Is Hermes the coolest Greek God?

Is Hermes the coolest Greek God?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If by coolest you mean gayest, then yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're talking about greeks, here
      At least Hermes had a son with Aphrodite

      • 4 weeks ago
        SonOfMan

        Pic related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inventing the first troony really isnt something to boast about

        https://i.imgur.com/xHpNtZw.jpg

        >These are metaphors, not actual beings.

        "Avajananti mam mudhā, manushim tanum ashritam"

        Translation, please

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your pilpul is showing, shill.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because I don't know Sanskrit?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Hermes is representative of the higher apects of mind involving synchronicity, worldly events, and if you invoke this guy in your daily life you're pretty much giving yourself symbolic plot armor as long as your purpose is virtuous in nature.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >synchronicity, worldly events
      As well as Trismegistus (the Hermetic priesthood title) literally creating science, philosophy, modern alchemical symbolism, sometimes even attributed to music, inspired the creation of mathematics and metaphysical science and philosophy. Hermes is almost the most universally beloved symbol besides Buddha and Jesus Christ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hermes the son of God allowed to enter Hades to minister the dead
        >Jesus the son of God conquering Hell to forgive the damned

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if one worships both Hermes and Dionysus?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt they would conflict as long as you aren't a murderous hedonistic rapist

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          like Jupiter who is based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jupiter isn't actually a murderous hedonistic rapist. Those stories are metaphors for which spheres have power over the other metaphysically, and which aeons begat the others

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "(Burp) Morty, we have to complete the Great Work, Morty!"
        "Ah geez Rick, is this about the pee rock again?"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bump, no one ever correctly identifies those. Mercury is often depicted as his younger or smaller sidekick whereas most comedic depictions of Jupiter highlight Gamchicoth and paint him gluttonous for food, drink, or sex. Game of Thrones reversed this with Tyrion depicting the comedic alcoholic dwarf-star and Littlefinger a larger yet mentally-scrawnier merchant.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fan.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me? no.
    >Hades
    Lord of the underworld. Way cooler title.
    >Gaia
    Just adding "Gaia" in a JRPG at random makes a game ten times cooler.
    >hekate
    kjahfg I can't even.

    If you bring out modern fluff, maybe, but simply Hermes the messenger? No. And Trismegistus is half-Thoth. That is Thoth being cool, Hermes has like 10% of the credit because Thoth's sheer coolness is doing the job.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your anime jerkoff sesh subreddit, anon. These are metaphors, not actual beings.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >These are metaphors, not actual beings.

        "Avajananti mam mudhā, manushim tanum ashritam"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I highly doubt whatever it is you replied with in Hindu is not also a metaphor

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it is obviously Jupiter because he raped people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like Jupiter who is based

      Jupiter isn't actually a murderous hedonistic rapist. Those stories are metaphors for which spheres have power over the other metaphysically, and which aeons begat the others

      >Jupiter
      >Greek Gods
      you fricking morons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jupiter is Zeus. You're the moron if you think any religion has a lick of meaningful separation.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, now you use the name of a Greek God. Guess you just needed to be reminded ¯_(ツ)_/¯

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you just post for attention?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's either artificial or a really low effort shill trying to consensus crack that /x/ is full of syncretic occultists instead of the polarized religious bots they use to slide threads.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I figured at this point

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I figured at this point

            Ironic, isn't it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For shame. Here, I'll walk you through it:

            Do you just post for attention?

            You asked a rhetorical question, for attention.

            That's either artificial or a really low effort shill trying to consensus crack that /x/ is full of syncretic occultists instead of the polarized religious bots they use to slide threads.

            This anon gave you an answer.

            Yeah, I figured at this point

            Dopamine, b***h.

            Anyway, thanks for the replies, it's been fun. Especially trying to figure out how I should format this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Phishes for replies
            >Bitches like a baby when people answer his questions
            homie shut the frick up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is what happens when teachers can't fail students.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man, you're moronic? I'm sorry

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know what the lament of Hermes is?
            >moronic zoomers don't

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apologies, anon. I thought you were the guy who was heckling the thread.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on what?
    Ursa is the true empress.
    Long live the ursines.
    We might be fallen, but we will rise soon. Together.

    Everyone else gets fricking genocide

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ye he's cool. Prometheus is up there as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      SonOfMan

      Don’t forget Uranus

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, it's pre olympian dionysus

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how homer cut lucifer from the final film cut
    Ahahahhh

    If I was one of them I would never let myself be seen and choose cringy characters for me. Hidden ones are the mvp

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post characters who are obviously Hermes

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this cool?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes is probably the only remaining last good fashion brand, mcqueen went to shit and so did margiela (-the boots), but all hermes pre owned scarfs are a must on my buy list. Will never afford the bags

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, yes. It's quite interesting that he was so quickly revered as the most important god by Celtic and Germanic tribes conquered by the Romans. Hermes/Mercury definitely has something that sets him apart from every other Greek/Roman god.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's called rizz

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the wine one seems pretty based, probably gets horrible withdrawls in the morning tho

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Ares because he has a cool name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ares was actualy a boss who didnt care wat any other gods think and frick all the b***hes. all the other gods hated ares because they are whiny twats

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All greek gods are gay and way uglier irl
    Homer was a closeted homosexual and old, and he liked young blonde boys.
    /thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can /thread yourself tard
      >closeted
      you're funny

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