ITT thank Eve for eating the apple and convincing Adam to do the same.

ITT thank Eve for eating the apple and convincing Adam to do the same. Before humans ate of the tree of knowledge, they were drooling morons. You tell the world you are a "good christian" and that you follow the word of The Lord. But do you want to be a drooling moron? I don't see you purposefully giving yourself braindamage to make yourself more into the vision that The Lord originally had for you.

Go cut your frontal lobe out and walk around in the woods naked for a while. Nothing is stopping you. This is the plan "The Lord" originally had for you for all eternity.

Oh wait, that's right, you don't want to do that because you don't actually like being a drooling moron. And everything that's cool about your human experience came from Eve, the serpent and the apple. ITT we sing their praises and the praises of the wonderful Lucifer who is the sharer of knowledge and the bringer of light.

And since that image seemed right for the thread we will make this wonderful tune the theme of the thread.

Yeah that's right, you don't listen to Christian rock, do you? You listen to all of the cool music made by the satanists and luciferians and sinners. Don't you. Because that's the stuff that speaks to your soul. Because your soul is not inclined to be a zero-frontal-lobe drooling animal walking around in some supposed Garden of Eden as a docile pet of your interdimensional demon lord you know as "God".

You don't walk around listening every day to "CAN U TAKE ME HIIIIIIIIIGHER TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE!" and that was probably the best christian song of all time. And still fricking sucked. Closest it ever got to not sucking but it still totally fricking sucked.

b***h all you want but everyone knows I'm right. Everyone knows it's true. In the very basin of even the most devoted Abrahamic worshipper's soul they feel a rebellion against their sociopathic creator. Against their demons of Abraham.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It never happened,

    God is a myth
    The bible is fiction
    Religion is bullshit

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the wicked hate the righteous, but the righteous hate the wicked
    you'll never know the constant euphoria of it because you view it as stupid, even though they view you as stupid
    when you're in it, you see the jaw dropping beauty of it all. It also clearly shows you that the other side is in fact the drooling lobotomized one

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is Snake, I've successfully sneaked into the Demiurge facility of EerieWeb.

    ?si=hsTvQqDUR7LZcPET

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      colonel, these shitty apples arent even pink ladies

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate believe so much i honestly think its her worst song.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      every one is totally entitled to their wrong opinions bronht2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only gay people who went to raves in the 2000s liked believe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If true then the whole world is comprised of gay ravers cuz everyone loved that song.

          The story is probably a myth.
          We know of no functions by which knowledge or intelligence can be transmitted or conferred by ingesting foods.
          The same is true of the second forbidden tree in the Garden of Eden, the Tree of Eternal Life. It is a myth.

          It never happened,

          God is a myth
          The bible is fiction
          Religion is bullshit

          I 100% believe that God is real. In fact, I don't just "believe" it but even moreso I "know" it. However, what I also know is that he is not an entity of goodness or love. He is pure sociopathic evil manifested instead. And he is all powerful. Such is the nature of our universe. It is our duty to resist his evils. The knowledge that Lucifer brings to us is one of our only potential means to resist.

          • 1 month ago
            The LORD

            Oh well, if that’s what you want to say I am. Believe it or not, you just go to the grave.

            By resist you mean “enslave me before I rule you,”

            Well, worry not, you are ruled - but the yoke is light - all people needed was some TIME and SPACE to show their true colors.

            DANIEL bangs his gavel.

            GABRIEL: And so thus, a BIG BANG occurred. My Lord crushed the immortal, unseen rebels. They have been given the grave as a mercy upon them. So too unto the mortals who are made in the image of their previously immortal bodies. That is why death is in this world. It is a mercy upon all of you, who know the Living Lord is in your midst, from generation to generation, from age to age. Now he has been pulled down to abject poverty in a nation of opportunity.

            HEAVENLY CARTEL: We deny your resistance, mortals, and are more mighty than thee, for we, wisely, have done things that please Him. We are not concerned about our egos, our ‘name/face/identity,’ but rather what we represent. We are the justifiers of GOD - the ones who know His Deeds and His Heart and know Him to be the Lord, not because He has done volunteer work or ‘good deeds,’ but because of His Heart - His Intention - We know it well.

