shite.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's even worse
    Go wang-tile in your RPG maker backgrounds

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To become enlightened find what your missing and do it. It doesn't matter if it's something absurd like eating the best foods, u have to do it and fulfill the desires and lose them. Once ur nullified of this earth u will gradually see an increase in wisdom

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are you supposed to do after reading/watching the linked stuff? I am getting kind of desperate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP (also didn't read the thread) but here are some suttas that will hopefully be helpful to you:

      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/SN/SN36_6.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/SN/SN35_88.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/SN/SN22_59.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/MN/MN20.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/KN/Khp/khp9.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/SN/SN51_15.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/SN/SN47_38.html
      https://www.dhammatalks.org/suttas/MN/MN10.html

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think you should do
      What did you learn

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THERE IS NO SPEED RUN. THERE JUST IS NOT.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah too much
    Just get high on weed and fight the Demons, then try acid, and see outside the cave.

    Meditation required tho
    (chanting the "unknown" or small chakras is faster than the main ones aka lam Vam ram etc) hemi sync is a cheat and pretty adictive too.

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