Shia LaBeouf Gave Us A Weapon To Use In The End Times

DEAD SERIOUS:

Shia LaBeouf gave us a weapon to use in the End Times. Don't laugh. Just listen.
Download this clip from YouTube right now:

>save it to your phone
>make it into an mp3 and save it as a ringtone
>set an alarm with this ringtone and set it to repeat over and over
>"Christ Is Lord" HURTS them
>even if you're in a situation where you can't speak, you can make the alarm play it over and over again
>THEY WILL FRICKING RUN FROM YOU

Shia, you are redeemed, fren.
I know we fricked with you pretty hard a few years ago, but look at it this way:
It was the greatest game of Capture The Flag of all time.
Thank you, brother.
Heed these words, frens.
This shit is for real and you all need Christ on your side.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shia Lebouf
    >ultimate weapon
    TIL running and screaming at high decibels is the ultimate weapon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also need a good exorcism mp3

      https://i.imgur.com/6Fydkk8.png

      Incredibly based post. Too bad religion is fricking fake. But if God was real this shit would be kino. I mean frick...it still kind of is kino.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Religion is mostly bullshit but "God" is very much real, it's just ineffable so the teachings get corrupted over time to be complete nonsense

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the truest post i have read in this thread.
          We may be born far apart but our source is the same.
          Whatever religion you choose to believe, just be good, do good by others and yourself.
          Be not afraid of changing yourself, change can mean devastation just as it can mean bettering one's own self. How you approach it is upto you.

          Occult practices and practices surrounding religious super powers are very much real though.
          It's just very difficult finding someone who's a proper initiate at times.
          Despite the term "occult" having gained a very bad connotation, having occult powers is no different from owning a gun.
          Sure you can take it out there and kill a bunch of people if you're a psychopathic maniac but you could also be shooting as a sport, merely to better yourself.

          Unlike a gun however, occult powers can be used to provide when all hope seems lost through conventional means.
          You won't be able to quantify it using scientific methods and even if you can it won't paint a full picture.

          Spiritual superpowers are not supernatural.
          They are actually supernormal.

          Good day to you anon 😀

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything is magic isnt it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the gold kind stranger

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >common religion is not real
            >but THIS religion I found and its practices are real!

            You guys are so sad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          agreed, why have I never met anyone in person who agrees with this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with it thats why i read other religions besides the bible. I read gnosticism hinduism tons of mythology you name it. If i like something i use it. I think im considered a deist. I think you can learn about god anywhere

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i would recommend some simple googling and skimming of wikipedia articles to establish a solid foundation of what i speak, look into the basics of gnosticism, islamic prophecy, hinduism, buddhism, the lost gospels the church labeled "heretical", ancient judaic mysticism, and the parallels of messiah figures in the cult religions or "mythologies" of the tribes of the ancient world

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd recommend some simple googling and skimming of wikipedia articles to establish a solid foundation of what i speak, look into the basics of gnosticism, islamic prophecy, hinduism, buddhism, the lost gospels the church labeled "heretical", ancient judaic mysticism, and the parallels of messiah figures in the cult religions or "mythologies" of the tribes of the ancient world

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up! Say Christ is lord! Say it!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          God is the realest of the real my friend. Thats the whole idea of a higher power its ok they will learn phinehas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tipical brainrotted individual; sees the meaning, but do not act on meaningful activities because he's too intelectual. If you were honest with yourself you would know that Christ is king. homosexual.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also need a good exorcism mp3

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if we had the real name of god and his son they'd freak the frick out

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey ya'all tom cruise also took a cross in his new movie about a drug smuggler. Its in the plane scene

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy israeli man swearing and screaming.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl shia labeouf portrayin jesus in a movie would be kino

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so fricked in the head? The only reason people would be running is because you sound like a spergy lunatic.

    I respect your passion though. The sign of a true honorable autist.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fenga Papit

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is commie propaganda, it tangentially touches padre pio

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he’s not a homosexual anymore? Well good for him.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shia's Ultimate Weapon was prophecized in the original Transformers movie.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you know how to make the israelites seethe?
    >praise the name of another israelite
    >that will get em!
    Why are christcucks so fricking moronic?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twining was a converted Catholic

    Do with this what you will.

    >Om Namo Namorayanaya

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol
    >just spew this religious babble guys it totally works!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say Christ is Lord.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        christ is lord
        anakin is the chosen one
        harry potter is the boy who lived

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shia is an idiot but he's also got hustle and skills, and he's been through a lot of shit, largely due to his own folly but that's life. I think the dude is alright. I'd toss him a sammich if he went homeless, but he won't because as we established earlier he's not a lazy man

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weapon
    Anyone who terms a mantra a "weapon" in this context is hopelessly deluded

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it one step further, JESUS CHRIST, the only begotten Son OF God is LORD. THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT.

    Remember, Titles can be misinterpreted, hence, you have to make it clear that it is indeed Jesus Christ.

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