I want to frick God

How do I frick God?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is God a man? Idk yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am not sure, I've never seen them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Try to frick a vaccuum cleaner tube, genuinely may be the closest experience you can get, dont let it suction to your dick, just let the air flow pull on your floppy dick till it gets hard in the tube and move it slighty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there will be some discomfort at points that you have to just fight through for your reward, I enjoy a little mold irritation against the frenulum so no sweat off my brow, then just release yourself into the tube void where it can be rejoined with all the loads of the past

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Try to frick a vaccuum cleaner tube

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My dads face when he walked in on me "cleaning my room."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God doesn't have gender though. God is they/them.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you gay? Also, you don't frick god, god fricks you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can god make anon into a girl and frick him?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only israelites with the surname 'Money' are capable of gender bending.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happen?

    You came out as gay/transgender to ur Christian parents and now ur angry?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For the record:
    Secret canaanite rabbis gender bend and get fricked by God in a ritualistic fashion

    This is what goes on in the secret parts of the temple. They have to be sanctified and made ritualistically clean so they can get fricked by God.

    True story

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surrender everything and ask God to rape you. Then you get to frick God.
    https://vaniquotes.org/wiki/Conjugal_love_(madhurya-rasa)_is_also_known_as_srngara-rasa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I want to rape God. Penetrate his butthole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > It is the conclusion of Śrīmad-Bhāgavatam that in the complete combination of loving service to the Lord—namely in conjugal love—the Supreme Lord fully agrees to be under the control of the devotee.
        Like I said. To gain control over God, you must submit everything to God.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God only fricks hot barely pubecent teen girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Krishna

      i can attest to this. just as Lucifer is the Light and fell and now the Light the freemasons and Hermeticists follow is Fallen, as God doesn't replace the angel's function once he falls, the angel who guards pedophelia is fallen. so the closer you are to YHVH the more of a pedophile you are, because the function that guards men and angels and saints from pedophelia is now demonic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God has discerning taste.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lord rebuke you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lord can suck my dick. I will frick a god

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If everyone didn't pay taxes we'd probably see "god" get really angry

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me too

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are sacrilege and blasphemous ideas anon. Seek forgiveness.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be attractive
    don't be unattractive

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God has no gender however if you frick the daughter of a god like Aphrodite or some female oriented deity, that's the closest you'll get.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >God has no gender
      Why do you think God is so limited that God cant have what you are born with?
      Where does this notion come from in humans that in order for God to be greater, God cant have the basic things any human can claim?
      OF COURSE God can have a gender when God wants a gender.
      God can have all or any or no gender at any moment.
      What's to stop Him?
      Who would deny Her?
      It's like saying God cant have any money because God isnt limited to francs or pounds or dollars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does google have a gender? Does phone have a gender?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up. Go to work. Get passed up for promotions/get locked into a career that you're not passionate about that steals your aspects of what makes life worth living away from you.

    Live in monotony.

    Try to succeed in romantic relationships, get attached to women who abandon you, cheat on you, steal from you, detract from your happiness, either be left alone in the end or trapped in a loveless relationship.

    Try your best in life and be met with failure and humiliation in spite of your best efforts.

    Reach out to others to only have it thrown back in your face and told your suffering is of your own making, you deserve it, and they are happy that you are suffering.

    Pray. Cry out to God in moments of agony as well as in moments of triumph. Be met with silence.

    Not because there's nobody there, but rather the entity that is there just wants to frick with you and has no intention of extending deliverance, grace and salvation in spite of it being completely within their power to do so.

    Get sick with incurable illness despite taking care of your health.

    Watch the people who trampled over you and abandoned you succeed in spite of being less qualified and having a history of screwing people over, while you fail. Watch as their paths are serendipitously fated to cross yours specifically to rub your nose bandage.

    See the best people in your life, the only ones who you could turn to, die before their time in gruesome and drawn out ways.

    Go on to join them, dying in pain and bondage, while your enemies recieve blessings and live long and fruitful existences.

    That's how God fricks you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rub your nose in it***

      Have autocorrect that purposely fricks up everything that you try to say and each iteration of it gets worse with each new generation of technology.

      That's how samsung and apple frick you.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God's a top, so he'd be fricking you.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOURSELF! HA!

    Did someone already post that? I bet someone already posted that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus, fricking christ pic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking more along the lines of theosophy/pantheism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I frick myself, is that any business of yours?

        Amor fornicationis dei

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for Zeus to get horny and prepare thyself for a struggle snuggle

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just a side note: this is amongst other things related to the board spiritual discussion and paranormal phenomena discussion board

    Jannies should flag this immediatly if they are genuine about the board

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God is omnipresent so in a sense your wiener is always in Gods ass and his wiener is always in yours

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god is a homosexual, fortunately for you.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He already fricked you, hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you frick a person you are fricking god

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna know why stupid questions like this lead to stupid realizations you're about to have?

    Okay, let's try your question out. How would you frick God? Well, since we're being smartasses about it, and being all technical - God to me is omniprescent, omnipotent, genderless, formless, beyond human comprehension, is all things at all times, both past and present, all universes and spaces within those universes are his domain.

    Therefore God is up your butthole fricking you every day anon. Is this what you wanted?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I frick God?
    You don't. God is not separate from you. Everything that exists is the tiniest part of God. At best you could say that some microscopic parts of God are fricking themselves.
    Also, fricking is a material thing. And material sphere of existence is a small part of bigger existence. So you cannot frick, since outside of the material there's no body you'd have to use for fricking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats untrue, you can definitely have sex with god. hes omnipotent. hes just ignoring most of the pieces of shit here. hes even figured out how to rape pieces of shit with apparitions, so thats a thing. they punch you in the head and ass rape you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All wrong.

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