Practicing Satanism/Selling your soul

Ok, I need /x/ advice. I don't know where else to ask this, but I want to harness the power of satanism. The truth is, I'm the nice guy. And for some odd reason people like to take advantage of my kindness and I end up being bullied. This happens a lot at my work. I'm too nice and I end up being the main joke out of the conversation amongst my co-workers. Same thing happens when I'm with family. I'm picked on because they sense some sort of weakness within me, which is me being too nice and docile.

I realized being nice gets me nowhere. And I want to change that. How do I sell my soul? Or is there any demonic spells or sigils I can create to summon demonic power? I need to make a drastic change because being "nice" gets me nowhere. And no, before you say anything stupid like, "oh, you were expecting something in return then you weren't nice to begin with!" Nope. not asking to get my dick sucked or be worshipped. I just want to be respected without being bullied by my peers. Is it too much to ask? I want to gain the powers of satanism, if it takes selling my soul, so be it. If anyone practices satanism please tell me how I can gain demonic powers. I beg of you, I want help.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lift, go to a boxing/MMA gym, and quit being a pushover homie, you're trying to create a magickal problem where there is none

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lift, go to a boxing/MMA gym,
      I'm not a meathead.

      You want the devil to take your soul just to be told "don't be such a b***h?"

      >You want the devil to take your soul just to be told "don't be such a b***h?"
      I'm not just letting him take my soul. I'm selling it, for a price.. For strength, wealth, sex appeal. I will sell my soul for ultimate success.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how it works. There is no contract (who would enforce it; God?). You get your soul ripped out and if it amuses the devil who did it, they might benefit your life in some way. Maybe.

        Just join a boxing gym bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not a meathead
        Kek, and you wonder why people don't take you seriously. Someone that can't make even the most basic effort to be respected through their actions isn't gonna receive it through magickal means and wouldn't be willing to make the necessary work towards it anyway. You will continue to be dunked on for being a pathetic weak homosexual. Either shape up or learn to live with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The devil chooses you, you don't choose him. He'll come if he's interested.

        • 1 month ago
          Open Sesame

          one time Satan came to me (I think I was being sacrificed by Luciferians in the government) and he showed up in my vision and said, "This man is a lunatic." and left

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol the fricking devil called you crazy that's hilarious. hey, at least it saved your ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        „Capitalise the I when refering to yourself“.

        That pretty much sums it up. Amswer was given to some lunatic asking pretty much the same question in a classic forum for satanists.

        I donˋt know though, maybe you just do not have any egoistic wishes or wants.. maybe you just think in the most compelling amd reasonable manner all the way, anyway. If not, try to enjoy the thought of hitting something x for a start. Dont hold back your evil brv. Master it.

        KVYVNK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      enlightened homie posting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lifting will not make you magically stop being a pushover or a nice guy, you'll be more of the same with larger muscles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Waow no way, good thing I didn't say that

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You want the devil to take your soul just to be told "don't be such a b***h?"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I realized being nice gets me nowhere. And I want to change that. How do I sell my soul?
    Hahahaha going from stupid to moronic

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fricking moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seems legit, ty.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re already right where the Dark Lord wants you. Why would he give you anything to move you?
    He only offers the world to those on the path of righteousness.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your post says nice = good
    well that's not true is it. you have been a loser

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I sell my soul?
    Wow what an organic thread
    (What do you think a soul is? What makes you think it is fungible? Why don't you want one anymore? If you knew anything about the grimoire tradition you'd know you demand favors from demons by divine right as a Solomonic magician, you don't sell them shit. Also angels or planetary spirits are better for what you're seeking.)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Almost checked.

    General thing about demons: they're only interested in people from the elites. So if you're not a high rank politician, top level banker, billionaire or media star, forgett it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You might be nice, but you are neither kind nor good, and you only act nice because you are too impotent to resist. You have to become strong. This means submitting to no one who wants to exploit you. There is no "harnessing" power from demons, you simply become their thrall and they'll hold up their end of the bargain until they can frick you like you've never been fricked before. Believe me, they cannot be trusted.

  10. 1 month ago
    Open Sesame

    it's hilarious that OP is still being a chump by selling his Soul, and he was also off by 1. lol

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a few grimoires that deal with this. The book of st. Cyprian has a few spells about making deals with the devil. However, The Grand Grimoire (The Red Dragon) contains the Invocation and ritual that most people think of when they think of selling your soul. In it you'll learn how to summon Lucifer Rofocale and establish a contract with him in which you'll give him your soul in (x) amount of years in exchange for (what you want).

    Good luck! I hope whatever you're selling your soul for is worth it anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile every single other grimoire shows you how to get what you want without doing that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically. I don't make pacts with devils I transform myself using magic. But I love to bare witness to those that do! Those that frick around in the infernal heirarchies making pacts with demons and devils path of miserable self destruction is pretty fascinating to watch. I've seen it many times!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thats so fun. I really have the feeling that magick inenvitably deals with fricking up people that are just… fools.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't want to be like those buttholes that make fun of you. They are the devils children because they have no conscience.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get into /dem/onolatry and sigil magick. Work with whomever you feel drawn to. Many people find that Lucifer is an excellent guide when first starting out. He will help guide you along this path. For your specific query, I think Flauros and Belial can help you become more dominant and cutthroat socially, and will help you stop being a pushover.
    What you need to understand is that it's not about "selling your soul", it's all about developing a relationship with the Spirits. With time, you can opt to make pacts with the ones you feel most comforable with.
    Here's how you can do a simple ritual. Print out a sigil, relax, light some incense. When you're ready, light a candle in the color the spirit prefers. Activate the sigil with a drop of blood. Speak to the Spirit, offer appropriate gifts. Stare into the candle light and enter a light meditative state, while focusing on your intention. When you're done, thank the Spirit for its time, say "It is finished/So it is done" in your own language, and put off the candle.

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