Nothing happened. I'm really disappointed. I thought that this time was the one.

Nothing happened.
I'm really disappointed.
I thought that this time was the one.
Frickers can't predict anything.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have all the christisraelites who announced it was the end of the world necking themselves yet

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It all happened. Check em.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pour some water into an empty cup every day
    Nothing happened! I didn't jump dimensions!
    >Moon passes in front of the sun
    Nothing happened! What the frick!?
    >Break your mind trying to summon a fricking tulpa
    Nothing happened?! Again?!

    you people are the easiest fricking rubes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tulpamancy actually works, though. It's something anyone sufficiently imaginative can do with dedication.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it actually like a different person you can talk to in your head? like would you get an answer back as if you were talking to a real person? not pretending to have a conversation with something in your mind like i can already now?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It starts out more awkward and stumbly but develops into real dialogue with time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At the start no, it just seems like you're putting a face to your mental discussions but with the time it can develop its own personality with its own answers, or sometimes do things by itself when you're not looking. Mine was once looking at the sea while on a trip to the beach for whatever reason, never told me why. I kinda miss it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tulpa thing can work though if your brain is funky enough. WTF is the water in the cup one?

        Yes morons. Of course it "works". If you frick with your head long enough to break shit I guarantee you'll start seeing stuff. By all means, bravo. You made yourselves schizophrenics and you believe the sun and moon will do something magical.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah not into the metaphysical side but messing my brain up is fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tulpa thing can work though if your brain is funky enough. WTF is the water in the cup one?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We entered the nothing happened timeline. That's kind of a big happening, Anon.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the heifer hasnt been sacrificed yet so the true happenings are yet to come
    after that will be the reconstruction of the temple and then we'll see if it results in merey escalation of temporal wars or true end times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick off

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something did happen, you fricking idiot. Stop watching FOX News.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened then broski

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no sticky for the eclipse? We should all be watching in the same place, no?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no mods on /x/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        False, we had an AI images generated thread, and I posted one of two little girls dressed like witches, with deformed creepy black cats around them.
        And the /x/ mods deleted and banned me for being offtopic, because, somehow, creepy witches with their cats aren't paranormal.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, I enchanted my sword and my shield so I'm ok with the eclipse

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhm that's because anything that was predicted wasen't predicted for (you).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasen't

      found the German

  10. 2 months ago
    Vicar-Devil

    A day in the life of me, now I recede.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The timeline shifted. Can you feel it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have to be under it for the tl to shift? I feel nothing yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muhhh timeline shift
      Not a real thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is the capital of Australia in your timeline and where is Tasmania located

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Australia isn't a real place moron. The frick you believe that fairytale?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was me, sorry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a weird black dot in the center of my eyesight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We entered my Good timeline, where I shall find my perfect waifu and attain wealth and happiness.
      I will try to save some poon for the rest of you

      there's a weird black dot in the center of my eyesight

      A sign of good things to come!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    heh, i guess you could say this was the death stranding, heh

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frickers can't predict anything
    Wrong. I predict two more weeks every time, and every time I am proven right

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are not even a eclipse, all is a lie, the sun look like normal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      india not in path of totality sir

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest trick the ego ever played was making you waste time and wait for the future. Hilarious.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE HAVE ENTERED THE NOTHINGNESS REALM. ATTENTION WE HAVE ENTERED THE NOTHING HAPPENED REALM. Nothing happened and this is truly one of the events of all times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big burger denada
      Get a whaaburger and some french cries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm definitely gonna go frick my boyfems and cilk the mows. It's time to strive in this unnerving conditions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The nothing happening in two weeks where we supposed to be in the same kind of society

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        face looks like American Dad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it habbened?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me too, anon, me too.

    Life feels like just surviving from this day to the next

    Hope of real change is gone

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for giving loosh to the astral plane for a couple of days, they left me alone while you were screaming apocalypse

  20. 2 months ago
    Viperion

    WAIT 40 DAYS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      repeat after me
      NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
      you schizo

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are now in a post eclipse world
    Hold me bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll eclipse your ass with my dick.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It already happened moron

    What were you expecting to happen?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you disappointed? That was incredible and awe inspiring. Of course nothing was going to happen like a switch was flipped. We still have an annular eclipse in the fall and that will complete the run-up to a massive earthquake ala New Madrid 1811.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single time there is a happening prediction, just walk away mates. Find somewhere else to learn about happenings because you sure as hell wont find anything here. Again, this happens EVERY SINGLE time. The world hasnt ended even one time since 2010 when I started posting here. Yet still there is a prediction-of-the-week endlessly getting hype. Please bring back the nope threads where my time can be better spent.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we permanently range ban doom date posters and larpers now

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who predicted the eclipse got it right, to the second and nearest 10 yards.

    But yeah, the people who made up bullshit were wide of the mark... again.

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