>Lol, the Bible?

>Lol, the Bible? The people back then had no idea what the frick science even was. Of course they just made shit up. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition, Text Revision (DSM-5-TR) features the most current text updates based on scientific literature with contributions from more than 200 subject matter experts.
>That's literally 200 elite doctors who know every human being on earth and wrote the perfect book for us to heckin' learn from. Their definitions are updated all the time and it's all medical opinions because it's not real facts, but that's just how life is, morons. Trust the science! Purchase our next book update to have an even newer version of reality's definitions that our 200 subject matter experts agree is what everyone in the world should follow.
>Take your meds!
>Lol your probably bipolar!
>Uh.... Schizo!
>Uhm, guys?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out the Bible was the only true book in the world

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never needed revising. Only has helpful translations for language barriers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grade A delusion

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is quite literally forbidden to alter the Bible.
          You want to frick around and find out, that's on you, but you were warned.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bet. That's why fhe english version has more than 450 versions and why there are countless books been deliberately left out because they contradicted the false monotheism narrative the israelites who wrote your holy book were trying to convey. Christcucks are literally the lowest iq people on the planet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ur a moron, just read the one unchanged version

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah it was only revised every single second in the last Millenia to suit the whims of tyrants and despots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quran**, it's so sacred that It never was changed, Bible has undergone many pseudo versions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bible never changed either
        Those versions you're speaking of are a convenient straw man to deceive you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you getting paid or something?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a change that's just a translation error.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That "error" shouldn't fricking be printend

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Science is just logic you dont know what logic is 1+1 =2 it shows what liars people are its very interesting. Theres been other things of the scientific method in hostory which do not formally state it as such. It is only when the masses get a certain rule set in stone of only a few simple sentences that they become civilized like sheep through the gate to be sheared. When there is a wolf present they run havoc get my drift? Be a shepherd and perhaps knock that sheep upside the head but its too stupid to understand even that: be wise

        You gonna put those words on your death bed when the time comes?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person muslim iq

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have not read the Quran go do it. I am not Muslim but that book has Divinite fingerprints all over it. It makes so much sense you almost get the feeling reality couldn't be so simple, or else we would never have had questiond about it.

          The Quran is not the Bible II and it is not the Vedas and it is not the Pali Canon. It is a majestic, theological treatise that feels both Semitic and Greek at times.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a God write a book?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            To help his creatures find him. You don't think he would throw us to the wolves, do you?

            Are you wondering why a book and not a magical vision apparent to all humanity? Because the human soul discovers god with the Intellect (NOT intelligence), with a process of interpretive and critical knowledge and experience. Lightshows and sorcery are for idiots, I am sorry. Mankind has been manipulated by these cheap displays for a long time.

            God cannot reveal himself fully in the world, for it would mean becoming his own creature (among other contradictions).

            God is sensed in the depths of the soul, in quiet meditations, in fiery being, in trials, and in the unfolding of language that we use to think, IE, in words, in

            The Book

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must be some kind of counterfeit human.
            I was born knowing my own religion, whose book is nowhere to be found, which is the logical thing to expect from a real God.
            It's a gnostic religion.
            Was born knowing what to do to be saved.
            And I did it, and it worked.

            But here you are, a suspicious being Who looks like me telling me to listen to him instead, and you don't seem to know the truth.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            As an ex-Gnostic and possible proto-Muslim, allow me to share.

            Over several years I pursued truth exclusively as self-knowledge, and denied sacred knowledge could even exist. Slowly my wisdom and faith left me. Slowly I came to believe in an Evil God and a Horrible World. I had a moment of clarity while quite ill and fearing death.

            "Why do I incline to believe in an Evil Demiurge or a Chaos Cosmos rather than a Far Off Absolute?"

            I knew the answer instantly

            "Because that way I make all the rules."

            All unrestrained sin leads to misery and sin. Perhaps you are wiser or stronger, yet I caution, be careful going it alone.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I was born knowing
            Gnostics were called gnostics (knowers) because they knew without anyone teaching.
            You're a larper, like the rest of NPCs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a plagiarized torah that was turned to a kids book so the Muslimtards would stop worshiping their pantheon of over 300+ deities. Allah is an agriculture deity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never needed revising. Only has helpful translations for language barriers.

