Is my girlfriend a money magnet? or a witch?

>be me. 36 M start dating this 27 F hot asian chick
>she's very quiet, intelligent, likes anime, weight lifting etc...
>anytime we go into a restaurant or a shop as soon as we enter, seconds later that place will be jammed packed.
>anytime I hang out with her or talk to her my business makes more money that it has in that week.

I tested this out earlier. I took my sister out to an ice cream shop around 10 am and it was dead. no people or anything. the next week I take my gf to same ice cream shop at 10 am and as soon as we enter not even 10 seconds later, all these people start coming in. i also closed a big deal that's been dragging its ass all week later that day too.

What is going on? I'm convinced she's done witchcraft or something. I've never seen this shit before. Is she going to curse me? I'm a little spooked.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jam packed*
    I'm tired as shit
    leave my illiterate ass alone

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a disguised brag thread?
    My dream is to have an asian witch that likes anime and weightlifting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I'm serious.
      I am a little freaked out. I wanna know if she is witch or if I'm being a dumb schizo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No I'm serious.
        >I am a little freaked out. I wanna know if she is witch or if I'm being a dumb schizo.
        Not a witch. Likely, from your angel-like description of this creature, a succubus.

        A word of advice, you praise a woman like that "oh wow it's so magic are you a witch you're so magical" she'll see it as weakness and stomp your heart (like a succubus do). Never go all in a woman brother, never. You can learn it from me, anon, the easy way, or she gonna learn you the hard way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spiteful loosh-farming glowie trying to ruin stable relationships
          op if you take a word this goober says seriously you are a moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this said, inducing an irrational hatred or fear of women is one of their top strategies.
            delegitimize intelligent truth-seekers, ensure their perpetual loneliness, and push them towards violence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spiteful loosh-farming glowie trying to ruin stable relationships
          op if you take a word this goober says seriously you are a moron.

          It’s too late bros. I’m in too deep. I would do anything for her

          my wife is like this. Weirdos stare at us, maybe we give off some magic or something. Her mom was a remedy woman which is something like a white bruja for you gringos. I think she's for real, so that would mean that gf you are dating may not even be aware of her powers. Maybe she just has a lot of magic potential.

          Honestly you may be right. She’s fine af but insecure. Any animal we see they always let her pet them. She’s good with my bratty ass niece and nephew. They love her and they usually hate everybody or are absolute buttholes.

          you seem confused in the op pic so shes asking if you are manifesting her. what this means is she started thinking about you and missing you and she decided you must be doing some kind of magic to place yourself in her thoughts. You should tell her you aren't.

          I just thought pic was funny bro. Not that deep

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            don't let They Who Glow radicalize you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I won’t listen to the glowie gay.
            Idgaf if she’s a woo woo witch. She’s made my life incredibly better and she doesn’t complain about trivial shit. I want to buy her anything she wants and make her my fricking wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you seem confused in the op pic so shes asking if you are manifesting her. what this means is she started thinking about you and missing you and she decided you must be doing some kind of magic to place yourself in her thoughts. You should tell her you aren't.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that pic is probably not related, seems like a nigress. An asian wouldn't have those spelling issues.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my wife is like this. Weirdos stare at us, maybe we give off some magic or something. Her mom was a remedy woman which is something like a white bruja for you gringos. I think she's for real, so that would mean that gf you are dating may not even be aware of her powers. Maybe she just has a lot of magic potential.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also I must add:
      She’s fond of those toy machines (frick I can’t remember the name). The jap ones that spit out a random character or some shit. She always gets the one she wants. Her luck is fricking outrageous

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t know about the asian drone mind
    ngmi anon senpai tbh

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Asian Female
    >Likes working out
    >Likes anime
    >Quiet
    >Intelligent

    Well OP I have found the answer to your question. You’re dating an autistic Asian man dressed as a woman. Not an actual woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No she’s not a troony.
      Can confirm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still think this is a brag thread.
      Lucky motherfricker.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a white spergoid such as yourself can pull a hot Asian girl, there are probably supernatural forces at work in your life that go beyond this money stuff.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some men really do have it all huh

    bro can you ask your magic gf to pick seven numbers between 1 and 56 for a friend, please? thanks in advance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I got u bro

      you probably just go to restaurants or shops at popular hours anon, also you're both probably cute together and couples like to hang around other comfortable couples

      We go in random times cause she eats at weird hours like 3pm. It’s usually dead if I go at these hours

      Anon I have seen this exact phenomenon myself.
      I think I can tell you why: your girl is high-vibe.
      I know this because
      >be me
      >go to x restaurant
      >normal day, meh amount of people
      >do a certain specific thing that increases vibe
      >go to same restaurant
      >busy day jam packed as you say
      I have tried this in several places, also too at a friend's restaurant, once he told me
      >bro I shit you not every time you come here I start to get massive clients what the frick bro you're a walking amulet
      or something along the lines. I have only visited his restaurant when I've performed that certain thing that amps my vibe.
      Your girl is hig vibe.

