>lying in bed trying to go to sleep. >turn around in bed to lie on your side

>lying in bed trying to go to sleep
>turn around in bed to lie on your side
>see pic related peeking at you from your bedroom door

What would you do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turn to the other side

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unzip my dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does your dick have a zipper

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because inside it is an enormous dick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's how cyborg foreskin works

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him to leave me alone and go away

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take my pants of and stick my butt up while I pretend I am asleep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like every woman after a night out at the bar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not consent, anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There is no bigger turn off than affirmative consent; that’s at least what these beings believe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Diddy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do a reality check.
    If it's a dream, probably try fricking it.
    If it's real, promptly shit myself.

  7. 1 month ago
    Bobby Bonobo

    FRICK IT THEN EAT IT

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was in such a situation with a friend. We were chilling and talking on a night over at his place, about two hours after blue light pored through his windows and around 3am. Such a thing opened his door and peeped at us, though about 2/3rds of the face was visible in our experience. The whole peep show lasted about one and half to two seconds, then the figure abruptly closed the door. It looked kind of shocked that we were still awake, but we were obviously talking and had a lamp on. I guess it was expecting the super sleep hypnosis/paralysis/trance field to be on and active and it wasn’t working or something, I don’t know. The only person there in the house with us was his mom who was sleeping downstairs so my first thought was, “Damn my friend’s mom looks really sick,” then I realized the head was about at door knob height and the face wasn’t recognizably any kind of thing I’d seen on a human. Anyway, my friend starting saying, “What was tha-” after the door closed and I very sternly silently shushed him, and we didn’t talk for about an entire hour, just sat there staring at the door. After that hour we just continued taking about it and did not go to sleep. The next morning we asked his mom if she had come up to check on us in the night and she said no. So basically what I did in such a peep circumstance was to be vigilant and listen carefully, but now my schizo ass would yell such things as “Lord rebuke you!” and “I have authority to tread on snakes and scorpions; does a little bug wanna get squished?”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would probably be a little startled upon waking and then I'd try to communicate with the little guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why, are you generally game for a round or two of fetishistic medical torture with no anesthesia in the wee hours of the night or are you only so kinky when a foreigner breaks into your home?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it's peaking from the door and hasn't tried to grab me maybe it's being cautious. Did it actually break in or has it been with me all along in a higher dimension overlapping me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. If it looks like what ghostfricker anon described; would try to the ayy.
    Otherwise after the initial guttural terror wears off I would try to communicate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what ghostfricker anon described
      quick rundown

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cave in the skull of the nignog trespassing ayy, I don't care that you come from another galactic hood, you want to come in peace knock on the door

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell it to leave in the name of the Word, Yeshua, and watch as it is grudgingly compelled to obey. Aliens are demons, and nothing anyone says will change my mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Humans create the most powerful thought form through collective belief for 200p years, the most fanatical faith the universe has ever seen, a multidimensional egreoguere acting a as guardian to mankind
      >Be interdimensional ayy aware of the effects of consciousness in reality
      Get BTFO as it hears the incantation " IN THE NAME IS JESUS CHRIST"
      >literal wizards and paladins of the universe

      Magic exist, and unironically Jesus Christ is king

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No there is no magic the word magic is just a substitute word for modern humanity for things they dont understand the working mechanism of....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pendant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if it has got a hard body and technology behind it then you would still have to hunt it down to be sure it wont come back anytime soon (with mechanic weapons)
      just to be sure

      and it will flee not because of its "demonic" origin but only because its technology..... or as you cavemen would call it "magic" is not working at those moments for some reason

      but there might be huge differences and some might visit with good intention and different looks so sometimes maybe dont target it if you are not sure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mechanical weapons
        >implying they don't just flee the vessel to the factory to inhabit another
        There's a reason they don't retrieve crashes and give 0 fricks about the pilots.
        Even if they did care, if it was a really important mission and they couldn't be fricked to send out another, they would just freeze you or dull your consciousness until you can't fight back.
        Yeshua anon might be onto something though. They seem to really hate Jesus, they call crosses "slave collars".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      King

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Various experiences who prayed during their abductions only to find out the aliens were amused

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call upon Wotan for power and tear it limb from limb in divinely empowered rage.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would absolutely shit my bed bro

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOO SUP homie

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do what I did the last time it happened. Stab it in the eyes and chase down it's friends. At least, that's what always happens when they're in my dreams.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have an irrational trauma/terror to the ayyyyyyys since I was around 8yo. I'm a 33 yo gay and still the feeling of dread persists to this day...

