Seeking advice on how to go to the hazbin hotel hell

It doesnt matter if i have to die or cant come back. I dont feel like arguing with you if you dont think this is possible or likely. Go back to your moronic succubus or alien threads then if you dont care about this one. Need to know from people who have traveled to similar afterlifes or talked to someone from them. Need to know how to kill myself, on what day and time for most likely results or if theres a way to do it without killing myself. If theres anyway to reincarnate as a powerful overlord or at least not a weak human or imp. Anything to avoid while down there. I know i should avoid people like alastor but i am too attracted to stay away. I am going to kill valentino and vox if i have enough power and if alastor rejects me keep angels soul contract and date him but be nice to him. I would like to be a humanoid with ears, a tail or horns like alastor, not an animal or object creature. I am unsure how to sustain myself down there. I guess i will have to eat other demons. I obviously can't ask my friends about any of this even though they are very paranormally versed. Because then theyll know im going to kill myself most likely to follow through with this. I already pray to charlie and alastor with candles and a mat i got and they know that and one made fun of me a little yet he thinks his dream succubus is real. I have many dreams about hazbin and helluva boss that feel real. Advise me the best you can.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    c'mon kid, you know you can't browse EerieWeb if you're a minor

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think you should turn off your computer arnorn

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, youre definitely a fan of this gay as frick show.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit you not, I made a deal with alastor that I would die and go to his hell, which apparently is somewhere in sheol while vivs earth is in the Dreaming. so basically, if you don't die in the name of the devil, yet don't believe in Jesus, this will take you to sheol. the next step is to take a Mercury gateway to the plane of elemental fire, then to the "lava pits" where many compact hell dimensions are. one of these, typically denoted with a pentagram seal at the top in lieu of vivs pentagram with far more occult symbols surrounding it. then you must dive into the lava and you'll end up in the lake of fire outside of the pride ring.

    mind, you'll need to be a several thousand year old (or quantifiably as powerful) ghost to survive that trek.

    the more survivable yet far less easy route is to go searching through "the void" with vivs pentagram, there will be a planetoid with the soul of that pentagram. realize though, civ has it incomplete, so contemplate the planetoid itself to find it. the reason why this is so difficult is that "the void" is so huge and low energy it's well known as a great fukken place to hide shit, just a step above the Abyss for the simple reason that there's far less dangerous albeit still powerful shit.

    fun fact: silent hill is ALSO in the void.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shit, more that I think about it, why don't you just have the best of both worlds without time dilation and a loud of friends by mentally traveling there? I do it all the time with astral powers, you can even find out by looking at the pilot to find the astral anchor in the voice actors' brains.

      you could also accept me as a spirit guide. angel knows me so I bet he'd appreciate a bit of easy boy pussy. you'll be landing in about 2 months after the end of season 1, before the next time skip dilation effect when the next season drops.

      it works that way on account of causality. unseen forces from this world interact with ours. prophesy coalesces, and Lilith kind of dropped the ball since her and Sara were supposed to disallow anyone from entering.

      now if you'll allow me to leave, I'm in the middle of being double raped by my ex and the guy we both cucked.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    U sound like that Danny phantom moron that went postal. Calm down.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever see this plant out in nature you should dry it out and smoke it. It'll take you right to the hell you want, buddy.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, when you pass away you just get to kinda sift into wherever you're either needed or the places you naturally gravitate towards.

    People like the Habzin cast exist, it's just that they're actually kind of obnoxious to hang around. Not even joking.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you believe if you truly did, then your mind is just too young and your fear is caused by the belief in it, so chill it's not even how hell works irl.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to EerieWeb
    >every board hates this show and it's creator from before it was ever even animated
    >go to /x/; the board which especially hates this show and considers it demonic propaganda
    >expect to be greeted with open arms and "helped" to go to the magical world of a show created within the living memory of anyone born in the last 5 years

    You're the type of kid who willingly asks to be bullied, aren't you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be silly a troll is a troll whoever it goes can't change it's nature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up I love Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you aware this is a show written by an obese 30 years old lesbian who wants to say "wow angels bad demon good" making Adam a fratbro?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://t.me/vtuberJP

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of this is possible with astral travel. My Experience with fictional narratives is that like here you will be compressed into a somewhat beleivable form for said narrative and you constantly risk forggetting who you were or how u got there which can leave u in a somewhat double matrix situation though everywhere is easier to get out of then here.

    The difference between a dream and astral pojection is that a dream relies on the brain and always has that AI generated shit going on. Astral projection is like ur soul becoming a body somewhere else (once ur at that point) adopting that reality.

    You could then if u like where ur at, explore there for a near infinite amount of time. Reality shifting is hard and maybe impossible for humans at this point in the narrative. But just astral projecting there isnt too hard. I havent any experience with severing the silver cord.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Astral travel can be accomplished easily with sleep paralysis and deep meditation. Maybe take some nootropics to help focus in that state. Sleep paralysis can be induced by sleeping on ur back with something hard or stiff like a bar under the small of ur back. U can use ur hands in the handcuff possition if u need.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/h7oh5jW.jpg

      Astral travel can be accomplished easily with sleep paralysis and deep meditation. Maybe take some nootropics to help focus in that state. Sleep paralysis can be induced by sleeping on ur back with something hard or stiff like a bar under the small of ur back. U can use ur hands in the handcuff possition if u need.

      I'm interested, but most of my problems is I can't really get terribly deep in meditation.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pozzed

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great just what the world needs, some moron with all the obsession of Verbalase and the homosexualry of Randy Stair. kys

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I’m starting to finally understand this site’s problem after about ten years of use. EerieWeb should easily be the #1 place on the entire clear net that would be open and excited about this idea, but in practice, you just get a bunch of illiterate morons calling you a moron and comparing you to Randy Stair.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, anon, we should really indulge a kid in their fantasy dream about going to a troony reality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it’s as realistic as anything else, you tard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but at least we can try to keep the quality a little higher, when OP is older and he comes wanting a tulpa then we indulge him, not now while he is 13

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is a work of fiction and actual "Hell" (Netherworld or Lower Planes would be more accurate) and demons are nothing like how they are depicted in the show.
    Learn to astral project there are plenty of resources on /x/. It's a lot easier to see the lower planes than it is to see Heaven. I've seen them both. The one angel I saw was just doing their own thing and most demons are decent folk though you do get some bad apples.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    REPENT SINNER

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Hell is not subjective i will not allow you to "have this" thread and i will not "go back" its not that its not possible, its that what you want hell to be will always definitionally not be that. Hell is torment. The End.

    Now if you wish to discuss astral projecting to a custom sensorium that has the aesthetics and characters from hazbin hotel, we can talk. But abandon this "i want to physically travel to <insert version of hell here>" thats not how it works.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how it feels to chew cherry kool-aid

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