>Mario Chalmers, a former Miami Heat guard and teammate of Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James, shared an interesting superstition that James...

>Mario Chalmers, a former Miami Heat guard and teammate of Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James, shared an interesting superstition that James has before games.

>According to Chalmers, James lays out his jersey on the floor before the game, and nobody is allowed to step over it.

>If someone steps over it, he will have the equipment manager get him a brand-new jersey, shorts, tights, headband, armband, and socks

alright what kind of satanic voodoo is this? did he sell his soul to the devil? is he letting some kind of spirit into his body by doing this? puts an empty outfit flat on the floor before every game. he also has a special chair that he sits in that if anyone else sits in the other team mates get them out of the chair and say "ay yyoyoyo yoyooyo.. no.. get out thats bron's chair." that part i can see as the autism. but the empty flat uniform on the floor is odd.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dammit, I burned the jersey, shorts, tights, headband, armband, and socks
    >HOW could I BE so CARELESS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in thneedville, its a brand (new) dawwwwwwwwwwn

      You wouldnt burn dinner if you spent more time paying attention

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black people just believe moronic shit.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean, athletes in general are a superstitious bunch for sure

    you ever seen an nba locker room? i'm guessing lebron would put it on the floor by his locker/area so no real reason for anyone to have to step over it so i can see why he'd develop some superstitious shit with that.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Respect the streak. Always.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jeez mj really liked 666

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black people like to assert dominance in trivial ways, nothing paranormal about this.
    Lebron is letting everyone in the locker room know that he is in charge, if you mess with HIS preparation YOU will be shamed.
    It’s elementary levels of arrogance and ego.
    I do think Lebron has an occult link but not this instance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You never played a sport have you? Its everywhere not just blacks. Just google white baseball player rituals. Your welcome incel shutins.
      Look at esport gays too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's very bad to steal Jobu's rum

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God came to LeBron James, and said, "LeBron, are you a man?"
    LeBron said, "I am a man. a basketball player too."
    God said, "you ain't nothin unless you put your jersey on. cus you said alongside you're manhood, 'i am basketball player'"
    LeBron said, "I don't understand, Lord, but if you say it is true, it is true."
    God said, "then I have this prophesy for you: you will NEVER be on your A-game if you let other men step over or on you."
    LeBron said, "well I never do that, so I should be fine." and he smiled with prideful glee.
    God said, "then I lay this curse upon you, unless you are to lay on the ground, flat, and not let anyone step on our over you, you will NOT be on your A-game." then He laid out the roots of the curse, that he must low flat on the ground since being paid for the game until the game begins.
    LeBron said, "shit Lord, I just don't wanna do that."
    God said, "then you are to lay your jersey down, for you said, 'i am a basketball player', and a basketball player ain't nothin but a jersey to me."
    God told him, "don't let anyone after over you and you will surely have all your practice make you win,"
    and 'Bron said, "may it be so."
    and God said, "and if a man so step on or over you, you must step on them, and demand a new uniform. I assure you, verily, if you do not, you will be stepped on during the game."

    and LeBron was ashamed and guilty, questioning why the Lord has bestowed this curse on him, to which the lord sent a sign, as the youthful prophets declared, "you done been cursed LeBron! cursed by God for being a b***h ass homie!" for indeed at Jezebels request was LeBron a b***h ass homie, who tried Gods true love it or jealousy and pride.

    amen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a post on /x/ that makes total sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      powerful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Will there be refreshments after the sermon?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's pride and ego to the extreme

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Chalmers peaked in 2008.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He also pretends to read books for the camera. Irl he reads at a 5th grade level.

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