Im an IRL wizard AMA

I do ceremonial magick, and I know some other systems too, I’ve got a few stories under my belt too. Ask me anything

These CAPTCHAs are wilding tho

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what was your biggest oh frick moment where it all made sense?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest oh frick moment would have to be when I ended up actually pulling something up, I had been fricking around with the demons in the goetia and didn’t think too much about it, thought it would be p mild like before. I had been performing mock evocations and never got visible appearance, but once I had started working on my fundamental skills I had gotten better ‘sight’.

      So I call up Murmur and on the second conjuration about halfway through reading it, my reflection on my mirror starts twisting and shit, p fricking wild

      What a ceremony magick can I do to make my pee pee bigger

      It seems women today need a horse sized wiener to be satisfied because they're such prostitutes

      Potion of Greater Jelqing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the reply any tips for developing “sight” and for the guy above any real ways to get bigger schlong (aaking for a friend)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Were you by any chance under the influence of drugs or alcohol?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a ceremony magick can I do to make my pee pee bigger

    It seems women today need a horse sized wiener to be satisfied because they're such prostitutes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I called a demon once and felt something touch my back do u think it was demon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Need more info, what was process?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Drew sigil of Camio on floor with marker, no circle or triangle involved. Called his name. Felt a touch a few minutes later while staring at the sigil, like something the size of a finger lightly pressing against my back for less than a second. That's it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh, lmao yeah sounds like might have, probably not a great idea to go in without the spirit condom though,

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What wild experiences have u had wizard?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One time my Wiccan friend couldn’t handle some of the shit we was cooking and ended up getting influenced by it, I had two normie friends there at the time so I did an impromptu group healing.

      I showed them how to hold energy and basically just made them hold the circle while I did the rest, she was fricking tweaking tho, compelled to just walk into the woods and disappear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, not as awesome as I thought, yeah people tweak off this stuff easily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Come onnn u gotta have some awesome experiences than a wiccan friend tweak tweaking wizzz

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One time as a dumb kid I got caught shoplifting and they were pressing charges really hard, and I did a thing and got them dropped

          https://i.imgur.com/bp8mKpc.png

          What’s a good starting point? I feel like everybody just tells you to start doing homosexualry to start off with “erm meditate for 24 hours with a dildo in your ass for a year.” I want to know the potent stuff.

          Meditation is a good starting point, but in all honesty if you want to get started quickly go learn the Lesser Pentagram and Hexagram rituals until you can perform them at Will, then the Greater versions, then the Middle Pillar, at that point you’ll have all the tools to perform what ever you need, evocation is just like, advanced invocation

          Is it true that you can sell the soul of your family members to a demon? What can you do if you have been sold?

          You can’t really just like “sell your soul” let alone someone else’s, it’s eternal and stuck with you

          That sounds fascinating! Ceremonial magick and other esoteric systems often involve deep symbolism, rituals, and practices aimed at spiritual or personal transformation. I'd love to learn more about your experiences and insights.

          1. What initially drew you to ceremonial magick and other esoteric systems?
          2. Can you share a memorable experience or ritual from your practice?
          3. How do you integrate ceremonial magick or other esoteric practices into your daily life?
          4. Have you encountered any unexpected challenges or surprising discoveries along your journey?
          5. How do you see ceremonial magick and esoteric practices influencing your personal growth and understanding of the world around you?

          Great questions!
          1. My mother practiced Wicca so I had a foot in the door, but I didn’t jive with the whole nature type beat and harm none tomfoolery, and Aleister Crowley stood out to me as a cool figure
          2. Actually yes, my most recent working with the 72 demons was a very very active thing, I called Balam into the room and had my circle around my bed, at this point I knew what to expect somewhat but still got the dread feeling that seems to follow demons around, normal twisting of reflections but I also got hella poltergeist activity, literal things moving around the room, eyes from my closet, whispers everywhere, spooky stuff man
          3. When I can’t have coffee or an energy drink I oftentimes just hype myself up with the Middle Pillar ritual, GBRH is great for getting certain people and things to screw off too
          4. I wasn’t expecting everything to kind of become mundane, like, magick is a lot of fun but now that I practice regularly it has become just another aspect of reality. In addition, another challenge would be trying to balance the ego required to be able to exercise Will over literally anything, but still keeping humble enough to be receptive to any signs and lessons I have to learn
          5. I’ve gotten a lot more accepting of the world, understanding that everything has an undercurrent and that while it can be changed, it’s delicate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have proved ur power level to me wiz thank you, truly stunning work

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a ninja ama

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What’s a good starting point? I feel like everybody just tells you to start doing homosexualry to start off with “erm meditate for 24 hours with a dildo in your ass for a year.” I want to know the potent stuff.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that you can sell the soul of your family members to a demon? What can you do if you have been sold?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the transaction is null if you sold something that does not belong to you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I read this on an old thread. Then I heard in a video that certain family relationships, such as parents and children, allow rights and duties for karmic reasons. I thought about powerful people who have many children. However, it is better if this is not possible.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds fascinating! Ceremonial magick and other esoteric systems often involve deep symbolism, rituals, and practices aimed at spiritual or personal transformation. I'd love to learn more about your experiences and insights.

