Oil in Flat Earth

When theres no millions of years of fossilated creatures turning into this black magical stuff... What oli actually is and how did it end up in the depths of the Earth? Serious queston. Globetards no need to response thank you.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Globetard

    if the earth is so flat, how come all maps look disproportional and silly, unless projected on a globe ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They dont. Read the last sentence again and frick off.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're actually a fricking moron eh? Can't even come up with a simple response.

        >ackshually you're wrong because my shifty 1840s footnote in a book that was refuted by its own author

        I mean... yikes lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta, but you actually have it backwards. The projection used on a globe is actually incorrect. This is why when artillary is used, flat earth physics are applied. Attempting to compensate for the curvature of a globe earth results in your shelling being meters off target.

          If you want to hit something? You pretend the earth is flat.
          Curious.

          I'm not even a "flat earther." Just a critical thinking nooticer. I nootice that the math behind globe earth is absolutely bullshit. If i were to guess, I'd guess that the poles are hiding a secret. A big one.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why must you lie?

            https://www.eugeneleeslover.com/USN-GUNS-AND-RANGE-TABLES/OP-770-1.html

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fake and gay, if you had been in army you would know that there's no need to adjust for curvature or Coriolis effect

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people in the army probably don't know that, probably only like 30% deal with shit that would require them to know it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://timneytriggers.com/blog/new-world-record-set-for-farthest-longrange-rifle-shot-44-miles/

            https://i.imgur.com/6ORuWl3.jpg

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy YIKES batman!!
          This is problematic, we can do better.
          Y I K E S
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          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh man look, another homosexual

            golly who'd have thought

            imagine being a fricko like you

            Y I K E S E R O N I

        • 2 months ago
          Sage

          > yikes
          Reddit tier commie word

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Buenos Aires to Cape Town takes 4x the time than London to New York (it doesn't)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reeeeeee! I only want to hear from people who agree and support my delusional vision of what the world is! Reeeeeeee!
        Frick off, homosexual. The earth is not flat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the shill is told to not do his job

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The earth is not flat.
          correct
          earth has mountains, hills, valleys and other topographical formations

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it is also, overall, of a spherical nature

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one publicly knows what oil is. The stuffs all over the place, there are lakes of Oil on Titan. It's obviously from some unknown geological process.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are lakes of Oil on Titan
      For real? Sauce?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the pixels on the cgi screen from object apparently 12 million km away.
        The globeheads could give some privacy even once

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not trying to start shitflinging, I'm just curious about the claim and it's basis.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the pun was intended for the guy who brought up the whole titan thing in the first place

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not oil, but still hydrocarbons. The lakes, rivers and rain on Titan are a mix of methane and ethane. Nobody knows the origin, but the atmosphere is extremely thick and rich in volatiles and organics.
        Also, it seems to be the case that their “surface” is actually mostly very dirty h2o-ice floating on top of an interior liquid-water ocean, so the pseudo-crust of ice shifts around rapidly and there are “magic islands” composed of buoyant organic solids in the methane lakes
        not gonna cite anything but the main source of info were the Cassini-Huygens probes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, its just from all the dead dinos on titan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      geological abiogenic production of oil isn’t a mystery, it was well understood in soviet science by the 60s and has been repeatedly but quietly vindicated in western science over the last 30 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are lakes of Oil on Titan
      For real? Sauce?

      Not oil, but still hydrocarbons. The lakes, rivers and rain on Titan are a mix of methane and ethane. Nobody knows the origin, but the atmosphere is extremely thick and rich in volatiles and organics.
      Also, it seems to be the case that their “surface” is actually mostly very dirty h2o-ice floating on top of an interior liquid-water ocean, so the pseudo-crust of ice shifts around rapidly and there are “magic islands” composed of buoyant organic solids in the methane lakes
      not gonna cite anything but the main source of info were the Cassini-Huygens probes

      Here’s a false color radar map of Titan, blue is the hydrocarbon lakes/seas composed of methane/ethane and dissolved N2, yellow is the icy crust

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be so freaking easy to make greenhouses there that could actually grow food.
        Light might have to be reflection gathered or artificially produced, but seriously, Titan is a good potential crop world in the future.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would be so freaking easy to make greenhouses there that could actually grow food.
          > Light might have to be reflection gathered or artificially produced, but seriously, Titan is a good potential crop world in the future.
          First time I’ve heard that proposed, usually Titan is regarded kinda poorly because it’s a remote frozen toxic hellscape with limited options for in situ resource utilization
          I suppose the free energy is convenient but only if you can use it effectively enough to justify the EROI of shipping all of your soil, builting mats and air all the way to Saturn

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its going to be our gas station on the way out system. all of it is feeder stock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilsonite has been seen on Ceres, love to see that explained

      • 2 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        >Gilsonite has been seen on Ceres, love to see that explained
        interesting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Limestone is most abundant stone on earth.
      Limestone contains CO2.
      CO2 + H2O = Abiotic Oil.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CO2 + H2O = Abiotic Oil.
        ahhh so flat earthers are even against the concept of photosynthesis now? goddamn y'all that's impressive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how is this related to flat earth you fricking clown?
          abiogenesis has been confirmed

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because its posted in a thread that already started with the flat earth preposition
            Not his fault you're posting in moldy bread

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checking the basic common sense of the post, if nothing especially profound in the get.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice get
            flat earth threads are now and forever moldy bread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Limestone is most abundant stone on earth.
          Limestone contains CO2.
          CO2 + H2O = Abiotic Oil.

