Should I sell my soul to a demon to become a genius author? Or should I do some other spell to get a higher iq

Should I sell my soul to a demon to become a genius author?
Or should I do some other spell to get a higher iq

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Or should I do some other spell to get a higher iq
    Read a lot, think a lot, visualize a lot, contemplate a lot, reflect a lot, solve a lot, teach a lot, work out regularly, eat healthy and drop goyslop. Good spells, I highly recommend these.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want this on a placard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it needs to be plastered all over society in an ad campaign, seriously folks, goyslop is fricking deadly. It comes in so many forms too. I don’t think folks have really seen what that fast slop does to wild animals getting into the trash, if the wild animals had health insurance their vital signs from repeated goyslop exposure would qualify them for a mobility scooter and a sleep apnea machine to put it lightly. Lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen the horror. I believe Nietszche is mostly a waste of time, but I feel like a fricking ubermensch by virtue of walking on my own two feet every time I enter a walmart.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to make Hex a mommy so bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but how do I become a famous writer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Write.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon given how careless you seem, I feel like if you tried to sell your soul you'd get ripped off super hard. Please don't do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Careless???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. If I were a demon and you came to me with this deal:
        >Should I sell my soul to a demon to become a genius author?
        I would make you a genius author with brilliant skill but not give you any popularity or audience just to troll you. And then you would still be my property. You are careless, and it seems you only pursue this out of vanity anyway, so double careless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I would make you a genius author with brilliant skill but not give you any popularity or audience
          That's what I want

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >selling your soul this late in the game
    Honestly, it's better if you morons die off.
    Gross moronation across the board.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting in your shadow to beat the frick out of the demon and you if you try homosexual

    Frick demons and frick you
    >John 3:16 boys, John 3:16

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't sell your soul, first of all. You just damn yourself. You can be undamned at any time, no demon has any right to your soul. My advice would be not to work with them at all. It's stressful and they ride you hard. They don't want to just give you things and vanish, cackling as they await your death. They want to stick around and instruct you. Be your teacher, your boss, larp as your friend. They're incredibly manipulative. You will go to hell if you never repent, where they'll take personal pleasure in tormenting you for eternity. You are basically considering inviting a manipulative sociopath who cannot instantly grant you the skill you desire and can see what you're doing at all times into your life to write a stupid book, then going to hell to get tortured by them forever. Just practice. That's all they'll tell you to do anyway. They might manipulate circumstances in your favor at most, but other than that, they're just butthole teachers who smack your knuckles with their metaphysical ruler until you write something competent and give them credit for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey it's a better reason than me who just likes having them around cause I get lonely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have an internet connection. You could be posting from Antarctica and there would still be better options than playing with demons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What can I say? I've never been known to make good decisions.
          But friends are friends. And friends never abandon friends. 😉

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cute. Try making some of flesh and blood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the anon who posted that and I have the same problem. It's a bad position to be in, a relationship with something that can feel nothing but hatred for you but is willing to pretend to like you for attention and to guarantee your damnation. I never should have talked to the fricking thing. But it's here now, and it knows me better than most people. It's literally the devil I know. I empathize anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah anon, they can genuinely value your friendship, don't be so cynical!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They are literally incapable of having anything but negative emotions anon, the closest thing they can get to joy is the sadistic pleasure they get from seeing humans in pain. They're extremely old and extremely intelligent, they know exactly how to seem to like you. They don't value you as anything other than an outlet to interact with the material world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well, so?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey frick it man it's your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Goethe may have been on to something. God protect us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He certainly was. Faust is exactly everyone's experience with demons, unless you're very stupid or just evil yourself. It will be your very best frenemy. You will hate it and need it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Summon a sucubus
    Make her do only fans
    Money comes rolling in
    After you become successful, tell th this is where your idea came from.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No because you go to hell when you die

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hex.... Noooo..... ;o;
    I don't recommend it but if you're dumb enough to try then I suggest you go about it responsibly. Get an appraisal for it first before you sign any contracts. See if you can get anything better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about the appraisals

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your soul is the perceiver/doer/I am/thing-seeing-it-all. You technically can't sell it, since its not a tangible thing.
    >The closest you can do is make a contract with a higher being. But they'll follow you in future lives (why people get abductions and possessions).
    >Another way is "spiritual materialism" (basically using occult/spirituality/magic/etc to focus on the material and ignore the divine).
    Typically how this looks is:
    A shadow elite abuses a kid in order to "sympathetically" enhance thier prana/chi/chakras/etc. This gives the elite a massive flow of life-energy (chi), I'm talking vortex-hurricane levels of energy (this is why the frickers can work 20 hour days and deal with insane stress and live 100 years).
    BUT, when they die, they go straight to a hell of their own creation (due to misusing divine power)

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