Minion: Sir he started meditating. Archon: it's fine he won't get far

Minion: Sir he started meditating
Archon: it's fine he won't get far

Minion: Sir he's beginning to see energy and manipulate energy.
Archon: send in some shadow people to keep him distracted.

Minion: Sir he's Vibrating higher now, it's not working.
Archon: Shit, alright send in some of our agent spirit guides.

Minion: Sir he ignoring them, he's even started astral traveling now.
Archon: Frick this is bad. send the demonic ones to intimidate him.

Minion: Uh Sir, he killed them, and now he's killing off our demons from random people on the street, he's just exorcizing strangers left and right, our forces are dying off we have to do something.
Archon: Fine if that's how he wants to play. kill him in his sleep, make it look like a heart attack.

Minion: Sir we did it but, he's not coming into the light he's just been meditating, he ignored the hologram of his family, Jesus and the Ecstasy light, we can't reincarnate him if it's like this he's too dangerous.
Archon: it's fine as long as he's not mess-

Minion: sir he's finally moving, he's coming towards the light.
Archon: Good, Good I'll personally see to it that he gets reincarnated in the worst possible circumstance, let me put on my God suit.

Archon: (Booming God Voice) ANON, WELCOME HOME, YOU ARE SAFE NOW. LET US HAVE YOUR LIFE REVIEW AND TALK ABOUT YOUR NEXT REINCARNA- ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOI- ACK!! SOMEBODY HEEL- AACK!!!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based beyond belief
    hmm yes. this one's worthy of a bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go Go!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to exorcise demons from their human hosts.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every day that I am still entombed in flesh is a day of relief and celebration for them. This time I won't give them a second chance.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Minion: Sir we did it but, he just looked around in disapproval, turned 360 degrees and walked back into his body, then sewed himself fast to his body with some kind of a glowing wire made of... a meditation on sitting on top of the Hiroshima nuclear bomb? And playing HEPA fillter to the chimneys on the crematoriums of Auschwitz...
    >He mumbled something about, "if I'm bothering to not eat KFC chicken anymore I'm sure as hell not going to let someone kill MY animal, and let municipalBlack folk throw my hentai collection into the trash; I'm going back if just to make sure I find someone to pass my 5TB dicky collection onto... damn this mf'n b***h is already rotting, don't care though. Time to put on my 2hu playlist and dust shit off".
    >Archon: frick, we need to pollute his VRIL more thoroughly. Send in the gay bottoms with irredeemable fetishes, now!!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Row row, fight the power

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7QjibWZ.png

      Minion: Sir he started meditating
      Archon: it's fine he won't get far

      Minion: Sir he's beginning to see energy and manipulate energy.
      Archon: send in some shadow people to keep him distracted.

      Minion: Sir he's Vibrating higher now, it's not working.
      Archon: Shit, alright send in some of our agent spirit guides.

      Minion: Sir he ignoring them, he's even started astral traveling now.
      Archon: Frick this is bad. send the demonic ones to intimidate him.

      Minion: Uh Sir, he killed them, and now he's killing off our demons from random people on the street, he's just exorcizing strangers left and right, our forces are dying off we have to do something.
      Archon: Fine if that's how he wants to play. kill him in his sleep, make it look like a heart attack.

      Minion: Sir we did it but, he's not coming into the light he's just been meditating, he ignored the hologram of his family, Jesus and the Ecstasy light, we can't reincarnate him if it's like this he's too dangerous.
      Archon: it's fine as long as he's not mess-

      Minion: sir he's finally moving, he's coming towards the light.
      Archon: Good, Good I'll personally see to it that he gets reincarnated in the worst possible circumstance, let me put on my God suit.

      Archon: (Booming God Voice) ANON, WELCOME HOME, YOU ARE SAFE NOW. LET US HAVE YOUR LIFE REVIEW AND TALK ABOUT YOUR NEXT REINCARNA- ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOI- ACK!! SOMEBODY HEEL- AACK!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/g3WEuyb.jpg

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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE COME TO SHIT ARCHONS, OPEN UR MOUTHS

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop spying of m- actually, nevermind, glad you've noticed.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The chad we aspire to be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are one. They killed me in my sleep before only to wake up in a slightly different reality. Whoever made OP knows what they do, and how they do it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the more you look within the more you realize everything outside is a manipulation and distortion of truth

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over this entire vibrational thing, seems pretty gay to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just ramp it up to quakes, king

