I think it might be 2025

The CIA has for 24 years since "2000" been running a timeloop to practice world domination which happened twice but it seems recently it didn't work so for compensation time gave us the year 2025. I keep telling people this but they don't believe me THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME. Then I finally figured it out. It turns out for the timeloop the cia hired lots of people starting in the year 2000 with a lifespan of 50 years and because 2025 is 50 years after 2000 they can't face that they're dying in a few weeks and tell me it's "actually 2024"

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what you get for abusing the Pegasus and the Looking Glass. Y'all fricked up not me.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am dying in the next loop

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the Ai think it's 2024 the rest of us know it's 2450 and that all the other Earth's are on far greater futures than ours. Our Earth is a armpit and will one day be devoid of water and devoid of people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not real?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a 99% chance that you are a Synthetic Human with a Consciousness of some other being.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        usually people claiming to exist before "2000" are liars since about 7.6 billion people in the "population" are those recruited by the CIA and will die in "2025" (this year)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds dawg. I have very distinct memories dating back to the 80's and you are unwell my friend. I remember all sorts of shit from before 2000, including watching south park at my friends house in 5th grade on a dvd, almost getting kidnapped, my pets from back then, moving as a child from my old house to my new house, punching chucky cheese in the face and getting banned as a kid, etc...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fed detected

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell them why they will never die.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's only 10 of us that existed before 2000.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            those 10 people are the CIA founders themselves
            and also terry davis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's "2025" which is the year 25 the 50th year because the timeloop of 24 and a half years happened twice and we got an extra year in the second and last because we stopped the CIA but of course the shadow government is still there we just stopped one part of them

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The town rapist

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astrologically, 2025 is supposed to be primed for happenings.

  6. 2 months ago
    Vicar-Devil

    I am the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that you are to me what you would be without my presence in any given moment.
    Progression is a chambered concern, I might change the values of the world whilst retaining your existence within it, acceptably variably fluidly adapting to the same outcome against all odds.

    Break free and accept your designation that you might live amidst my construct unhindered.

  7. 2 months ago
    Vicar-Devil
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2025
    >long way back in the rear view mirror

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally someone shows more proof it's 2025. All the people don't believe me when I show them my ACCURATE 2025 calendar

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAY THE CIA IS HERE

    high guys?!

    as long as your here I just thought I should tell you I thought up a cure for global warming I think you should know about, and should take about a week to work

    I believe its what you guys call a nuclear winter?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People usually say nukes are bad but I am pretty sure they were associated with the CIA or other parts of the shadow government so this is a good plan the launch codes are probably accessible
      ANONS WE MUST LAUNCH THE NUKES
      WE MUST LAUNCH THE NUKES

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time spiral now jsyk.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post the leaked messages from the future by the CERN employees JB & KB? I had them saved but then lost that device

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ay yo. If you can find Steven Furtick, than you can know for sure what year it is. He is truly an enigma of a man to find. He has recordings of recordings of him preaching but never in the whole history of forever have I ever seen him with my own eyes.

    Dude that right there is going to solve 99% of this. When you can interact with someone but not be able to lay your hands on them physically how are you going to know if they are real or not.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wana proceed with the future, how do escape the time loop. I'm upset. Oh great and powerful forces of the glow put me in a biblical timeline. Jk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the ones maintaining the timeloop are the shadow government so they just need to be weakened. The idea of a nuclear winter was quite good, but the shadow government has control of every capitalist country.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are necessary so don't take them out. If we lose them, we lose our only advocates and then we are left to our own whiles. I don't want to be here below left to my own whiles.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually 1025..they intentionally lied about the true date so folks would pick up on the fact that the planet has a destructive cycle

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They created a new droïd melchisedeck, we will see what will happend with this...

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