    Does anyone feels or felt the same?
    How can I overcome this fear to something that doesn't exist and I have never seen before?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At about the same age I started having nightmares about them constantly. All the way into my 30s. Then one night after a particularly bad week, I just had enough. In the beginning of a dream with them again something in my mind snapped and I told them to frick off. From there, I stabbed one in the eye and the rest were too shocked to immediately respond. The nightmares have since ended and so has my fear of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible honestly.

      Charge at it with knife. At least if I die I die as a warrior.

      No fricking alien/demon shit will disturb my peace without repercussions. And what else is here to do anyway? Lie still? As the space rapist does what he wants? Aliens and demons whatever the frick israelite shit can frick off.

      t. Sag

      I'm that poster. I used the be afraid of that crap like you. You have to understand that you will have no choice if shit like that happens. I honestly doubt it will. 99,9% chance that you wait or fear fricking nothing.

      Alien abductions are most common in third world countries and America. Take it as you will man. But I doubt it's actual aliens doing the abductions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do exist and you have absolutely nothing to fear as proved through the double slit experiment you are literally creating your own fear based reality through your belief and perception of a negative entity wanting to harm you. I would absolutely suggest meditation and praying to god, your archangel guardians and loving guides for faith and healing and truth by giving them complete permission to do so, to help in delivering you from negative belief systems and thought processes, because the higher dimensional beings on our planet and throughout the galaxy only want to help us and spread all loving and positive energies. Your are a higher dimensional being yourself living the illusion of a 3D reality. Healing your pineal gland can also give you a better connection to your soul and intuition and thereby making communication with your angel guides that much easier. I wish the best for you friend! I love you very much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're a fricking moron. How do u think they detect electron or photons? Its the equipment that interacts with them that causes the change. Now youtube click bait videos and science for dummies has taught you brainlets some kind of law of attraction make your own reality bullshit.
        An 'observer' is not needed. When they talk about the observer in the experiment they are talking about scientific equipment used to measure it. Therefore humans 'create their own reality' as much as the screen the photon hit.
        In fact anything the photon interacts with causes the wave function to collapse. How about an empty beer bottle, that creating its own reality?
        It just pisses me off, someone asks a question and he gets pray to your 5d archangel guardians and don't worry anyway you're really god manifesting blah blah blah
        Greys are evil c**ts. Frick them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and i'll continue by saying if they are visiting you it's for one or two reasons OP.
          1. Your family has been victim of this through the generations and they are continuing whatever the frick they are doing through you.
          2. You have elevated yourself above the herd through dreams or spirituality and that got their attention. You may notice you're suddenly not the man you used to be - In this case you've had your wings clipped.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is a good post, I am not the OP you quoted but I love you too friend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I love you
          Gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do exist and you have absolutely nothing to fear as proved through the double slit experiment you are literally creating your own fear based reality through your belief and perception of a negative entity wanting to harm you. I would absolutely suggest meditation and praying to god, your archangel guardians and loving guides for faith and healing and truth by giving them complete permission to do so, to help in delivering you from negative belief systems and thought processes, because the higher dimensional beings on our planet and throughout the galaxy only want to help us and spread all loving and positive energies. Your are a higher dimensional being yourself living the illusion of a 3D reality. Healing your pineal gland can also give you a better connection to your soul and intuition and thereby making communication with your angel guides that much easier. I wish the best for you friend! I love you very much.

      Frequency healing also does wonders for repairing DNA, improving your mental and emotional health, connecting you with your soul and guides and healing the pineal gland!

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey bro, me too. I'm 35 now. Between ages of 7 - 12 I was obsessed with UFOs and aliens. I would watch as much TV as I could about it. The internet wasn't as readily available then as it is today, at least in our household, so I didn't have access to the information people do today.

      At some point I started being terrified of them. I also had a fear of E.T. and destroyed the VHS copy my family owned. I just knew something wasn't right, that it was evil.

      Even just looking at that painting gives me Goosebumps and fills me with dread.

