I'm the son of the devil. If anything happens to me it happens to you all.

I'm the son of the devil. If anything happens to me it happens to you all. 1 billion times worse than what happens to me.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you win the lottery do I win 100 billion times more than that or do I just win a lesser amount

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No but when I punch people they die and when they punch me terrible shit happens to them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What happens if you punch yourself though ?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If I punch myself nothing happens. I don't feel pain like humans do.

          How above a shave?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hacking the matrix I'd a sure way to get extinct just saying Linux fricktards.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Same bro
    >be me, sophomore, middle of lockdown
    Im up at four in the morning jamming to the Saya no Uta ost and find this hour long video called CIA hemisync or something. I say frick it, why not, close my eyes and listen
    >see myself floating in darkness
    >my hand disintegrates into bloody mandalas
    >an eye opens in the darkness, filled with wickedness and exhaustion
    >thats my eye
    >my surroundings become more defined
    >i stand in a room composed of battered flesh
    >front and center of the room is a monstrous womb, and like a clitoris at the top is the same eye I saw
    >realize this room is the nursery from where my soul was born
    >realize "I've" always been here and will never leave
    >now whenever I lay in bed, I stare into the abyss and see that eye that reflects my own all night, reminding me I exist on this world to cause pain

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Web morons. You're going to get yourselves killed.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the matrix movie? She has an army just waiting behind those doors. Hack it if you dare. Because you already opened the first gate of evil. Next gate and it gets worse.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Comon comon! You hackers gotta be just wanting to cause the appocolypse!!! She caused the big bang explosion. She can cause a few more than UFOs abducting people with anal probes when you're sleeping. She can time travel and murder you in the past too and you'll forget you're childhood because of it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hail the appocolypse!!! Dig into her scp files!!! Summon some of them I fricking dare you!!! Oh wait!!! You already have...

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have you had anal sex recently

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to enjoy cutting your throat when we invade your mushroom zombie frickwit moronic hairy buttcheeks.

      I've died 5 times because of you all and I'm getting so passed off that I'm no longer jesus the Lord and savior. You're all going to die.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go on. Look in the timewar files. I know you want another warhammer 40k book from the timewar...

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We know.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at me like I'm weird when you're the ones raping my mom when she was sleeping with computer viruses and hacking software. But I was born before the Internet, and look how the inventer of wifi was nearly assassinated by a rapist in the 70's.

    We knew you would do it before you did it.

    So stop.

    And yes, she's the devil.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You think we didn't know... but we always did.

    Films like the matrix, terminator, alien vs predator, halo, dead island. Were all warnings.

    So stop.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No so funny know that we have about 20 trillion ships in orbit is it...

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So onto the agenda.

    Nuclear bombs. We need them disassembled. K thx bye.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I do good things to you do good things happen to me a billion times better?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahm thu shun of tha deviw

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SweenyToddAnon, you should do stand up my man, youre a funny guy.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the Antichrist. I'm here because it's the rapture. I've taken over the world's economy.

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