PROTIP: It's a documentary

We never went to the moon and you're a fricking zombie idiots if you've been suckered by the obvious brainwashing that we did:

PROOF: Even though this movie exists demonstrating exactly how few people would have to know it was fake, the NASA shills keep on saying bazillions of people would have to know about the 'muh conspiracy' and they would have leaked it by now.
But even when people who worked at NASA, test pilots, and even astronauts leak shit, they discount that as if it's not evidence anyway.

Who else is sick of the lies, bad logic, and shilling under the guise of 'muh skepticism'?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can literally point a telescope at the moon and see the proof.

    you're not vaccinated, are you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, you literally can't. Obvious you're a shill or 'muh science' illiterate even by NASA standards if you think that's even possible.

      Besides, NASA has specifically been using the excuse that you can't do that since the moon landing happened, to explain why they can't show you the proof.

      The photos you've seen of the supposed 'landing sites' are taken from a satellite supposedly in orbit around the moon controlled by ... drumroll please ... NASA. Idiot. Know what you're talking about before you shoot of your stupid mouth next time. But you're a perfect example of the kind of NASA Zombie I'm talking about, you'll buy anything you are told by them and other shills without so much as questioning it for yourself no matter how moronic it sounds or how much it doesn't mesh with common sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NASA actually pays me to post 'use a telescope lol' on EerieWeb. I can tell you this because nobody will ever believe you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

          You just got pwn'd by someone who has actually looking into this stuff without bias. Maybe you should try it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Haha, yes, you have won!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's easy to demonstrate NASA Zombies know frick all and nothing about actual science, even thought they proport to be using teh science against pseudoscientific 'conspiracy nuts'. You just saw it happen in this thread, so it's not just a matter of me winning, but you losing ITT right out the gate.

            You've never really questioned anything you've been told, which is why you don't even understand the topic you're talking about.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ooooooooh he used cope guise, all logic and reasoning is now fricked looooololololol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          get me job anoon look "use telescope on the moon what are you a dumb Black person you can see it its right there. proof." get nasa hire me shitposter extraordinaire >:)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No, you literally can't
        Yes, you can, I’ve done it. Any astronomy club can. Sorry you’re dumb but that doesn’t mean everyone is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have never used a telescope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are vaccinated, aren't you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no you cant. look into angular resolution.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to send humans. The rover was remote controlled, as well as the LEM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no evidence for this. not even today can remote probes cover that much distance and then launch that much weight of samples back to earth. Not to mention all the other evidence.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuKu3F0BvY
        Answer every question asked in this documentary then, prostitute of lucifer.

        which one would you like to discuss? they're all pretty much equally moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool idea

      get as many people as possible to point the telescope at the Moon at the same time and then interpolate the images to get a super high resolution

      even just all the moon truthers would be enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Breddy gud b8 m8 i r8 it 8 out of 8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you can literally point a telescope at the moon and see the proof.
      So could truman

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should disregard all people who disagree with you as being paid shills. We literally do work for NASA. I'm on the clock right now.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You figured it out. It's a gigantic conspiracy against you... don't tell anyone we told you this: we spend your money on take-out food. There never was a moon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, buddy, there is a moon, but it's hollow, and came from somewhere else.

    And actually, we did go to the moon, but via the secret space program. The "landing" was in California.

    Nobody will ever believe you.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NASA idiots see divers with big air tanks on their back that last a few hours, but actually believe that shitty space suit can sustain a man on the moon with extreme heat and cold with batteries and tech from the 60's.

    Ridiculous.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, there is no moon. There are no people. There is no NASA. You live in the Matrix, and we're testing you, Neo.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's all a simulation. Not just the moon. All of it.