      Today I'm an Orthodox Christian and I'm of the view that these are not what they present themselves as and what our popular culture and disinformation agents like Steven Greer and his sort present them as. They are literally fallen angels/demons using science fiction, which has become so ubiquitous in our culture, to lead us astray from Jesus Christ and terrorize us, sowing mass confusion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent post, I have had a similar experience, you made it out the wilderness, God is great!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      34 here and been dealing with them since I was 6
      I cannot sleep unless I've had a few beers in me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I grew up with a dad who, before he left, was absolutely obsessed with ayys to the point where there generally wasn't a single moment of the day he wasn't researching them or watching videos/docs about them.

      I think this was from about 7 - 9 years old and it crippled me until I was about 19, maybe? I couldn't be alone and I couldn't get up at night to go piss because the intense feeling of dread, that I was going to be confronted by one in the kitchen or that one would be looking at me through the window etc.

      On top of constant abduction nightmares and a recurring one where I'd look out my bedroom window and see a grey staring at me from behind our shed, one time I had the same dream but form the perspective of my back door, it got up and walked at me until I woke up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 27 now and the dread has entirely left me but I'm convinced it's because at 22 I came pretty close to dying from suicidal anorexia and honestly came back a new person and turned everything around, I'm generally not a spiritual person but I dunno, feels right when I think about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It started at 5. I laid down in my bed and then a "jolt" passed through me, orange light in my room. I could not move a single muscle. That's when I saw a "tall grey" enter the room. After that I do not remeber anything. I used to call them electric skeleton as I did not know anything about ayys or ufo's. Fast foward to now and it started again but this time it's an grey but she looks like Isis. She wanted me to be with her I told her no. I feel like I'm getting stalked/hunted. Not gangstalked but by an non-human entity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      beat the frick out of it, I work out so that I can kill a gray with my bare hands. This is not a joke. I could absolutely destroy an alien.

      Yes, when I first saw the cover of Communion I had a legit panic attack. Like, heart pounding, body locking up, chills and tingles all over, adrenaline dump type panic attack.

      I don't know if it's a weird phobia or I was actually abducted, but I do know that I saw "owl women" as a kid. I kept telling my mom about how they were watching us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The AYY meme helped me a lot. I just can't take these little fricks seriously anymore.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charge at it with knife. At least if I die I die as a warrior.

    No fricking alien/demon shit will disturb my peace without repercussions. And what else is here to do anyway? Lie still? As the space rapist does what he wants? Aliens and demons whatever the frick israelite shit can frick off.

    t. Sag

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Invite him or her into my bed for sex

  21. 1 month ago
    Satoshi Nakamoto

    Usually if that happens you know you "are being watched" before you turn your physical eyes, so it's better not to turn anyway

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m pulling out my 6 inch wang

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happens to me daily. Just turn back over

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give E.T. a crash course on the castle doctrine.
    I wonder if I'd get a national holiday or a statue on Pennsylvania Avenue or something for being the first man to slot a spaceman.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i spent several years fully conscious during a majority of the visits.. for me it would simply be a matter of whether i recognize the being or not. last time i was fully conscious while onboard and as they returned me to the location that had picked me up from i didn't recognize the little guy.. he seemed like a younger generation and had a slightly different attitude than the beings i had been familiar with years before. that last time was the very early days of june of 2020

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the first time was a big deal though.. happened in 1991. i was shocked at the moment by the fact that i recognized him from a previous encounter that i had no conscious understanding of until the moment i was standing fully conscious in front of him again years later

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, it's lain!

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let me read about your people

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the very idea scares the shit outta me and ruined my evening yesterday but i decided to come back and post and i have an extreme primal fear of big black eyes. i also cant stand being near big owls in the zoo etc. i am aware of "the forth kind" but this started decades before. now i dont claim to have been abducted because i cant really prove more than severe sleep paralysis.
    i am really no pussy but i honestly believe id just pass out.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chase after it and DEMAND answers about our existence!
    also i make him take me to his ship and get me out of this hellhole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt be suprised if it anwers:
      >i was about to ask you the same thing bro.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I invite it into bed with me.
    >inb4 it smells
    I’ve been using sulfur soap to acclimate myself.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pull out a whiteboard and proceed to explaing him how he isn't an actual alien

  32. 1 month ago
    Anime Protagonist

    >Frigidity

    I was about to make erotic comments but I've decided not to make with the happy times since most people are uncool and prefer to be sad for the love of money , that and existential fear.

