>So yeah I'm a freemason that put a key on a kite and it zapped thats how humanity discovered electricity, no more questions

>So yeah I'm a freemason that put a key on a kite and it zapped thats how humanity discovered electricity, no more questions
There's something we're not being told.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of american history is a lie

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what are gayreeks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont's forget the ramensch

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not how electricity was discovered you mongoloid. It's how lightning was confirmed to be electricity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your teacher told you you just stopped paying attention. daydreaming has been a chronic problem throughout your life. after hearing the initial evocative imagery it was always going to be the case that you stopped listening. i hope you can reflect on this and improve. have a good day/night OP.

      Federal agents have entered the thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically, lightning isn't electrical

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Expand please.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, it's a fairytale from some shitty book like all the legends about Christopher Columbus people still think are real. His experiment wasn't the first, he just recorded it in America.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_experiment

  4. 2 months ago
    Seanonymous

    your teacher told you you just stopped paying attention. daydreaming has been a chronic problem throughout your life. after hearing the initial evocative imagery it was always going to be the case that you stopped listening. i hope you can reflect on this and improve. have a good day/night OP.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >metal resonating
    >path of least resistance
    >if there is a line we can meter is
    >but tesla has a way to show that each human can believe in a free electricity out of air
    how far back does our timeline need to go? humans are slaves without all being taught about this
    Freedom of religion was falsely given. Education is not accessible. They want us to be suggestible to any propaganda

    • 2 months ago
      Rudolph Lecroix

      Um you know what I'm starting to think..........fricking, this Asimov guy, mighta been onto something, current term might be "based".....still ya'll need to learn psychohistory(?)....assuming.... I mean............crumbling empire.......we are kinda (and I mean all of us, like drop your ego for a sec, like if we really think it through I mean we are accustomed to the slavery, dont get it wrong, wage cage?, like if we were some resource planet?)....I mean.....mumble mumble.....then there's.......and pyramids and Antarctica........mumble mumble ......I mean we are finding stuff....rumors here and there..... logically.....someone or something put them there....mumble mumble...where would you store the information....mumble

      Holy frick

      Oh dear g-

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is something that happened that took control away from something better and we are going back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically they have the secret to free energy for all but we're kept here on earth so they can run their artificial funny money hierarchy games so they can feel powerful when in reality they're just a bunch of turds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically they have the secret to free energy for all but we're kept here on earth so they can run their artificial funny money hierarchy games so they can feel powerful when in reality they're just a bunch of turds.

      and that source is probably God so that explains the revolution. they just hate God. its really that simple.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's something we're not being told.
    We were told, you just didn't listen.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The point of Franklin's kite experiment was to prove that lightning is an electrical phenomenon, he didn't discover electricity!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You took the bait.
      This thread is bait.
      sage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's deliberate misinformation created by a shit disturber that's being spread to say something about masons and their deep dark 'sekrits'. It's BS, and I just had to say that it's BS! It's probably just a bot, but they're getting better.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's something we're not being told.
    >The fundamental frequency of the Schumann resonances vibrates at 7.83 Hz or roughly eight times per second.
    >This key frequency is maintained by a global electrical circuit.
    >This circuit has three main generators:
    >the solar wind entering the magnetosphere
    >the ionospheric wind
    >and in thunderstorms occurring predominantly around the equator as well as the rest of the globe with lightning strikes happening thousands of times per minute.
    >This creates a constant current of thousands of amperes transferring positive charge to the upper atmosphere (ionosphere) and negative charge to the surface of the earth.
    >The earth's surface is, therefore, inundated with enormous amounts of free electrons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel so fricking manic and alive during thunderstorms.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahah me too wtf

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Famous powerful historical figures banged prostitutes drank and did drugs all day and were literally controlled by demons/ET/extra-dimensional. Then they tell us plebs simplistic wholesome lil bedtime stories in history books to put us to sleep.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      one single event here recounted without the stupidity of a fedora is St. Catherine, and the object of the vision was to signify that Christ was truly human

    • 2 months ago
      ARCANA_INCARNATE

      Hoes go down.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the people venerated by trad /misc/ types are the worst degenerates of all
      Hitler, Mussolini, Mosley and Evola all drugged to the gills and coombrained

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure they're rolling in their graves at the opinion of the autistit internet plebian. This post will be remembered for generations to come as the work of a great man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have a warped understanding of your boogeyman. Maybe tune into reality a little bit more instead of marinating in the strawmen you made up as mental punching bags to not give your ideology many challenges.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to your dick touching thread you fricking pedophiles?
    Did the Black person get tired of posting it?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do I get the start killing you homosexuals?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. lizard parasite that thinks hes a god in the flesh aristocrat

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's something we're not being told
    Yes you're a bunch of corrupt homosexuals who are going to be exterminated.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they left this part out:

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how he supposedly used a key.. a common masonic symbol. Instead of a random piece of metal.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atlantis had electricity
    The Templars knew this and the Freemasons sought (and found) it. The idea that only in the last couple of centuries of human existence have we been able to induce current in a conductive material using magnetism is a laughable one.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electricity was already widely theorized all he did was a proof of concept and it might be falsely attributed

