I think I fricked up

>be me
>having panic attack
>pray to God to help me
>nothing happens
>pray to Satan to help me
>feel better immediately
>thinks to myself “damn I should pray to the devil more often
>order food
>food arrives
>look at ticket number
>666
>mfw

How bad did I just frick up? Will God forgive me for my sin? I’m scared bros

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course satan wants to feed a fat-frick like you, a fat-frick who loves his food like you should be fattened up till he dies of a heartattack cutie

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick off klaus and take all your satan worshippers with you

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a lottery ticket
    >praise

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting. I would look into this more, perhaps you connected with a different God or deity like lucifer which isn't technically Satan as Satan is really just an idea.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read St Louis de Montfort’s writings on salvation
    “If you say the Rosary faithfully until death, I do assure you that, in spite of the gravity of your sins you shall receive a never-fading crown of glory. Even if you are on the brink of damnation, even if you have one foot in hell, even if you have sold your soul to the devil as sorcerers do who practice black magic, and even if you are a heretic as obstinate as a devil, sooner or later you will be converted and will amend your life and will save your soul, if — and mark well what I say — if you say the Holy Rosary devoutly every day until death for the purpose of knowing the truth and obtaining contrition and pardon for your sins.”
    >TL;DR you took the easy way out but it isn’t hopeless. God will not interfere with your free will, but Satan loves to take advantage of it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Prays to the Demiurge
    >Demiurge does Demiurge things
    Why are you surprised? He's literally the god of this world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think that you've mixed things up. Jehowah is the demiurge, the lesser ignorant god, and Lucifer is one of the many salvific figures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You people are such indulgent idiots

        • 1 month ago
          Tiw

          Always an insult, never a coherent argument. Christians are invariably bitter, incapable theological opponents.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why the frick do every single one of you morons talk like this? Have you ever considered the possibility that someone like me has had this argument with someone like you hundreds of times over, and that everything you think is so annoyingly wrong and impossible to justify that I've come to the conclusion that you're just stupid? Because that's the conclusion I've come to with you people. You're actually just stubborn morons who reason backwards from the conclusion you desire to be true. There is no combination of words I could say that would make you any less of an indulgent idiot.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            You guys sure love to cast judgement don't you? 2 sentences from me and you already have my whole life story figured out. Have you read a single word of that book you love to thump on?

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I forgot to mention I'm a troony

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I'm butthurt about the fact God didn't let me be a woman

            This is the best christians can do. Smears and deception.
            Just as your god Yahweh smeared Samael, and decieved you into believing he was your creator.

            Predictable and boring.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I also forgot to mention I'm schizophrenic look at me talking to myself like a crazy person XD I'm so loony!! Teehee

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kek, demiurgeposter here, i love that you guys throw shit at each other like monkeys
            oooh oooh ahh ahh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Zestygorilla

            Get some new material. Yawn.

            Why are you talking to yourself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The filename is accurate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ur weird

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a funny monkey

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Get some new material. Yawn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            like pottery

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are such a predictable stereotype. You gonna call me un-christlike next? Woooah never heard that one before. You all talk like this.
            >Did you just like, insult me? Tch! Typical Christian! Jesus would've messaged my shoulders and kissed my cheek and called me a smarty pants good boy!
            Ok then why aren't you Christian, Anon? If you know so fricking much about the book you've never actually read, but constantly accuse other people of having never actually read, why aren't you a fricking Christian? Oh, is it because you watched a bunch of YouTube videos from apocrypha obsessed schizos and saw some memes on Facebook with out of context quotes from a book you have never read and never will? Frick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Called it! You people are so easy to predict.

            No argument, just an insult. Every. Single. Time. Without. Fail. You're so predictable, I can tell you how you're going to react, and you'll obey:

            Your next message: an insult in the first 5 words, a blanket judgement about "you people" vs "my people" and an invitation for me to type a bunch of shit that you will ultimately refuse to debate, because you'll get so caught up in the rush of getting to swear on the internet like a big boy!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And where the frick is your argument, now that I've ripped you to shreds? Arrogant homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
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          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Right here, actually.>>>

            Always an insult, never a coherent argument. Christians are invariably bitter, incapable theological opponents.

