People who summon demons for 1st world problems are going to hell by their own cannon

This is one thing I dislike about the occult communities online. They hardly read what they recommend. "Manly P. Hall is a great resource - oh but by the way I'm going to try to summon a demon to get some fricking pussy/cash."

How moronic are y'all? You know nothing about what this all means.

Everything you partake in for your benefit is a contract. good luck when you're in hell getting a BJ from the sandworms in Dune cause you wanted to cum in someone or get a raise . These events aren't important to your soul and will be rewarded as such.

This especially goes for all you 'vampires' or luciferians intrigued by actually fricked up rituals and practices for any selfish reason (you know who you are).

I'm just saying enjoy your imaginary friends and selfish rituals while you last . Your life on earth is but a speck of dust compared to the timeline that your dick will be stuck going through the equivalent of an alligator doing a death roll for all of eternity

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all
    >Bible thumping fearmongerer
    >Thinking the Father, True Creator of All and Everything would issue threats of punishment for disobedience of man's written arbitrary laws

    Maybe you need to open your eyes a bit:

    http://gnosis.org/naghamm/gthlamb.html

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus said, "The angels and the prophets will come to you and give to you those things you (already) have. And you too, give them those things which you have, and say to yourselves, 'When will they come and take what is theirs?'"

      You're contradicting your own source. The gnostics believe in angels and demons, do they not? So I'm not talking about the punishment for disobedience with God, I'm talking about the exchange so many people on EerieWeb are willing to take with a demon. One they don't even understand themselves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything I'm trying to get under folks skin to understand this; I am well acquainted with gnostics and fall more in line with their beliefs than anything. It just seems they aren't big fans of falling out demons, no?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know jack shit about gnostics to say they aren’t fans of demons and yet make the OP you made being fearful of ‘demons’

        Demons is Christian fearmongering about other ‘gods’ or ‘spirits’ that aren’t from yahweh, Canaanite deity.
        They see Yahweh as the head archon idiot. As a demonic entity.

        Christians getting spooked by magic! Oh no!!1!!11 it’s gnosis!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ive only felt fearful of a demon when I rejected an actual (IRL) cult initiation.

          I felt like it could smell my loneliness - the new friends I made who BTW decided to roofied me and then drink my frickin blood from my face had been people I thought I was getting really close to.

          It changed my whole view, and I've been reading very deeply into this subject for a while now just because fiction bored me. It made it all feel a hell of a lot more real to me.

          I felt empowered leaving the ritual, and then was just constantly nightmarish when that wore off. Like basically getting told I deserved it and told I'd already sold my soul already.

          In a huge way I definitely see what one post was saying about the idea that you're always sovereign but they just continue to try to convince you otherwise.

          But I love Agrippa and have a hard time seeing that gnostics and angels and demons don't mesh well. Apologies if I'm confusing them for one another.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            FYI they did invite me to some beverages afterwards. No thank you haha.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Btw - to prove my salt here a little bit, and to give people who have a clue how this feels based on the hypothetical demon types people are possessed by:

            Choronzon feels very appropriate to describe what made me feel like it all was real.

            It really just felt like an undesired force because I'd let myself dive into an interest in the abyss for about a year or two before that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get it. If God doesn't like you then He will no longer support your existence. Burning Hell means you are excreted from the tree of God and turned to void.

      God is the source of manna. Of life. Tell me, if you had small intelligent beings growing on your skin, would you keep them if they were anything but good?

      Evil exists because God gives everything a chance to prove its merit and earn immortality. Evil is to err. It is to be cancerous.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"You don't get it. [HEADCANON]"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of that is Biblical and cut and dry. Scripture makes direct comparisons to harvests and God being a tree all the time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tell me, if you had small intelligent beings growing on your skin, would you keep them if they were anything but good?
        Man if I consciously created a bunch of little intelligent dudes and gave them free will, only to exterminate them when they pissed me off, I'd be a really shitty creator. It would've been merciful to either just not give them free will, or just not create them to begin with. It's like murdering your son if he becomes an alcoholic, like yeah your kid was shitty, but you're shittier for bringing the guy into the world just to kill them because of adversity. Such a thing is the epitome of evil, and don't cope by saying whatever God does is good because that's just circular.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only to exterminate them when they pissed me off
          Now explain to me why so many shitty people still roam the earth to this day, despite clearly going against God's law and will?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut your fricking nails.

