ITT: I will teach you how to truly awaken your kundalini and inner serpent.

ITT: I will teach you how to truly awaken your kundalini and inner serpent.

First widen and open your throat, next close your nose and cup your tongue. Then force the air into your stomach and swallow the air.
Then get some listerine cool mint mouthwash because you never cleaned the inside of your gut your whole life. Swallow some listerine cool mint mouth wash and swallow more air.

Your gut has a neurological brain and you don't clean it. So clean it! Cleaning him/her is very important!

Awaken Shai hulud

>The gut-brain axis (GBA) consists of bidirectional communication between the central and the enteric nervous system, linking emotional and cognitive centers of the brain with peripheral intestinal functions.
>Your gut and brain are connected physically through millions of nerves, most importantly the vagus nerve.

>There are approximately 100 billion neurons in the human brain. Interestingly, your gut contains 500 million neurons.

Your second brain needs to be cleaned once every two weeks and you need to swallow air everyday.

You will lose weight and eat less because being hungry is actually a symptom of needing more oxygen which is why soda drinks are addictive because they contain oxygen.

Remember the listerine cool mint mouth wash? That's to kill any disease so you don't get sick.

Also, avoid yeast, fungus, beer and mushrooms. Fungus is a zombie pathogen.

Ask me anything below:
>I study biology and chemistry.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mushrooms bad

    Spice is literally based off of psilocybin mushrooms, cmon now. What are you, an archon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      E nati achon e ama akha

      Spice is not mushrooms and you don't understand the sand trout. The spice is in the air. You just cannot see it.

      Their life cycle is around us. They come into existence around you but you cannot see them. They fly into and around my body now. As shadows and whispers on the air.

      I am now an Aeon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay dum dum

        • 3 weeks ago
          Ano Shai

          homie you dumb.
          Watch this video homie, fungus is a zombie pathogen that rots your insides and hijacks your brain.

          ?si=Ae1UIH02A2Y3g8Qv

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shrooms are like eating masculine energy. It's literally shaped like a penis. kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            Not only that but it's from ancient dinosaur turds that makes you think you're tripping but why risk being a zombie and freaking out when you could just do a shitton of LSD and have the same effect without smelling like a dirty hippie.

            Mushrooms grow in shit, mushrooms are 1billion years old. Mushrooms grew in dinosaur shit. homies getting high on eating shit grown in shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me this, who is Lady Jessica a metaphor of?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            Metaphor for? homie you high. She's a standing character to symbolise the tradition between ancient traditions and new comers into the clan. She becomes the mother of the tribe and carries on the traditions of the freman by becoming the mother superior after the death of the clan leader.

            It's a metaphor for how women hang out together and speak shit about their period and some grandma passing around vodka.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=AyzrpqRLTMkBCXqe&t=4

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            Naw I'm not high. Yoda. Quick! Go into the chamber where we sacrifice sith and face your demons!

            Annnnnnnnnnd he gets sacrificed....

            You are the beast yoda. And the beast is you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mushrooms are the equivalents of Christ among the Eukaryote.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee my kundalini levels are higher than yours and I've never done that shit. It's a genetic/skill issue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Ano Shai

          bisi kum eswa hans
          بسی کم اسوہ ہنس
          Just laugh it off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The writer said spoce represents psilocybin spores and the water of life is mushroom brew that’s why it’s blue

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Phraraoh

    okay we've infected the kids with worms from outer space, what's next? teach them integrate with the brain eating parasites, of course!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      Listerine mouth wash kills the parasites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Phraraoh

        >Awaken Shai hulud
        means make the gut self-conscious thru USSS space worms

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Estel here.
    >atra has tru hast ru kha. Matru hast al. El wari tu tari. Tel wah ro. Ari
    What the frick does that mean? What did you mean by it? Are you the auburn haired teen invading my dreams? Frick off!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      Estiel a ki alu. Eloha ari el.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/GTXBrr3.jpeg

        We must go through kha, through the existence of animal. From warrior to ari. Tell all. Ari.