            I rest my case. Thanks for playing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are fricking moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I don't have time to argue it's time for my sex change

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're the fedora meme. That's you, whenever you talk all gay and moronic people see you as a cringe moronic edgelord, but in your mind you think you're being profound. You're like beetlejuice from howard stern. If you knew how others viewed you, you'd kys. You're such an autistic moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Isaiah 9:17

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man I wish he would flood the earth again would go so hard. But yeah even they were corrupt. That's the point. Even those widows were distant from God, and would have scoffed at Noah for building the arc at his command. Being a miserable and tragic person doesn't make you a good person, something that People Like You™ seem to struggle with comprehending in general. Suffering in and of itself is pointless and endows no innate moral superiority to the aggrieved. Only when suffering refines is it virtuous. Or else, even it becomes vanity.
            >See: people who harm themselves for attention and sympathy

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Ephesians 4:29-31
            Proverbs 11:12
            Proverbs 15:1
            James 1:26
            James 3:13
            James 4:11
            Titus 3:1-15
            Collosians 3:8
            1 Peter 2:1-15
            Matthew 5:22
            Psalm 50:19

            Hail odin

            Hail Oden, Hail Tor, Hail Tiw, Hail Aesir.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ywnbaw

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, 100%. Far worse than a Christian poster by leaps and bounds. Its absolute cringe whenever I see their type here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always an insult, never a coherent argument. Christians are invariably bitter, incapable theological opponents.

        Let's see either of you morons provide any sort of argument for these delusional gnostic ideas, which old exist because perverts twisted the OT and NT to fit their moronation, that doesn't amount to, "hurr God in Old Testament is mean!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That should say "which only exist"

        • 1 month ago
          Tiw

          No argument, just an insult. Every. Single. Time. Without. Fail. You're so predictable, I can tell you how you're going to react, and you'll obey:

          Your next message: an insult in the first 5 words, a blanket judgement about "you people" vs "my people" and an invitation for me to type a bunch of shit that you will ultimately refuse to debate, because you'll get so caught up in the rush of getting to swear on the internet like a big boy!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An enlightened, transcendent God would not display the qualities that yahweh shows in the old testament, such as anger, jealousy, ignorance, vengeance and spitefulness. According to these qualities, yahweh is no more than an ignorant minor deity, or perhaps he is a demonic being or a powerful hungry ghost. This is something that both Gnostics and Buddhists understood, with simple reading of this being's holy books, and observing what kind of fruit this tree produces.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >An enlightened, transcendent God would not display the qualities that yahweh shows in the old testament, such as anger, jealousy, ignorance, vengeance and spitefulness.
            YHWH is a God of love you moron. He is the origin of love. All goodness in the universe, but especially love, originates from him. Your stagnant "enlightenment" is decrepit and cold. Love is jealous. If you, as a father, had a son you loved utterly, unconditionally, and watched him break bread with the spiritual equivalent of rapists and murderers- which is what demons are, they are literally incapable of feeling positive emotions due to their separation from God -you would be pretty fricking offended. All God asks for is love and trust. That's it. He created us to be his companions, and if it weren't for us being sullied by Lucifer, we'd be living in the garden with him. Completely carefree. Your vision of enlightenment is death. Love is enlightenment. Youth, beauty, perfection. You are fixated on senility and impotence. Love is fire.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jewgod is decay and suffering, I never got anywhere in life until I became pagan

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a real god would be a vending machine dispensing worldly success!
            haha in any other context the /x/tards would be shitting on you for your lack of enlightenment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really that, just responding to my most base questions and concerns so I can set the right path for myself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your life is temporary. The physical world is death. The only way into eternity is through Christ. Everything you have and will ever gain will be lost. You will die. You have chosen decay and suffering with every meaningless passion you indulge in. Dead ends after dead ends, your life is nothing but palm full of dead sand trickling down into the dune where the other grains lay. Vanity, all is vanity. You will get somewhere in life, and get nowhere in death.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Monotheistic midwit, your god is a fish in apond

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            God is the only God. He made both the fish and the pond within which we dwell. Your "gods" are just slightly larger, more predatory species that he delights in us outwitting and ultimately prevailing over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The most amazing being of the universe wants a boring church of fart sniffers
            Lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ugh! These boring people living normal lifes and not being bitter mentally ill pagans!
            Grow up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pagans?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's paganism. Paganism isn't just larping as vikings.