    "Lose the weights chief"

    >In my mind I'm free and rising

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread or full bot post?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pray for protection to God from deceptive and evil entities unto peace.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They all fall to .45 ball. What have I to fear?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting mindjacked before you can reach your holster and suddenly deciding that you've no reason to draw it anymore, these small beings are harmless friends that you totally invited into your house and now they're going to take you to theirs for some medical procedures you would never to object to or even want to.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen those aliens before with my own eyes. The trick is to not be paralyzed with fear. Your hands go right through them. Stand up and hit them. Walk into them. You'll see that they're really ghosts, and ghosts are much easier to deal with. It's just they're ghosts with the ability to paralyze you, so don't let them paralyze you. If you don't want to be paralyzed, then there's nothing stopping you from fighting back.

    Closing your eyes also makes them disappear. They can't act when they're not visible.

    It is NOT sleep paralysis. It is real, and they can and will hurt you. But you are stronger than them and they can't control you unless you let them. I'm pretty sure they're holograms piloted remotely.

    Once you understand the ~~*MECHANISM*~~ it all makes sense. I recommend you read Manga if you want to understand mechanisms more. Just go with the flow and you're invincible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Your hands go right through them. Stand up and hit them. Walk into them. You'll see that they're really ghosts
      >It is NOT sleep paralysis. It is real, and they can and will hurt you.

      I don't think I understand. They are not corporeal, but they can still hurt you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this sounds very much like this rancher reported. stardust ranch or what was it? they even had a duplicate of his wife spending an entire evening with him when she was gone? remember that case?
        anyway you are creeping me out i still couldnt sleep lmao. and it has been over 10 years i had a serious episode like this. and i cannot remember ever seeing one directly but feeling the presence and maybe seeing humaniod shapes.
        i however literally pissed myself a little in the cologne zoo once because of a snow owl but i guess its that goddamn movie. i am 38 and have been in jail 3 times so i am by god no whiny b***h but these things they scare the shit out of me. like a hardcoded response.

        >I've seen those aliens before with my own eyes. The trick is to not be paralyzed with fear. Your hands go right through them. Stand up and hit them. Walk into them. You'll see that they're really ghosts, and ghosts are much easier to deal with. It's just they're ghosts with the ability to paralyze you, so don't let them paralyze you. If you don't want to be paralyzed, then there's nothing stopping you from fighting back.
        >Closing your eyes also makes them disappear. They can't act when they're not visible.
        >It is NOT sleep paralysis. It is real, and they can and will hurt you. But you are stronger than them and they can't control you unless you let them. I'm pretty sure they're holograms piloted remotely.
        >Once you understand the ~~*MECHANISM*~~ it all makes sense. I recommend you read Manga if you want to understand mechanisms more. Just go with the flow and you're invincible.
        interesting
        may be useful

        If they win the fight over your body, you're FRICKED. It's decided within the first 10 minutes of seeing them. DO NOT let them paralyze you. If you're paralyzed, you're FRICKED and are getting abducted. And then they will CONTINUE to abduct you from there on out, since you're now marked for life.
        If you resist paralysis, they're incorpreal and massive pussies. You will literally walk right through them your hands will go through their heads and they're not there, and at that point they frick off.

        Possibly they're the prepping stage for the actual abduction before real ayys come in, but if you see one, just don't be afraid. As long as you can move your body, you'll win the effort. They can't do anything if you're actively resisting so they rely completely on achieving full body paralysis first. They probably frick off to the next victim if you're too much trouble, and it's also probably why they send holograms to do it.

        Once you realize they're MASSIVE pussies, they're not that scary. But DO NOT let them paralyze you or else it'll never end and they'll always come back occasionally until you learn to resist them.

        If you resist them once they'll stop appearing as frequently, but will still try since you're their mark. But the more you successfully resist, the longer they frick off hoping you forget what you learned. This is why they target the mentally vulnerable in the first place, and it's why they can disappear for years or even decades as you get older. But always be ready for them, never let your guard down, or else it'll be back to business as usual with weekly abductions before you know it.
        >captcha: JESUS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they're demons.
          Lord Jesus Christ Son of God have Mercy on us sinners.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't you take a screenshot of your captcha??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds very much like this rancher reported. stardust ranch or what was it? they even had a duplicate of his wife spending an entire evening with him when she was gone? remember that case?
      anyway you are creeping me out i still couldnt sleep lmao. and it has been over 10 years i had a serious episode like this. and i cannot remember ever seeing one directly but feeling the presence and maybe seeing humaniod shapes.
      i however literally pissed myself a little in the cologne zoo once because of a snow owl but i guess its that goddamn movie. i am 38 and have been in jail 3 times so i am by god no whiny b***h but these things they scare the shit out of me. like a hardcoded response.

