Satanic cult in the forest behind my house?

I live in the US and there is this forest behind house.
Every Sunday night
I hear strange noises coming from within the
forest. It sounds like Gregorian chants of some sort, I don't know if that shit is Latin or
some other language but it sounds horrifying.
Sometimes I see red and blue lights moving
through the trees and bushes.
Sometimes I can hear them calling me
by my last name. I tried telling this to
my wife but she says they're just
teens or something. I am scared
because last sunday I heard an animal
screaming and as the scream continued
it began sounding like a pitched voice
human. I can't call the cops because there's
nothing I can show them, my wife ignores me
and I am afraid of exploring that place.
Any advice?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop being a pussy ass b***h before your wife leaves you
    explore the place
    gather evidence
    post it here
    until then, frick off

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AGREE WITH THE MF ON TOP

    Buy a gun bro, you might need it tbh
    put a camera, theres a a lot of cheaper cameras

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie we don't want your pictures of trees
        go find something worth looking at

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fsound this shit!! It's dead!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh god, not the AI dead cow

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick... that's an AI cow, OP. RUN THE FRICK OUT OF THERE HOLY SHIT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP is confirmed lost in the simulation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Goodbye anons...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick, discloure is upon boys

            is it truly over?????????????

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OP GET THE FRICK OUT NOW ITS AN AI COW

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            RUN AWAY FROM THE AI COW. ANON!!!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/EWAZa63.jpg

            His was not the one...moooh

            that's how it ends

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >muh modern heathenistic druid richual chants
            >muh human sacrifixes
            kys chik-fil-a christgay

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've lived in a more wooded area for many years and weird shit is common. Screams, weird lights, harsh animal screeches out of nowhere, etc. You get used to it after a while. I always assume it's either Skinwalkers or israelites/Muslims doing rituals and shit.

    There definitely is weird shit in the woods, everywhere in the world... BUT, my homie you probably a schizo if you feel them calling your name and you see so much shit, yet your wife claims its just "teens".

    Grab a camera, a weapon and go into the fricking woods next time you hear something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems normal...should I go deeper?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's enough. It's just trees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's either Skinwalkers or israelites/Muslims doing rituals and shit
      my sides

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His was not the one...moooh

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on /x/

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is too late.
    OP is lost

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a rave. Be cool and don't report them like a Karen.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this should help you translate some of what they are saying.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP should buy a remote controlled drone with camera

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a clear vantage point and unload on them with an AR-15.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon i'm sorry to tell you this but your wife is with them, it's obvious by her gaslighting.

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