            Ephesians 4:29-31
            Proverbs 11:12
            Proverbs 15:1
            James 1:26
            James 3:13
            James 4:11
            Titus 3:1-15
            Collosians 3:8
            1 Peter 2:1-15
            Matthew 5:22
            Psalm 50:19

            [...]
            Hail Oden, Hail Tor, Hail Tiw, Hail Aesir.

            >Spamming a bunch of passages from deep within his fedora under the assumption I won't have the patience or ability to explain them all
            I mean what did I say you motherfrickers never argue in good faith. Do you want me to explain the entire Bible to you, word for word? Just extraordinarily moronic.

            >Normal life
            >Pretending you're good but not being able to keep the charade for 2 straight minutes
            >And never shitting the hell Up about the bible

            >Pretending you're good
            You are actively not supposed to pretend you're good. You're supposed to strive to be better. A concept someone with as much cellulite on your ass and chip dust on your fingers wouldn't be familiar with, son of "Odin." The rest is just word salad, obviously Christians would discuss the Bible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yet you Talk like a scoundrel the whole thread so you don't even pretend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cool anal beads

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thx, but they're not mine. Want some demons dick coming inside you to go with them?

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            >Want some demons dick coming inside you to go with them?
            Yes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think you're above reproach? Are you offended, or do you assume me chastising you is somehow beneath me? God can sort you out, and I will pray for you. But Christ would have considered speaking with you to be casting pearls to swine, to put it likely. You're lucky you're getting rocks at the very least, maybe if they collide with that thick head of yours enough they'll break through to your brain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Look, homosexual, I'm quite experienced with spirituality and whats what. So I don't fear any reproaches from a caananite storm God of the israelites.
            As for you, try that Irl and see what happens to your teeth first, and your Virgin body Next.
            >Muh chastisement
            In a world where children are raped and snuffed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Has a seventeen year old tier understanding of Abrahamic deities
            >"I'll beat you up, meanie!"
            You won't do anything homosexual. And you can't either, all you can do is seethe on the internet and parrot random trivia you learned on YouTube.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm an ex-christian mage, I assure you I've talked to the Angels you dream about.
            They're just Angels of a storm and war God and nothing else.

            The spirits of Voudon are also there and they're not from the same pantheon, unlike israeli religion says.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, Christian larpers read a book and screaming at everyone they assume the book doesn't lie.
            The reason why Christian God doesn't answer your prayers -which I know he doesn't - is because he's exclusive israeli and exclusive storm and war.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ex-christian mage
            What kind of larp is this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so you don't know? It's no larp. There's such a thing. People Will recite israeli verses in hebrew and angels Will come.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds really fake

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Things that didn't happen
            Has it occurred to you how comfortable you are with lying?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds really fake

            I don't get paid for your beliefs, and I'm not willing to give Christian larpers a tool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You don't get paid at all. Maybe you get social security checks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you asking to make out big man?

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Well, clearly you didn't read any of them. Nothing but hate falls from your mouth. Go back. Reread everything I said. Then read your replies. Nobpdy told you to say all those hateful things. You wanted to say them, because the hatred was already inside you.

            James 1:26.

            You are deceiving your own heart.

            Ywnbaw

            I sure hope you're right.

            Christianity is the largest religion in the world you innumerate chimp. I know more about what you believe than you know about what I believe. In fact, I've probably been to more countries than you as well, and have a higher education level. My family are also obnoxiously atheistic. God bless them.

            Christianity only accounts for 30% of the world. That isn't a majority by any stretch.
            You don't know what I believe. But take your shot anyway I guess.

          • 1 month ago
            Christcuck

            However I will be a woman and that will make you seethe

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            You can be a woman if you like, I prefer pissing anywhere I damn well please.

            >Has a seventeen year old tier understanding of Abrahamic deities
            >"I'll beat you up, meanie!"
            You won't do anything homosexual. And you can't either, all you can do is seethe on the internet and parrot random trivia you learned on YouTube.

            >And so he raged on, obliviously describing himself in vivid detail.

          • 1 month ago
            Christcuck

            I will become a very pretty woman just to make you upset because that's clearly what you wish you were

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Oh, okay, have fun.

