If I'm God let me manifest nice things holy fricking shit.

I just want to have fun. Why can't I have fun? Let me spawn in a fricking Lamborghini and go on road trip. Life is obviously a simulation. I just want the fricking cheat codes.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're thinking of single player games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life is a single player game though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you are God, then I am God and if I'm God my definition of fun is meekness and powerty
        I TAKE AWAY YOUR LAMBORGHINI AND LEAVE YOU TO SUFFER WITH YOUR EARTHLY DESIRES

        How's that for a single player game

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this homie barely made it to level 10 and wants to be a GM already, sorry chud why dont you go do some more leveling before you think about playing on easy mode.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You do not need a Lamborghini and a road trip I'm order to have fun.

  4. 1 month ago
    Garrote

    Where does the lamborghini come from? You need engineers and workers to make the lamborghini.
    Life is not a simulation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prove that it isn't a simulation. Prove it. You can't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you can almost never prove a negative like that
        prove that this isn't in the mind of a magical turtle genius

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Explain quantum shifting them. You probably won't believe me, but I have shifted to different worlds. A hotel that I lived next to had its sign change from red to white. In one hour. You probably think I'm saying random nonsense, but it's essentially the Mandela effect. But actually true.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            everything is consciousness and can change whenever it ('god') wills to, is how i would explain that. i have also experienced

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            (cont.) experienced the same thing you're talking about. i was playing ecco the dolphin one day and you could activate the first level by doing the 'communicate' command where you send an echolocation above the water. then one day, inexplicably, it changed to where you have to jump to the highest point above the water to activate the first level. it was very strange

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Could it be that this simply didn’t happen or you remembered it wrong?
            I mean sure let’s say quantum shifting instead lmao. That’s got be more likely lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If life is a simulation how would you know you shifted to a different world? Maybe the simulation glitched for a second or randomly changed.
            You're right Mandela effects are evidence that whatever this "reality" is it isn't as solid and immutable as they try to convince everybody it is.
            At the end of the day only consciousness is the only real thing there is. Without consciousness you wouldn't even be able to perceive this physical world in the first place which is why it's constantly repeated that the truth is found within.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            About 10 years ago in this city I lived in I drove down this same Main Street every morning. One day there was a massive fricking building outta nowhere and it fuxked with me for awhile. Could’ve maybe just never noticed it, I really don’t know/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Civilization is 100% a simulation if you change the definition a little bit.

        There are cheat codes, it's called cheating lol. Also rule bending and manipulation, dungeon mastering, selling out, leveling, implication, team stacking, false humility, pure love for one's own ego. There is also of course strategy. Some doors are open even if you don't want to go in and if you accidentally punch an npc they turn on you. The real code you're looking for is just open doors. Just nlp. The trick is just to act like the door is open to you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's like saying "prove god isn't real"
        the burden of proof is on you, moron

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you need to understand that the will of the mind you are experiencing right now is not the total of your will as god, and that nothing can oppose the total of your will as god, therefore everything is going perfectly as it should according to your will already.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The image you posted is accurate. If your feeling up then go up if your down then stay down until you feel up again before going up.

    Avoid doing things when you don't feel good unless you have to. It may take some time to get the timing on things right. Meditation can help with this.

    Also, make sure your only visualizing and dreaming of things that you want to manifest. Cleaning out this area in your brain will allow you to focus on your goals. Keep clean thoughts.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The journey is just as important as the destination, my dear anon.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our simulation was designed to be tiresome and gay.
    It's all a big shit test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's designed to be challenging and interesting, god is a genius

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God designed the world to impossible and horrible, he's a disgusting moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all a big AI training program.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's UU DD LR LR BA Start

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spot the gamestop bag holder

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I just want to have fun. Why can't I have fun? Let me spawn in a fricking Lamborghini and go on road trip. Life is obviously a simulation. I just want the fricking cheat codes.
    This is why God doesn't answer your requests. They must be genuine and with a good heart. You can't trick him.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me spawn in a fricking Lamborghini and go on road trip

    have you ever played a game with cheats?
    if you have, you would know this fact:
    playing a game without cheats and struggling and achieving the goal is infinitely more fulfilling and take much longer than playing with cheats.
    in fact, once you use cheats, the game becomes boring after 2-3 days. you throw the game away.

