Krishna is about to lure me away from Jesus, bros.

Krishna is about to lure me away from Jesus, bros. His playfulness is just so lovable… he’s pretty much the coolest person ever.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Krishna

    DO IT homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we had a talk from >37953332
      that thread. can we continue here?

      this was the last part
      >if you take transhumanism, once we deny the human essence, there is no Enlightenment basis for Universal morals and Universal "human rights." so the Discourse on Ethics proceeds in the form of Warfare between disparate bodily substrates.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta but this is why in the future we refer to "sentient rights"

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to smell Krishna’s fragrant lotus feet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Krishna does not lure people away from His Son.

        Jai

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nah just kills him right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean? Krishna kills His Son? Well sure - Krishna kills everyone, in so far as a person can be killed - which its not at all.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They also said asura was gonna kill all the evil in the world in one slice of his mega sword but here are

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >asura was gonna kill all the evil in the world
            Is this Zoroastrain? Asuras are generally unconcerned with what most consider good or evil. They are about power and positioning the self as the supreme center.

            >lol Krishna probably wants to kill himself with how hard i been frickin his mom
            >too bad he can't at all

            Yasoda would have no time for you. She is 1000% focused on Krishna. His whole family is.
            And Krishna can kill Himself when He wants to. He's done it before.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >check'd trips
            >yo soda?
            >i'd love a soda after tappin that ass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >lol Krishna probably wants to kill himself with how hard i been frickin his mom
            >too bad he can't at all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Someone needs a nap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >couldn't sleep
            >too busy frickin your mom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          such gentle feet

  3. 1 month ago
    Thought leader of /pol/

    He also have scary side you know right?
    In Ramayana he's not kill his opponent because he thinks it's " too easy"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Krishna
      >Ramayana
      slow clap

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the same gay shit. omg save me im shit save meeeee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it’s not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're in for a BIG surprise when you die.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you truly believe nothing will happen, it's a mirror. I think all paths are the "correct" path.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys dare me to eat the bugleweed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Made tea
      I'm feelin uhhh...
      A lil sleeeeepy
      Goodnight frens

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh friends,
    If at all you wish to have pleasure here in this material realm.
    If you wish to have good friends and family, or high social status.
    If you want wealth and power and luxury in the slightest bit.
    Then run from Krishna.
    Run as fast as you can away from the Darling of Vrindavan.
    Run from the Thief that will steal your heart.
    Run and never hear the sweet melody of His Flute.
    For love of Krishna will burn away all these desires.
    Krishna will leave you with nothing but His omnipotent love and support.
    Krishna will take from you all attachments and anxieties.
    Krishna will turn every bit of material existence to sour ash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If you want wealth and power and luxury in the slightest bit.
      Sounds like every single Indian I've ever met

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want a cute girlfriend like Krishna had..

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which teachings of Jesus have you decided to reject?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Putting the God of Israel first.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where does Jesus say to do that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The great commandment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't mention the God of Israel.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mark 12:28–34

            28One of the scribes came near and heard them disputing with one another, and seeing that he answered them well, he asked him, “Which commandment is the first of all?” 29Jesus answered, “The first is, ‘Hear, O Israel: the Lord our God, the Lord is one; 30you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength.’ 31The second is this, ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.” 32Then the scribe said to him, “You are right, Teacher; you have truly said that ‘he is one, and besides him there is no other’; 33and ‘to love him with all the heart, and with all the understanding, and with all the strength,’ and ‘to love one’s neighbor as oneself,’ —this is much more important than all whole burnt offerings and sacrifices.” 34When Jesus saw that he answered wisely, he said to him, “You are not far from the kingdom of God.” After that no one dared to ask him any question.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you disagree with that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t, I just don’t care, it does nothing spiritually.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It kept him out of prison for the time being.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You believe that God is one; you do well. Even the demons believe—and shudder!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            James was not Jesus.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how those disgusting Indians used white body paint to look less like human feces lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Racism isn’t cool man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Racism is awesome, Black person

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Krishna is about to lure me away from Jesus, bros. His playfulness is just so lovable… he’s pretty much the coolest person ever.
    Jesus is better, if he exists. But in any case, Krishna will probably be a Buddha in the future. You should try to beat him in saintliness, now or in the near future (through fair means).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Jesus better?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I said that Jesus is better because I believe, if jesus exists, that he is perfect. Krishna, on the other hand, I think is not yet perfect(ed).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lord Jesus is a sakti-avesh avatar of Krishna. He is the omnipotent power of Isvara granted to a limited soul for a specific purpose.
          Yes, Lord Jesus is perfect in that He is the perfect Son and devotee to Krishna.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate prisonplanetcels like why would you choose to be in such a horrific world when you could be a lovely, playful, blissful world like mine. Then I realized they're hardcore and chose to play on nightmare difficulty, and forgotten they chose for full immersion. It's based and admirable and I know you guys will defeat the big bad demiurge!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The idea predates ISKCON and was advocated by Lord Chaitanya.
    It seems all you developed in 20 years was envy.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
    And we can place Him in our own mouth by chanting His names.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saved.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All is God - and Christ is the King.

    Simple as that mate.
    Embrace the synthesis; the unity, the perfection of the Law of the World as it is; a fusion between the soul of the oppressed, and the spirit of the philosopher kings. The story of the greatest peoples on Earth, taken together. Those whom were beaten by even the first societies, and yet still survived and even thrived in the harshness of the world, and those whom walked forth from the wilderness into the first societies, and ripped through them. It is the Alpha and the Omega; the Monad, the Truth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >put Mo' nads in your mom's mouth last night

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're two aspects of the same thing.

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