          • 1 month ago
            Christcuck

            I will have alot of fun living the life you wish you had

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No u!
            Grow up

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Literally you this entire thread. It's laughable when you realise YOU jumped into this conversation completely unprompted, and then try to act like you were being attacked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You as such a manipulative homosexual lmao. Or at least you try to be. Gaslighting little girlboss, aren't you anon? I have never been of the position that I'm under attack. You were. I was of the position that you're predictable and tedious, which you've proven to a T. You're the sniveling little b***h who keeps trying the
            >Jesus wouldn't like that! Stop being so rude!
            shit. I've been attacking you this entire time, proudly so.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Tiw stands for troony is woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your literally a demon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Literally you this entire thread. It's laughable when you realise YOU jumped into this conversation completely unprompted, and then try to act like you were being attacked.

            Silence, the both of you, or I will frick your up in the astral tonight.
            Never been there? I’ll pull you in through your normal dreams you wienersucking homosexuals.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Can you buy me a pretty dress and frick me in the butt Instead>.<

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t want your balls? Fine. You will wake with severe torsion.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            So is that a yes you big sussy baka man?

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Jokes on you, I don't dream when I sleep.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Fedoralord paragraph
            Christ would strike you in the face with a whip. You've already demonstrated that you have a cursory understanding of scripture, and now you're trying to condescend to me again. Read this: I know so much more about my own religion than you that I am 100% certain that Christ would be alright with me mocking you. He would even join in. You are an arrogant, pretentious moron.
            >Christianity only accounts for 30% of the world. That isn't a majority by any stretch.
            That isn't what a said you fricking snake. I said it's the largest religion in the world. One third of the planet is Christian, that's 3 billion people. The majority of people who are religious are Christians. Incapable of arguing in good faith.
            >You don't know what I believe. But take your shot anyway I guess.
            Probably some brand of theosophy

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            >I know so much about my own religion
            that you don't follow a word of it? Sounds about right.

            >largest religion in the world

            ... and? That still doesnt make you normal. 70% of the world is not christian. You're the minority. You arent normal.

            >Probably some brand of theosophy

            Listen to that backpedal! You said you KNOW what I believe. No "probably" about it. Try again with just an ounce of confidence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ignore all of the inconvenient things I said
            >Arbitrarily invent a new standard for a subjective category that a priori disqualifies any conclusion but your own
            >Create a contradiction where none exists
            Snake. Incapable of arguing in good faith.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            >Inconvenient things I said

            What, when you said that yoyr god would assault me with a weapon? You said youre so confident in your faith that you feel justified in doing things that are expressly prohibited. You offered no reason why. Of course I'm going to ignore it, it's just your impotent rage playing up some ego-trip fantasy of violence. Typial christian behavior.

            >Invent a new standard
            What, when you tried to suggest that because your religion is more popular than other religions, you're somehow "normal" despite being thologically related to only 30% of the world? That does not make you "normal".

            >Create a contradiction
            What are you talking about? Are you saying that you did NOT claim that: "I know more about what you believe than you know about what I believe."? You have yet to tell me what it is that you know I believe.

            You as such a manipulative homosexual lmao. Or at least you try to be. Gaslighting little girlboss, aren't you anon? I have never been of the position that I'm under attack. You were. I was of the position that you're predictable and tedious, which you've proven to a T. You're the sniveling little b***h who keeps trying the
            >Jesus wouldn't like that! Stop being so rude!
            shit. I've been attacking you this entire time, proudly so.

            You're just parroting things I already said about christians, and acting like they're your words. Boring.

            Your literally a demon

            I'm actually a farmer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be a girlboss

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I will be the girlboss

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I will be the girlboss

            >Always an insult, never a coherent argument. Christians are invariably bitter, incapable theological opponents.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            I want to be a pretty princess

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You said youre so confident in your faith that you feel justified in doing things that are expressly prohibited.
            You have no idea what my faith allows or forbids, because as we've established, you don't actually understand the scripture.
            >What, when you tried to suggest that because your religion is more popular than other religions, you're somehow "normal" despite being thologically related to only 30% of the world?
            >You only share the same religion with 3 billion people, and it's only the most common religion in your country of origin! THAT ISN'T NORMAL
            Ok homosexual whatever you say
            >You have yet to tell me what it is that you know I believe.
            I already said it. Probably, based on the conversation we've had so far, some form of theosophy.
            >You're just parroting things I already said about christians,
            That other anon was right you are a demon. Literal sociopath.

