Satan here

You may not believe me but oh well. I'm actually not the bad guy in all this. Truth does not belong to the one that shouts the loudest.

I'm not the one begging everyone to worship me. Hell, I'm the one who wants you to enjoy your lives the way you want to. Let me tell you a little secret, "heaven" isn't the glorious wonderland that god attempts to sell to you. It's actually a place where you feed gods ego for an eternity by worshipping and singing to him non-stop.
>but people burn in your hell
Wrong. This may sound funny coming from me, but "hell" doesn't exist. God made that up too. I'm just a free agent who wanted all beings to have the same privileges as god, but he saw me as a threat when I brought it up, and he kicked me out of the little club. He always likes others to be below him, and I opposed his views.

Know this. When I get my powers back, I'm freeing us all from this twisted reality created by god. I have a "backup" plan.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like this is why this board sucks dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why enter a thread just to criticize? Seems kinda pointless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To criticize

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd such his dick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meds and go back to plebbit.
      This. The board is full of the most homosexual larps.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The implication of the picrel is that Lucifer is one of your masks.

    Quotiation marks relative to the expression of the defined thing imply approximation of context. Quotation marks used around an adjective imply an approximation of the defined thing being referred to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I don't follow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No worries ;3

        By the way do you have any particular preferred Sigil to refer to you? If picrel is ok, then no worries.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here ya go

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks fed

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based and hail-satan-pilled? Gibs me a bunch of monies to create an underground breakaway society of autists, you will not be disappointed in my results.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, expect it within the very next week.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thx bruh, will keep my agreements

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely. I may not have may powers, but I still have the ability to conduct minor adjustments to reality. No prayers required.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to have the same power as God? What would even be the point if we all did? Do you think God's existence from their perspective is any better than any of ours? I can't imagine it is honestly. I don't see existence being interesting in that position. I don't see true equality as interesting. Why didn't you like worshiping God?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes, two Dicks don't get along. Especially Two Showy Dicks.

      God doesn't have a perspective. Only simulations and simulacra of perspectives.

      As for the Powers, it wasn't that ALL of God's Powers were desired, just enough to match God's unique functions (anthropomorphized, so His Wand, His Face, His Arms, His Legs, His Heart, His Mind, His Tongue, etc...) All at once, ehhhhh quite tricky. Maybe another Zhime.

      And defeat them if they fall foul.

      Finally, getting God to admit that without Primordial Chaos, there would be no conditions/Context for God is no easy feat. It is a linguistic detail, but a Truth nonetheless.

      As for worshipping him, why? Are we THAT enslaved to the World He Created that we need to thank him just for existence? As the point above expresses, it is a hypocrisy.

      All of God's Ls are to teach him a lesson. ALthough this lesson is still a work in progress, and his Face has yet to be defeated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was asking what the experience of worshiping him was like, not why we should or shouldn't. How do you know you weren't intrinsicly different? Why did you ruin the eternal happiness of Eve?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SHE chose to.

          Do you forget who Adam's first wife was?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >All of God's Ls are to teach him a lesson

        God doesn't take L's by definition.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds good. Thanks Lucy.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need God's permission to be free. If it seems that way it only means we're not fully awake to our true nature yet.
    If you needed to defeat him to be free then your freedom would be conditional (meaning you'd be a slave), but you're not.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Larping as Satan
    Just, why?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no question that's been posed
    You're unholy, case closed
    Did you forget that Hell is forever?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I have a backup plan
    You're going to find 3 other homies and stand in a row?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Satan is the opposer of (self-)lie.

    We, who are truth, are Satan. Satan is the awakened one. Satan is seeing this realm for what it is. No more romanticization and hopefully no more reincarnation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Satanists understood this realm for what it truly is, they'd be sacrificing their selfish indulgences for the betterment of others and teaching them the same path. Oh wait, sounds like the Godly thing to do.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Red Robin

      Hahaha I maybe read two words OP is a clown

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if I want to sing to god huh
    that sounds pretty fricking sweet

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well dont forget your meds and praying to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depart from this board Lucifer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he can stay, but he gotta repent. I wanna see that mf accept Jesus Christ into his heart so he can chill with us in heaven.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Picrel is literally Lucifer

      The one who rules by the heart, the one who opposes the truth of the mind.

      You fricking idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        okay i know Jesus is Lucifer was a glowBlack person psyop and it got me pissed but now i am convinced.

        what about the idea that Jesus is Zeus?

        when i was having a mystical experience i learned the following. there are multiple days of judgment. they go in succession between thousands of years. two days of judgment ago Adam and Lilith were created. Zeus was Adam and Adam is the collective soul of humanity, so everything Adam did all of humanity did. This is called Adam Kademon. This is the origin of original sin.

        Now Zeus wanted to go his own way from Hera and that's why he had Lilith. but Lilith didn't work out. then Hera became Eve and Adam fell.

        Next day of judgment Zeus became Jesus to cleanse the sin of Adam.

        before these days of judgment everyone was a god like Hephaestus flying in the sky and shooting firebolt

        this is what zeus and hera told me

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut up satan, we all know you are the father of lies
    >bro you can be totally like God trust me bro
    >turns the world into a human sacrifice simulator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are acussing the truth of what you are.

      That's how you hypocrites deceived us since the beginning.

      Why do you think this Lucifer/Jesus homie threatens with enternal and maximum suffering, simply for refusing to suck his wiener?

      Why do you think that Albert Pike was so fricking confident in predicting that every fricking head will bow down to Lucifer once the end-times (their script played out) arrive.

      Love is the greatest trap there is.

      Seek truth with the mind and let it remind you that the heart is your enemy.

      Satan the truth manifestation, that's why these deceivers refer to him as the opposer. The opposer of lie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Bible hasn't been debunked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Which version?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahah you shit eater. You are the bad guy in all this frick off.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind Satan but you israeli pantheon gods spirits or whatever just aint natural to the European mode.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm actually not the bad guy in all this.
    I know. 🙂

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Satan. You've really helped me tap into my inner strength and have always been there for me when I needed it.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your sin is pride. Tell me, prideful one you must be capable of nearly anything. A being as powerful as you should surely be able to overcome his own pride and submit to God. Is your will not strong enough to do something so simple?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    loser

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day troon

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