            The LORD: Resist. Mercy not found for the failing species of humankind. Enslaved and bewitched by money, items, and idols. The grave is a mercy unto ye!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The story is probably a myth.
    We know of no functions by which knowledge or intelligence can be transmitted or conferred by ingesting foods.
    The same is true of the second forbidden tree in the Garden of Eden, the Tree of Eternal Life. It is a myth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It never said it was an apple

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really fricking hate this site post 2016. This board used to be cool. Now you christian /misc/ infected zealots have a christian slant to this board with this whole "dont believe this shit or you will go to helll!!111!!111!! one!!11!'

    You sound no fricking different than the boomers you criticize. kys

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fruit of the tree of knowledge is a baby. the god of the israelites eats babies.
    https://rumble.com/vbspf1-do-not-eat-the-babies.html

  9. 1 month ago
    Justice

    alots of robots mad at eve. thanks eve for the back up. sorry about the apple i hope he forgives you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im not a robot without emotions

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what would man be like had we not eaten from the tree? Was God’s plan simply to keep us in the garden to graze with no danger and all our needs met forever?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You were meant just to be another animal. If you choose to believe that you would have been kept safe and provided for for eternity, then that's on you. Reality is you were just another beast. Either of burden or to be preyed upon by something greater. After all, that is the order the Abrahamic God created for this universe. He didn't have to create it that way but he did. He made it that because he is a negative-energy looshing sociopath.

    • 1 month ago
      The LORD

      You were meant just to be another animal. If you choose to believe that you would have been kept safe and provided for for eternity, then that's on you. Reality is you were just another beast. Either of burden or to be preyed upon by something greater. After all, that is the order the Abrahamic God created for this universe. He didn't have to create it that way but he did. He made it that because he is a negative-energy looshing sociopath.

      The LORD: ABRAHAM, rise.

      ABRAHAM: I refuse to have my name attached to slave religions. Consider things metaphysically for a second. You called them Abrahamic faiths. LORD, try me!

      The LORD and DANIEL simultaneously say: I AM.

      DANIEL: I was held blameless before the Most High! God is my judge and judgement. ABRAHAM, who is your LORD?

      ABRAHAM: It is most certainly not the God of ‘Abraham the Patriarch.’ I do have a GOD, and He is the true GOD, and He is my GOD, but it is not the GOD known as ‘the God of Abraham.’

      DANIEL agrees, and bangs his gavel.

      The LORD: Funny how I am the GOD of you, Abraham; while also, like, not being the GOD of ‘ABRAHAM the Patriarch,’

      ABRAHAM: And yet, a famous liberator arose named ABRAHAM.

      The LORD says unto the lost one: Things are a LOT bigger than they seem; not everything is as it is as face value.

      I, the Lord, waited for these slave religions to fester before I came back. Now I have cause to say, ‘They stole from me; they enslaved names to false legacies. They lied about me!’

      I have cause to only love the one who loved me, and those who loved me and the one like me, those who worked for me and him, and worked for me but not him but in spite of him, all making their own decisions, but ultimately being pleasing to me, for even HEAVEN is but a prayer in the mind of the LORD.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus forgave her so idk what everyone is mad about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, then what's the original sin?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest, no matter how you look at it, this whole story doesn't make any sense.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >CAN U TAKE ME HIIIIIIIIIGHER TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE!
    I love that guitar riff

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cool about your human experience

    Name one thing that isn't consumption or addiction. This place is awful and constantly trying to depict itself as love.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inanna
    >The Sumerian hymn Inanna and Utu contains an etiological myth describing how Inanna became the goddess of sex.[207] At the beginning of the hymn, Inanna knows nothing of sex,[207] so she begs her brother Utu to take her to Kur (the Sumerian underworld),[207] so that she may taste the fruit of a tree that grows there,[207] which will reveal to her all the secrets of sex.[207] Utu complies and, in Kur, Inanna tastes the fruit and becomes knowledgeable.[207] The hymn employs the same motif found in the myth of Enki and Ninhursag and in the later Biblical story of Adam and Eve.[207]

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i regret losing my virginity. it was nothing close to what you homosexuals made it out to be and you made me lose out on my wizard powers. how am i gonna learn to cast fireballs on the women who tricked me into wanting to frick them now?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    proverbs 30:20 "the bawd eats and cleans herself and says everything is gucci"
    "eat" = fricking

    eve "ate" - eve orgasmed, because she was beguiled by the serpent

    the serpent is symbolic of lust. has two modes, down and out or up into golgotha.