      Amen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes the DSM, the same book that said the female organism is caused by hysteria. Psychiatry is a big pharma scam.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >orgasms is caused by cumming 🙂
        >thank for buyeing are science book 🙂

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The scam is they simply use their own flavor of word categorization to "fill in the blanks" with what they hope is a generally acceptable terminology.
            To an avid reader, it's evidentiary bullshit.
            To the average person in life who doesn't believe they are being scammed, they accept the definitions as presented merely due to the fact that some homosexuals wrote a book and said that's what it is.
            Their perspective is not absolute, nor is it perfect.
            In fact, it's short sighted to the point of apparently being intentionally malicious misinformation, used to coerce those they deem as "lesser minds" away from their central interests, in order to "filter" the ranks of the medical authority.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >average person
            Conformism is not compartable with persoonhood

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet you conveniently are located in the demographic aforementioned.... you just hate compartmentalization since it's forced upon you everywhere.
            The same line of thinking that scammers use to enrage persons' confusion of what gender they are.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are a cancer to this website, and you should lurk instead of posting so we can all enjoy a proper discourse like the good old days

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Science is just logic you dont know what logic is 1+1 =2 it shows what liars people are its very interesting. Theres been other things of the scientific method in hostory which do not formally state it as such. It is only when the masses get a certain rule set in stone of only a few simple sentences that they become civilized like sheep through the gate to be sheared. When there is a wolf present they run havoc get my drift? Be a shepherd and perhaps knock that sheep upside the head but its too stupid to understand even that: be wise

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We used to have innovation.
    Now we have 'peer review'.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerful.
      Joe Rogan needs to hear this, but he might not really get it at first.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t Freemason “committees” and ~~*translators*~~ changed most of the Bible? They’ve turned Jesus from a dangerous revolutionary into a meek little hippie. I think they’ve tried to hide how disruptive and aware Jesus was of the world’s true nature and of humanity’s origins despite never taking a blood oath to gain secret knowledge. He arrived at a higher level of consciousness all on his own without indoctrination into a death cult and this made him a problem to the established world older.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      great post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      great post

      Not really, samegay. No one cares to bite your shit bait.. how about you actually experience a real life community in your adult life, instead of cringing at your former childhood trauma's emotional defense mechanism to predisposition yourself removed from it all?
      You clearly aren't anyone of relevance to the world which you revere by merely existing and posting here... the only men you manage to move in this life are the failed sperms that leak out of your shriveled wiener

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're two different posters, lol. Not even sure what you meant at me.

        But I can see that you are afraid of people gaining awareness that Jesus was a Revolutionary.

        In other words, what makes you afraid is the Truth, what makes you thrive is lies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if it were 2 separate IP addresses, you are not 2 different posters at all.
          This goes beyond your understanding, since you're content feeding your esoteric mental vault with confetti and bullshit peddled by demonic strings of which you know origins not.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >since you're content feeding your esoteric mental vault

            What the other anon posted (that you insist is the same as me) is the obvious conclusion to anyone who:
            bothers to read the Bible and knows minimally about Politics.

            Yes, the amount of people who fufills this 2 criteria is abysmally low.
            But reading the New Testament isn't "Esoteric Knowledge", even if it may seem so because it is rare.

            Either way, why should I give credit someone who lives in Fear of the Truth?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also after smelling your fear, if I'm so irrelevant, what does that make of someone tailing someone irrelevant?

        Doesn't that beside a coward afraid of the Truth makes you lower than me?

        Lick my boot, and you may win something.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >since you're content feeding your esoteric mental vault

          What the other anon posted (that you insist is the same as me) is the obvious conclusion to anyone who:
          bothers to read the Bible and knows minimally about Politics.

          Yes, the amount of people who fufills this 2 criteria is abysmally low.
          But reading the New Testament isn't "Esoteric Knowledge", even if it may seem so because it is rare.

          Either way, why should I give credit someone who lives in Fear of the Truth?

          All you post is reddit. Frick off until you learn to think.
          At your rate... you need another 20 years minimum.

          I came to /x/ for the first time since 2008 or whatever, how in the frick are half the threads bibleshit and polhomosexualry

          where are the creepypasta threads nowadays

          >Yooo I'm a fraternity brooo haha I like totally was an /x/ guy I think that's the board I liked yeah lmfao yo what's up bros what's up with this place lmfaoooo why don't you guys want to talk about like bullshit I read on knowyourmeme about this place

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All you post is reddit.

            You're on an imageboard famous for trolling, and famous for a disdain in spoonfeeding people.

            Someone who lives in Fear of the Truth has no right to preach about who is more or less advanced.

            Overcome your adult version of having "fear of the dark" for a start. Then one might see you as older than a teenager.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of what you said is true though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All you post is reddit.

            You're on an imageboard famous for trolling, and famous for a disdain in spoonfeeding people.

            Someone who lives in Fear of the Truth has no right to preach about who is more or less advanced.

            Overcome your adult version of having "fear of the dark" for a start. Then one might see you as older than a teenager.

            The trips of truth certainly put a damper on anon's state of being

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of what you said is true though.

            So this really was a scripted AI I was replying to.
            Yeah, for bothering with a bot feels kinda dumb.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me know what I can do to prove that I'm human.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for proving that you are human. With AI this days it can get confusing and you never know, lol!

            Now why should someone who lives in Fear of the Truth be given credit?