    what you are saying here, appears as if it would be fun. but this is because you are cheatless now and achieving that with hard labor and effort would actually be fun.
    but NOT if you could just do...:
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h9qQ1kC8xWg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life isn't a video game, life is me being dominated and abused by sadists, being constantly threatened with rape, homelessness, starvation, slavery, violence, mutilation, having my mind raped every second of every day and being terrorized, abused, harassed, threatened, etc for everything I do or think, having anything god considers "desirable" violently gatekept from me including in my literal imagination, etc. Real life is everyone else having "cheats on" against me and me having no ability to "win" whatsoever. It wouldn't matter how "boring" life would be if I was omnipotent, because life being "boring" would be better than it being completely miserable like it is now. Being dominated and abused by omnipotent sadists isn't fun at all. Being omnipotent would be necessary to even fight back against God's troony hivemind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i doubt that what you wrote is really your reality. you may be suffering from delusions or you may be a woman and women tend to blow things out of proportion because of their message up hormonal system..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is my reality and I'm not exaggerating at all, if anything I'm downplaying it for the sake of brevity.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            then you should kys. unironically. why would you live life like that? if it was me, i would have ended it.
            ultimately, its your fault if you continue to tolerate such a miserable existence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If I kill myself God just reincarnates me so he can continue abusing me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, you're the one doing that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No moron I'm not forcing myself to reincarnate in this moronic hell world.

            you reincarnate yourself because you have lingering desires.

            isness is due desire.
            if you want true suicide (nirvana, cessation) with no reincarnatuion, aka eternal peace, get rid of desire

            lust is the mother of all other desires. so kill desire. dont eat aphrodisiacs (meat, garlic, onion). fast from: food, orgasm and thoughts. if you do that long enough, you will initiate the secret and optional puberty #2 and achieve nirvana. this is what all religions teach under the hood.

            but if instead you want to exist and live a pleasant or tolerable life (there is no good life, its an illusion, as reality is hell you are chained to via the chains of desire), then just move to the next incarnation. you have been dealt a bas hand - REROLL

            I know this isn't true because at some point I would have been forced to exist in this world without ever having existed before and if it happened once then it will happen again. Also the fact that this argument is based on a completely corrupt and evil "morality" makes it obvious that the person forcing me to exist doesn't actually care about justifying his behavior whatsoever, because what you've said isn't a justification, so he will obviously just continue to do what he's doing because he obviously doesn't actually feel as if he needs to justify his behavior

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you reincarnate yourself because you have lingering desires.

            isness is due desire.
            if you want true suicide (nirvana, cessation) with no reincarnatuion, aka eternal peace, get rid of desire

            lust is the mother of all other desires. so kill desire. dont eat aphrodisiacs (meat, garlic, onion). fast from: food, orgasm and thoughts. if you do that long enough, you will initiate the secret and optional puberty #2 and achieve nirvana. this is what all religions teach under the hood.

            but if instead you want to exist and live a pleasant or tolerable life (there is no good life, its an illusion, as reality is hell you are chained to via the chains of desire), then just move to the next incarnation. you have been dealt a bas hand - REROLL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you reincarnate yourself because you have lingering desires
            Where did buddhists get this idea in the first place? Its so random, this is just a guess but its like they think the universe is soo fussy with fulfilling everyones desires that it wont let people leave until it sees that they have nothing else they want. Which is strange because the universe seems to have the level of compassion as a deadbeat alcoholic boomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Such a loser mindset. You are LOAing your own failure and demise by just speaking and thinking this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i disagree
      this is cope for slaves stuck in slave samsara
      i would be having way more fun rn if i could spawn in random objects, fly around in a ufo, time travel, and use cheat codes to get ahead like a video game
      WAY MORE FUN
      there is no doubt in my mind
      this shit fricking sucks right now
      this world is fricking LAME
      but it is this way on purpose
      it doesn't have to be this way but for some reason, we made it this way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just wish there was a balance, I wish magic was real enough to snap and see fire at my fingertips, I wish for adventure and meaning, but also a level of control over myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever played a game and wondered "why isnt there a game that makes me wageslave for 40 years for the possibility of owning an in game home and in game family?". Me neither because the concept sucks dick, life gives out peanuts for rewards for a sustained effort over an absurdly long period of time
      If you want to know whats life should be like, look at how video games do it. You go around, slay shit, get rewarded to high hell and become the most powerful ingame character. People love that shit which is why they play to escape the drudgery that is life

