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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how hot she would be if she actually got a healthy amount of sun/serotonin. She wouldn't have to paint dots on her face and use hair bleach to appear attractive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You already know she insane and it probably stanky but has vicegrip like action. Lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dubs of truth

        She got nice breasts too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dubs of truth

        She got nice breasts too

        How do you even manage to have sex with women like this? Like, who do these highly attractive women actually have sex with?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          8/10+ sociable hipster simps she meets while backpacking.
          She (was) a 7.5/10, with no points deducted for her trashy style.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember that tweet, and spot on. Would bury my face in that stank.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >0.0
          >senpai has more powers than previously shown

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean made kyle forget to redact and everything...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >attractive
      She looks like a pig. Like really.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Nobody

      Just let her be man

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting hag
    can't wait for the downfall and regret videos

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if being immortal meant you never had to breath eat drink slept or frick, would you want it?
    what if it also meant you would loose your immortality doing those things?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      You can be immortal and still sleep anon. But you're not allowed to engage in sins of the flesh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sleeping is not an innate function of the human condition, its a response to digestion. consumption was the first sin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Ano Shai

          Naw sleeping is to go to the dream matrix to do awesome stuff and live in other people's houses and astral project.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            enjoy your little death, and a good mourning to you after /tips tinfoil fedora

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            I died and returned back to life because my body was preserved. I got my mission and I'm doing what was asked of me.

            Hell is real and I've always been doing my mission. In the infinite matrix we needed a lot of sperm, because of reincarnation and we had to find billions of dead people to return them back to life.

            They were delivered to the infinite matrix. That mission is over. My new mission is to tell you about hell and how to avoid it.

            Swallow air into your stomach. If you feel pain then you're sick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            We are healing time anon. One jack off sock at a time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this was a telling comment fren, do you miss your foreskin?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            Still have it. My dick looks like little red ridding shai hulud.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then you clearly use your healing jack off sock in jest, if you were to actually use a sock anywhere near a retracting foreskin the one time pain would be self correcting, its just like the pinch twist technique.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            Naw you need to use a giant spider silk sack or a silk hand cloth.

            More points for spider rape though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            healing time is upon is, prepare the spider silk wank sacks (spiders can see the future, They know{o})
            ps, enjoy your death sleep

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            I don't die anon. I already rose from the grave, I'm not human I am actually immortal.

            When I die I just go into a new body somewhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very doubtful statements, anon. Ever fasted for a considerable amount of days ? Did you still sleep?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            many times? you ever dry fast well at a low % body fat, after a long duration of a simple good diet? youll sleep less

            https://i.imgur.com/Edoijx2.jpeg

            I don't die anon. I already rose from the grave, I'm not human I am actually immortal.

            When I die I just go into a new body somewhere.

            good mourning

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hm, I see. It could be that you usually overeat/oversleep, then. Some unhealthy people inadvertently fix their fricked up sleep schedules when they fix their fricked up diets.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im curious, why did you choose the negative dietary connotations instead of asking how much sleep normally vs fasting (the information you would need to make this conclusion)?
            secondly, if poor diet means you sleep too much what were you implying here

            Very doubtful statements, anon. Ever fasted for a considerable amount of days ? Did you still sleep?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            It's a very ghoulish day. Good moaning!!

            Whiskey and wienertails me thinks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're immortal you're going to want to sleep if only to revisit the spirit realm again

