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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shop da whoop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never change EerieWeb

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit, I guess Texas-chan was legit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been fren 😉

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's the dragon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Das bae

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=NBrh_KHp-ba2tnJl

          Tiamat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >;)
        The mark of a "trickster". Also known as a liar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I missed it what did he say that makes you think this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37270058/#37272864

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Saturn return is coming up in the next year or so, I feel it coming at me like a freight train.

      I was like one of those Indian webms getting pwned by mine. Death threats but no rape threats. Trains man is very hard job saar

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it aimed at?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uranus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Castration beam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy whos late for work because his car broke down on the highway, asking himself if this day can get any worse (he's me)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bless

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dipshit in pic related

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Israel. Even Saturn has had enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earth

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I resist Saturn, may Jupiter inter him on the very lowest floor of Tartarus

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just prayed to him today, love this little fella so much...

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he bound

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He broke out, invented the Abrahamic religions, and rules the world in terms of harvesting prayer energy. I think most of the good Gods are on their planets or in the Sun currently.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he didnt break out, he just has power to give dreams and visions from his prison. when he does break out youre gonna see some serious shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s crazy you say this because I’ve literally had dreams about Saturn flipping it’s top towards earth, emitting a purple light, and thousands of little ships or something flying out of its top. I didn’t even know the fricker had an aurora. The storm is a portal, underneath it there is a giant crater filled with black obelisks that are as tall as skyscrapers. I saw this in a remote viewing session and it flashed to my brain like a photograph.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Saturn return is coming up in the next year or so, I feel it coming at me like a freight train.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen Z are experiencing Saturn conjunct Neptune and Saturn square Pluto right now. The generation will be transformed by it. Boomers are also currently experiencing Pluto oppose their natal Pluto, which means the end for them is nigh.

  8. 2 months ago
    Poimander

    Where is Muad'Dib?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is here. He is here.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Satan, I'm addressing you directly. You try ANYTHING and I will stomp on your fricking eyesockets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saturn isn't Satan. Saturn is merely the one who holds you accountable for your decisions. If you're afraid of that, you've probably done some Satanic things in the past. Repent to Saturn and make it your duty to right your wrongs by the sweat of your brow with no external validation or congratulations.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope its even the 6th planet from the sun

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Numerology is lowkey a israeli psyop to make Arabic numbers seem scary.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lowkey

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just a prank BRO

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Numerology goes hand-in-hand with Vedic astrology. Most numerologists are frauds who don't even know this.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I should have said gematria. But u rite.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't. You got this idea from a Carl Jung textbook. Pythagoras knew nothing of the Hindus

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chaldeans came before Pythagoras.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet Pythagoras invented Numerology. There is only one form of it, and that is the form taken by the Pythagorean system. Don't play games with me. You know not to whom you speak. I see through you. I see within you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            0/10 bait

            For the lurkers: you will learn the most using the Chaldean cipher but explore them all

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound more cringe unhinged than Gary The Numbers Guy.

            Jews

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound more cringe unhinged than Gary The Numbers Guy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But a Greek mathematician made it... Gematria isn't numerology...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Numerology exists in the same way math exists.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          6 isn't a Satanic number. Keep trying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally described what Satan is.
        >think mirror
        >NATAS
        >National Academy of Television, Arts & Sciences

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saturn is the planet of restriction, long term goals, and not being consumed by pleasures. Satan is the one who deceives you into being consumed by pleasures.

          People crave the Sun because it illuminates immediately, but Saturn illuminates through time. It puts you through the meat grinder so that after time has passed, we see and understand more clearly what has happened. After time the results of actions bear fruits, good or bad.

          Google "Saturn Dasha" calculator and then "Sade Sati" calculator to get a better understanding of how Saturn plays its role in your life.

          It doesn't necessarily want you to sin. It wants you to know thyself at the most nihilistic level so that you may recognize yourself as an inherent sinner to then rise above via spirituality. Sometimes the only way to reach that point is enduring the lowest of lows on a personal level.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice gaslighting, homosexual. Frick you and your Black person god Saturn

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone sins. Everyone lacks foresight at times. Everyone has inner turmoil. There's no gaslighting here. Be personally accountable for your actions. That's all Saturn demands and will reward or punish you accordingly.

          Your angry response personifies the Sun, Saturn's enemy. The sun illuminates immediately rather than over long stretches of time like Saturn. Everyone wants instant knowing (which the sun provides) but this inspires egoism and instant gratification. Saturn will temper your behavior to spare you future loss and embarrassment.

          If anything, the idea that Saturn is Satan is probably the psyop, as the ruling powers would rather their cattle be entangled in constant battles of ego and pride, which is what the Sun promotes. So long as the masses think Saturn is evil, they won't harness its energy for their benefit and instead self-destruct.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So long as the masses think Saturn is evil, they won't harness its energy for their benefit and instead self-destruct.

            AKA the bawdpocalypse

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Everlasting father
    of blessed gods and men,
    resourceful, pure and mighty,
    O powerful Titan,
    you consume all things
    and replenish them, too.
    Unbreakable is the hold you have
    on the boundless cosmos,
    O Kronos, begetter of time,
    Kronos of the shifting stories,
    child of Earth,
    child of starry Sky.
    In you there is birth and decline,
    O revered and prudent lord of Rhea,
    you are the progenitor,
    you dwell in every part of the world.
    I am a suppliant, hear my voice,
    O wily and brave one,
    and to a good life
    bring a blameless end.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue orb is coming !

