In the future, they will have the simps to eat celebrity females

If you think about it, with the advent of lab-grown meat, one possible future that really terrifies me is the selling of meats made from cells of famous influencers/ streamers/
celebrities.
Just imagine in the year 2100 the future Belle Delphine or Amouranth who is selling steaks made out of her own meat to the simps on the Internet.

There'll be stuff like lab-grown, nitrite-free celebrity ham with 25% less salt for health conscious consumers or things like ready-to-eat vacuum packed instagram model feet for fetishists.

If you don't believe that this satanic nonsense is possible, well nobody would have thought fifty years ago that by 2024 there would be beers made from the veganal yeast of a streamer (amouranth), and yet it happened.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By 2100 humans will live in deep dive VR 24/7 and get fed from tubes like matrix.
    No one will eat “meat” at that point
    And simping? No one simps when they can have their fave waifu in vr or be the waifu themselves
    lol

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a world where cannibalism is legalized is already terrifying in itself
    imagine buying lab grown human meat at the market with a little sticker on the tray representing drawn cartoon humans with written next to them in stylized capital letters "asian child human meat" (for example)

    all the meat categorized by race, age and sex
    i'd imagine the taste varies according to these things but i wouldn't want to know

    crazy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes wonder if the end goal of all this Bill Gates and Soros-funded lab-grown meat research might be to achieve precisely what you are describing sometime in the far future.

      Progressism has blown away almost every human taboo, so why not this one? In the '70s, French left-leaning thinkers advocated the legalization of pedophilia...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Celebrity sausage from labs was already patented.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only way forward ethically. We enjoy varieties of foods. The ideal scenario for meats would be to optimize and approximately tenderize to preferences of texture and palate. I discussed this years ago. Electric stimulus and possibly even amending each array with isolated glands with set excretion parameters to further sophisticate the breadth of selection. Destroying and consuming natural beings, be they plant, animal- doesn't matter- it is only natural to us due to perceived scarcity. The process could have been accelerated long ago. Only now do the oligarchs relent because the upkeep exceeds enforceable morality and ethics. The primitive brain is repulsed by such a drastic change which is the root of the opinions in opposition to these attempts to revise food production.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kevin bacon

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know there is a leather company that works with human leather. Shit gets put onto yachts and shit.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well nobody would have thought fifty years ago that by 2024 there would be beers made from the veganal yeast of a streamer (amouranth)
    what the frick?
    captcha: 0DKYS4

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something disgusting some steamer b***h did once, everyone was disgusted.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I have to eat celebrity ham I at least want an Amy Schumer or perhaps an Adele. I do worry about the quality, but with Belle Delphine it's both gamey and lean. Who wants that in a ham?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      give you ten bucks if you can eat a bite of whoopi ham without gagging

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And how long until a wave of cannibalistic murders happen from this

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mind my business when it comes to what others eat but I'm vegan so I don't really care anyways. What I have to ask do you support this industry or are you against it because the way you wrote this post it could be either.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is more stupid demoralisation garbage that would never find a market, all overt dystopia future predictions are cover for the real dystopia now, we don't live under the mandatory monitoring of 1984 we live under an opt in but practically you have no choice total surveillance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we live under an opt in but practically you have no choice total surveillance
      sounds like a typically ideal video game plot

  10. 2 months ago
    Lucifer

    Yeah I'll have a pound of Billie Ass plz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up homosexual. Name gays are feds

      • 2 months ago
        Lucifer

        Yep you better lock your windows moron

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amouranth
    >veganal yeast

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda hot. I would love to be eaten if it were not for the gaping scars and missing flesh. Who wants to eat my thicc thighs and butt? Lots of marbling on my meat. Would be much better if you could get a sample of my cells and grow my tissue. That way I will know I bring a lovely taste, texture and sense of satisfaction with so many people having their stomachs filled eating my meat. Superior genetics. Delicious. Cannibalism kinda turns me on.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beers made from the veganal yeast of a streamer
    wait what

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spookylicious idea on paper, but unfeasibly expensive irl. imagine actually doing this for real. each gram would cost a grand.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The worlds elite would feast on my meat. Mmmmmmm...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        as much as petty everyday common elites (with low draco blood concentration) enjoy the casual mcgoyslop (with a special added ingredient probably, why the hell not. mexican fingers are guaranteed to be an unlisted ingredient btw) - the super rich actual proper elites only want to eat the real shit. so if you're the right social standing, yeah you might be on the menu.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure there's a movie out there about this but I can't remember the title

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it Antiviral? Cronenberg's son directed it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yes, that one, thanks anon

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been saying this for years as a joke.
    But yeah.

    Thanks to our "sensational" culture, there is no question of "should we", only "who's the first that's gonna do X" ?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lul? So they're making celebrities immortal by turning them into artificial mean and making it part of goyims?

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