    1. What initially drew you to ceremonial magick and other esoteric systems?
    2. Can you share a memorable experience or ritual from your practice?
    3. How do you integrate ceremonial magick or other esoteric practices into your daily life?
    4. Have you encountered any unexpected challenges or surprising discoveries along your journey?
    5. How do you see ceremonial magick and esoteric practices influencing your personal growth and understanding of the world around you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bot post, eat a dick you federal glowBlack person

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For a starting point, holybooks.com, also esoterica on youtube has introduced some interesting things for me to research.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can you trace back a curse and find out who gave it to you and how it was given?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ritualistic magic is not really about cursing or hexing others. It’s more about inner work and communication with spirits, deamons angels etc. To gain insights and maybe change things to your favor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It seems to be a spirit curse as in a spirit was sent to my family to harass, but what you said is more interesting. I can now hear them if I listen and it's a wonderful thing. I have been practicing ways to discern each spirits identity through feel and listening to them. There are many characters out there. I think calling them deamons is misleading as it has a lot to do with perspective, but you probably knew that. What are you reading? Do you segregate special time for communication or do you do it when you feel the need? And, in your opinion, what percentage of mental illness is caused by spirits being not so good or miscommunication with the spirit world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tarot works well for this, interpret the court cards for the people and invoke Thoth for guidance in divination

      Do you have a GF?

      Yeah I do lol

      What do you think about jungian model where spirits and demons are components of your mind?

      I don’t fully agree or disagree with it, they seem to exist both internally as archetypes of ourselves but also as external individuals with their own sort of divisions

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a GF?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think about jungian model where spirits and demons are components of your mind?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A real wizard, huh?
    Tell me what your ring is made of and I will possibly believe you. Not just the pre and the israeliteel, but the bindings and alloy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you need a ring to be a wizard, then you’re a cuck lmao

      can you SHAKE SOME ass prostitute

      Not much to shake lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking you are a wizard when you don’t even know where power comes from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My apologies. Most use rings as the others are quite odd modern day. Your crest then? Perhaps a staff or a sword hilt? I know you don’t use a crown.

  14. 1 month ago
    twerkmaster69

    can you SHAKE SOME ass prostitute

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you avoid getting bored

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same as any other person, except I can call up my homeboys from the Lands of Nod

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Were the 72 demons for a version of the Shem operation? And if so, why the goetia instead of like archangels or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t just call up all of the 72, and I do both call up Shem angels and Goetic demons depending on how either will effect my preferred outcome

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense.
        Do you have a good resource for the greater pentagram/hexagram rituals?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Thelemistas website has all of the instructions plus some other info, Israel Regardie’s book, The Complete Golden Dawn also has a lot of the information

          What are the very first texts a new magician should read? From both a theoretical and a practical POV.

          Really depends on your preference is in regards to authorship, like I told the other anon, Regardie’s The Complete Golden Dawn is great, with that and Liber 777 you can get anywhere else, read Liber Null and Psychonaut if you want some of the more low magick stuff, and the chaos movement brought some cool stuff out

          Imagine thinking you are a wizard when you don’t even know where power comes from.

          Of course I know where my magick comes from, literally EVERYONE knows magick is stored in the butt

          I want to get laid off but also get a really great severance package. Can you point me to a ritual or a spirit that might be able to help?

          Hismael, the planetary spirit of Jupiter should help with that

          Can you sense my presence? Like can you sense the person behind this comment just by reading the words I write to you?

          Not really, I could probably scry you if I wanted to but I don’t have a particular motivation to

          My apologies. Most use rings as the others are quite odd modern day. Your crest then? Perhaps a staff or a sword hilt? I know you don’t use a crown.

          Man, I’ve just got the four normal tools, wand, chalice, icon, and blade

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, can you perform a ritual to help me get the internship I need to graduate?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the very first texts a new magician should read? From both a theoretical and a practical POV.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get laid off but also get a really great severance package. Can you point me to a ritual or a spirit that might be able to help?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you sense my presence? Like can you sense the person behind this comment just by reading the words I write to you?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does a "schizophrenic" get rid of their energy parasites? I was diagnosed with schizo-affective disorder and my medication quiets the voices to almost nothing but I just learned that they're not hallucinations, they're real energy parasites and I want to get rid of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either bait or actual schizo

      In either case there is an answer, keep on your meds, but also supplement with magick if that helps, learn a few good banishing techniques, for something like this I’d recommend the Rose Cross ritual as it’s a bit quieter spiritually than the LBRP, but keep on your fricking meds man

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel to be an adult LARPing homosexual?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like I still manage to get laid more than you, lmao

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ceremonial magic is all about you having a desire for something. all magic is stupid because you should have no desires. you are still having desires. lol

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do I summon money
    I have a surprise medical bill that none of the specifically created government offices for dealing with surprise medical bills want to help me with
    I need the money

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the easiest way for a newbie to harness magic for their own benefit?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you practice nofap/semen retention?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Larp.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think is going on with the CAPTCHAs? It's pretty sick!

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