    • 2 months ago
      RON_MEXICO_BWC

      Nails look decently groomed to me? Typical Satanist, just find ANYTHING to discredit rather than discuss.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That gay can't fool us with that estrogen dominant effeminate hands. Might as well kill myself for having these troony hands. You're not going to heaven with those inbred genetics.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a dumbass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick are you talking about? /misc/tards are insane

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do the contracts work? If I merely ask a question to a demon and they answer, what am I obligated to give in return?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well according to a 33rd degree Freemason in the text I highlighted above - you'll be there b***h for all of eternity after you leave the earth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually what that freemason got wrong is that the soul wont be serving the demon, instead they'll both be burning in hell after the final resurrection and all souls are judged.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick does that have anything to do with the masons?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ... The author is a 33rd degree Freemason lol? What doesn't my post have to do with them lmao.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They work by temporal submission through trickery. Free will is sovereign, contracts literally dont exist. After you die the demon says ok now i own your soul according to contract, but most dont realise you can just say no, at any time too. Eventually all those insubmission will realise its of their own free will and will quit. Demons just want you to believe its binding and eternal to squeeze more energy out of you for longer

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want my remains to be shot out of a cannon.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truth

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like some kind of demiurge worshiper. What a gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no I'm just pointing that the people who say they talk to demons and shit are pointing to the same cannon that says they'll be that demons b***h after death for all eternity. I don't understand it . There's some exchange at bare minimum that nobody into that shit talks about.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about Hall

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And who says Manly P. Hall is canon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A majority of western occultists.

          No /x/ is not the majority of anything

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you literally cannot sell your soul
    it is not yours to sell
    it belongs to God

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can forfeit it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        your limited finite physical self has no jurisdiction over the demesne of the soul
        your physical incarnation is a teeny tiny fraction of the total self

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, which is why you shouldn't forfeit it for the temporal.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're contradicting things like the book of the dead. The physical heart - a representation of our physical self - determines your souls fate.

          "It was thought that the heart was examined by Anubis and the deities during the weighing of the heart ceremony. If the heart weighed more than the feather of Maat, it was immediately consumed by the monster Ammit"

          Like I get that you believe this, but from what source? Why? Only reason to start this thread was to gain legit perspective not just to have people blurt out whatever belief is easiest to accept haha

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my own direct experience and meditations, but recommend reading the dao
            the true self is beyond being/nonbeing
            it cannot be destroyed, as it was never made.
            it has always been, and has never been
            it has no substance and yet is the substance of all things
            it cannot be comprehended as it has no attributes like color/taste/touch/feel and yet it is the source of all color/taste/touch/feelings
            your physical life cannot determine the fate of the soul as there is no such thing as fate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says who?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our souls are His to the extent that He will destroy the bad ones when the harvest time comes. But they are ours to the extent that we may pour our devotion and flesh into serving false gods.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont entertain demons, but honestly, frick eternity. First off, no one knows what it means. If our consciousness isn't drastically different than it is in life, eternity will suck ass no matter what you are doing unless you can't find inner peace totaly regardless of external circumstances; in which case it also makes no difference your circumstances. Eternity doing x vs y really doesn't matter, it all depends on your internal situation. Fancy roads of gold in a heavenly city of "paradise" will not stop you from going just as insane as torture, and likewise, there is no possible hell you cannot become accustomed to over ETERNITY.
    The only way this isn't true is if the eternal afterlife is so different and beyond our comprehension that we ought not speculate on it in the first place, because it could be anything and we have no idea, particularly if these apparent consequences in life will even have anything close to the effect we imagine.
    Therefore, no good reason to care honestly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fair to be honest. I personally don't see it as being worth the risk to ask demons to do my bidding purely in the off chance I end up being their b***h after death.