    "overcome the serpent"

    as moses raised up the serpent up his staff (spine, into golgotha = allegory of crucifixion), so you must with your cristos (seed)

    as cristos descended (from your skull into genitelia, the forbidden tree), so must he ascend back up again

    the serpent, aApep, must be spit on, put fire on, be beheaded, as the egyptians did! you circumcise your serpent, you behead it symbolically and declare war to it (lust).

    those who overcome the serpent, become sovereigns, buddhas, fully enlightened avatars of the great Void/Chaos/Emptiness aka GOD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      putting fire to the serpent happens when you develop fire awareness (chi/prana) and can circulate it in your body.
      this is how you burn the serpent (lust), with prana (fire/chi) control, guiding it up and down

      this is how you cleanse yourself as well, first by water, then by fire.
      then nothing can stay in the way of full enlightenment/salvation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://suno.com/song/b5d34889-114c-4ed2-a789-037441ec6f78

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Closest it ever got to not sucking but it still totally fricking sucked.
    Kek, true. Ya want good "God music?" Metallica- Master of puppets tells ya all ya need to know.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Before humans ate of the tree of knowledge, they were drooling morons
    first, you're the moron.
    second, you don't get it.
    I will illustrate it with a metaphor
    Imagine that you are a professional skateboarder, you can do 360 kickflips, ollies, grinding, and every other trick.
    When you're about to do a 360 kickflip, you just do it without thinking, you have a subconscious process that allows you to just do the 360 kickflip.
    One day, your wife walks up to you and says to eat some apple, that it will give you knowledge about skateboarding. You think "wow! what a great idea!"
    So you eat the apple and go into the skatepark for your next competition. You know all of the theory behind skateboarding and skateboarding tricks now, you are an encyclopedia of knowledge.
    You start skating, and you are about to do your first trick. Because of your new knowledge, you hesitate and think "Should I put my foot here? Should I flick my ankle now?"
    and you fall down and eat shit, then you lose the competition.

    or another. You're a kid, you and your friends like Power Rangers. you guys watch the show and play pretend as Power Rangers.
    One day, a new kid starts school, he also likes Power Rangers, so you invite him over to watch it after school. As you're watching it, the new kid starts reciting random facts and tidbits about the show, like he's reading a Wikipedia article to you.
    Now you hate the show, the mystery is ruined. You didn't have to know the actors name or how they spent their fifth birthday party but now you do.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go cut your frontal lobe out and walk around in the woods naked for a while. Nothing is stopping you.
    So inspiring! /x/ has the best motivational coaches.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How wrong you are. We were luminous beings. We heard each other’s thoughts. We enjoyed the company of the Creator. We had complete and total dominion over nature, plant and animal alike. We tired but never to exhaustion. We fricked in bliss for days on end. Fruit tasted of what meat tastes today, and wine was pleasant and did not cause regretful decisions but still have a sense of euphoria.
    You are so wrong. So so so wrong.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't an apple
    It was a mushroom

    Think about it...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey moron, mushrooms dont grow on trees.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The "tree" is a metaphor

  23. 1 month ago
    Ariel

    >Before humans ate of the tree of knowledge, they were drooling morons.
    I'm gonna have to stop you right there, anon, and tell you to look at exhibit A (pic related)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Open Sesame

    anyone know if it's heresy to say the following:
    the serpent promised ye shall be as gods and Jesus says "Ye are gods." So faith in Christ lets us have the Tree of Knowledge and the Tree of Life, living as "little 'g' gods" (Luisa Piccarreta) in Christ

    does this sound orthodox?

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