          Carbonation does not separate hydrogen molecules from water at normal surface pressure
          My Sodastream cannot create oil

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pfft, I bet you don't even HAVE a sodastream.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and limestone is made from dead things

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its fungal shit, from the great fungal mass that is inside the earth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dang maybe!! Never even crossed my mind but it makes sense considering the crust was originally turned into soil by gargantuan mushr

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are lakes of Oil on Titan
      Saturn used to be a twin sun. Titan was a lush paradise teaming with dinosaurs that turned into oceans of oil.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        titan is closer to Saturn than Mercury is to the sun.
        Titan would be a charred husk if Saturn was a
        sun.
        This idea is stupid and wrong on absolutely every level.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its well poisoning just like hollow earth

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree. I think the investigation into wildly different events in the past of the solar system is not on the same anti-intellectual level as flat earth.
            Things like Nibiru or other planets or a distant twin star or even the whole saturn was a star bit.
            I just discount the saturn one because the astronomical evidence isnt there for something that was a star as recently as humans recording it to have blown off enough mass to become a gas giant.
            It's like looking at a bag of charcoal in a grocery store and concluding there must have been a forest fire that happened in the last year or so.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            gas giants cant exist based on the laws of physics. you are a shill

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please explain that statement, I'm new to this shit and am curious.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gas giant is a category of things we observe. They by definition exist. You may disagree on what is claimed to be their makeup, but they most certainly are allowed by the laws of physics because there they are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the 2nd most abundant liquid on earth. If I was an oil executive I would start re-testing some of the oldest and most exhausted oil wells from the last century. I'm certain they regenerate over time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No one publicly knows what oil is.
      Goblino christcucks invading EerieWeb was the worst thing to ever happen to this website. Actual fricking 70IQ turbomutants

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone who still believes in the fossil fuel myth calling other people low IQ
        Thanks for the laugh.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You look like this, you're an incel, you're brown, who give your meager Wendy's paycheck to a known FBI informant grifter, and you don't know what oil is. Everyone is laughing. Laughing at you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao it's funny how everything you've said so far has been completely wrong. Like astoundingly wrong. Good job on failing so many 50/50 shots at writing a true statement

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The dude needs a better haircut. Otherwise, he is fine. He even got broad shoulders.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That falls back to the theory oil is abiotic and not from Dino’s anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole synthetic world was spawned out of it and the junan existence has never been the same after. Its pitch black and brings lots of death, conflict and corruption with it. And its pumped up mostly from vastly deep realms of earth. I cant help to see somekind of demonic origins with it. It helps the immaterial to merge with the flesh. Not sayin its evil but these kinds of mindgames are fun to play nevertheless. The Peak Oil is nonsense and I feel like theres no end to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "made from dinosaurs" is a (less than) half-truth. There will be s o m e dinosaur that ended up in there but its moreso from prehistoric plant life. Think a compost pile times hundreds of millions

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is the black blood of the underworld, that feeds it and gives it power and strength. This is why worshippers of evil and half demons walking among us are obsessed with leaving it in the ground and want humans to stop burning it. The spirit of good can manifest as tongues of fire, spirit of evil manifests as black sludge that poisons our spirit from below.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      interesting post. I on the other hand have has thoughts of it being found or created by acts of dark magick of sorts and it serves as a material manifestation of sinful ways of human acts and style of living.. Or something like that. I tend to keep things open and just flip different theories in my head but I know the globe and evolution theory being a total lie and reality being somewhat opposite. With a creator behind it All. This leaves lots of space for questons about Oil and what really lies under the earths surface when we pass the 12km+ which has never been done.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      interesting post. I on the other hand have has thoughts of it being found or created by acts of dark magick of sorts and it serves as a material manifestation of sinful ways of human acts and style of living.. Or something like that. I tend to keep things open and just flip different theories in my head but I know the globe and evolution theory being a total lie and reality being somewhat opposite. With a creator behind it All. This leaves lots of space for questons about Oil and what really lies under the earths surface when we pass the 12km+ which has never been done.

      ?t=2209

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So for good to prevail, we must burn away the sludge of evil?