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue meanies

      Yup

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Radio amateurs can build the Hexbeam as a multi-band antenna to cover different frequency ranges.

    I'm not saying it's an antenna, but what if it was sort of a gigant geoantenna.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shut the frick up, you. Go glaze plastic.

    Hey Satan, I'm addressing you directly. You try ANYTHING and I will stomp on your fricking eyesockets.

    That's the spirit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, you.
      wot m9? Finish your remarks.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry guys Wotan and I are gonna go whoop his ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... If Thor is Zeus... Then Odin IS Saturn...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there are roman accounts that likned Odin to mercury. Or said the germans worshiped mercury. Wednesday is wodans day and wednesday is also the planetary day of mercury.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro nice find

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    Negated

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adjusted

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's pretty cool

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gas giant
    >gas fills a vacuum
    fake and gay

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and this summer will be good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a good summer.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are all the stars?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn, such a silly dwarf. Thinks it’s still hot shit and everyone wants it. Keep telling yourself that Saturn, deep down you will never be as wanted as Jupiter. You’re old Saturn, and no longer pretty. Good luck in your girls night out I’m sure you’re gonna be in bed early and alone

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    saturn does that all the time, it's not special that there's an aurora on saturn. there's a larger aurora on jupiter and it looks cooler.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Praise Saturn Supreme Personality of Godhead!!!

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mum had a dream of a Kaaba with supernatural entities around it inside a huge room, and the same dream again recently. Could it be? Look how the aurora seems to circle the hexagonal storm

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i did wake him up. so it worked then,. praise god
    so destroying the spirit sleep stone woke him up. going to have write this down.
    lots of yelling and mahahaaa waves did it.

    wow what a werid thing to manifest in the real world didn't expect it to cross the veil.
    *shurg*
    well hopefully the expected result should happen then. humanity sould get out of the communism.
    lets wait.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn was the OG sun before earth and saturn collided with this current solar system. The sun rays were green/blue for millenia and we lost it. Wake up, children.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre a moron

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually fascinating that every decision I seem to make whether I'm conscious of making it or not is actually in furtherance of something apparently predestined to take place. Even when I think I'm rebelling against something predestined I'm not, it seems.

    Also I had an odd dream where an Asian woman grabbed me by the jacket on the street and pulled me along. I started getting weak and she finally let go and walked away as I cursed at her. I weakly threw my phone at her, it landing at her feet. She picked it up and set it on a table beside her and seemed as if she looked at me like, despite my being mad at her she somehow knew me or was only annoyed or disappointed with me. But i didnt sense hatred. Something like that. Anyways my hands tensed and my fingers curled up and I was almost paralyzed for a bit before returning to normal. Then the dream ended.

    I've had some voices tell me things recently. Trying to decrypt it as I thing I've upset something or need to do something specific. Something whispered about melchizedek was one. I should keep track of these things.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very interesting. I had a dream this morning that involved a beautiful Asian woman. I was searching for my missing wife and children while running from some entities that I couldn't quite ever identify. I entered her home to hide from said entities and instead of freaking out she helped me. It was as if she already knew this was going to happen. She knew where my missing wife and children were. She hid me from the entities pursuing me.

      She then took me to a place that seemed sacred where I was reunited with my wife and children, and people that I hadn't seen in 30 years. My wife explained to me that I would have to go through a spiritual ceremony where I and the Asian woman's souls would merge to prevent some sort of disaster.

      The ceremony was held at night in a place that I could only describe as an amphitheater. As the ceremony progressed the entities started to attack the people guarding the sacred area. Both sides were using weapons I've never seen using electrical energy except there was no apparent power source.

      The culmination of the ceremony happened as dawn broke. At that point I looked up at the sky and saw what I can only describe a a burst of trails from crafts or some other extraterrestrial objects came streaming through the atmosphere. Then I woke up. It was unreal yet so familiar like I had already been through all of it. Very intriguing to say the least.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatevers being beamed is gonna be amplified through the moon enjoy!

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah is just sleep farting

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's say I had direct contact with Saturn. What would be a question worth asking? Something bound to give profound insight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t make direct contact with Saturn, or at least not without being prepared. He has a very dark, depressing, and oppressive energy. It’s a “force of gravity”. When you attune to Saturnian energies the world becomes very bleak, you become heavy, paranoid, tired, depressed, and time passes slowly. You will gain wisdom and insight into your own mortality, the passage of time, and power/authority, but it comes at a cost.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fine with that energy. What's the cost?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any closer pics? That looks neat.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the coming age, all these various civilizational psyops will be nullified. Including the obscure which perpetuate themselves unduly. Reject the celestial bodies. Reject their false promises. Reject their misguided acolytes and cultists. Do away with them all. Let humanity govern itself and be itself. May humanity be free of all these limiting forces forever, to ascend in their own right and destiny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forces provide certainty. Is mankind really knowledgeable enough to lead themselves in the current age? Maybe to ruin.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always hearing this but the only evidence we have is how humanity acts with our "ever so stalwart benefactors" at the helm. It's like trying to see how micro plastics affect biology- can't be done. There's no control group. And the constant threats of ruin for thinking outside of these lines gives me all the more reason to suspect it's all just one giant shit test for grounds to exploit our trust.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >me and my group of guys will sail the ocean without the assistance of a map, the winds or even the ocean currents. We will surely make it where we intend to go

          Ok landlubber.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we would probably end up in a worse place than we are now, but frick it

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick that glowing hoola hoop ass homie gonna do?

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