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a mentally unhinged woman like this tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re gonna have to settle for being mentally unhinged in whatever body you have.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To me? Yes
    I have communicated this want to my Mother and best friend they both responded with;
    >but it would suck to see the ones you love die all the time, having to bury friends, wives and kids
    But outside of my Mother, Father and Best Friend (and my 4 legged animal friend) I don’t plan on loving anyone else.
    I don’t plan on ever being married, I don’t plan on ever having offspring.
    When my Parents pass and my best dies, That’s it for me - I won’t ever love again.
    So i would welcome immortality with open arms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can say that until your face turns blue, but love doesn't have reasoning. You'll find love again whether you like it or not. It's human nature. You may eventually learn how to ignore the emotion to an extent, but it would take a long, long time of suffering to traumatize your brain out of the ability to experience love.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine becoming immortal, caring deeply for the society around you. You try your best to seed it, water and give it all your care. The generations that you deeply guided have now passed, you know their grand kids should be able to handle it so you can rest. The kids grow up to scream frick community, it’s me me me time! You try to guide them back, but their selfishness is too strong. You slowly grow bitter and resentful, learning to truly hate as the cancer on society grows. Why stick around? Off you go into the darkness, seeking life like yourself that comprehends to scope of reality. Leaving man behind to his petty scrabbles, once again alone in the universe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a poor take though, because you allow yourself to get attached and form unreasonable expectations. If you truly cared for the society you guided the inner nature of its inhabitants would already be factored into your plans and expectations. You know that there are countless permutations of your design which are total dead ends with the people growing complacent or just destroying themselves outright. You're the one guiding them so its on you to be better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that like I’m omnipotent and not just immortal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It applies in either case.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worth what? You already have it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would not like to experience the big freeze, no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Cheese? Cheesed to meet you, sir.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is immortality worth what?
    Everything dies, even the stars. If you was truly immortal you'd exist outside of the universe, you'd be disconnected from everything.
    There's nothing for it to be worth, immortality is nothingness. It's death.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd titfrick this b***h for eternity.
    Even though I bet she smells like straight dog piss.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where you gonna go when the Universe is dead? Are you gonna stay put existing in nonexistence until Universe 2.0 is reloaded?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only as a hot anime girl

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet her pussy smells like week old curry mixed with ditch weed

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what kind of immortality you're looking for

    Physical immortality ain't it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd never pay a single red cent to see her naked, but I bet she has nice breasts.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    too busy fuckin your mom

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  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is immortality worth it?
    No.
    Don’t be greedy: love for 500 million years, and call it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mere sight of this b***h makes me seethe tbh. She is revolting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      She's not trying to attract you. She's trying to repell you. But all you think about is sex. Perv.

      Stop thinking with your dick and love people for who they are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This woman's brain is fried and she makes a mockery of what she thinks she's promoting. She needs serious help, whoever introduced her to psychedelics should be shot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Ano Shai

          She was depressed because she was a serious pornstar and then she discovered the music industry and started to hang around music producers.

          She's belle delphine. The girl that sold bathwater to pedos online for a thousand dollars a jar :,)

          I'm a psychedelic space monkey, and psychedelics are not bad. But you being a pervert isn't healthy.

          Get it through your head, she's not putting on the makeup for you, she's doing it for herself. And you lost any control over her because your fantasy is dreaming about women putting on makeup to attract you.

          But they do it for themselves weirdo.

          I'm immortal. I've died twice in this current life. I know what I'm talking about.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go look after your kids Shanin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            I have 2 million kids in different realities.

            De Sha inja.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Swag in my discman

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            >did somebody say...
            >she'd like a hug?
            >uwu

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            Ha ari mo oto shi tbh
            Hi ro yu ki ni shi mur ra tbh des.

          • 3 weeks ago
            i am the one who pulls footballs

            [redacted]
            still don't get it huh....
            kwullums was the b8 m8
            should paid attention
            and got some sleep
            a hardworking woman is keeping track
            of everything we do
            some things may have gotten lost in translation

            https://vocaroo.com/16xXuNITKdlV

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            funny thing about darkness.....
            light hits different...
            two heads are better than
            the loosh from children raised on their teen idols getting raped by cowards and slime

            some of us still have a job and my boss is getting worried

          • 3 weeks ago
            Ano Shai

            You still went schtizo and posted hot shit about spies anon. Only criminals are scared of being watched. Criminal.