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. She has insane fricking luck and I don’t know how. Going to take her to Vegas soon and see if her luck works there

      Propose to her within a year or year and a half. Lock it down when you can if you found one this good. Don’t wait too long anon, take it from me … if you don’t marry a girl that deserves it, eventually the relationship becomes cursed. Enjoy the infatuation stage buddy, it’s quite a high. Happy 4 u

      Go deep in her guts so she never forgets about you. That's the best you can do, if you want her of course

      Thanks bros. I plan to. Frick, even if she’s doing witchy shit on me I don’t care. I love this woman so damn much. I’m at the point where even if she curses me I don’t care. I’m too deep at this point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon thats right before school lets out, its not rocket science

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hater

          some men really do have it all huh

          bro can you ask your magic gf to pick seven numbers between 1 and 56 for a friend, please? thanks in advance

          She says
          1, 56, 6, 7, 34, 16, 44

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ask her why I am having trouble with reality shifting to an alternate timeline away from here and or manifesting my sp?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She says
            >1, 56, 6, 7, 34, 16, 44

            >44
            Bro, I am wigging out. I am playing these numbers.

            How do I fine myself a EerieWeb+/x/ Asian girlfriend myself?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just go out to functions and what not. I met her at some dinner thing my bro invited me out to.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you probably just go to restaurants or shops at popular hours anon, also you're both probably cute together and couples like to hang around other comfortable couples

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I have seen this exact phenomenon myself.
    I think I can tell you why: your girl is high-vibe.
    I know this because
    >be me
    >go to x restaurant
    >normal day, meh amount of people
    >do a certain specific thing that increases vibe
    >go to same restaurant
    >busy day jam packed as you say
    I have tried this in several places, also too at a friend's restaurant, once he told me
    >bro I shit you not every time you come here I start to get massive clients what the frick bro you're a walking amulet
    or something along the lines. I have only visited his restaurant when I've performed that certain thing that amps my vibe.
    Your girl is hig vibe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell...What is the thing that you do to raise your vibe?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Propose to her within a year or year and a half. Lock it down when you can if you found one this good. Don’t wait too long anon, take it from me … if you don’t marry a girl that deserves it, eventually the relationship becomes cursed. Enjoy the infatuation stage buddy, it’s quite a high. Happy 4 u

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don’t marry a girl that deserves it, eventually the relationship becomes cursed
      Do you recall where you learned that?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go deep in her guts so she never forgets about you. That's the best you can do, if you want her of course

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >asian
    There's your answer.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've been blessed by The Head

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leave her or you might have to meet a lot of israelites

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Law of attraction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Once again pic is just for shits and giggles. Not actual convo with her

      I still think this is a brag thread.
      Lucky motherfricker.

      🙁

      Ask her why I am having trouble with reality shifting to an alternate timeline away from here and or manifesting my sp?

      You really want me to ask her for advice?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OnlyFans girl?
    >OP can’t spell nor cast one
    >gf isn’t real probably
    >he was texting one of his bros

    OP is a homosexual or a cuck. Case closed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      timestamped pic of her breasts or its fake and op is gay

      >Not only fans girl
      >Once again pic is not related just a meme you fricking imbecile

      Lmao just say you get no pussy and move on.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    timestamped pic of her breasts or its fake and op is gay

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, you are moronic and pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, bud. Have a good day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      roasted

      Alright, bud. Have a good day

      rq

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    R U WINNING SON?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe she is as powerful as she ia because she lifts. She has kept her temple pure and strong.

    Captcha: Y444
    I have beem seeing 444 and 44 a lot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit dude.
      She was just telling me about how she's been seeing 444 and 33 a lot.

      >haven't talked in months
      >my girlfriend

      LOL

      r u moronic? read the thread. The pic is a meme not an actual convo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I meant 444 and 333

      Also maybe? It is plausible... She eats quite healthy, works out almost everyday, and she's very wholesome. She'll make a good housewife tbh. She sews, cooks, and is very patient...

      Frick bros.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't talked in months
    >my girlfriend

    LOL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am become destroyer of threads.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is trendy people like her

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lot of these discussions screenshot.

    Either your gf isn't 100% human, she may ben organic portal npc or something else, and that's how she manifests crowds and luck and shit. A lot of influencers and onlyfans prostitutes are like that with insane eerie charisma.

    ...and she's unconsciously or consciously using you to become the focus or star in this world, when you're the star of it. You will lose your soul if you marry her and if you definitely have kids with her. Your kids will be soulless and they too will have that uncanny gift to manifest luck and charisma but who cares since they will lack real souls and this reality is fake anyway.