    • 1 month ago
      DoctorGreen

      >I've seen those aliens before with my own eyes. The trick is to not be paralyzed with fear. Your hands go right through them. Stand up and hit them. Walk into them. You'll see that they're really ghosts, and ghosts are much easier to deal with. It's just they're ghosts with the ability to paralyze you, so don't let them paralyze you. If you don't want to be paralyzed, then there's nothing stopping you from fighting back.
      >Closing your eyes also makes them disappear. They can't act when they're not visible.
      >It is NOT sleep paralysis. It is real, and they can and will hurt you. But you are stronger than them and they can't control you unless you let them. I'm pretty sure they're holograms piloted remotely.
      >Once you understand the ~~*MECHANISM*~~ it all makes sense. I recommend you read Manga if you want to understand mechanisms more. Just go with the flow and you're invincible.
      interesting
      may be useful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fricking hologram you moron

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off while maintaining decisive eye contact
    Look, there was a time when I was really REALLY afraid of ghosts and darkness for some reason. Grew up with those grainy shitty ghost videos.
    One night I was home alone and I fapped to some silly hentai, and I had the same thought.
    >what if i see a ghost peeking at me from behind my bedroom door
    And I burst out laughing at the mental image. It's so fricking silky, I haven't been afraid or even pay attention to the seriousness of a paranormal encounter ever since. I think it's one of those facts of the Dao, universe, God whatever, that the goofy are protected. After all you need to become like children, Jesus said.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill aliens
    Behead aliens in the streets
    Roundhouse kick an alien into the curb
    Crash into aliens at 60 mph
    Break aliens bones
    Nuke aliens
    Throw an alien baby into the trash can

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask for a bedtime story and offer to share my blanket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna give it the ol' anal probe aren't you? This is why aliens think it's custom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Question for you: If you spent the night and found a condom up your ass in the morning would you tell anyone?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In my own house it would certainly be a cause for concern. At least I don't have aids

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But would you tell anyone?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In my own house it would certainly be a cause for concern. At least I don't have aids

            Okay, let's say we went camping and you woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It seems you're not the only spy

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would ask if it was the shadow person that appeared the same way in the mirror reflection as a kid. Then I would ask about [REDACTED]

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask if it's got a doobie

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As always it depends on what it does. Usually they just watch. They've never come into my home so if one did I would only assume it was there to do something to me or my family. Assuming I can move, I would go for the iron sword I keep next to my bed that I had made for beheading them.
    If it leaves, my plan is to get out of bed and loosely follow to make sure it's gone. Chances are it would have shifted dimensions and yeeted itself out of my field of view after I saw it anyways.
    If it comes at me, I face it with blade in hand. No mercy for their soulless drones if they turn hostile.
    If I'm ayy mindraped and can't do anything then I'm fricked I guess. I start praying and try to channel whatever energies I can to protect my physical and astral form.

    Purge all xenos.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would poopy in my panties

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    punch it in its homosexual little fricking face, obviously. what kind of little b***h creeps around in the shadows like that?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show him my scalie folder and ask if reptilians have big breasts and giant futa wieners like humans think they do.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Offer it my wife and watch.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    call to jesus

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do?
    Refuse to sleep alone for the next few years.
    Ask my parents to sit in in my room as I fall asleep, then decide to sleep in my parent's room. Develop a habit of always sleeping under the covers for the rest of my life in case they return.

    Record the details of the technology and thinking patterns they describe. Use it to ace school and breeze through a lucrative biotechnology career.

    30 years later get annoyed when they want to watch me meditate, even though they are generally encouraging and benevolent, knowing that they can paralyze my body and affect my memories even better than I've learned to.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You truly believe aliens came from across the universe to frick with you before you go to bed because even though to them they are normal beings and you are too they are fully aware of our culture and physiology to know that this would be a subtle way of evoking that situation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're from here and their whole plan is to be absurd, ostracize you from your community with strange experiences, and just generally frick with you and scramble your worldview.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw bedside SBR and NODs for the past 4 years but no aliens

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My what large eyes you have there. You must be cave-dwellers. Would be a shame if someone...
    https://youtube.com/shorts/FUgCas2NqBc?si=GC61YB_bqiLbhWEf

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I researched the flat earth and lo and behold it's dumb

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start jerking off.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure they cant escape and maybe get some lube

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well first id probably shit myself then i would call upon the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and savior.