    It is 2424.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Iiiiiiiiiin the yeaaar twenty five twenty five twenty fiveeee
      The backwards time machine STILL wont have arrived...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neo... look at the numbers. We put codes in the numbers. This is not real. Not even the Truman Show is real. We manufacture your entire reality like it's nothing, because it is.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We ride around in reverse-engineered UAPs. We run the simulation. We go where we want. That includes the moon, and Beverly Hills. Ad astra.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you ever think that maybe you're not surrounded by feds and NASA shills, and are actually just having a paranoid breakdown on a public forum over the moon landing?

    that's what I think, but then again, I'm one of them...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hey. i was just shitposting. thats offensive. youre probly a dirty israelite anyways so it doesnt matter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why yours peach, it should be blue

      glowing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very bottom right. where it says yotsuba. newbie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all i did was shit talk a nasa larp and refernce a futurama song... sad to think you guis cant pick out the real zogbots

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No actual facts or science from NASAgays, just lame attempts at ridicule and claims of conspiracy nut for asking questions or pointing out when things obviously don't add up.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just so I'm clear -
    When you say "NASA", do you specifically mean NASA, or are you being stupid and shorthanding every single agency around the world dealing with space as a single segment of the US government?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who else is sick of the lies, bad logic, and shilling under the guise of 'muh skepticism'?
    yes, i am sick of the stupid morons who know nothing about the Apollo program thinking they've got a single bit of evidence it never happened. These fricks cant even into how cameras work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Answer every question asked in this documentary then, prostitute of lucifer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well since you disappeared but ive got some time to spare right now, how about the first moronic points in their 42 moronic questions? The ones about the Van Allen Belts.

        They raise the old moronic thing about them being too dangerous to send manned spacecraft through. THey say that there was no special protection. They say that some guy said its too dangerous.

        They are wrong and misleading on all points. Apollo craft went around the belts, avoiding all the energetic areas, and it was during the times when the craft was moving at its fastest. The entire craft formed their protection. The guy in their little video clip was talking about the radiation danger to the modern micro electronics in the navigation system, because that what he was responsible for on Orion. He wasn't talking about the direct radiation danger to people, but the danger to the safety of people if the navigation system was damaged by radiation. Orion flew through the VAB for days and passed those tests no problem a couple years ago.

        As for Al Bean not remembering much about the VAB in that interview when he's in his late 70's, why would he? He wasn't the CM pilot and didn't train on that side of things. He was the LM pilot and focused on that role, which had nothing to do with flying around the VAB. Also, theres nothing any of them can do about the VAB anyway - the entire flight path is not planned by them. they are pretty much just along for the ride so far as that goes.

        They had so much to learn and train to do that including stuff which they have no control over anyway doesn't make sense. The craft and the trajectory were designed with all the hazards of space, including radiation, in mind from the start, and they trusted in it to do the job.

        Thats four of those 42 questions answered for the moronic foolishness they are.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this because of OJ?
    It's a good movie, still. Though the heroes are kind of stupid.
    Honestly my favorite part is the mother at the pool disciplining her child without even looking.
    >Mark, stop bothering your sister. I know you're bothering her, she knows you're bothering her, and YOU know you're bothering her. So just stop.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The helmet visor represents the firmament in this shot.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MAROONED is very obvious film evidence of glow frickers exposing their own lies via pop entertainment. Also a israeliteey wordplay on the expression "What a maroon" a la bugs bunny. They laugh in our faces while they peddle NASA lies.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. I was at the moon just last week scouting out potential landing zones for Space-X. I got a side trick making a little extra ca$h for the Japs by tipping their lander back upright. Had a bit of time to kill and took some selfies of me at Apollo 11's landing site. It's overrated though as asian tourists have shitted it up. Such a shame.

    I recommend the lunar rover excursions. You haven't driven until you go get some air in the 1/6th G's. Fricking fun!

    But the holy grail of easter eggs is trying to find Alan Sheppards golf balls. No one has found them yet, despite the number of searches. I'm beginning to believe he never brought them there. That's the real conspiracy. That and the lunar sasquatches.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stanley kubrick helped the american goverment produce and film the fake moon landings

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