Ok, so, if we take the whole of Sumerian, the ancient Veda's, the myths of giants, floods, wars, etc.

Ok, so, if we take the whole of Sumerian, the ancient Veda's, the myths of giants, floods, wars, etc. we get...Advanced civ comes to earth, maybe more than one. Wants to colonize, set up a base, explore. Finds gold...not that there isn't more gold out in the system alone more than 4000x over but, yeah gold (assumptions are now coming forth that gold is actually needed as a catalyst to refine AM). There is some kinda conflict among the sides and a war breaks out, this war can be interpreted as Aesir vs. Vanir, Deva's vs. Asuras, Ennead vs...well, themselves, and finally Titans vs. Olympians, in short, the Titanomachy. This conflict was before we were "made". Established who had rights to run the operations here. Some frick all kick ass epic space war...based on Von Dieken, Sitchen et al.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After everyone's heels cooled. The working class of the aliens were tired of working, because, frick, you know...an advanced race of beings who can stride the stars like we can walk from one end of the street to the other apparently fail at making automatons. So, a few of the "gods" find a primate that is close, but not quite the same as them. Based on interpretation, they either decide to Zeus the females or add some of their DNA to them, and presto! The perfect slave race to serve them! They had a bunch of advanced cities around and in between the Sinai and as far East as the Indian subcontinent...which conveniently have all vanished. including the ones in the sky (3 of them according to the Vedas) and that really really neat on that Solon heard from some Kemet priest that he told his grandson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PBYTvV8.jpg

      Well, based on some things the sand people were going on about, humans were very busy fricking and making more of themselves, in part to mine that rock and...serve (?) were making way to much noise and making the "gods" nervous. Probably thought there would be another revolt. Anyhow, they decided to flood the planet. Where the amount of water for this came from is debatable, but basically, they figured their chimeras could not swim. However, one "god" did not want the project to go to waste, and convinced Noah, Atrahasis, Deucalion, etc. to build a craft that could ride the storm out. What really happened? probably Younger Dryas impact near Canada did frick all to the ice and parts may have struck nearby.

      https://i.imgur.com/R5hyeuB.jpg

      As humanity tried to regrow, they figured their former masters would frick them again and decided to build a tower, it was tall, maybe had help from lesser "gods", may have been a OE, who knows, but this pissed the "gods" off too and they scrambled humanities heads and thus created the different peoples.

      https://i.imgur.com/jTIIm3o.jpg

      Meanwhile, in the land where people shit in the streets and plot to frick us all in ways the israelites couldn't imagine, had two really long stories called the Mahabharata and the Ramayana, tl;dr, there was this global civilization that consisted of 7 or so really advanced cities (a few in the sky?) that were about to be embroiled in a really nasty war...not as bad as the one that happened before us, that one btw took out the fifth world, ruined Mars and Venus, because they were like Earth or something, closed Saturns portal, gave it its rings, and a bunch of other bullshit, but hey, you had to be there because it was EPIC, but anyway, this war was about to go down and there were still some "gods" or their kids running around and decided to help one of the two factions. The cause of the war? Someone dropped the baddest "your momma" of all time and that just caused one side to chimpout (Hanuman?) like no other.

      https://i.imgur.com/lRnbU51.jpg

      So, the war happened with the remains of the tech from the "gods". In fact, some of the tech was so fricking dangerous, it was hidden in a land to the SE of India, Astralaya, (Australia, the oldest of the continents, according to geology, why? Because they say its so flat and featureless, some people say the Earth is flat too, but really don't care because hate flying and don't really see a need to travel too far) these weapons are the surviving left overs from that space war the "gods" had and one of them actually fricking sounds like a lightsaber. Also, personable portable mini nukes, aircars, power armor, mind controlled drones, and one weapon that sounds like a AM bomb. This war lasted 18 days, killed 1.8 billion, destroyed the flying cities (one crashed, causing a giant wave in a land West of India) and the 7 other major cities worldwide and gave us a probably incorrect description of nuclear radiation based on a weapon that sounds more like a curse or spell. Also, we are still recovering from this conflict to this day and are now supposedly learning back those "wonders" we lost.

      https://i.imgur.com/ItIluUf.jpg

      In short, ancient myths makeup the best science fiction fantasy ever and someone needs to put it all together and make some serious bank. You think when Marduk was on earth, he had a bike like this?

