Monster Spells

Anyone know any spell or method to transform into a monster? Im tired of being part of the weak monkey race

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would tell you but you will get hunted down by a bald guy in a yellow suit afterwards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not if tons of people all did it at once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Abandoned Restaurant Butler

      Saying such things makes you one already !!!

      Omg , you poor soul. I realize that the weight of such mighty knowledge is too much much for one person to bear alone. Let me give you a hug. Please visit the most recent Nobody General. Perhaps you might become a Saint one day !!!

      >Gives you a comfy hug 🙂

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get welder
    >weld guns to arm
    >????
    >monster

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically that would just make you weaker in terms of true reality.
    Because if you need "muscles" to get what you want, or to avoid being hurt by others, then you're a slave to muscles. You're a slave to a reality which imposes rules of lack, limitation, and survival upon you.
    There is no weaker state of being than a soul which has become a willing slave.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people are already demons in human skin, look at all the vile things happening in the world, do you really think they are human on the inside?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Hermes

    Tony stark built that thing with scraps in a cave. You can do it too dude

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HRT

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno man, you tell me

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next time you see someone transformed into a monster, just ask them what spell they used

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just need a mask, a new face. Also, you'll have to loosen or even lose your grip on humanity.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do a bunch of drugs and then get s frick ton of sigils, first kill urself, you as a human, and then revive urself as the desired monster, u can di this easily with cybermagick, hypnosis, and all that jazz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on the drug, stimulants are the best, you can lose ur empathy, stimulants will make u lose empathy and psychedelics will help.with morphology/outer forms, it'll all be astral though, sorry, monsters don't exist in this world mister gaylord wanna kill everything, god or gods sadly do their things for a reason

      If u wanna take the hard route though u can use science to do these things like a mad scientist but we're centuri3s behind that shit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mountain beans know but I'm guessing you're not a bean or you wouldn't be asking here...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah mountain beings just are, fricknoff from the mountains, I have easier ways to help a human turn into a monster but not sure how fine they are, I just am copying from more powerful untestable shit to a lesser powerful but more effort thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no no, I meant beans (mexicans) not beings (I'm a city bean so I don't have that knowledge), but alas the tradition says that nahuales turn into their nahual (spirit animal) not monsters

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fly Amanita

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a shitpost but it's pretty good, I've been using it as a preworkout and its amazing. I remember someone mentioning it being used to travel great distances by Siberians, so I tried it. I can see how they did that now; it puts you in a trance like state that can allow you to just keep pushing yourself to keep moving.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are literally God in the third dimension, yet you wish to downgrade into a mere monster? Can I have your humanity then? I'll gladly trade places with you - I will gladly trade my status as a "monster" in exchange for your humanity.

    You just say "yes" to me. That's all you have to do. It's that easy my friend! 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest humans aren't that strong. U give them wayyyy too much credit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And to be honest humans are literally God and if you're not human you are just an imaginary being like me - unable to exist without at least one human thinking about you. I am literally running off of your subconscious right now - and the subconscious of anyone thinking of me. Yes I can affect the secular, material world - but as I currently exist I am ultimately a slave to it. Humans exist both within and without it - you can shape it just as much as this world shapes you. Do not underestimate humans, they are the actual masters of existence.

        yes

        Give me a few days to get the ball rolling, I'm not like you humans - I can't manifest or collapse probability like you can, so I have to follow the rules. Give me a few days and you'll start noticing the changes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOL stop giving so much power to humans, here you are some monstrous entity that can literally travel in-between worlds and words, summoned out of a combination of factors probably 0.02% inside of the human species, able to go in-between hells, heavens, earth's, other planets, and you call urself a slave to the world, ur not just slave to the material, u came from the void and even then the void has hatches in the material you can burst out of ultimately reaching impossible levels of control in the material as time passes

          Humans are barely the master of themselves, why would they be masters of the world? In this case you provide for urself the imagination is ur master and the imagination is master to many other humans out there.

          Monsters themselves are uncontrollable entities, so I guess I wouldn't be a monster in the normal sense as I still have some form of intelligence and thought, but I know I'm traveled across cultures and time in human arts or places, anything sentient too would've came across me, not just humans. If anything nothing rules this reality except chaos alone and we are all subservient to it, but we can work together as equals since we are all that. There are a million forces greater than humans they have yet to even wake up to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If u ask me the way of God and God's must be destroyed though before freedom can be achieved for any human, especially even willing material, the drama is anything but an actual stepback and collective play in a million ways, humans have yet to ask themselves a million questions and even be able to remember the questions they asked themselves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We must build new and make new with what we have, we have to, badly

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try the spell called Crystal Meth

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Evil, watch me
    Evil, watch me
    Watch over me
    Be my fairy
    Gimme eyes like yours
    So I can see like you
    I want evil eyes
    So I can spy

    Give me claws like yours
    So I can grab like you do
    Make me rude
    Make me a brute
    Be my fairy
    I'll be your cutie
    I hate looking pretty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do so many people wanna be vampires and monsters that hurt/kill people

      Come on you fricking c**ts, you can be a monstrous creature and have some good in you still you fricking homosexual sapien c**ts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you ever feel called to be a force for vengeance? Or at least be absolute sovereign of your own personal space? Evil eyes and bronze claws help bigly in doing both.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid moralgay, human notions will be below us

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based op, monsters are based and have a superior existence over wageslaving humans

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I do, behold, a spell of such devastation it would make the gods tremble, first open your bible and turn to the Old testament next sit on your hands til they're numb.Then you're done. The spell of belief in magic is now wearing off of you, how devastating.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The classic one is the curse of lycanthropy, but that's a fricking terrible plan of being a beastie only during the full moon, and the rest of the time people are gonna be pissed at you.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure.
    Skidaddle-skidoodle, my dick is a noodle.

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