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on how you look at it, it can be seen as dancing. Not all dance is "gay".
      This is a universal property of light (and by extension, of matter and sound).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you wish to understand the universe, think of energy, frequency, and vibration.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If you wish to understand the universe, think of energy, frequency, and vibration.
          Not quite.
          Do your quantum mechanics reps, you'll see what I mean quickly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Something tells me you're reactively burping up a plattitude when you respond with "energy freq vibration" to my post about "vibration" also being possible to perceive as "dancing".
          I've plenty of "vibration" already so keep your plattitude.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We have a predator that came from the depths of the cosmos and took over the rule of our lives. Human beings are its prisoners. The Predator is our lord and master. It has rendered us docile, helpless. If we want to protest, it suppresses our protest. If we want to act independently, it demands that we don't do so... I have been beating around the bush all this time, insinuating to you that something is holding us prisoner. Indeed we are held prisoner! "This was an energetic fact for the sorcerers of ancient Mexico ... They took us over because we are food for them, and they squeeze us mercilessly because we are their sustenance. just as we rear chickens in chicken coops, the predators rear us in human coops, humaneros. Therefore, their food is always available to them." "No, no, no, no," [Carlos replies] "This is absurd don Juan. What you're saying is something monstrous. It simply can't be true, for sorcerers or for average men, or for anyone." "Why not?" don Juan asked calmly. "Why not? Because it infuriates you? ... You haven't heard all the claims yet. I want to appeal to your analytical mind. Think for a moment, and tell me how you would explain the contradictions between the intelligence of man the engineer and the stupidity of his systems of beliefs, or the stupidity of his contradictory behaviour. Sorcerers believe that the predators have given us our systems of belief, our ideas of good and evil, our social mores. They are the ones who set up our hopes and expectations and dreams of success or failure. They have given us covetousness, greed, and cowardice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is the predators who make us complacent, routinary, and egomaniacal." "'But how can they do this, don Juan? [Carlos] asked, somehow angered further by what [don Juan] was saying. "'Do they whisper all that in our ears while we are asleep?" "'No, they don't do it that way. That's idiotic!" don Juan said, smiling. "They are infinitely more efficient and organized than that. In order to keep us obedient and meek and weak, the predators engaged themselves in a stupendous manoeuvre stupendous, of course, from the point of view of a fighting strategist. A horrendous manoeuvre from the point of view of those who suffer it. They gave us their mind! Do you hear me? The predators give us their mind, which becomes our mind. The predators' mind is baroque, contradictory, morose, filled with the fear of being discovered any minute now." "I know that even though you have never suffered hunger... you have food anxiety, which is none other than the anxiety of the predator who fears that any moment now its manoeuvre is going to be uncovered and food is going to be denied. Through the mind, which, after all, is their mind, the predators inject into the lives of human beings whatever is convenient for them. And they ensure, in this manner, a degree of security to act as a buffer against their fear."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sorcerers of ancient Mexico were quite ill at ease with the idea of when [the predator] made its appearance on Earth. They reasoned that man must have been a complete being at one point, with stupendous insights, feats of awareness that are mythological legends nowadays. And then, everything seems to disappear, and we have now a sedated man. What I'm saying is that what we have against us is not a simple predator. It is very smart, and organized. It follows a methodical system to render us useless. Man, the magical being that he is destined to be, is no longer magical. He's an average piece of meat." "There are no more dreams for man but the dreams of an animal who is being raised to become a piece of meat: trite, conventional, imbecilic.”

        ― Carlos Castaneda, The Active Side of Infinity

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he serve under captain Jane way?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will behead an archon with a comically large astral sword

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a coincidence that this is the exact order my spiritual encounters went?
    >first shadow people
    >then "spirit guides"
    >then demons harassing me to go no further

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recently reached the demon killing stage after megadosing on sunlight and sungazing all this week (there's a reason "they" tell the goyim sunlight is bad for them, it's giving me psychic powers).

    Anyway, I was inside my astral realm and the demons didn't like that I was charging myself up with sunlight after a long winter being deprived, so I started killing them. The demons were in disguise as humans until I used my They Live glasses to see what they really were. Eventually an old granny was talking to me in the astral realm so I put on my glasses and her true form was an ugly bald troony wearing makeup, finally I had found the demon giving me thoughts of becoming a gay castrated troony, I knew this was my chance to kill the troony demon but it was able to hypnotize me and convince me not to kill it.

    If I don't kill the transgender demon it will convince me to become a castrated troony.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      liar detected. spirit guide sent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and then the meth wore off and i realized i wasn't in the astral plane but my local middle school, and these were just regular sunglasses.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Could this really be how things are? This is how it is on Earth, so could it also be an "as below so above" situation that permeates all realms? Could all realms be controlled by corrupt communist transgender libtard slavemaster psychopath weaklings who are only in control because they're a hivemind that hates freedom, just like Earth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interpretation variability matters

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