      What if we switch to renewables, will demons flood the earth!?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t wanna fuel flat-earthers but it’s been proven that petro hydrocarbons can form in the crust abiotically

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >denying the universal flood
    >thinking it takes millions of years to make that
    They've done it in about half an hour in a lab with turkey dinner kitchen scraps. It doesn't take millions of years.

    And there's more pressure from those reserves than the plates above can hold for some tens of thousands of years, not millions of years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >23 posts
      >only 1 mention of the flood
      You guys are morons or glowgays

      >cuts through "millions of years" or rock formation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        So that's how artillery shells are made. No wonder it takes time for EU to deliver.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        %3D%3D

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand, please explain the pic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are petrified trees upright in multiple layers of sedimentary rock layers. They are Polystrate Trees if you want the exact term for them.

          >pic
          So that's how artillery shells are made. No wonder it takes time for EU to deliver.

          I chuckled.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/tEmJvow.png

        They are petrified trees upright in multiple layers of sedimentary rock layers. They are Polystrate Trees if you want the exact term for them.

        [...]
        I chuckled.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they crossed strate lines

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >theres no millions of years of fossilated creatures turning into this black magical stuff... What oli actually is and how did it end up in the depths of the Earth?
    It's the fermented bodies of the millions of Illuminati slaves trapped under ground since before Atlantis. It's organic alright. We make plastic from this stuff, it's really satanic.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >23 posts
    >only 1 mention of the flood
    You guys are morons or glowgays

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allah created it so Islamic countries could be wealthy despite Muslims being low-IQ sand monkeys (generally speaking!).

  10. 2 months ago
    Dave

    globetard bros?

    will our winning streak ever end?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The term "fossil fuels" was made up by Rockefeller to make oil sound like it was ancient and that there was only a finite amount of it.
    In all seriousness, it appears that oil seems to be some kind of renewable resource, we've had them say that it's "scarce" at times, there's times when I'd say there's an issue with transportation of oil, but we use more oil than ever and it doesn't look like it's going to run out any time soon, aside from artificial scarcity or stupidity of politicians.

    So as far as I understand it, we don't actually know exactly where oil, or coal comes from, science loves to assume shit and it's assumed that it's produced by ancient flora that petrified and some how through process of heat and pressure it solidified into coal and liquified into oil.
    Personally I've no real idea what oil is but I think our reliance on it is pretty bad, the industrial revolution was a huge detriment to mankind in general.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oil/ saltwater ratio piezoelectrically shifting energy around the core is what keeps earths magnetic field stable. Oil is literal corruption manifest. Salt water is divine neutral.. fresh water is from Source so we can become manifest in this realm.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 months ago
      Dave

      >In all seriousness, it appears that oil seems to be some kind of renewable resource

      that's not how it works
      oil is finite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oil is infinite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, lmao even https://youtu.be/zSff0pwc1Xc?si=7GY7mZKv-DTkL7zN

        • 2 months ago
          Dave

          yeah

          this jaded old man is totally not full of shit

          come on

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this guy who worked at NATO headquarters as a general for years is totally full of shit /basedsmirk

            >hey guys get a load of this fricking homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dude, we're not running out. I've talked to guyys who work in the oil industry, they'll drill a place and collect till it's "dry" and then come back in a year or two and it's pumping out oil again. It refills somehow, ergo it's renewing itself.
        Granted it could be that there's a finite amount renewing the resevoirs, but I think that's unlikely, especially as oil usage has only increased exponentially, it's used in all plastics, not just cars.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think its unlikely that there is a finite amount of something?
          So you think there is infinite oil?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but i think you're moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good to know but no one cares about what you think of my intelligence.
            I asked a question. Since you arent that anon and felt you needed to post with zero value, want to weigh in on the question?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the earths blood. Just like we have our blood.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oil, just like water and most other liquids, always finds its level. LEVEL not curvel!!
    That mesns it can’t exist on a ball earth, so it just furzher proves flat earth even if nobody knows how it came into existence

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My senses tell me that earth is flat and stationary/
    That is enough for me.
    Your senses tell you the same thing.
    Why is that not enough for you?

    • 2 months ago
      Dave

      >My senses tell me that earth is flat and stationary/
      >That is enough for me.

      that's kinda sad
      dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I think it's incredibly sad that you deny your senses and instead put your faith in the words of so called scientists.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This moron thinks he can feel the earth move or see it curve lmao. You can't even see it curve at 120,000 feet without fisheye or other lens distortion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          By the way you can't create those reflections on a curved surface. It's called a specular reflection, it means the surface is flat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not dismissing Flat Earth, but that image is literally composed of a bunch curving ripples in the water and it's still reflecting light somewhat.
            To imply that a specular reflection requires the surface to be so perfectly flat and level on such a scale that it's impossible on something with a curvature as slight as that proposed by a globe model is verifiably false, I've literally seen these reflections going up low sloped hills with ice on them, and pretty much none of the scientific resources that define the phenomenon mention it needing to be perfectly flat, it's much more important for it to be extremely smooth.
            I don't know where you learned that argument but I must say it seems disingenuous.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he learned it from flat earthers on youtube where all the arguments are disingenuous and dishonest.

