NEW MANDELA DROP: There are now 13 Zodiac Signs

https://www.wikihow.com/Ophiuchus-Traits

Look at how they try to gaslight you into thinking “Ophiuchus” has always existed lmfao

I’m convinced we went through a wormhole or something at this point, dead serious.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gfy you cannot convince me this existed before, I grew up surrounded by astrology books, this “new sign” is supposedly “my sign” yet I’ve never heard of it. lol lmfao even rofl, you’re not even trying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I grew up surrounded by astrology books
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus

        https://www.constellation-guide.com/constellation-list/ophiuchus-constellation/

        https://masteringthezodiac.com/ophiuchus-mythology

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I knew about this constellation 20 years ago. It's called the snake holder and it's not new. But there are only 12 traditional zodiac signs.

        Lots of constellations aren't in the zodiac and would probably be omitted from astrology books.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. It literally doesn't make any sense for humans to have more than 12, maybe once we're in other solar systems or galaxies and humans are born on other celestial bodies, then sure it'll make sense. But even then, it's a spiritual thing, it's not actually tied to astronomy as much as goofy pop astrologers think.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <-- Black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is just the white patriarchy trying to keep the black man out of the zodiac
      >we wuz always constellationZ ; white man stole us from the dark continent to take us to his shining city on a hilll

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just siderealtards thinking zodiac signs = actual constellations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't heard a Siderealist use Ophiuchus.
      That shit seems to come from the Tropic**ts who think they can use it as a know-it-all gotcha.
      AFAIK the vedics didn't use Ophiuchus, nor did the Babylonian mystics. It's too far off-axis.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not necessarily new. I always felt more like a mix of Scorpio and Saggitarius rather than just a Sag. I was born on December 6th.

    I can see why it can cause seething though, it moves people's signs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ruling planet chiron
      Now we all know it's bullshit.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im convinced you have no idea what the ecliptic of the zodiac is

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what was in the position of these stars prior to your transition?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People back then weren't stupid.
    Having 13 months is changing the math of the wheel making 13-sign zodiac - lunar (365/13 = 28.0-something). If you use this in actual astrological analysis makes astrology much more linear - everything gets back to the same place very often. There's nothing that overlaps (which actually makes the chart interpretable and interesting) and there's no sincopation, crucial for spinning the wheel of interpretation.

    They knew they could make it 13, but they wanted the Solar framework of 12.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To add - think about this: since the dawn of astrology, many centuries have passed. It's almost certain that someone would notice such a huge fact, and the critical mass of people realizing that that huge fact have to be integrated into the system, would form.
      This line of thinking works for everything, not just astrology.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you think the connections between the stars were chosen arbitrarily for a metric? i think they were noted first, and the meter established after.
      ps earth used to have 360 days / year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bleh image forgotten

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not arbitrarily, the metric and mathesis are the essence of astology! 12 = 3x4
        3 is the number of time and 4 is the number of space. 3 modalities (past, present, future) and 4 elements.

        They indeed started by just looking at astrology, but the math behind it made it what it is now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *Looking at the sky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having 12 months makes the year fit the mathematics of 6, and it distorts people's perception of the energies.
      It's similar to how new year always started with the spring equinox until the "wise mystics of the church" decided the 10th month and Saturnalia were the best time for a new year.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you hear about Cetus

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, Scorpio is the actual serpent-bearer, it wasn't originally the scorpion it was the snake before Roman revisionism changed things. Second, this 13th sign wouldn't make any sense based on how Western astrology works. It's just silly and superfluous, and a way for people to feel super special because they're the magic 13th sign that doesn't need to exist but it does because it makes me feel special.

    Also, the fetishization of astrology is bizarre to me. Yes, obviously it's real and it has a major effect on who you are and what you go through in life - but you are much more than your zodiac. We have free will for a reason. Use it lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are 14 signs moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, there's not. That's literally not how any form of astrology works you goober. That's literally not how any of this shit works. Stop trying to feel special by giving yourself some made-up sign to satisfy your main character syndrome. Also, let me reiterate that your astrological chart matters way less than you think, free will and chance are the only two things that truly matter - and chance only favors the bold and the brave - not the most special sign.

        You are just mad that Scorpio isn't special anymore.

