neptune

what will i get if i devote myself to neptune?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is one of the most noble of the Gods, a Son of Cronus like his brother Zeus. He can create a great assortment of life, so too like the Sea. But similarly like the Sea, he levies a large debt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >But similarly like the Sea, he levies a large debt.
      Tell me more anon, if you would like

      Two sharks will be spawned and rape you on the spot.

      Are they at least tameable? lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only way to find out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guess i will start to meditate next to my aquarium, maybe this spawns the sharks

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two sharks will be spawned and rape you on the spot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fish aren't that good at raping tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's more of a dolphin thing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even then they need to help each other out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can I use it to get them to rape other people?

  3. 1 month ago
    HYPERNUMBER_OPPENHEIMER

    Psi. Neptune is worshipped on Thursdays.

  4. 1 month ago
    POWER AWAKEN

    neptune is conquered if you view her in the astral she is in the fetal position getting sodomized. collect 200 seashells & thank caligula!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >view her
      And i thought he is a funny sea guy and not female

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to be on his good side you better sacrifice a bull to Him. It’s best to find a nice strong bull. Killing a bunch of fish or offering Him seaweed will piss Him off. It’s like trying to sell man’s house back to him, find things that the God of the Ocean would find exotic and rare. From their you may ask for His help and guidance. A just and fair God. He can grant you many things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Killing denizens of his dominion
      >Making him angry by that action
      Sounds kinda obvious

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What will I get if I devote myself to this imaginary egregore from ages past because I want to be uNiQuE and qUiRkY

    Disappointment. You'll get disappointment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People do that with s*turn and it kinda works

  7. 1 month ago
    LUCIFER

    Bliss was everywhere. They knew of imaginary numbers, but not of their power.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have Neptune in 7th House. the ilusion of rose colored glasses is there, I hate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least you vibe

      >what will i get if i devote myself to Neptune?

      WET!!

      You say like it's a bad thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First thing that came to mind

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what will i get if i devote myself to Neptune?

    WET!!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of pudding.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have concluded that all sea gods are one entity and each civilization has a different name for him. Go to the sea and make an offering, hail him loudly by whatever name your society knows him by. Watch for a response. Only you can answer your question.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sea is around 800km away from me, how about a river?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Free seafood

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a drug addiction

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