        • 2 months ago
          Dave

          >This moron thinks he can feel the earth move or see it curve lmao. You can't even see it curve at 120,000 feet without fisheye or other lens distortion.

          why do you spread lies?

          doesn't that make you a wiener sleeve?

          you willingly spread bullshit like a tool

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that's kinda sad
        >fails to elaborate why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is that not enough for you?
      because you can board aircraft and fly around the globe fairly easily while you try to squeeze something stupid to say out of your flat brain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inside your car while listening to a radio your senses tell you that someone is talking inside you car doors or where ever your speakers are located. Do you trust your senses or apply abstract thinking based on your (limited) understanding of how radio waves work?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No moron, I keep my car locked so how the duck would one get into my door/speaker to talk to me while I'm driving? It's simple, no abstract thinking about radio waves or whatever other dumb shit ur talking about required. Just lock your door... and enjoy the drive in peace without all these dumb mind gamez. frick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, so how do you interprete your senses when you talk on the phone?

          You think the people you speaking to are mini-humans residing inside your phone? As that's how human senses interprete the phenomenon without using abstract thinking, right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No moron, I keep my car locked so how the duck would one get into my door/speaker to talk to me while I'm driving? It's simple, no abstract thinking about radio waves or whatever other dumb shit ur talking about required. Just lock your door... and enjoy the drive in peace without all these dumb mind gamez. frick.

            And I'm not saying this proves things either way, just that the argument you made is not a good one. There's a lot of phenomenons in the world where human senses are not enough to provide accurate, real interpretation of the surrounding world.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Um no, it's a CELLular device . So obviously it's connecting my brain telepathically to whomever I'm speaking to, through the use of CELLULAR ACTIVITY. This is why I'm able to hear the person when my phone is close to my brain (telepathy). If the person were actually speaking outloud I would be able to hear them normally no matter the distance from my brain .

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oooo yeah, youre a special one alright

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever even read Descartes or even have a remote understanding of empiricism or do you just rely on sense perception like a moron losere

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Golden Chain of Homer:
    Alchemists propose that low energy transmutations are occurring all the time, simply due to the processes of heating and cooling.
    Some modern alchemists clarify that there are precise temperatures and catalysts at which these transmutations occur.

    The basic process is:
    Sun => Plasma => Hydrogen (fire) => Nitrogen (air) => Oxygen (water, H2O) => Carbon (earth). This is the generation of the four elements.
    This golden chain proceeds further:
    Water => Limestone and Quartz => Base Metal Ores => Precious Metal Ores => Gold.
    This is the basic process for how gold is generated in the earth, only by the processes of heating and cooling, distillation.
    The atmosphere has a temperature range of over 2000K which generates water vapors that rain down onto the earth.

    Limestone and quartz ores in the earth are subjected also to temperatures ranges of over 1000K, and at precise temperatures transmutations occur that turn them into base metal ores, which may then be turned into precious metal ores. Only at very precise temperatures in presence of catalyst.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no need to response
    I will not responsing.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oil is a waste by product of the Earth. The planet's version of lymphatic pathways quarantining a harmful substance.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it sure is flammable & valuable.

    carbon turns to diamond.
    oil converts to kero, diesel, gas, etc..

    maybe its the original symbiote that tried to take the earth and failed.

    or its maybe its highly rich fat deposit of a large Whales & bigger creatures we have yet to discover. ..like a Skyscraper sized squid that releases ink at the bottom of he sea.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have billions of people breeding underground in the dark, don't have the screencap maybe someone have? Basically there's whole society in the darkness underground, in very small space like shoulder to shoulder small.

    Maybe the oil comes from them? Oil is literally people?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      futurama shows main characters turning into oil in one of the episodes where they went underground in a special machine,

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the million years of dead dinosaurs making all the oil is pretty bullshit. it can happen pretty quickly and sunlight is the driving force

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oil is concentrated suffering and pain of millions of animals, plants and other life forms. It is made from their corpses after all.
    Is it a mystery at all that burning oil is bad for the planet and induces negativity, and just being near it causes many unfixable diseases

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37283012/#37301428

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because the earth is flat doesn’t mean that it’s thin. The earth’s crust can extend downward for hundreds of miles and the surface can still be flat.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll give you some oil in your Fat Ass gayot

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Brown people with an average IQ of 65 espouse they don't know what oil is. They're also fat diabetics and blame it on malign spirits rather than the 12-pack of sugar-encrusted churros they just slammed into their gullet like a muzzle loader.

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