If you were in charge of Hell, how would you torture the damned?

If you were in charge of Hell, how would you torture the damned?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Force deep itch on bottom of foot that can ne er be scratched

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd keep the exit to Hell just out of reach of all the sinners, who would spend eternity climbing over each other up a dark hot cramped corridor towards the light coming down from it. They must always believe there's at least a chance, this time, they'll escape. Hope amplifies the intensity of pain. Without the conceivable possibility of relief, pain loses its sharpness. It becomes dulled by the sheer weight of one’s awareness the condition is eternal. Without hope, there is a dearth of definition to pain. Hope is the very bedrock of Hell for that reason.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Baneposting
      Based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I would only give them hope for the first few hours of their stay, then let it really settle in that they're damned as they coil up in hatred of themselves and everyone they've ever known and loved. Let them go numb without any cope or hope.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I watched The House That Jack Built too

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    give them eternal kidney stone pain, to which one could not adapt

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them that they can leave at any time but they need to repent and learn to be a decent person first.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So basically

      I'd keep the exit to Hell just out of reach of all the sinners, who would spend eternity climbing over each other up a dark hot cramped corridor towards the light coming down from it. They must always believe there's at least a chance, this time, they'll escape. Hope amplifies the intensity of pain. Without the conceivable possibility of relief, pain loses its sharpness. It becomes dulled by the sheer weight of one’s awareness the condition is eternal. Without hope, there is a dearth of definition to pain. Hope is the very bedrock of Hell for that reason.

      ?
      That's actually genius because you can always redefine the parameters of what "repentance" means / what a "decent person" is to keep them there.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    an endless cycle of genetic torture wherein they would be reborn a little more imbred every time

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make them think it wasn't hell, and give them lots of frustrations and absurdity to contend with

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How delightfully clever AND devilish. Clevilish, even...

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Id reincarnate them back to earth as a 5"11 crippled inbred indian

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let them keep their smartphones but take away the charger.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Shark on loop.

    Forever.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's always been Hell

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Put israelites in Charge of Hell

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin a bruh...
    Tell them to stop telling (the one that's torching them) that they're demon

    Open beers
    Do drugs
    And chill

    Fu k It right ?
    Then realize didn't read the full job description details like am I doing the job right ?
    Why am I he'll if I'm tasked with torturing the he'll people.
    There's got to be a

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd throw all parties responsible for its creation into the pit and then expunge it and all its contents completely, followed by doing the same with every bystander who allowed it to come into being, followed by those who failed in their attempts to prevent its coming into being, until Hell and creation stand forever empty

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would hit them with a bolt of lightning every time they said "Oi vey".

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Non stop video essays by smarmy white liberals.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would make them worship God and be nice to eachother. The sort of people that go to hell would hate it.

  17. 1 week ago
    Mother-anon

    nothing, i would simply turn my back on them. let them burn in the hell that they had created for themselves.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you torture the damned?
    All the satanist libs would have to watch Fox News all the time to all eternity, harr harr harr ...

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would just put women in charge

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't really have to do anything, hell would still be miserable without the tortures that people are subjected too. Being completely cut off from God is miserable enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking christtards

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    make them use EerieWeb forever

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Make them listen to Dominican music non stop max volume

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Giving them what they want until it's boring.
    Then continue giving them what they want until they resent it.
    Then continue giving them what they want until they're disgusted with it.
    The longer it takes, the more it eats away at them until only the root cause remains.
    Then we kiln that cause for a brief moment to burn away the problems and give them a pure, clean slate back to life where they belong.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you enjoy it then you're part of the problem.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Turn them all into vapid, moronic women in their own isolated worlds where they are SURROUNDED by pajeets. Everyone except them is a pajeet male. Friends, family, law enforcement, employers, co-workers hell even fricking pets. They will hate it and will never get use to it, especially the rape and pestering.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t. I would let them wander aimlessly, wondering what’s going to be their end. Oh wait

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