            I mean no offense but it's very hard to give respect to a pussy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Posturing as compadres when you are leagues removed by your own dereliction
            Continue to edifice your sentiments for all to behold the splendor that is your own internal masturbations of self

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are making the wrong assumption that what you've said is true, which it isn't. The Bible is the one book that can never be truly edited. What's with the insults?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Bible is the one book that can never be truly edited.

            Alright, one thing is the older Bibles in Koine Greek/Aramaic/Hebrew.
            Those very likely unchanged and I agree it's close to impossible to change.

            Now go look at all the new edition Bibles and tell me they're not changed.

            NIV for starters.

            >What's with the insults?

            First day on imageboards? It's been part of imageboard culture since at least 2005.

            It's a way for users to toughen each other up, aswell as to see if the anonymous person you are talking to has a fragile ego or not.
            ie. nothing personal, just culture of the place.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Now go look at all the new edition Bibles and tell me they're not changed.
            If have, I've used the NIV quite a bit to quote from. Never read it front to back but from what I've seen it's legitimate. Whether it's one that will click with the specific individual or not is beyond for me to say, but the NIV is entirely valid from what I've seen. You see, the thing about the Bible is that it can never be truly understood without the holy Spirit. Doesn't matter what translation you read, whether you devote your entire life learning ancient greek and hebrew and read it from the most original source you can find, that doesn't guarantee you anything of value lol. This is the one thing that most people tend to overlook. With the holy Spirit, you'll be able to get whatever it is you need to get out of it, regardless of which modern translation you use (of course, save for the obvious fake ones).

            No, but it just seems like you're trying to aggravate instead of having a legitimate discussion. If you want to shit post and fling shit there's no problem with that, either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you want to shit post and fling shit there's no problem with that, either.

            You're taking it too personal.
            It's been enforced to be this way since 2005 at least, and a way to put egos aside from anoymous type of discussion, where the message is supposed to be worth more than the messenger.
            What is being said is supposed to be more important than who says it.
            This is one of one the ways to assure it stays that way.
            Everyone gets depreciation, no exceptions.

            >This is the one thing that most people tend to overlook. With the holy Spirit, you'll be able to get whatever it is you need to get out of it, regardless of which modern translation you use

            True I agree, but textually speaking, there have been cases of editing the contents for political convenience.

            Actually one of the points of the Church for not allowing the mass printing of Bibles was exactly to prevent this from happening.

            And you do end up agreeing with me on the core issue >(of course, save for the obvious fake ones).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not, and trust me I don't need you to "toughen me up" lol.

            Nah, the way you worded it earlier was you making the assumption that it was edited long ago by freemasons. Which now you've agreed with me saying save for a select few. It's not a core issue, because the edited ones are obvious that they're edited and no one who truly wants to read the Bible will use those translations. Those are translations meant for people who are already established in that cult and don't even really care about the Bible to begin with.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you making the assumption that it was edited long ago by freemasons

            You got the wrong person. I just agreed with his point that rulers textually edited the Bible, I made no claims on Freemasons&Bible whatsoever.

            >I don't need you to "toughen me up" lol.

            Again, it's not about you and me, it was never personal from the start, but how EerieWeb and imageboards is suposed to work.
            Regardless of social hierarchy, everyone supposed tobe be criticized just because, even if there is no "normal" reason. Kinda like being hazed by the drill seargeant.
            It's supposed to put egos aside the most possible, the fact you still see this as a "my ego versus your ego" means you still need time to get used to this type of atmosphere.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been here since 2009 I know how the website works. I'm telling you, the Bible isn't textually edited for most translations. The only ones that are, are the ones tied to strange offshoots and straight up cults. Which again, no one is going to be reading those outside of the cults.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            mere posts ago you were here since 2008 "or something"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            quote the post and I'll quickly screencap

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They hide in the shadow

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They best stay there because I know they fear the light.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm telling you, the Bible isn't textually edited for most translations.

            Would that mean the old Bibles in Koine Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic and Latin are sort of irrelevant because we can just enjoy the modern ones?

            mere posts ago you were here since 2008 "or something"

            It's *2005, newbie.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Would that mean the old Bibles in Koine Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic and Latin are sort of irrelevant because we can just enjoy the modern ones?
            Honestly, that's how I personally see it, but I wouldn't hold anyone back if that's what they wanted to read. Though I just see it as a bit over the top. Not irrelevant by the way, just not really necessary. Unless you're already capable of reading it. Some people are convinced that they have to read the older versions and it's not necessary, at all. It just brings up a lot of unnecessary hurdles imo.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Older Bibles are very important to keep to consult if someone is trying to trick you with some questionable edition or not.