            [...]
            Silence, the both of you, or I will frick your up in the astral tonight.
            Never been there? I’ll pull you in through your normal dreams you wienersucking homosexuals.

            I've been there. You cannot frick there. You will get kicked out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s great kiddo you’ll have a hall pass with me.
            I probably threw you out in the first place.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Can you be my boyfriend?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I'm spoken for

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            But I will turn myself into a woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh so your actual problem is you're a broken deformed troon. Sad.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            >as we've established
            Nothing was established, you never did any of the "explaininf" that you said you were going to do. You made an empty claim and failed to back it up. Yawn.

            >share the same religion with 3 billion people
            actually, only 2.5 billion. And... thats how numbers work. If 70% of a bag of marbles is NOT red, the 30% that are red, are not the norm.
            >Probably
            You said you KNOW. "Probably" is a limpdick copout and you know it. You know the instant you make a claim you'll be caught wrong.
            >Literal sociopath
            Thats not what a demon is. Also not the correct use of the word literal... I dont think you know what a sociopath actually acts like, either. You're embarrassing yourself, it's like you're trying to use fancy words you heard someone else, but you didnt learn what those words mean. It's like listening to a 10 year old saying his first swear words.

            I believe that if your god is real, he would be humiliated to have such followers as you in the world, ruining his good name.

            Anyway, I'm done with you. Goodbye. May your life be as pleasant as your personality.

            And to the person immitating me: Your jokes are straight out of a middle school locker room. Could you at least be funny with it ffs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actually seething

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >actually, only 2.5 billion. And... thats how numbers work. If 70% of a bag of marbles is NOT red, the 30% that are red, are not the norm
            Why should the global context always establish what is normal? The average global IQ is in the low 80s. For whites it's 100. So should a white person with an IQ of 120 consider himself some kind of freak? You're a moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Normal life
            >Pretending you're good but not being able to keep the charade for 2 straight minutes
            >And never shitting the hell Up about the bible

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            >Normal
            Statistically speaking, you are not normal.
            You grew up with this shit, it's all you know of the world. That doesn't make you normal, it makes you ignorant.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Christianity is the largest religion in the world you innumerate chimp. I know more about what you believe than you know about what I believe. In fact, I've probably been to more countries than you as well, and have a higher education level. My family are also obnoxiously atheistic. God bless them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it then that divine impassibility, divine aseity, necessary existence, a strong creature/Creator distinction, and on and on, are major features of Christian theology, but don't appear in the theologies of religions separate from the Biblical tradition except in cases where they were modified to import ideas from the Biblical tradition?

            No argument, just an insult. Every. Single. Time. Without. Fail. You're so predictable, I can tell you how you're going to react, and you'll obey:

            Your next message: an insult in the first 5 words, a blanket judgement about "you people" vs "my people" and an invitation for me to type a bunch of shit that you will ultimately refuse to debate, because you'll get so caught up in the rush of getting to swear on the internet like a big boy!

            No argument then? Can't meet the challenge? Can only pretend to some magical enlightenment and secret knowing? How surprising.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            My argument was
            >Christians are invariably bitter, incapable theological opponents
            As yet, you have made no argument, only insults and strawman fallacies. You'll do it again in your next message, like clockwork. It's all you're capable of.

            You are fricking moronic

            >Always an insult, never a coherent argument

            Like. Fricking. Clockwork.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go back already

            [...]

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Be sure to pray to your god for forgiveness for that mortal sin of pride.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying God exists

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Give me one good reason why I shouldn't hate you. You feel so entitled to good will that you go out of your way to burn. You think our memories reset after every single conversation we have with one of you idiots? Have you ever stopped to consider the reason we insult you so much is because you're fricking stupid, and we've argued with you all before? Probably millions of times, everything that you have said, have been planning to say, or have learned from some dipshit on YouTube, has been said by a near perfect copy of you. Ad infinitum. You are just annoying to us. You don't learn when you're proven wrong, you don't care. You don't get into debates with the desire to come to a conclusion about a topic, you do it to steamroll people who you consider to be ideological opposition and circlejerk about how much random occult shit you know. No doubt you personally have been proven incorrect on innumerable topics and simply went about your day, completely ignoring that the exchange ever happened.

