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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I manipulate chakras to turn myself and others heterosexual?

    • 2 months ago
      Son of Man

      If you can imagine it it can be done

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step 1: be attractive
      Step 2: don’t be unattractive.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The way you boast and the manner in which you appear to elevate yourself above others indicates that you either:
    >A) Haven't reached the center, yet
    >B) Have reached the center, and haven't integrated the experience yet
    >C) Are pursuing the Left Hand Path, and are only interested in helping others insomuch as it helps you

    >father, why do my thoughts persuade me to esteem myself highly, and compare myself with those whose conduct is more excellent than mine, and to despise them as if they were inferior to me?
    >In a great house there are not only vessels of gold and silver, but also of wood and earthenware; and if anyone purifies himself from what is ignoble, then he will be a vessel for noble use, consecrated and useful to the master of the house, ready for any good work

    • 2 months ago
      Son of Man

      Allot of projecting mr 666

      whats the meaning of life?

      That squishy part of a girls thigh that sticks out of tight thigh highs

      But there is no meaning outside of love so just make your own meaning

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't embrace the lhp
        >uses a trip
        And to think that for even a fraction of a second i thought you were based

        • 2 months ago
          Son of Man

          I’m just a djed and life is a nightmare;^p

          [...]
          Thx

          Np

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree he seems insufferable, but perhaps he is desperately looking for a place in life. Many people are in that situation, combine that with lower social skills and you may get these threads.

      • 2 months ago
        Son of Man
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not norm

          • 2 months ago
            Son of Man

            Ok norm

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the meaning of life?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What calendar do you use?

    • 2 months ago
      Son of Man

      Just a regular one nothing fancy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Gregorian? No good uy amigo, no good...

        Do not fall for the Time is Money Trap.

        • 2 months ago
          Son of Man

          Time is an illusion is just a construct of the mind

          Is reptilians really real or is just the reality i am in

          Yes and no

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like reptilians are just a symbol/archetyoe with many values depending on who you ask
            Now do 3d living breathing lizard people exist sure anything is possible but it’s nothing if put my faith into

            Thx

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Redpill me on demon calendars, please. I'll draw you a card from my oblique strategies deck, to give you a slice of my secrets

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only alternative calendars I am aware of are:
            -The Funny French Revolution Calendar
            -Dreamspell Calendar. AKA Thirteen Moon 28 Day calendar

            Gregorian Time is fricked because it is permanently linked with the Time is Money Trap. As in each day in Gregorian Time is linked to money, directly or indirectly.

            Week Days = days where one sells their body and time for money
            WeekEnds = days where one rests in order to sell their body and time for money the following week

            Holidays = Holy Day, day where religion gets in the way of working

            Bank Holiday = self-explanatory

            Month = One Twelth of a Financial Year

            Year = Unit of Time utilized for Tax Accountancy

            and so on...

            The Dreamspell Calendar describes each day with a short poem. It is beautiful and detaches the day itself from the linkage of money by only ever referring to time and growth. The unit of time (13 times 28) is relative to the Moon, which is irrelevant to money. As for the "demonic" aspect, some say the moon is the pivot for demonic activity on earth. Witchcraft as the obvious example.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Demon comes from an old root meaning 'knowing one'. Christians are morons, no offense. So you're saying the lunar calendar is better. I tend to agree. There's other calendars, like the olympiad and pythian calendar. They count larger intervals. There's also the old anus mundi (might be wrong on spelling) calendar, the hebrew calendar, etc. i do agree with you (and jason archaix) that we are enslaved by calendars. I'll pull a card for your efforts.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is reptilians really real or is just the reality i am in

  6. 2 months ago
    Son of Man

    Like reptilians are just a symbol/archetyoe with many values depending on who you ask
    Now do 3d living breathing lizard people exist sure anything is possible but it’s nothing if put my faith into

  7. 2 months ago
    Son of Man

    So who’s gonna suck my frick

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the black swirly mean if i see it with my eyes closed. What are the chances I get fricked by the Universe's fat wiener if I were to bend over and receive the transmission?

    • 2 months ago
      Son of Man

      Just the swirling force of reality
      You receive by letting go

      Can you give me an example on
      >Something Wrong.
      >Something impossible.

      Nothing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing
        How is nothing both impossible and wrong?

        • 2 months ago
          Son of Man

          Nothing is wrong nothing is impossible

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nothing is wrong nothing is impossible
            Yes, but why is nothing both impossible and wrong?

          • 2 months ago
            Son of Man

            Because nothing is impossible or wrong

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Because nothing is impossible or wrong
            Ehh? You better be able to elaborate on your statement here.

          • 2 months ago
            Son of Man

            There’s nothing to elaborate

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There’s nothing to elaborate
            That´s both impossible and wrong though...

          • 2 months ago
            Son of Man

            Nothing is

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems impossible to get a straight answer from you. Are you perhaps afraid of being wrong?

          • 2 months ago
            Son of Man

            nothing is wrong

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you give me an example on
    >Something Wrong.
    >Something impossible.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know where the circle is? If so, where?

  11. 2 months ago
    Son of Man

    Also the regular calandra is pretty magical 7 gods if the week 12 archetypes of the months ect
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week#:~:text=The%20days%20were%20named%20after,%2C%20and%20Saturn%20(Cronus).

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just fYI,
    This is the same exact anon who claimed to be the only one of us anons who has ever achieved enlightenment,
    Yet this is the 3rd or 4th troll post from this OP and now he says he’s going to unlock your butt chakras and it has ran 200+ replies?
    Janitors come on now, this is the type of garbage low effort bullshit that makes people dislike this board

    • 2 months ago
      Son of Man

      I never claimed any such thing and ding be mad at my ability to open up butthole chackras

  13. 2 months ago
    Son of Man
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet ya can’t see the symbolism behind the gif.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many butthole chakras have you unlocked?

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