    Whenever I frick these people I lose my drive for the rest of the year. I'm still trying to piece together how it works.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, I sense other angels/agents of the matrix. They can use humans or perhaps those deemed as organic portals to relay messages to me. They just show up out of the blue at my business to give messages to keep me on track.

      In every episode, the angels have a different job and identity because they jump in organic portals. It would explain why no one notices that the doctor/postal worker, teacher, etc just disappeared after each episode when the angels move on to another assignment in a different city. That's because the NPC organic portal that the angels used as an identity, to relay messages to their targets, kept on living on normie mode.

      I keep noticing these people at the most odd hours, and what's the point? Why me? What am I supposed to do?

      They will show up at the same time on the most random days, and then it gets weirder with how they look online. When I would feel really hopeless, they would message me, while having the same hair color, overall look, and skin tone, and then vanish with their profiles going offline forever. Wtf is going on?

      I'm unvaxxed but when I got sick in 2022, for a whole week, normies would text me with the same greetings and messages verbatim every single day, and the next week when I became better, it all stopped. It was as if I was in tune to their frequency.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >In every episode, the angels have a different job and identity because they jump in organic portals
        I was referring to the old corny show Touched by an Angel, which is actually not bad BTW. Every episode the angels enter a new body and identity and then move on to a new one. It's not explained like that in the show but it is very obvious that's how they do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/br8WnnT.jpeg

      Also, I sense other angels/agents of the matrix. They can use humans or perhaps those deemed as organic portals to relay messages to me. They just show up out of the blue at my business to give messages to keep me on track.

      In every episode, the angels have a different job and identity because they jump in organic portals. It would explain why no one notices that the doctor/postal worker, teacher, etc just disappeared after each episode when the angels move on to another assignment in a different city. That's because the NPC organic portal that the angels used as an identity, to relay messages to their targets, kept on living on normie mode.

      I keep noticing these people at the most odd hours, and what's the point? Why me? What am I supposed to do?

      They will show up at the same time on the most random days, and then it gets weirder with how they look online. When I would feel really hopeless, they would message me, while having the same hair color, overall look, and skin tone, and then vanish with their profiles going offline forever. Wtf is going on?

      I'm unvaxxed but when I got sick in 2022, for a whole week, normies would text me with the same greetings and messages verbatim every single day, and the next week when I became better, it all stopped. It was as if I was in tune to their frequency.

      I hope you get better, bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. But hey if you're happy with the chick, and she's happy too, then I suppose stay with her, maybe my theories are wrong and you'll discover how and why it all works.

        Could be her natal chart too, some people are just really lucky and charismatic, and maybe they just attract normies for their own benefit or normies who want to leech off them.
        A childhood friend had a gift for winning raffles. She always won them, and once she was driving and heard of a raffel somewhere and she literally just went there, pulled over, won a prize, and left.

        The prize was a random last supper painting lol, and she should have played the lottery more but she didn't.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah for sure, bro. I’m not too versed in all the normie, glitch or angel portals you’re talking about but it’s interesting.

          She does make me quite happy and she’s very nice too. She doesn’t do social media and she’s very attentive to me. Idk about her natal chart never got into that stuff either.

          From what she’s told me she meditates, reads, thinks about what kind of person she’d like to be and then tries to improve herself. It’s very interesting

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we go into a restaurant or a shop as soon as we enter, seconds later that place will be jammed packed.

    I forgot the name of the subreddit where the reddit normies dedicated discussions to this.

    One woman said everytime she and her husband go grocery shopping, one had to pretend to go down an aisle as a decoy, while the other does the actual shopping because the aisle will always get packed with random people. The parking lot will have a few cars but the store will be packed too.

    Glitches in the system? Why does this happen to us?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No idea. Took her into a cafe I like that’s usually never crowded. It’s in a quiet part of town, mom and pop kinda shop. As soon as we finish ordering the cafe fills up and there’s a line out the door. That NEVER fricking happens. Nobody lined up for this place.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That b***h is gonna make us rich. Don't frick it up

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your sister is ugly, your girlfriend is not. People see an attractive woman in a place and want to go in there too, it's not magic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this kek. I have chosen to eat in certain places just because there was a beautiful waitress or something, that's why they get hired more often too

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend is like this, also Asian
    Got big pay rises when I started seeing her, get random cash appearing (like utilities or tax returns will say oh we actually owe you money), winning in crypto
    She had the same effect on her dad when she was born

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >keep having intense dreams about my ex
    >she snakes into dreams that don't even originally involve her
    >happens so frequently I am starting to think she's still into witchcraft shit and messing with me
    >feel schizo
    >very close to messaging her out of the blue right now just like she did over a year ago

    someone please talk me out of it, I'm acting moronic, she isn't invoking my mind again is she? It's been like 5 years since we split but she has been occasionally contacting me and she accuses me of e-stalking her simply because she gets follow requests from randoms.

  30. 1 month ago
    Open Sesame

    does SHE TALK TO SNAKES???

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