      Where can I read about this in more quantity and detail?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Mahabharata and Ramayana. At least for the latter war.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PBYTvV8.jpg

      Well, based on some things the sand people were going on about, humans were very busy fricking and making more of themselves, in part to mine that rock and...serve (?) were making way to much noise and making the "gods" nervous. Probably thought there would be another revolt. Anyhow, they decided to flood the planet. Where the amount of water for this came from is debatable, but basically, they figured their chimeras could not swim. However, one "god" did not want the project to go to waste, and convinced Noah, Atrahasis, Deucalion, etc. to build a craft that could ride the storm out. What really happened? probably Younger Dryas impact near Canada did frick all to the ice and parts may have struck nearby.

      https://i.imgur.com/R5hyeuB.jpg

      As humanity tried to regrow, they figured their former masters would frick them again and decided to build a tower, it was tall, maybe had help from lesser "gods", may have been a OE, who knows, but this pissed the "gods" off too and they scrambled humanities heads and thus created the different peoples.

      https://i.imgur.com/jTIIm3o.jpg

      Meanwhile, in the land where people shit in the streets and plot to frick us all in ways the israelites couldn't imagine, had two really long stories called the Mahabharata and the Ramayana, tl;dr, there was this global civilization that consisted of 7 or so really advanced cities (a few in the sky?) that were about to be embroiled in a really nasty war...not as bad as the one that happened before us, that one btw took out the fifth world, ruined Mars and Venus, because they were like Earth or something, closed Saturns portal, gave it its rings, and a bunch of other bullshit, but hey, you had to be there because it was EPIC, but anyway, this war was about to go down and there were still some "gods" or their kids running around and decided to help one of the two factions. The cause of the war? Someone dropped the baddest "your momma" of all time and that just caused one side to chimpout (Hanuman?) like no other.

      https://i.imgur.com/lRnbU51.jpg

      So, the war happened with the remains of the tech from the "gods". In fact, some of the tech was so fricking dangerous, it was hidden in a land to the SE of India, Astralaya, (Australia, the oldest of the continents, according to geology, why? Because they say its so flat and featureless, some people say the Earth is flat too, but really don't care because hate flying and don't really see a need to travel too far) these weapons are the surviving left overs from that space war the "gods" had and one of them actually fricking sounds like a lightsaber. Also, personable portable mini nukes, aircars, power armor, mind controlled drones, and one weapon that sounds like a AM bomb. This war lasted 18 days, killed 1.8 billion, destroyed the flying cities (one crashed, causing a giant wave in a land West of India) and the 7 other major cities worldwide and gave us a probably incorrect description of nuclear radiation based on a weapon that sounds more like a curse or spell. Also, we are still recovering from this conflict to this day and are now supposedly learning back those "wonders" we lost.

      https://i.imgur.com/ItIluUf.jpg

      In short, ancient myths makeup the best science fiction fantasy ever and someone needs to put it all together and make some serious bank. You think when Marduk was on earth, he had a bike like this?

