Khundalini Serpent

Guess what guys!
Azazel just awakened my Khundalini in my room.
He told me to sit in the cross legged position on my bed, and then he told me to feel the khundalini serpent awaken.
I felt hot energy go up my spine into my head.
Now I'm immortal he says.
I feel good now.
Azazel will help anyone who posts in this thread he says.
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  1. 1 month ago
    CROW_COBRA

    You have made a very bad choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      Enjoy your immortality

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Now I'm immortal he says.
    Lol he's bullshitting you. No being is exempt from the cycle of death and rebirth. Another anon getting smoke blown up his ass by demons. RIP.

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      Immortality for you!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a big fan of azazel who boxes with his elbwos

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      Holy shit you just became immortal!

      • 1 month ago
        CROW_COBRA

        One should not deceive others, or themselves... this is not progress.

        • 1 month ago
          Kurt

          Azazel will contact you soon

          • 1 month ago
            CROW_COBRA

            You have the gross misconception that occultism involves lying flagrantly and using the names of demons as if they don't exist, and you won't be punished, but you are wrong, and you shall learn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            azazel is pretty tight and friendly, at least to me, i'm sure OP is in contact with him. i also felt his presence after posting in this thread, but he's already familiar to me. he pretended to be a government agent to make me laugh

          • 1 month ago
            CROW_COBRA

            The demons who have sunk their fangs into your psychic body are not Azazel, and not your friends.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel a downward current instead, what is it?

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      Pretty soon Azazel will contact you and help you the way he helped me ok?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but I'd still like to know. Any idea?

        • 1 month ago
          Kurt

          Energy goes up the spine not down

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know! But I'm telling you I experience a downward one, since years. Any clue?

          • 1 month ago
            Kurt

            Maybe your thinking about blood flow

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro no, it's not. Kundalini isn't the only current, there are downward ones too. Anon's could be the current of manifestation, which goes from the crown and down. Smh

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > | !¡ HAIL AZAZEL | ¡! <

    Azazel was the first demon I turned my flesh into art for...

    I will find out the potential strength of our relationship !

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      You will have eternal life feeling good from Azazel

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations on your conversion to Judaism!

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      Thank you sir

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this brings me to a common thought i always wonder about, what was hitler's satanism about if the demons are israeli?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JoS gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Kurt

      Joy of Satan taught me many things

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are they, your demon friend and kundalini, even related?
    >enjoy being an eternal servant

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell him if he can give me lots of money and a female furry fox GF? tbh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Money, power, and a castle please

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations. I would say you got fricked, but I'm so damped spiritually that who the frick am I to alert anyone. Enjoy your sinister Kundalini.

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