>O-Oh Anon!

>O-Oh Anon! I'm so, so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I've just been living in the closet for the past 3 years. That growling was me!
What the frick do you do?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obtain holy water, apply liberally

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh. Ma'am, you seem to be missing fingers... what was that about the closet?
    Then just kind of take it from there. I'm not really opposed to or overly frightened of things far outside of the mundane, at least when they aren't overtly threatening, but I'm also not keen on having a sentient being live in my house without my knowledge. We'll have to come to some sort of arrangement. Probably beneficial to both of us.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run it through with my bedside halberd because it looks israeli

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the chilliest hand job of your life

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick her instantly and marry her

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever heard of the "Ghost" head ? That's what i'm getting tonight

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't mean to scare you
    >Is hanging out in your closet growling for 3 years to turn out to be this tsundere ghost, possibly demon thing

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask if she wants to play cards/chess and if not then just shoot the shit for a bit, get to know her.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    feed it

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a succubus? If so, then I’m at her mercy.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plap plap plap plap
    >get her pregnant
    >we we're laying next to each other, exhausted, ask about her missing finger
    >she says "lucky it isn't my ring-finger"
    >agree and marry her

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pay respect and compassion to all children of God.
    help them with their needs, so that they can pass on or proceed to the next steps of the process, if there is such a thing.

    cant do any wrong, if you come from a place of compassion and love.

    dont buy into reactionary hollywood-esque type of situations. dont buy into christian or religious superstition. Christ dealt with spirits and helped them, ultimately. dont "rebuke" or use any power move, that is moronic. any such aggressive emotion will be responded with equal aggressiveness, just like IRL with any other person.. these are just living beings.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She paying rent? If not she's gonna pay to live here in other ways.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Pay your rent bozo"

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be hella scared

    But probably still a little open for strange paranormal sexual advances with that waistline

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're posting this again, is there something you want to tell us anon?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clap them cheeks. Obviously.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick do you do?

    lol I'm a NEET

    if you've been in my closet you know that

    I'm seriously questioning your commitment to this relationship

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    logistically, if she wanted it, how would you frick a ghost? if you can't touch her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >logistically
      why, I bring in some pallets!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First you are going to need the correct spreadsheet format.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ooooo me so horny so scary i havent had dick in 300 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seen me fap for 3 years
    What a kinky creature. Really awkward though..

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've just been living in the closet for the past 3 years. That growling was me!
    I ask why she was doing that and befriend her if it is not unacceptable to my god.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    benis

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Come closer love

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cute and scary/10
    confused benis/10

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cuddle. Obviously.
    Duh.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is gonna have to start doing the chores around the place. Will have to have sex with me even though I am gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      power move

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're not gay.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Whaahh really!? What are you? Are you a human??
    I wish this happens to me unironically

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, good. You can help take care of the spooky kid that lives in the attic.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did the prompt comtain "creepychan" or "allison harvard"?

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