>Oh I-I'm sorry to scare you Anon, I've been watching you for a while from your closet at night!

>Oh I-I'm sorry to scare you Anon, I've been watching you for a while from your closet at night!
What the frick do you say or do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wife material, even if she's from some hellish otherworld as long as its not this hell she's probably swell.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know you're a demon, your arms are too long

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her that she either starts paying rent, or she's gone. Then I go put some blankets on the couch for her. I make a pastrami sandwich, eat half and put the rest in the fridge. Pop 5 melatonin gummies and go back to bed.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “GIVE ME THOSE HANDS” as I chop off her hands with a wood cutters axe so that I may fashion them into a small leather bag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that is not the proper way to treat a guest in one's home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice reverse psychology.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I was being quite serious. It is bad manners to maul, maim, or in anyway disfigure a guest in your house.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You leave them no option but to disagree lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then it is war.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nighty-night Mister Frodo <3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I second this, but your not giving any alternatives. Shes been watching me for who knows how long and i dont know what to do.
        THERE'S SUDDENLY A LADY IN MY BEDROOM! WHAT DO I DO ANON. (my room is very clean btw)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty ai art

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so I'm in a schizo thread. Huh.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you ever been raped?
    >...
    >you should be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha onlyusemeblade

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    erm what the frog?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My friends mom in high school was creepy. I’m talking she looked like a tall ugly witch creepy. Anyways I would sleep in the guest bedroom sometimes and this b***h would scare the frick out of me when I talked to her, just pure hatred and malice from this b***h. I wanted to cut her head off with an axe I swear sometimes she would creep on me. Ugly ass dyke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like you were the problem.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I take her clothes off and throw her on my bed and frick her.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick do you say or do?

    >unzips
    what that mouth do?
    >hits play on sex playlist

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do a 360 and walk away

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    b***h got nine fingers, baseball bat to the head

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >phantasmal stalker waifu
    Sounds to me like a blessing.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know she has good arm leverage for handjobs

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she watched me draw this earlier this morning? I probably dont have a chance now.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, I would ask if she's a ghost or some shit. If she is, I would ask from when. Then I would describe 2024 in her to detail. She would probably be so fricking disgusted she would go back to Hell herself.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's acts like she's going to give you a blowjob, then her face morphs into a skeleton with a lamprey mouth.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think ceiling gf is going to be happy about this

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a guy who accidentally called a spirit to their room, probably the same thing I did when they reached out, turn on the TV and focus very hard in ignoring them cause I am a little b***h and a stroked cheek or thigh in the middle of the night or a single word breathlessly whispered is enough to send me into full panic mode. So her spooky ass would give me a heart attack.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dope. Just don't scare the roomie familia, and we're good. Scare the geese away from the window at night, would you?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"SOME FOLKS ARE BORN"
    >"MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG"
    >"HOO, THEY'RE RED, WHITE AND BLUE"

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assume the position.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theres room in my bad for you. Come here

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "No worries. How are you?"

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My Ghost is telepathic. Jerking off is weird.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >She’s been secretly giving you handjobs while you were sleeping
    > she didn’t step out of the closet while she was doing it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She could have just woke me up

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > ask her if she can go grocery shopping and get to my weed dealer

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *Look at her unamused* I knew you were *roll back over and keep being a depressed pile of shit*

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, sweet. Give us a hug

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