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> If you frick with us, we can frick with you.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uwu

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOL UP YOU SAYIN DEY FUXX WIT ME?!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so,y comic

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope because I don't frick with you.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not cool alien bros
    you guys are more advanced than us
    it'd be like humans bullying a insect or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And why do humans do it? Because it's fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you're Jeffery Dahmer or something

        I do not go out of my way to torture insects

        Speak for yourself psycho anime watching weirdo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you just assume The Great Greezo's weeb status, degenerate flesh monkey!?!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, you probably jerk off to underage cartoon girls (anime/hentai) weirdo
            Don't ever reply to me again if ya know what's good for ya

            The people who so angrily deny they're psychos are usually the biggest psychos or all. Or politicians, but then I'm repeating myself.

            Not sure this applies to aliens, however, since we don't know what range of emotions they feel or how deeply. We really have no way of knowing what gets them off, though it would seem rectal investigation is a likely candidate. Also corn field graffiti and inverting cows.

            Blah, blah, blah. Go collect more anime figures and fight for pedophile rights nerd

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The more you accuse others in detail the more insights we gain into your sick fetishes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off moron I know your kind

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just wish you knew the common comma.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He probably left all his commas inside some poor kid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Must've hit a nerve

            ThE more You HiDE THe morE you ReVeal!!1!!!

            You fricking white trash loser

            Anime watching weirdo

            I just use this site because it's """anonymous""" and I can talk shit without getting banned immediately like on Facebook or Twitter

            have a nice day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take a picture of your room right now

            Try to not hide all the anime figures youve collected and pictures of underage hentai art on your wall you fricking white trash moron nerd

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, anon, I will not let you groom me. I'm calling the cops, btw. Expect the party van soon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you, the cops/feds are watching as i type this

            What's that? Oh they said they agree with me, you're an anime watching weeb little homosexual who wants to frick little kids

            drink bleach

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Must've hit a nerve

            ThE more You HiDE THe morE you ReVeal!!1!!!

            You fricking white trash loser

            Anime watching weirdo

            I just use this site because it's """anonymous""" and I can talk shit without getting banned immediately like on Facebook or Twitter

            have a nice day

            >when anon's split personality enters the chat and they're both sick kiddie diddler fricks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop projecting William

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to what, the projector you have that writes "free candy" in the sky over your house? So fricking lazy, man.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >free candy
            So that's how you got all those kids locked up in your basement

            Shit, thanks for the tip buddy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shit, thanks for the tip buddy
            Well at least you're honest about what you are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes very honest, thanks for the tip my fellow veteran child abductor
            You're awesome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The people who so angrily deny they're psychos are usually the biggest psychos or all. Or politicians, but then I'm repeating myself.

          Not sure this applies to aliens, however, since we don't know what range of emotions they feel or how deeply. We really have no way of knowing what gets them off, though it would seem rectal investigation is a likely candidate. Also corn field graffiti and inverting cows.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you frick with me, I will frick with you

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That thing is a type of reptilian, and nobody likes them, not even the other reptilians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hybridization.

      AAAAAAAAAÁAAAAAHHHHH save me galactic federation!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forget the image.

        AAAAAAAAAÁAAAAAHHHHH!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you frick with me, I will frick you

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes that is how fricking works

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is like a way to vent about those homosexuals .Last night I ran into them while I was sleeping. My dream was something like after hours .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime I sleep they keep giving me fricked up dreams that are clearly not mine

      It's the feds or aliens I'm telling ya...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can be both.

        When you go to bed, do it without feeling afraid and also eat better. No drugs.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You make the first move, my friend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Humanity: COME AT ME, BRO!
      >Ayys: Okay
      >parks in the asteroid belt just past Mars and proceeds to magnetically accelerate iron core asteroids to pummel the Earth until the surface is molten rock
      >Humanity: [ERROR. SIGNAL NOT FOUND]
      >Ayys: Yeah, that's what I thought, jabroni!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Uses yang chi to disrupt the spacetime continuum and the throw the asteroids off their path of motion
        You will never achieve true strength if you define it according to what only the eyes can see.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tries to use UNO against the ayy menace
          What next, you gonna get out your Yugioh deck and challenge them to a dual?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure sounds good, if they're still relying on physical apparatus as a source of power I can't imagine they'll be much of an opponent. I could best those fools with a deck of Kuribohs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Total Ayy Death.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately Uno cards only work at close range, and each card only works once per draw, so any object already slowed by entry into Earth's atmosphere before you send it back will have insufficient thrust to break atmosphere again. That means it's still going to land in someone's backyard. You might be able to whittle some off of it if it continues to burn in the atmosphere but that in turn is going to have a warming effect. This means unless you are lucky enough to keep drawing a reverse card to keep the object airborn until it loses enough mass to pose a threat the ayys will eventually breach your defense. Ultimately the air will heat sufficiently to roast everyone on the surface alive anyway. That's why Zuckerberg has created his underground survival bunker in Hawaii, even though his lizard physiology means he can tolerate the heat better than humanity.

          Trust me, our scientists have studied this defense very carefully. Unfortunately we just do not see any way for it to work.

          Sure sounds good, if they're still relying on physical apparatus as a source of power I can't imagine they'll be much of an opponent. I could best those fools with a deck of Kuribohs.

          We've actually had some success at bringing down UAPs using satellite based Beyblades.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had forgotten about the bunkers. Makes sense. From now on the heat on the planet will increase.Reptiles should be able to adapt to that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know they wear the robes to help conceal the fact their physical anatomy is extremely different from a humans, right?

            Also, she's cute as hell.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They just think the robes look hella fly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fingers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shieet homie go buy some fancy clothes
    Shieet homie stick my 14 inch big dick in some hoes
    Shieeet homie buy an expensive car
    Shieeent homie kill some homies frick em all

    Yikes no wonder the aliens chose me. I didn't know everyone around here is an actual moron.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    C

    Oogabooga, big bad Chupacabra

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threads like these have me convinced Eglin has the ultimate playbook on how to derail any conversation about NHI and UAPs with techniques so simple even a crayon eater can do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, really come on bruh, that’s a reddit tier cop out.
      You need to stop smoking dmt with joe rogan.
      01100111./101./

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the US gets around agreements not to drop nukes by dropping these guys on cities, cratering entire cities
        Impressive, but not as impressive as being able to lift them that high in the sky in the first place. I suspect we may actually have artificial gravity, folks, and the Air Force is using it today.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. Generally how it works. But I'm just a dumb cave monkey and I might take it literally.

    Come on! Let's see who's probe is bigger! Smallest one cuts it off. Fricking let's go, greenboi. I wanna see what that mouff do.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit

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