        Read above, no sign is "special" dummy. People are special because of their own willpower and chance. It doesn't matter what special circumstances there are behind your birth if you don't ever take action. Also Scorpio at least has the most propaganda and historical revisionism around it - it wasn't originally the scorpion, it was the serpent. The fake 13th sign people are trying to make up, and all it's attributes too, actually belong to Scorpios born between like October 31st or something and like November 22nd, the whole chart and its placements and attributes are already fricked as it is due to Romans and changing popular mythology to suit political agendas. That's why you have shit like "cuspies" and stuff to describe people that don't match the descriptions of their own charts. And also, free fricking will exist you are not a static machine with a simple learning algorithm you're a human fricking being with self-agency.

        It's so obvious when we're dealing with some bozos who only know tiktok astrology because they'll start looking for special crap like "hidden signs" when the actual history behind their astrological sign is probably infinitely more intriguing than any pop astrology crap about a magic 13th sign (that let me reiterate is just describing the real Scorpio - the serpent - which was altered by Roman propaganda)

        Dude, I'm working as a full time astrologer for an app, and let me tell you, I have to regularly write this explanation to clients... People are obsessed with the idea that astrological placements are carved into existence and unchangeable... It's sick

        Exactly lol, the Earth is literally constantly moving and so are the stars. Also, free will matters above all else, the will to try, to take chances.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are just mad that Scorpio isn't special anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I'm working as a full time astrologer for an app, and let me tell you, I have to regularly write this explanation to clients... People are obsessed with the idea that astrological placements are carved into existence and unchangeable... It's sick

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2011
    >NEW MANDELA EFFECT GUIES
    even the shitposting here is uninspired

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe you anon, like all these years I just didn't register that Ophiuchus is a sign.
    We also moved our positions in the milky way galaxy but that happened way before (at least for me)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      P.S
      What if all the experiments with large hydron collider and in CERN are meant for us to come closer to God?
      >God is real and God is really far away
      If that is true, the closer we will get, the more insane and psychotic our society will be

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if were supposed be closer to god why is it so far away? and how do you personally differentiate god from that which resides at the bottom of the abyss?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was announced as “discovered” in 2021 during covid, i remember the gaslighting very clearly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BEoHq40.png

      so what was in the position of these stars prior to your transition?

      >so what was in the position of these stars prior to your
      >announcement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at them in this thread trying to continue the gaslighting, this is insane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or you are, could you show us the announcement?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just search “new zodiac ophiuchus” and pick your poison, articles don’t start until after 2020

          https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/ophiuchus-new-zodiac-star-sign-explained-traits-dates-how-to-pronounce-it-and-if-your-horoscope-changes-2913888

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            from your edinburgh news artical
            >Despite the buzz surrounding Ophiuchus’ allegedly 'new' inclusion among the stars, the idea for a new sign seems to have originated as far back as 1970, when astrologer Stephen Schmidt proposed a new, 14 sign zodiac.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiuchus
            >There is no evidence of the constellation preceding the classical era, and in Babylonian astronomy, a "Sitting Gods" constellation seems to have been located in the general area of Ophiuchus. However, Gavin White proposes that Ophiuchus may in fact be remotely descended from this Babylonian constellation, representing Nirah, a serpent-god who was sometimes depicted with his upper half human but with serpents for legs.

            do you think the constellation representing your birth sign something a wizard with a magic book declares true? cause i think ones sign is the constellation the sun rises in on the day of their birth, hence the question

            https://i.imgur.com/BEoHq40.png

            so what was in the position of these stars prior to your transition?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can write a post this minute saying there is a new letter to the alphabet, and that “no no it isn’t actually a new letter, we’ve known about this letter since the 1600s.”

            Except you can prove otherwise because I can’t rewrite history.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            instead of going off track into nonsence lets wind back, you are claiming a consolation timelineswaptier emerged in existence in 2020 because a news article you didnt read says it was noted by at least one guy in 1970. okay
            im claiming it didnt, im content to disagree.
            ps you totes missed my meta point, the constellations are actually just lines some old wizards book declares true..... shits down right egregious (that which pertains to an egregore)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every astrology girl and her astrology mother knows what this is anon.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP outs himself as a moron
    Congrats moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NPC spotted, do you feel lonely knowing you are just a ghost?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is claiming Ophiucus has always been a Zodiac sign? Your own fricking image says it didn't start being used until 2011.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn Spanish and search for the Wicca channel on Youtube. He claims there's 24 signs and gives horoscopes to all of them.

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