      I actually had nightmares for like 2 weeks straight where I was being chased by a demon after I some "friends" tried to involve me in a luciferian ritual out of nowhere and I got the frick out of there (I had known them less than a year). In those nightmares, it felt like an attempt to convince me to sacrifice other people and ignore their beings in this reality so that I could ascend to the next realm because it all meant nothing in this one, and I was running away while the demon was trying to convince me that my current way of life was deserving enough of a trade for my soul or someone else's.

      I dunno - It was just dreams after a shitty event in my life at the end of the day- but I'm not taking any chances after that shit haha. Too surreal for me. I definitely can empathize with what you say tho.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dreams arent just dreams. Theyre tiny trips into the astral realm

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you even really trust that?
    The Bible has been manipulated so many times to fit the narrative of the current church.
    How are you gonna feel when you misinterpret Jesus' teachings because you took everything a localizer has said to heart.
    Christians over centuries went from pressuring everyone around the world to acknowledge Christianity to passive kind-nature teachings that every society teaches.
    I don't dabble in black magic either but I just want to throw some food for thought out there.
    There's still so much we have to learn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the bible lmfao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bible has been manipulated

      akshully no. the dead sea scrolls (that produced the gnostic literature we have today) contained scripture from the 1st century AD, hundreds of years before the Church even declared what was canonical. as far as I'm aware, nothing much was changed outside of translation errata.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty poor example considering the church doesn't hold them to be cannon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear, Karen
    Nobody cares as much as you do.
    Sincerely yours, John.

    PS: Manly P Hall? Luciferians? Lmao...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here - I'm not a manly P hall fan at all haha. Just want to trigger some folk who think they got it all figured out in a way because I think it deserves discussion that you're exchanging ???? Whenever you summon these things .

      I want to know what that trade is if it isn't what hall describes.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to sell my soul twice. because of my faith in Jesus, he essentially did not allow me to. he wouldnt let the demons anywhere near me, as hard as they tried. i even gave my blood to the second demon. Jesus alone saves, Jesus is Lord.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm engaged to my demonic tutor, so in a sense I will be serving him.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Good luck when you're in hell getting a BJ from the sandworms in Dune
    Bro that ain't hell, that's just the popcorn bucket.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo. you know damn well someone already turned that into a flesh light

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just warming folk up

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not important to my soul, no... very important to the flesh I am inhabiting and I have come to realize that helping it live a comfortable life and reward it's long line for its persevering nature is a selfless act.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've done so with hard work. I mean I'm a 26 year old who makes almost 90k in STEM. Not 'rich' but definitely comfortable.

      Didn't have to sacrifice anyone other than my damn self

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Y'all are too shortsighted to see that just because your boss doesn't need the money for your raise or some shit - it doesn't mean that you aren't going to owe something haha. Owing something is canon.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demons live rent-free on /x/

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Au contraire. Christcucks just get absorbed by their god and become zombies if they have any sentience at all.

    You can either create your own afterlife which Taoism and of course the LHP teaches, or you get eaten by the higher powers you worship and want to "save you."
    We were created to just be food and fuel.

    From Russian Black Magic by Natasha Helvin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah someone with a frickin source! Bless you and sorry for being kinda a troll haha.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey what if i summon a demon for the sole purpose of ending world hunger forever? still goin to hell right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demon would laugh at you, because it's a pipe dream.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that's what the luck of the Irish really means. That they are consorting with leprechaun demons.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully the israeli god isn't a Desert Demon who's sole perogative is to purge the world of genuine spiritual systems and make all human beings suboridnate to itself as the sole deity in order to enslave and psychologically torture it's adherents, using fearmongering and empty threats to force it's adherents in line.

    Man, that would really suck if that was the case.

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