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't I have fun? Let me spawn in a fricking Lamborghini and go on road trip. Life is obviously a simulation. I just want the fricking cheat codes.
    I'm thinking the same thing as you and I've concluded that the only reason why you can't do that is because they need to have dominion over you. It's basically an artificial cosmic hierarchy.
    They NEED you to be buried knee deep in shit so they can feel powerful/exalted. And yes it is by design and it is fated to be this way.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you not taking fricking appropriate action to have whatever you desire? Do you expect your subconscious to hand you everything on a silver platter? Think of your subconscious mind as a tiny raft in a giant ocean in which you must correct its sail through some form of action or goal. If you remain stagnant you will be the b***h of the wind or you will sink. So if you want to master your mind, you must take fricking action and it will give you any fricking thing you want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If I'm God
      This is something that I can't stand about so many occultists. They always come to this conclusion. Or at least the ones open to it.
      Just because you are made by your parents and are of your parents, it doesn't make you your parents. Same applies here.
      You are made up of the ruach, the nephesch, and the neschamah (ego/animal soul(subconscious)/high self(soul)). The neschamah comes directly from The Divine/The Creator/God/Ein Sof/etc. But it does not make you god in any way, shape, or form.
      That's your ego talking. Desperately latching on to any fantasy that some day, it will not have to move on. The ego inherently knows that it does not move on like the soul does.
      Stop this nonsense about "being God". You're not.
      You wanna manifest a lambo? Learn to work with your subconscious. But I warn you, once you learn how to work with it and what dwells within, you'll more than likely find you do not want a lambo anymore.

      This.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you not taking fricking appropriate action to have whatever you desire?

      Because Schlomo prints money for free and makes you work for it. The system is rigged.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then do the fricking work and stop complaining over stupid shit

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If I'm God
    This is something that I can't stand about so many occultists. They always come to this conclusion. Or at least the ones open to it.
    Just because you are made by your parents and are of your parents, it doesn't make you your parents. Same applies here.
    You are made up of the ruach, the nephesch, and the neschamah (ego/animal soul(subconscious)/high self(soul)). The neschamah comes directly from The Divine/The Creator/God/Ein Sof/etc. But it does not make you god in any way, shape, or form.
    That's your ego talking. Desperately latching on to any fantasy that some day, it will not have to move on. The ego inherently knows that it does not move on like the soul does.
    Stop this nonsense about "being God". You're not.
    You wanna manifest a lambo? Learn to work with your subconscious. But I warn you, once you learn how to work with it and what dwells within, you'll more than likely find you do not want a lambo anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People keep saying this and meditating on it yet they dont know shit, even most hardcore buddhists dont know shit, the ego isn't afraid of "not moving on"

      The ego isn't your sense of who you are, your ego is the lie you tell yourself and others to avoid facing who you are, the ego is your mask, your identity is as permanent or fluid as you want it to be, there is nothing stopping you from holding on to your experiences and being someone

      In my small wisdom let me tell you that you are jumping to that conclusion because that is the issue you currently face, you are scared you do not exist without god, you can face your anxiety and forge yourself forward, or fall into being an example of what those around you tolerate and admire, this is at the root of the difference between the left hand path and the right

      t. middle dick chad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your entire posts oozes the same diatribe an angsty teenager would write after wikiquote binge of Nietzsche quotes.
        >a mask
        Very modern psychology of you.
        >your identity
        That IS the ego.
        The ego is developed by the body. It is needed by the vessel.
        All these things I mentioned work together.
        >LHP vs RHP
        Great, and I reject this dualistic view, and will walk the middle path.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >My identity is the seething form itching to fit in
          >There is nothing beneath this
          This is why you are afraid anon, it will make sense if you actually figure out who you are.

          >Senseless anger all over his post
          >All to tell me that he believes I am wrong
          Why not just pay attention to how you feel so that you don't need me to tell you these things?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh right, you're one of those LHP lolcows.
            Forgot, you love this gas lighting shit and think you're cleaver with it.
            May The Creator guide you away from the qlippoth, but if that's your journey, so be it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Insulting me or ascribing my position to a group will not effect how you feel in any way

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and then what OP? youll spawn in a newer lambo? and then what OP? youll spawn in a million beautiful women each prettier than the next? eventually you will become bored. that's how some billionaires feel, eat chocolate icecream everyday and have steaks and lobster every night. tell me how fricking quick that would get old. Grow up, be a man and stop trying to cheat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a moronic post. Suffering "gets old" way quicker than pleasure. You'd have to be a moron to think "you'd get bored of living a desirable life" is somehow a reason to want to live a miserable life.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks hes God
    >cant even enjoy himself
    lmao

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm nobody.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I still don't have the cheat codes. Shit gets old.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to achieve success is by vibrating lower. We are too high for the rest of the world.
    Lower vibrations = More Change

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  22. 1 month ago
    Dingus Bingus

    someone manifest 2 billion old school runescape gold into my bank

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      let go of your attachment to runescape gold my dear one and watch the wealth flow to you

      • 1 month ago
        Dingus Bingus
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so the story goes

          • 1 month ago
            Dingus Bingus

            how do you know?

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