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freemasons were responsible for le everything because... ancient cultures used math to build things and... we like math and... we think we're related to the Temple of Solomon and Nimrod and the Tower of Babel let's take all the Bible verses other people don't use and assume they're talking about us, this club of people who knew how to use math to build things and... this hypothetical club that must have existed must have also known math in ancient Egypt, so they must have also built the pyramids. Yes, our club is responsible for literally everything that's ever been built in every culture that has ever existed because... people built things with math. Also demons.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And because the Hebrews and Greeks probably interacted with the Egyptians... then they were really into the Egyptians... who worshipped the gods... so that's why they know math. So it was the Egyptian gods who must have been responsible for everything so we'll worship them and not tell anyone because it might ruffle their feathers. And because lots of cultures believe different things, let's assume they're all really worshipping the Egyptian gods and just got the names mixed up or something. So... all religions must be related with this common element. So... our club is responsible for all religions, all cultures, all histories, and because those cultures used math and science to get things done, let's take credit for that too. Yes, our club is responsible for all cultures, civilizations, history, science, math, you name it. It was all our super special club that must have existed and communicated through secret handshakes. So everyone can thank their existence to this club. Because we're responsible for literally everything. We invented gravity.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All those stupid goy I mean mundanes. Going to church every Sunday. They're too stupid to know all those Bible verses are actually referring to our super secret club. And the United Kingdom. The United States. That was all referring to us and our super secret club. We're responsible for all of human civilization. People just don't know any better. Stupid people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a feature that lets you see whether op was circumcised by his israeli pedophile father would be pretty cool

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for whatever reason it was decided

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz Mesopotamians n' shieet.
    We wuz Sumerians n' shieet
    We wuz Akkadians n' shieet.
    We wuz Phoenicians n' shieet.
    We wuz Babylonians n' shieet.
    We wuz Caananites n' shieet.
    We wuz Israelites n' shieet.
    We wuz Buddhists n' shieet.
    Wu wuz Hindus n' shieet.
    We wuz Arabs n' shieet.
    We wuz Egyptians n' shieet.
    We wuz Greeks n' shieet.
    We wuz Romans n' shieet.
    We wuz Crusaders n' shieet.
    We wuz French n' shieet.
    We wuz British n' shieet.
    We wuz Canadian n' shieet.
    We wuz American n' shieet.
    We wuz EVERYTANG.

  21. 2 months ago
    The Antichrist

    >why was it a key?
    >

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz like the Druids that built Stonehenge n' shieet.
    And the Knights Templar that raided Jerusalem n' shieet.
    And the israelites who built the temples we raided n' shieet.
    And the Ancient Egyptians that built the pyramids n' shieet.
    And the israelites n' shieet.
    And the Nazis n' shieet.
    We wuz EVERTANG.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the po-lice.
    All the scientists.
    All the mathematicians.
    All the philosophers.
    All the architects.
    All the city planners.
    All the gangsta rappers.
    All the movie makers.
    All the politicians in da gubment.
    Dat wuz us.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz pythagoras n' shieet. We invented triangles. Y'all wouldn't know what the frick to do without triangles n' shieet.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz like, in Atlantis n' shieet. Y'all don't know about Atlantis. Y'all too stupid to know bout dat.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every scientific invention.
    Every scientific discovery.
    Yeah dat wuz.
    Dat wuz us.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz like Shakespeare, n' like, all dem classical composers and like, the whole Age of Enlightenment, n' like, all that shit you study in school n' shit. Yeah dat wuz us.
    We invented all of Western civilization.
    We invented math.
    We invented electricity.
    Y'all be nothin' without us.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All dem religious buildings, dem cathedrals n' shit. Yeah. Dat wuz us. We don't even know how we did it no mo'.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    See all dem buildings wit pillars made outta marble n' shit. Dat's why all dem banks and gubment buildings look like dat. Cuz we built dem too. We be just like dem Greeks, Romans, Mesopotamians, cuz they all built shit like that. So we them, dog. We all dem ancient civilizations n' shieet.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We invented math n' science n' shieet. Y'all don't know 'bout dat. Dat's why you dumb.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz astronauts n' shit dawg. Went to the moon n' shit. Y'all too dumb to get ta the moon. Cuz y'all don't know nothin' bout math n' shit.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz all dem actors, all dem musicians, pop stars, rock stars, all dem famous celebrities n' shit. They had to suck our dicks. Every one a dem.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We built Solomon's Temple. I know that for a fact because we pretended like we did.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're like the original Knights Templar because we play with swords and threaten to kill each other. That's how you know it's legit.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This trowel? It's the magical flaming sword that protected the Garden of Eden. So cool.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “Electricity was rediscovered in Byzantium after the Phoenicians collapsed the western Roman Empire and the eastern went on for another 1000 yrs cause Phoenicians weren’t allowed in politics, finance or education. It’s been hidden for awhile but it’s the mystery school Tesla comes out of.”

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Getting an obelisk tombstone so I can go to the real afterlife. You guys don't know what you're missing out on.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    electricity literally didn't even exist before Americans found out how it worked
    yes this makes sense

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