            Basically they work as safeguards for quality control.
            One doesn't need to learn all the ancient languages, a group or simply having the more original writings already does a lot of effect in keeping the current edition Bibles in decent condition.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree wholeheartedly. Although I never needed them, I get where you're coming from.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The older ones have many entendres

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/8qZmojS.png

            Let me know what I can do to prove that I'm human.

            it's no use. That said anon may be the same guy who always posts about "muh AI" on other boards
            Ironically he's the only bot poster among us

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's no use.
            True

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least it is funny to witness. Irony is never lost for the true observers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how about you actually experience a real life community in your adult life,
        No thanks, its too bland, dreary, boring, souless and just shit in general.
        Its like eating shit for free, because its "right" thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how about you actually experience a real life community in your adult life
        Why i should be interested in talking with atheistic flavoored fundies and wild animals?
        And this feels like freudian slip

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't and never will be able to do that and it's clear you never read the Bible yourself or else you'd know that your post makes no sense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried telling the homosexual already, eagerly awaiting to see if reason can be instilled in him now that you have scribed it differently

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Person seems like he's trying to start shit and it's clear he wont be reasonable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, they are posting as though they see themselves in a trolling factory.. constructing volumes of formatted blog posts in "i'm a drunken meth head" fashion

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are on EerieWeb complaining that people engage in trolling..
            How many weeks ago did you start posting in here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They’ve turned Jesus from a dangerous revolutionary into a meek little hippie.
      That's why I follow Christ
      Seems to me I read the book and he was quite the badass.
      That and the thousand years really sealed it also. Still assmad over these things huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Still assmad over these things huh?
        2000 years later and still afraid of Jesus. Such types.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came to /x/ for the first time since 2008 or whatever, how in the frick are half the threads bibleshit and polhomosexualry

    where are the creepypasta threads nowadays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because in 2008 Science (at least not this openly) wasn't being used a State Religion.

      The words "Believe in Science" speak for themselves, scientific method was made to be questioned and re-challenged the most times possible.

      Now it's crystalyzing under a dogmatic consensus.

      Given people can feel "state religion" vibes, other former religions are associated in memory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Age became a spiritual dead end
      Creepypastas have all been done, so have unficton, found footage, ARGs, ect

      People want some real meat and potatoes of spiritually and the Bible was a mountain many people have yet to climb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Args are larp garbage, x is about the truth

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yem

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not schizophrenia and I don't hear "voices". I'm telepathic and I converse with spirits. They are calling OP all sorts of foul shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've become neurotically deluded by your own neuronal rootballing.
      Allow yourself some years to reorient to your baseline continuum and proceed to process your sentiments as regularly scheduled.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being jealous. You too can free yourself from first of all modernity. The uplifting comes later.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le I had to buy le tourist spiritual awakening package in le tropical oasis to really find myself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >buy
            Oh right. I'm anon here. I could fricking be anybody.

            If you met me, you would know! I take what I want.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chances are that people back than had much less understanding of the world than we do today. It's not saying much since people today are shit eating morons with little to no understanding of the world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually believe the opposite to be true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any theories on that? I'm genuinely curious.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It just seems like more people where spiritually inclined in the past as opposed to the more modern world. Like society did a trade off of spirituality for modern day living and understanding of the world through the lens of science. Even looking at the elderly, a lot of them tend to be spiritually devoted to religion and stuff, you don't really see that much anymore. I dont know if I properly expressed myself in what I'm trying to say but I hope it made sense.

          [...]
          [...]
          When the world is new, of course the first people are going to pass the story on to their kids.
          Generations later, here we are. Does 'degeneracy' ring any bells? Think on why the word even exists.

          I just feel like somewhere down the line people forgot about what this life is really about.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes
            Conveniently, it was written down, but not everyone cares to read the strategy guide for video games either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any theories on that? I'm genuinely curious.

      I actually believe the opposite to be true

      When the world is new, of course the first people are going to pass the story on to their kids.
      Generations later, here we are. Does 'degeneracy' ring any bells? Think on why the word even exists.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust every science but I also don't like religion

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop putting yourself in a box of science vs religion
    >first there was monkey
    >god thought we looked promising
    >gave us lukewarm sentience, bigger frontal lobe, we kept the monkey instincts
    >sent a few ambassadors to fix us
    >one in particular
    >ambassador does miracles
    >ambassador does population control (marriage)
    >ambassador gives us basic law so that we don't kill ourselves
    >ambassador exorcises some of his friends out of people to prove that he's good
    >ambassador is killed, his death moves us
    >now there are people, still got that monkey baggage but we are less likely to destroy ourselves

    Zoroastrianism was the first iirc and its symbol is a man flying on bird wings.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only box boy here is yourself, amazon return. if you can't glance 5 seconds across the internet and see the rife nepotism it's because you yourself are jerking off with your own fart juices

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know a white american male spent time making picrel

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deranged Satanic monkey has been posting these threads daily but only ends up making Christianity look better.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meds

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog coom in jehovas butt

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