            Go use your non road hot water machine somewhere else. It was only a year you've been here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the Hiro?
            more like Ann Hiro

          • 3 weeks ago
            we wish

            [redacted]
            >the Hiro?
            >more like Ann Hiro
            >desu

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hiroshim00t

            fricking new-frens

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is the Black person linking to this elsewhere on /x/

            Cease your tomfoolery this instant

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so because my ex was a liar and a prostitute and I want her to suffer for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Ano Shai

      You're a homosexual and an butthole. A true homosexual sapien. A fricking butthole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit I thought you meant immorality not immortality. But regardless, my answer still stands as I want her to be immortal so she can suffer for all eternity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ano Shai

        Immortals don't suffer anon.

        The only suffering is in hell. And only murderers, rapists, and haters go to hell.

        Are you a hater?..

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does everyone seethe so much over that b***h? She's just some generic new-age hippie hoe. Who gives a fricking shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I want to have sex with her but she wont show up at my door

      • 3 weeks ago
        Swag in my discman

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        • 3 weeks ago
          Swag in my discman

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          • 3 weeks ago
            12

            does your username have anything to do with this song? I saw it linked here annnnnddd... kinda catchy i must say

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  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn what the frick happened to that b***h?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hippie new age Belle delphine does not exist.
    >Hippie new age Belle delphine
    Sauce? Please? plis!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found her
      >Shanin Blake Aka SensualSunshine in onlyfans
      she looks insane. even by belle delphine level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping for something fun and creative but she's literally indistinguishable from the millions of other internet prostitutes out there. Honestly, not surprised

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FUUUUUUUUCK

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vete a la verga pinche jipi pendejo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos! Vuelve a casa!
      Here we are trying to monitor the schizoids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Ano Shai

        Injecting meth sends the nano bots into the blood stream to give you matrix machine powers.

        Smoking meth is for simps.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Mother-anon

    in the end it is.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ofc it is. Being immortal doesn't stop you from doing anything. The domains beyond life are accessible with a spirit-body, and you got all the time in the world to become a sorcerer of unparalleled might. The only downsides anyone can come up with are from mundane points of view, and "you're already immortal" is cope because you lose nothing by having continued existence with a body too.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i clap?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, we're all connected through the pyramids, and it's like we're all in this together, and your vibe attracts your tribe you know, and it's like I'm TOTALLY not on a heroic dose of meth and acid right now.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she is so fricking attractive, I want to frick the shit out of her paranormally

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only you can answer that question, nobody can do that for you.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This peawiener can control your mind and you allow it to
    Fight the power
    Give her the dick

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Justice

    [...]

    short answer : no
    >lots of complications and ends up being more of a pain and a curse in the end no matter how good it seems never going to heaven and dealing with the daemonic is never a good idea)

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick no,and frick yes.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all fun and games until the sun explodes... Or you end up in a plane crash at the bottom of the ocean, buried in volcanic ash, or any number of eternal hells that would likely eventually happen to you by chance.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. And the reason why is because it causes more suffering which in turn causes more suffering and on and on and so on and so forth by the seed that was planted in man and woman.

    It is not that people are inherently evil for immorality, but it is that the cycle by which suffering starts begins with selfishness which then is passed to the next victim. Which is then passed to the next victim as it reperpetuates itself.

    A line of domino's where each one that is knocked down adds 5 more domino's. A ball and chain that gets heavier everytime you cut a link, thinking that the link you cut will surely be the one that sets you free.

    I'm not perfect, not claiming that, but that's my perception of the cycle that binds.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're never going to try it OP, so its pointless to talk about.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Nobody

    Not if it costs you your soul.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a book. Gilgamesh is Immortal. Elon Musk is Immortal.

    It was just a good book.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't, the people who run the world wouldn't of enslaved us into building their paradise for when they have replaced everything with over unity devices and have combustionless space travel they'll leave what's left to start new. It's a cult that has survived many cycles, the jokes on them though they don't realize they we're food too once they get off the planet.

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