Pssst, anyone know where I can get a time machine?

It's been a little while since the last time travel thread. C'mon glowie lurker anon, I know your superiors mistreat you and you have a moral objection to how they are hoarding time travel knowledge. Just spill the beans on time travel and you will feel better plus It's the right thing to do.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How quickly can you get to Ontario?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you try the vaults below the vatican?

      It is hidden at Skin Walker Ranch above the triangle. I can't access it anymore because the powers to be took away my power to vibrate at the frequency that my ship is vibrating at. This frequency is foreign to your land and I and my ship are from another dimension.

      So we got Ontario, under the Vatican and Skin Walker Ranch. I guess we should summarily add the Bermuda Triangle, Area 51, and Antarctica.

      To add to this, the guy who invented time travel manipulated time so that it loops endlessly in such a way that he invents time travel before anyone else every single time and nobody else gains access to it

      I read that protocol and it ended with a warning...

      The time travelers don't share time travel with anyone but their past selves.

      To be fair this is probably the most prudent way to go about time travel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, being the person that invents time travel and causes the time loop puts a huge target on your back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No
        >Bermuda Triangle, Area 51
        Hell No
        >Antarctica
        If you want to go to hell. Antarctica
        >Amazing Ontario Native Hub
        >Vatican No Time machine here, only a index archive of old time. No future time here.
        >Skin Walker Ranch not what it appears to be at first but it is the first alien contact in the world and it is forgotten history, concealed by the Federal Government to preserve the species that lives there.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never thought Santa was a time traveler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you think he drops off 8 billion presents in 8 hours?

      By folding space.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you go higher in the vibration you go fast

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a cool image. It reminds me of some of the Gödel models I've seen. Picrel and https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Goedels-universe-with-a-time-travelers-time-like-life-line-indicated-The_fig2_23419658

        "Gödel's universe with a time-traveler's (time-like) life-line indicated. The timetraveler's acceleration is bounded (but cannot be zero). The time-like curve C stays always inside the light-cones and spirals back to the past as m observes it. This is possible because the light-cones far away from the t-axis are so much tilted that they reach below the horizontal plane."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > How the frick do you think he drops off 8 billion presents in 8 hours?

        Okay I’m listening, how does he know if you’ve been naughty or nice?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The time travelers don't share time travel with anyone but their past selves.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this 'time' in the room with us right now anon?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To add to this, the guy who invented time travel manipulated time so that it loops endlessly in such a way that he invents time travel before anyone else every single time and nobody else gains access to it

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you try the vaults below the vatican?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is hidden at Skin Walker Ranch above the triangle. I can't access it anymore because the powers to be took away my power to vibrate at the frequency that my ship is vibrating at. This frequency is foreign to your land and I and my ship are from another dimension.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want to time travel, nothing you do can change anything of importance. There's Angels that govern things like this. Trust me, there have been time travelers trying to frick with the course of my life and they failed, badly.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel is best done with esoterics and not a machine. And it's easiest to move forward to decide the future, the past can only be changed in some certain places.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And it's easiest to move forward to decide the future
      That's very, very wrong. They think they can change things but they really can't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on how valid the future is. If you managed to connect different locations and create a network, then make people believe this future is inevitable. (Like they did in Ukraine, but turns out one Jesuit in future Kiev doesn't beat 500k Russian grunts today.)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why it’s incredibly important that you lay the groundwork for everyone to have the best possible future. Anything you do to clean up wreckage or make a space beautiful or safe or help others matters no matter how small it seems . You’re a step ahead of anyone who goes out of their way to hurt people or get in their way . Never think it doesn’t matter.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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