      You pretty much nailed it all, there were also world trees hundreds times the size of mountains. The atmosphere was denser. Everything was much livelier. There is a massive time frame between the destruction of Mars and Venus. All said destructions occured when the gravitational pull of the sun brought said planets through the habitable zone. As for "bank". What use is money, when you can build their ancient engines? Anyways. I doubt they would leave you alive. Considering that if they had this level of power, they most certainly still do, unless something truly beyond catastrophic ended up striking them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, SOMETHING killed planet 5 and something is going on with the two gas giants and their moons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There is a massive time frame between the destruction of Mars and Venus.
        No, not really. Their respective situations happened around the same time planet 5 popped off.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, based on some things the sand people were going on about, humans were very busy fricking and making more of themselves, in part to mine that rock and...serve (?) were making way to much noise and making the "gods" nervous. Probably thought there would be another revolt. Anyhow, they decided to flood the planet. Where the amount of water for this came from is debatable, but basically, they figured their chimeras could not swim. However, one "god" did not want the project to go to waste, and convinced Noah, Atrahasis, Deucalion, etc. to build a craft that could ride the storm out. What really happened? probably Younger Dryas impact near Canada did frick all to the ice and parts may have struck nearby.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As humanity tried to regrow, they figured their former masters would frick them again and decided to build a tower, it was tall, maybe had help from lesser "gods", may have been a OE, who knows, but this pissed the "gods" off too and they scrambled humanities heads and thus created the different peoples.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God smashed the Tower of Babel after they tried to reach him about his car's extended warranty.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, in the land where people shit in the streets and plot to frick us all in ways the israelites couldn't imagine, had two really long stories called the Mahabharata and the Ramayana, tl;dr, there was this global civilization that consisted of 7 or so really advanced cities (a few in the sky?) that were about to be embroiled in a really nasty war...not as bad as the one that happened before us, that one btw took out the fifth world, ruined Mars and Venus, because they were like Earth or something, closed Saturns portal, gave it its rings, and a bunch of other bullshit, but hey, you had to be there because it was EPIC, but anyway, this war was about to go down and there were still some "gods" or their kids running around and decided to help one of the two factions. The cause of the war? Someone dropped the baddest "your momma" of all time and that just caused one side to chimpout (Hanuman?) like no other.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, the war happened with the remains of the tech from the "gods". In fact, some of the tech was so fricking dangerous, it was hidden in a land to the SE of India, Astralaya, (Australia, the oldest of the continents, according to geology, why? Because they say its so flat and featureless, some people say the Earth is flat too, but really don't care because hate flying and don't really see a need to travel too far) these weapons are the surviving left overs from that space war the "gods" had and one of them actually fricking sounds like a lightsaber. Also, personable portable mini nukes, aircars, power armor, mind controlled drones, and one weapon that sounds like a AM bomb. This war lasted 18 days, killed 1.8 billion, destroyed the flying cities (one crashed, causing a giant wave in a land West of India) and the 7 other major cities worldwide and gave us a probably incorrect description of nuclear radiation based on a weapon that sounds more like a curse or spell. Also, we are still recovering from this conflict to this day and are now supposedly learning back those "wonders" we lost.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In short, ancient myths makeup the best science fiction fantasy ever and someone needs to put it all together and make some serious bank. You think when Marduk was on earth, he had a bike like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're right there

      https://i.imgur.com/VxDJ7pY.jpg

      Ok, so, if we take the whole of Sumerian, the ancient Veda's, the myths of giants, floods, wars, etc. we get...Advanced civ comes to earth, maybe more than one. Wants to colonize, set up a base, explore. Finds gold...not that there isn't more gold out in the system alone more than 4000x over but, yeah gold (assumptions are now coming forth that gold is actually needed as a catalyst to refine AM). There is some kinda conflict among the sides and a war breaks out, this war can be interpreted as Aesir vs. Vanir, Deva's vs. Asuras, Ennead vs...well, themselves, and finally Titans vs. Olympians, in short, the Titanomachy. This conflict was before we were "made". Established who had rights to run the operations here. Some frick all kick ass epic space war...based on Von Dieken, Sitchen et al.

      A lot of underunderstood things in the myths, whether you take them at face value or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best Schizo History of the World.
      10/10 would smoke again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i like your tale schizo man, lets marry and form a cult

        Join me anons, I have found it. I have found The Clitoris.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like your tale schizo man, lets marry and form a cult

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    History of the World according to a schizo?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Closer to a truth than you really should even care to be.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.37452344
    well us annunki had hover tanks
    we whetre 80 times more advanced then earth.
    but we just didn't have guns or lazers
    we had magic and magic based technogly and weapons and our robots used magic.

    it was a different world preflood.
    we forcused on long lasting stuctures and the gods and being close to nature.
    we wanted to keep nature as it was and build around it not dominate it.
    paganism was at its highest point before the flood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >paganism was at its highest
      As opposed to?
      >magic based technology
      So...like Final Fantasy Magitech?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Human weapons are particularly crude and destructive

    Yes, one of the few things we're really, really good at

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this nig says the same thing basicaly
    https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_alien/secret_darkstars/secret_darkstars.htm
    this explains more detailed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    humans were not made by god
    humans were made by aliens
    so you say we are imperfect why did god do this
    god didnt do this

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good series. Hope Der Maus keeps its hands off.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sumerian
    Cuneiform literature contains nothing remotely like these claims
    >Von Dieken, Sitchen et al
    If that’s von Daniken and Sitchen, they’re liars

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get the camera

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