    "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I fear no evil, for You are with me;"
    - Psalms 23:4

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell it to frick off and that it's not allowed to be in here.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LOSE MY SHIT.

    I'LL BET YOU THEY LEAVIN THE DOOR OPEN, AND THAT MEAN THE THERMOSTAT CUT ON. THAT THERMOSTAT CUT ON MEAN MY LIGHTBUILL GOES UP.

    MY LIGHTBILL GO UP, MY FOOT GO UP THEY ASS!

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically got dogpiled by a shitload of them when i woke out of the trance and said Im going to frick this thing up for touching me along with this boiling rage i cant describe to this day. I felt these pushes at me to calm down and peace. I remember my throat hurting like hell and having to shit really bad and being in a bag after that. I remember moments of it. they treated me like a really pissed off cat at a groomers. it was humiliating as hell.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape It in self defense and eating It, not in that particular order

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get up and challenge it to a fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, they have little necks, you could easily wring it.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably now the paralysis has kicked in and they are trying to mentally influence me into be a docile little frick machine. This is the moment I've been training for, no NHI-Thot is getting my baby batter. Remembering techniques learned from Ann Duffel's "how to defend yourself against alien abduction", I focus on regaining control of a single digit, as I recite the Orthadox prayer of protection. The paralysis is broken, now the fun can begin. I finish removing my clothes. Fully erect, I begin yelling President Whitmore's speech from Independence Day as I advance on the tallest entity. The smaller greys attempt to intercept me, I grab one and crush its head between my hands, I snap anothers its neck effortlessly, not even slowing in pursuit of my prey. The tall grey attempts to escape me by phasing through the drywall but it doesn't realize I can walk through walls too, these walls, are paper thin, I burst through like the cool-aid man. A final short grey attempts to stop me, raising a black, wand like device towards me. I'm quicker, I snatch the wand right out of its pitifully weak grip. Then I grab the greylet, bend him over my knee and violently sodomize it with its own weapon, never breaking eye contact with the tall one, itself now paralyzed with fear. It manages to regain its composure just as I am upon it. Its attempts to physically resist only fuel my rage boner as I burst my wiener through its chest cavity. I begin to thrust into it, its mental screams accelerate my lust, I'm close. Forcing it to its knees, I force my wiener into its tight vestigial mouth cavity just as I bust. I pull out, my massive human wiener has permanently changed its thin mouth slit into an open mouth look of shock. I think this amusing visage at it, then point to a mirror to allow it to confirm its disfigurement. I let this one escape with one last mental message: "Send More"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man that was good

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pull my fully loaded glock with one in the chamber and the safety already off from underneath my pillow and shoot it

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape it.

  65. 1 month ago
    Glow_Nigga

    Grab the lube from the side of my bed!

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Engage in a staring contest until he leaves. And if he moves, I'm chasing.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get “visits” from them. The first time i was scared to death and I believe they use the fear as a gateway to controlling you. When I got older I learned that if you fight back, they eventually just leave you alone. At first it’s hard to move, and feels like when you’re in a dream, but I kept trying. I punched one of them and it honestly felt hollow. I would also have violent thoughts and project them as best as I could. I would frick those lil’ nighas in the ass

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jerking off or using phantom limbs makes them go away, they also piss off if you grab your smartphone

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Already experienced something like this a few years ago.
    I took a double-take in bed for 10-20 seconds before getting up and searching where it went within the house.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Las Vegas family who claimed to see aliens in their backyard is back in the news one year later, saying they had poltergeist activity in their house following the encounter. Not uncommon among CEIII.
    https://www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/las-vegas-nonhuman-ufo-encounter-traumatizing-teen-says/

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    say hello

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call Jesus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, my child. I'm always listening

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would suppose that they have a deeper understanding of math and science and even psychic etc. realities. Thus I would do something like what I learned when i was a child, go through math proofs in your head to facilitate a connection. I'm talking Pi, geometry, algebra, and basic stuff
    I would then pull out my AR-15 and Waste all of them

  74. 1 month ago
    you

    Josh I told you not to take my key!

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