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            You already said this

            Why the frick do every single one of you morons talk like this? Have you ever considered the possibility that someone like me has had this argument with someone like you hundreds of times over, and that everything you think is so annoyingly wrong and impossible to justify that I've come to the conclusion that you're just stupid? Because that's the conclusion I've come to with you people. You're actually just stubborn morons who reason backwards from the conclusion you desire to be true. There is no combination of words I could say that would make you any less of an indulgent idiot.

            Nobody asked you to come here and engage. You saw my message and chose to react. Nobody in this world is to blame for the bitterness in your heart that you willingly choose to submit to.

            again I say, Isaiah 9:17

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your to blame for everything

          • 1 month ago
            Tiw

            Christian logic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hail odin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Christians are invariably bitter, incapable theological opponents
            Doesn't align with my experience. Also those are insults themselves. Why are you a hypocrite?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't you make a thread almost exactly like this yesterday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, this is the follow-up. The food ticket thing didn’t happen till the old thread went under

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, we already answered your question. Ruler of the material world will give you gibs if it leads you away from God. There's your answer. Satan wants to put you in golden shackles.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cold showers and wim hoff breathing would help you more.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Satan was the first outcast.

  10. 1 month ago
    Tiw

    Always remember who was actually listening when you were in need.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon prays for short term gratification
    >is shocked to find out that this is what demons specialize in to lead you astray
    Go to confession and pray for your soul before you lose it.

    • 1 month ago
      Tiw

      >praying for relief from panic attack

      Yeah, definitely sounds like yaweh was playing that long game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If he had faith in Gods plan he would know that it would have passed

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like God doesn't care but Satan does. You know whose side you want t9 be on now, right?

  13. 1 month ago
    Tiw

    I'm butthurt about the fact God didn't let me be a woman

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't do it (again)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The captcha for this was 2KARTA, "2 fours"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The devil once too Jesus to the top of a mountain, and told him he'd give him everything he could see if Jesus would bow and worship him. I'm sure the devil will give you things and do things for you, but at what cost?

      Fairly shortly, in about 3 months, the devil is going to take all of us to the top of the mountain, and give us the same basic deal. Take it and you'll get the free shit, then go to hell with him. I can't make the decision for you anon. But I suggest taking the long money, not the short.

      >Just don't do it (again)
      This.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even try to pray to Satan. Even a non religious person would know this is stupid and could have no positive outcome.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of moron orders food instead of making it themselves for a fraction of the price and of way higher quality unless you're a subhuman? Anyone who buys food that comes premade or frozen should drink bleach. Cooking is like one of 5 things that are actually enjoyable. You have cooking, hard drugs + video games, hard drugs + nature (pets included), hard drugs + creating art/music, and then you have lucid dreaming. I'd have a panic attack to if I was too worthless to enjoy one of lifes few pleasures. Do you play games and then enter a cheat to skip straight to the ending? moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have never done any drugs in ur life larpgay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, I haven't, SWIM did a frickload though, more than a rockstar. Go smoke your d8 pen and "trip" on benadryl you little gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy having aids

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't repent, you may not know why, but you did good.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not for nothing, but if god didn't want you to pray to satan, then why did you? You gotta remember, gods a wacky character who does stuff because it does stuff.

    Also, ur gods probably doing a joke making you all nervous about that shit and specifically gave you a panic attack because you were going to get that ticket number.

    Anyway, your gods a funny guy just like mine.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did exactly the same in high school. My mind was at peace when I prayed satan then bad things happened to me and I got fricking scarred that I cursed myself or something and stopped praying altogether. I thought I was becoming crazy.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God will always forgive you if you truly repent. Remember God gave us control over demons. Luke 10:19

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    great, you are part of the army now.
    you are minion 4833274, you will be assigned with the enforcement of the digital ID and the unification of all nations.
    welcome to the brotherhood!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God doesn't have to save you OP. Sorry man but there is biblical evidence that man's default destination is hell fire.

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