If a portal to hell opened up

and legions of demons poured out to invade the Earth,
Without supernatural shit (like Satan himself thanos snapping everyone to dust), just bare knuckle busting, do you think a unified Earth defense force could successfully defend against the endless hordes of Satan's army? Maybe push the demons back and set up a perimeter within hell?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's only about 30 million fallen angels and I suspect they can be killed in conventional ways. It may take a .50BMG bullet to kill one, but you can shoot one and kill it. I think guerilla style, we probably could wipe them out over time, snipers, car bombs, that kind of thing. The problem is, just like with our politicians, you move on one, your own family is tripping over each other to see who gets to be first to the phone to drop a dime on you. Many people will love them, be beholden to them, be their bootlickers. It's not the fallen ones themselves, it's the billions of humans who will be backing and protecting them.

    Anyway, we'll see in about 3 months.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't threathen me with a good time:
      >/fitizen/
      >practices kali/escrima
      >not very religious, more into shamanism and nature worship
      >integrated my inner shadow
      >unquenched urge to RIP and TEAR
      Let them come, If I ever see a demon apocalypse where I can just grab my knives and absolutely let loose, it will be the time of my life. If they're going to be roughly human-sized, that is. I'm 100% ready to go full doomguy on their demonic asses. Even if I die in battle, I'll die smiling.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hundreds of billions of people have died. I'd guess that 75% of them went to hell. If even just %50 went, we'd still have to contend with tens of billions of damned, + whatever Hadean Lords and never-human fiends exist. I doubt nuking Hell like Iron Man nuked the Chitauri would do anything; they're probably immune to the radioactive damage, and Hell is, by design, limitless and ultramundane.
    Even if we could somehow hold them at a standstill, the average goyim golem gunner isn't mentally prepared to fight against literal demons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >nuking hell
      holy water bombs

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >endless hordes
    All the world's forces couldnt withstand endless hordes of damselflies.
    Endless is a scary concept.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good point but i counter endless hordes with nuclear powered automation

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >If
    It already happened you missed it bud

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the ones in hell we have to worry about. That bunch is there forever. It's the ones still on the loose.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just let me at them, I will frick every single demon and save earth.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>If a portal to hell opened up
    >warriors of the world by manowar starts playing on a massive speaker around the world

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jews would just push for equality and force companies to hire demons and make them CEOS and stuff and then the real conspiracy will be that there are no demons in power and its just all israelites

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Diablo 3 its a perfect match for your lame fantasy

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >just bare knuckle busting
    1. Why do you think there are weight classes in boxing?
    2. Do you think the average human is in the same weight class or strength level of the average demon?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not if we're on our own. There's a shit ton of demons. So many that they would blacken the sky if they were all released at once. Satan's tail swatted 1/3 of the stars from the sky. That's a lot of stars, anon. Bare knuckle busting, absolutely not. Demons are shapeshifters. They could turn into something huge and just rip you in half. You're not setting up a perimeter in hell, it's pitch black and filled with smoke and fire. Doom is cool but fake.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the Hordes of Hell come all the way to Earth *without* supernatural shit? What's the fricking point? "Hey guys, lets go have a fistfight with the humans lmao!" Fricking stupid.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The portal has always been open. Hell has always been here.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    0% chance. Read your Bible. 1 single angel slew 185,000 men in a night and we have no reason to think that was his maximum capacity.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they turned to God, then I'd imagine yes, they could. But only if they sought God's favor.

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