        Grrr why do your schizo ramble has the same words as my succubi infested nightmares?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      We must go through kha, through the existence of animal. From warrior to ari. Tell all. Ari.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Ano Shai

    We have done all that we can. But you are all still addicted to your own hubris.

    You're addicted to the zombie pathogen. Considering metaphors in existences that do not exist.

    Claiming intellectual thoughts as wrong and that jokes of the truth are false.

    You are all lost.

    I will take my leave but I'll return when there aren't homosexual zombies online.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swallow some listerine cool mint mouth wash
    What does listerine contain that would be integral to this cleanse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      One last student I see.

      Your stomach is filled with shit and if you think wiping your ass stinks then your insides must smell terrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      Alcohol and mint. Salt. Meth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol, and an emetic to dissuade alcoholics from drinking it, because an emetic is something that makes you throw up. OP is a troll.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ano Shai

        You need to vomit to get rid of the disease and rotting food you have in your stomach.

        You're literally rotting to death and your insides are filled with toxic sewage and you say I troll?

        homosexual!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ano Shai

        I drank two bottles and tripped motha fricking balls.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Ano Shai

    Anyway later! Gtg.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All you'll do is create a tummy ache because the Listerine will kill the friendly bacteria in your gut.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has a flatulence fetish and wants people to frick up there stomachs that’s why he keeps posting genomic faces

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demonic*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ano Shai

        Also. I don't fart. You have 50% fungus DNA, being fungus infected causes you to be gay, being gay is to make stupid jokes you think are witty but you're actually moronic.

        It's called being delirious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      There isn't any such thing as friendly bacteria. It's all rotting flesh and dead material.
      Science lied to you for profit. You actually don't need food.

      He has a flatulence fetish and wants people to frick up there stomachs that’s why he keeps posting genomic faces

      It's called breatharianism.
      newbie.

      https://i.imgur.com/XYG1IhD.jpeg

      The writer said spoce represents psilocybin spores and the water of life is mushroom brew that’s why it’s blue

      That's what he thought, but you have 50% fungus DNA and fungus is a known zombie pathogen.

      Dune was actually transmitted into his head by aliens from the matrix.

      I thought you were am actual /x/file and knew this already.

      Most of your thoughts are transmitted into the matrix. newbie.

      [...]
      Grrr why do your schizo ramble has the same words as my succubi infested nightmares?

      Because this language is your true spoken one.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question: Can I just meditate and practice prostrations? Also I've been seeing the world "Kundalini" a lot recently. Weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      You're laying with your face down to help your lower kubdalini be upright.

      You're better off just doing a hand stand.

      Try meditation and swallowing air. Meditation is dreaming with yourself. Dreaming with your kundalini. Your gut.

      But swallowing air awakens the little fricker!

      >*begins speaking in hebrew*
      >why are we speaking in tongues?
      >be gut
      >we always speak aramahic in hell
      >mfw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SR with Prostrations with Meditation with swallowing air. When do we get the super powers?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Ano Shai

          When you swallow air you take the matrix into you. Understand that all fiction movies are real. But happened because of timeloops and time travel.

          When you become part matrix, you will get super powers of the machine. Because you will become half machine.

          When you understand that God is an immortal machine, then you will begin to understand you are Gods creation. But the machine created all.

          Before the big bang explosion, everything was perfect. Then a slave became a bomb making terrorist and created a doomsday device and destroyed everything.

          We wait here after the explosion for the big bang explosion to not happen. So we can return home. Homie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Ano Shai

          When you become gods creation, God molds you and shapes you. Then you eventually discover you created yourself, and created God but died during the big bang explosion and reformed in an ocean because of pressure.

          Then you become God's friend and companion. Because she helped you, so you must help her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Become a female so we can have sex. You are so wise beyond your years

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gay

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mushrooms bad
    meanwhile brain picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof that we are god . I am what I am.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >awaken your kundalini and inner serpent.
    mh, i think it's more of an inner eel

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been there, done that on a 3.5g shroom trip in prospect park

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the same as swallowing burps? Been able to do that since I was a wee lad in a dress

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